Malcolm In The Middle Season 6 Episode 3 Standee
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00:00Get me a pair of socks.
00:02Okay.
00:04Not that one.
00:06On top.
00:08Not on top of the dresser.
00:10Right in front of you.
00:12The sock drawer.
00:14That's your sock drawer.
00:16Go next to it.
00:18On the other side.
00:20Not behind the dresser.
00:24All you have to do is reach into my drawer
00:26and...
00:28Ow!
00:30Ow!
00:32So stupid, Dewey.
00:36Yes, no, maybe.
00:40I don't know.
00:42Can you repeat
00:44the question?
00:46You're not the boss of me now.
00:48You're not the boss
00:50of me now.
00:52You're not the boss of me now
00:54and you're not so big.
00:56You're not the boss of me now.
01:00You're not the boss of me now.
01:02You're not the boss of me now.
01:04You're not the boss of me now
01:06and you're not so big.
01:10Life is unfair.
01:18After two months of unemployment,
01:20Mom went to Lucky Aid
01:22and begged for her job back.
01:24They finally let her come back
01:26as a probationary employee.
01:28It just goes to show you, Malcolm,
01:30if you want to wear the smock,
01:32you can't be afraid to humble yourself.
01:34I'd forgotten how well this hangs.
01:36Honey?
01:38I've got a surprise.
01:40Oh, we're running late, Hal.
01:42I can't be late while I'm still on probation
01:44at the store.
01:45This is worth it.
01:50Ta-da!
01:52It's a cat habitat.
01:54You know how you're always saying
01:56there's no reason for us to get a cat.
01:58Well, now there is one.
02:00It's got a tether ball,
02:02two main decks,
02:04an activity center,
02:06and a crow's nest to look out for other cats.
02:08I call it Cat-Man-Doo.
02:10Like every idea she has, it's so great.
02:20Do you think it's gonna snow?
02:24Don't be silly.
02:26It hasn't snowed in a year and a half.
02:28That could change.
02:30We could have a snow day any day now.
02:32I deserve a snow day.
02:34The whole neighborhood's gonna see this thing
02:36in our trash and know your mother is nuts!
02:40It's awfully big.
02:42You think the trash man's gonna take this?
02:44Oh, he'll take it.
02:46That's why I'm leaving him a six pack.
02:51You're the only thing I've ever been proud of.
02:55Come on, Dewey.
03:02Didn't you used to work here a couple of months ago?
03:05Yeah.
03:06I practically ran this place for about 12 years.
03:08In fact, I think I still hold the record...
03:10Hugs!
03:12Mr. Cushel said,
03:13probationary employees have to wear the pin.
03:21So big!
03:23I've been on probation lots of times, Lois.
03:25You can choose not to feel humiliated.
03:27They're just trying to break your spirit
03:29with the pin and the drug tests
03:31and those draconian hygiene checks.
03:33I suggest for the next two weeks
03:35you wash your hands after using the bathroom
03:37just in case.
03:39Oh, by the way, they changed the codes.
03:41The woman's room isn't 456892.
03:44It's 630385.
03:46Oh, and if you ever need the men's,
03:48don't try 876-466.
03:51It's 459-929.
03:55Damn it!
03:58I'll have a ring on 2.
04:00I'm sure you're good at lots of things.
04:16I'm sure you're good at lots of things.
04:33What is this?
04:35It's the new ad campaign for smooth malt liquor.
04:37You don't find this offensive.
04:40What?
04:41Well, it's a black janitor
04:43with a mop and a six-pack of malt liquor in his hand.
04:47I don't know that he's a janitor.
04:49Maybe he just spilled something.
04:52His name is Slappy?
04:55A delightful throwback to a simpler time.
04:57Well, I'm getting rid of it.
04:59If you get caught, I don't know about this.
05:03And I would have loved
05:04to have been called Slappy growing up.
05:10The trash man didn't take it?
05:12Nope.
05:13Where's the beer?
05:14Oh, he took that.
05:16He drank one and poured the rest into his thermos.
05:19And he left this here to mock me.
05:22Maybe we can chop it up.
05:24No, Dewey.
05:25We are not accommodating him.
05:27I did not pour my heart and soul into this thing
05:30so that the trash man could refute to take it away.
05:34There are principles that need to...
05:36Get out of here!
05:41This society is falling to pieces.
05:53What are you doing?
05:54We replaced the one that was stolen last week.
05:57I think Craig took it so he can use the carpool lane.
05:59Craig didn't take it.
06:01I took it and put it in the trunk of my car.
06:04Mom, what are you doing? You're on probation.
06:07This is completely racially insensitive.
06:09It has no place in this store.
06:11But Mr. Cushel told me to put it up.
06:13Well, I'm telling you to take it down.
06:19I can't do that.
06:21You're only my boss here, Mr. Cushel is.
06:24Mr. Cushel didn't tear three inches getting you out of him.
06:28Now, are you going to take this down or not?
06:31No.
06:43She isn't coming after me, is she?
06:49Excuse me!
06:50Excuse me!
06:51Yeah.
06:52I don't know if you remember, I put this cat habitat out last week.
06:58Yeah, I can't take that. It's too big.
07:01But you took the six pack I left you.
07:04You must have known it was an advance thank you.
07:07Actually, I thought it was an overdue apology.
07:10Apology?
07:12Why would this family give you an apology?
07:14Because you people are pigs.
07:17You don't even use half the stuff you throw out.
07:20And nine months after your wife leaves three birth control pills in the pack,
07:24here comes the disposable diapers again.
07:27Talk about screwed up priorities.
07:29How you guys buy those generic diapers that break apart in the can,
07:34yet I noticed someone could afford a Toblerone every Friday.
07:37Hey, buddy, this family's trash is none of your business.
07:42You know what? Let's start again.
07:45There's no reason we can't be civil.
07:48You have a hard job. It's a job I respect.
07:51Hey, Oscar, here's your lunch.
07:54Oh, I'm mighty for trash guy.
08:11Oops.
08:13Overring on two.
08:15What's that?
08:28Hmm?
08:29I threw that picture away.
08:30Oh, we still have the negative.
08:32It reminds me of the old you, back when you still knew right from wrong.
08:35Just because I'm not doing what you want doesn't mean you get to humiliate me.
08:38Humiliate you?
08:40You mean there's an offensive image on display in the store?
08:45My son used to love to play dress up just like that.
08:49Give him a call.
08:54Take that down!
08:55Gee, I'm not doing what you want.
08:57You're not doing what I want.
08:59Maybe we should bring Mr. Cushel into this,
09:02since he's the only one whose opinion you seem to care about.
09:05No employee may display personal items in his or her workspace.
09:11Don't worry, Mom.
09:12It only added a day to your probation.
09:18I'm sorry, God.
09:20You're against the rules here.
09:25I don't know who I am anymore.
09:35rất der�.
09:55Not knowing who I am,
09:56That's the name of that?
09:57I have to admit, I didn't see this coming.
10:12Well, the sanitation department claims that our trash man has an airtight alibi for last
10:29night.
10:30If I want to haul this stuff away myself, I need $1,200 for a 19-ton truck and a Class 5
10:36sanitation license, which I'm pretty sure I don't have.
10:42Honey, I don't want you to worry about this.
10:45I will get rid of this crud, no matter how long it takes.
10:49Hey!
10:50What makes you think that's okay?
10:54Honey, I am not going to tell you that this is ideal.
11:00But if we refuse to fight this fight, then we're really living in garbage, garbage of
11:05the spirit, and that's got to be the worst kind.
11:09I feel sorry for our neighbors with no garbage on their lawns, but we don't want to sound
11:14too superior.
11:15Everybody's doing the best they can.
11:18You know, Lois, there are things I don't say.
11:26Like none of this would have happened if you'd let us have a cat!
11:35You know, Lois.
11:39I don't think so.
11:43I'm a cat.
11:48I want to ask you a cat.
11:53Let's go.
12:23Can you believe some of the stuff people throw out?
12:28Did you shut the door, tape the cracks and spray?
12:30You know, if you just dive in, you get used to it.
12:34How am I supposed to tell the milk is bad?
12:36Everything in this house smells the same.
12:41Principals don't always smell like roses, boys.
12:45We are in this temporary situation because this family stands for something.
12:49I expect a little stoicism around here.
12:51Oh, I'll be stoic, Dad.
12:54Until the massive pile of trash we're living in starts to decompose
12:57and the maggots start fighting with the roaches over who gets to eat the rat's fecal matter,
13:02and then you're going to hear some complaining from me.
13:06I think we've got a leak in here.
13:08Reese, check the windows.
13:09I didn't think I'd bake you.
13:16On the table.
13:23Hi, Craig. Ready to go.
13:25Craig driving you?
13:26Yeah, you can take the car.
13:28But we could just go together.
13:29Could we?
13:30Huh.
13:31You've been so intent in acting like we weren't in the same family.
13:35No, that's not what I've been doing.
13:37I'm just mature enough to draw a distinction between what goes on at home and what we have to do at work.
13:42Oh, I see.
13:43So it's okay to sell out your principles as long as you're doing it for money.
13:47Yes, Mom. Big money.
13:49I've thrown away all morality and agreed to go to hell for $6.25 an hour.
13:53You know that sign is a bigoted image, Malcolm.
13:56It's not that bad.
13:57It's a picture of a man with a mop and a beer.
14:01People who mop drink beer.
14:03People who drink beer mop.
14:05Oh, Slappy?
14:06That thing's amazing.
14:07He's tripled our smooth malt liquor sales.
14:10I can't believe I've raised a son who is so insensitive to things that really matter.
14:15If I'm insensitive, I got that way by watching you.
14:18Both of you, stop it.
14:20You're making this place unlivable.
14:24Let's go, Craig.
14:31I think it's nice when someone does a little something extra for poker night.
14:35I mean, a six-ton pile of trash.
14:38You really know how to make a guy feel special.
14:40You know, the smell around it actually makes Hal's dip taste good.
14:46Man, who dealt me this hand, I'm going to throw it out on the front yard.
14:52Guys, I really don't know what I'm going to do.
14:54If I give up now, I mean, what kind of example does that set for my boys?
14:59Yeah, that's a tough one, Hal.
15:01A man keeps chipping away at his authority.
15:03The next thing you know, he's not the king of his own massive pile of garbage.
15:11Come on, guys.
15:12Hal's suffering.
15:13We really should be more sensitive.
15:16No, wait.
15:16I got one.
15:17I see my favorite band out there.
15:19A flock of seagulls.
15:24Oh, damn.
15:26If anyone looks at my cards, I'll be able to tell.
15:32He cares.
15:33Come on.
15:34What do you got?
15:35Come on.
15:38He's got my money in his pocket.
15:44What the hell are you doing?
15:46I just thought I'd show this to the guys.
15:49You can explain why you've been fighting to keep this up at the store.
15:53I wasn't fighting for it.
15:57I was just told to put it up on my boss.
15:59You also added very vehemently that it's not so bad.
16:04Maybe you can explain to everyone here why this isn't racist.
16:14First we picked their cotton, then we have to solve their moral dilemmas for them.
16:19It's probably the saddest side of all when racism impacts on white people.
16:25How many white mothers and sons must be torn asunder before we learn our lessons.
16:31It's bad enough.
16:31We have to watch them dance at weddings.
16:34Yeah.
16:35Shaking their flat asses around.
16:37Will you stop it?
16:41I need your help.
16:43This is a completely offensive, false image of African American men.
16:48You know what's really bothering you?
16:59You don't think I'm prejudiced.
17:01You're just mad that at work I don't have to obey you.
17:04And now that I'm getting older, you're losing more and more control over me every day.
17:09You can't stand that.
17:10Soon I'll be free.
17:11He has a dream.
17:12Sing it, my brother.
17:14Should we talk about what's really bothering you?
17:17It's that you know I'm right.
17:21You do have a code of ethics that you're trying to deny.
17:24What do you know about ethics?
17:26Bringing this in here to embarrass me in front of dad's friends?
17:30Did I tell dad how you said sooner or later he'll realize he looks ridiculous
17:33and quit this stupid fight with the trash man?
17:36Did I?
17:37No.
17:38Because no matter how mad I get, I always treat you with some level of decency.
17:43I'll realize I look ridiculous.
17:45Hal, that's not the point.
17:47Stop this.
17:49Just stop.
17:50What do we need to fight for?
17:52It's a nice night.
17:55We came here to play cards.
17:57Can't we just play cards?
18:00Wow, what have you got?
18:02Nothing.
18:03I'm out.
18:04I'm out.
18:04Dad?
18:19Dewey?
18:21Dad?
18:24Dewey?
18:25Dewey, where are you?
18:27I don't know.
18:28My garbage port collapsed.
18:30Can you breathe?
18:32Yes, but I don't want to.
18:34Just keep digging until you reach daylight.
18:45Hey.
18:47Got your note.
18:48I need some help with this.
18:50I am in over my head.
18:51You did the right thing coming to me.
18:53Your mother can never know.
18:55It's not a problem.
18:57There's a way to solve this little trash dilemma.
18:59But I need to know that you'll go all the way.
19:03You have to want it bad.
19:05The fact that I came to you should prove how desperate I am.
19:08Good enough.
19:10From here, there's no turning back.
19:13We can implement my plan tonight.
19:16Meet me back here at exactly six o'clock.
19:20That's in 20 minutes.
19:22You want to go now?
19:24Okay.
19:27It's not stealing.
19:28It's just borrowing.
19:30Not stealing.
19:31Just borrowing.
19:32First, we pick up all the trash from our law.
19:35Then we top it off with a little medical waste.
19:37And we pay a visit to a certain garbage man.
19:40And those guard dogs are going to be okay?
19:42They'll wake up at half an hour.
19:44They may have a slight headache.
19:46Son, if you could just apply this kind of focus and determination to your schoolwork,
19:53oh, that ship is sad.
20:08Only six more hours till that pin comes off.
20:11The last six hours of probation are what I call the danger zone.
20:17Your eyes are so focused on the finish line,
20:20you don't even realize your hands are stuffing your pockets full of trail mix.
20:24Damn it, Craig.
20:26Do you believe in right and wrong?
20:27I'm not sure I follow.
20:29Let's just say there's something you have to do.
20:31And you've been hoping someone else would do it.
20:34But you've gradually realized you have to do it yourself,
20:37even if it breaks the rules.
20:39Dear God, I thought I'd lost my chance years ago.
20:44Huh?
20:44Let's just get in the car and drive.
20:46You don't have to pack.
20:47I have clothes for you in the trunk.
20:49Oh, for the love of God.
20:58Thank the Lord you're getting rid of that thing.
21:01Surely I had to.
21:02I just couldn't stand it any longer.
21:04Oh, believe me, I know.
21:06Ever since that thing went up, I swear we've had so many more black people in here.
21:13What?
21:14That is not our clientele.
21:16We just don't have the personnel to follow them around.
21:19Thank you, Lois.
21:21What are you doing?
21:36I'm putting this back.
21:37Really?
21:38You know I've always believed in admitting when I was wrong.
21:42There were things about this I hadn't considered.
21:45Maybe I was too focused on controlling you.
21:47Well, the point is, I want this to stay.
21:51This has to stay.
22:00Wow.
22:01Now all I want to do is take it down.
22:04I mean, look at this thing.
22:06It's horribly offensive.
22:08What year are we living in?
22:09His name is Slappy, for God's sakes.
22:11But if I take it down now, she'll think I'm only doing it to be contrary.
22:22Am I only doing it to be contrary?
22:24No.
22:25I really am offended by this.
22:27These are my true feelings, which I wasn't able to have before because I was only being contrary.
22:33Unless it's the opposite of that.
22:35Okay, I am definitely taking this down while I'm walking away and leaving it here while I'm pretending to do nothing and figure out what to do.
22:55Hey, go ahead.
22:56Reese, what are you doing?
23:06Come on!
23:15Dad, I followed the possum that led me out.
23:18Do it, not now.
23:19This is Daddy's time with Reese.
23:21Come here.
23:22Damn it.
23:26Are you sure this is a good idea?
23:30Dewey, I don't need you talking sense to me right now.
23:36Three squits growing around!
23:38Tyler.
23:38I don't need you talking sense to me.
24:01He's gone.
24:01He's gone.
24:03What good is running going to do?
24:26We live here!
24:29Thanks, child, little boy!
24:33If I leave it up, Mom gets what she wants.
24:38If I take it down, Mom still has her hooks in me, which is what she really wants.
24:42No matter what I decide...
24:45Wait a minute.
24:47I don't have to decide.
24:49I can leave it to chance.
24:52Heads, I take it down.
24:54Tails, I'll leave it up.
24:55I'm not listening to my Mom anymore.
24:59From now on, I'm listening to you.
25:01I'm so glad you like the fillet.
25:18It really brings out the finish in the wine.
25:21So we'll be taking away three bags today?
25:24Two, of course.
25:25Two.
25:31Who knows what you like the rim?
25:35Three, two.
25:39Two, of course.
25:40Two, of course.
25:44Four, of course.
25:46One, two.
25:48ereyeplication.com
25:52Three, two.
25:53Four, of course.
25:54Blackout.com
25:56How bad solve?
25:57I'll be todo lust.
25:58Oh, my God.