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00:00Good morning.
00:02Good morning.
00:04Is this really a morning show?
00:06This is supposed to be a morning show.
00:08Thank you for coming today.
00:10It's a rare combination.
00:12Yes, it is.
00:14Today's main guest is
00:16Shinya Ueda.
00:20I'm happy.
00:22I'm not happy at all.
00:24There are many people who have
00:26connections with Ueda.
00:28But I'm not sure
00:30how Ueda thinks.
00:32He is shy.
00:34He doesn't talk about himself.
00:36No, I don't.
00:38He doesn't publish books
00:40about himself.
00:42I have published 3 books.
00:44I have published 3 books.
00:48Let's get to know Ueda
00:50who moved to Japan on February 2nd.
00:52Ueda is a popular MC
00:54on many popular TV programs.
00:56He is a popular Ueda.
00:58He doesn't talk about
01:00his private life.
01:02So, we don't know
01:04what kind of person he is.
01:06To get to know
01:08Ueda better,
01:10we asked him
01:12about Ueda.
01:14He is a woman's
01:16best friend.
01:18Is that possible?
01:20What is this?
01:22However,
01:24the person who knows
01:26Ueda the most
01:28will be the winner.
01:30That's easy.
01:32I'm happy.
01:34I'm happy.
01:36There are many episodes
01:38about Ueda that
01:40you don't know.
01:42Please answer
01:44for him.
01:46This person knows
01:48everything about Ueda.
01:50Please answer.
01:52I don't know.
01:54I don't know.
01:56I don't know.
01:58I know everything.
02:00Do you know where
02:02Ueda held his wedding?
02:04Spain.
02:06He held it in Spain.
02:08There were only me
02:10and Untouchable.
02:12That's all.
02:14That's right.
02:16It was a week after I won M-1.
02:18It was the busiest time.
02:20You skipped a lot of work.
02:22I skipped a lot of work.
02:24You did a lot for Ueda.
02:26You took a week off.
02:28Ueda is amazing.
02:30Let's see.
02:32Which female entertainer
02:34does Ueda want to go for a meal with?
02:36I want to go for a meal.
02:38I want to go for a meal.
02:40I see.
02:42I want to go for a meal
02:44because she is a good person.
02:46I see.
02:48She is a woman.
02:50Ueda again.
02:52The answer is already decided.
02:54I'm not in the picture.
02:56You are in the picture,
02:58but I'm not in the picture.
03:00Are you just embarrassed?
03:02I'm not embarrassed.
03:04Let's see the answer.
03:06Please show us the answer.
03:08Shihomi Etsuko-san.
03:10She is the wife of Nagabuchi-san.
03:12That's right.
03:14She went for a meal with Nagabuchi-san.
03:16She went to Nagabuchi-san's house
03:18and had a meal with Shihomi Etsuko-san.
03:20I see.
03:22She wanted to see Ueda again.
03:24I see.
03:26The answer is Nakamuike-san.
03:28Nakamuike-san has been a fan of Ueda for a long time.
03:30Every time he appeared on the show,
03:32Ueda made a joke
03:34and said,
03:36I will divorce my wife today.
03:38I wonder how many times
03:40he said that joke.
03:42I was surprised.
03:44He didn't make a joke.
03:46He was serious.
03:48Next, Minami Hamabe-san.
03:50When Ueda came
03:52as a guest on the show,
03:54he said,
03:56I really wanted to see you.
03:58He looked so happy.
04:00Ueda also looked at her
04:02as a woman.
04:04She is young.
04:06He looked at her as an actress he admired.
04:08I'm sorry.
04:10He was aiming for a woman.
04:12He was not aiming for a woman.
04:14He was aiming for Minami Hamabe-san.
04:16He was not aiming for a woman.
04:18There is no such saying.
04:20He was aiming for a woman.
04:22He was the first person
04:24to ask for a cream puff
04:26on YouTube.
04:28He said that
04:30because he was a fan.
04:32Next,
04:34I don't know who this is.
04:36This is my wife.
04:38That's right.
04:40When we were eating together,
04:42he asked me,
04:44what kind of underwear
04:46my wife wears.
04:48No way.
04:50Ueda is so shy.
04:52He touched her
04:54and asked me.
04:56No way.
04:58He said,
05:00don't you have a penis?
05:02No way.
05:04Maybe...
05:06Don't get upset.
05:08He actually said that.
05:10What do you think, Ueda-san?
05:12I don't think this is right.
05:14I'm sure it's not right.
05:16I think it's Nakama Ike-san.
05:18He has been a fan
05:20for many years.
05:22He has never met her in private.
05:24He is
05:26joking.
05:28This person
05:30knows the answer.
05:32Ueda-san, please tell us the answer.
05:34This person.
05:36It's Morikasumi-chan.
05:38That's right!
05:40That's a real answer.
05:42You can guess if you read the context.
05:44Ueda-san loves jokes.
05:46He loves jokes.
05:48He loves jokes.
05:50He is the man
05:52who loves women
05:54the most.
05:56I see.
05:58Can you fool me?
06:00No way.
06:02I'm sorry to deny it, but I've never thought of it that way.
06:09You're getting better!
06:13I'm not getting better, I've never thought of it that way.
06:18If you say too much, it's really not good.
06:21People who can be publicized, please think that they won't come out here this time.
06:26Because he's a person who hasn't told anyone until now.
06:33Let's go with this simple one.
06:36What does Ueda boast about?
06:39I think there are a lot of things.
06:42He doesn't say that his child is so great.
06:44He doesn't boast about his partner.
06:47There's nothing to boast about my partner.
06:49He's not shy.
06:52It's true.
06:53It's not shy, it's true.
06:55Are you ready? One, two, go!
06:58Jumbo said,
07:00I'm embarrassed on women's day.
07:03He said it.
07:04He said it when he was young.
07:06He said it with his whole body.
07:09He said it when he was young, when he was 24 or 25.
07:13That was about 30 years ago.
07:15I want him to say it on women's show.
07:17He can say it.
07:18He can say it.
07:20Today, it's different.
07:22It's a great show.
07:26It was a great show at that time.
07:29Shimizu-san, what about your muscles?
07:31When I joined Ueda Channel,
07:33I used to sit side by side like this.
07:36Ueda-san was next to me.
07:38The staff asked me,
07:39Ueda-san, can you come closer to Shimizu-san?
07:42Then, Ueda-san sat next to me.
07:45He showed his muscles to me.
07:48I don't think he did.
07:49Did he show his muscles to you?
07:51I don't think he did.
07:52I'm different from before.
07:55Gekiran Hitori-san, I don't know what you mean.
07:58I can escape anywhere.
08:00You can escape anywhere?
08:01I don't know.
08:02What is it?
08:03I often do archery.
08:06I usually shoot a distant target in a wide area.
08:09I also do field archery.
08:12I go into the mountains.
08:14I walk into the mountains, find a target, and shoot.
08:18I walk again.
08:19Is there such a sport?
08:20I use my legs and waist to shoot.
08:22I go around the mountain.
08:24I was looking for Ueda-san, but I couldn't find him.
08:27I went to look for him.
08:29I was in the shade of a tree.
08:30I was surprised.
08:32Did you see him at home?
08:35Do you have the intention of riding a big horse today?
08:39I only have this.
08:41Do you do that?
08:43That's the only thing I'm proud of.
08:45I moved on Monday and it's the first day.
08:48I'm sorry.
08:50You're different from before, right?
08:51I was surprised.
08:52This is the correct answer.
08:54It's Murata.
08:57I was right.
08:58That's right.
08:59I was wrong.
09:01I'm most confident in Ueda-san.
09:05He is like a chest board.
09:07He is like a chest board.
09:08There was a program with KOZAKA-san.
09:12There was a scene where we all went to the hot spring.
09:15At that time, we were going to take a picture of us going to the hot spring.
09:18Ueda-san was sitting on the chair.
09:21I want to show this.
09:24Everyone is like this.
09:26Ueda-san was sitting on the chair.
09:29I want to show this.
09:32I want to show this.
09:37The moment when Ueda feels happy.
09:41I don't say that.
09:44I don't think I'm unhappy.
09:49I don't think I'm unhappy.
09:53I will explain it later.
09:56It's nice.
09:57I don't need it now.
09:59It's a nice ending.
10:00Let's see the answer.
10:02Open.
10:05When I was talking to Enari-san.
10:09Ueda-san and Enari-san were talking in the hallway.
10:14I could see all the teeth.
10:17I could see all the teeth.
10:19I could see all the teeth.
10:23I was very happy.
10:25Did you know that face?
10:27He said he couldn't make friends in this industry.
10:32But he finally found a friend.
10:36Maybe he was really happy.
10:38Of course.
10:40I feel happy.
10:41It's very natural.
10:43I was invited by Masashi Sada.
10:48I was invited by Masashi Sada.
10:51I went on a boat with Ueda-san and Enari-san.
10:55I went on a boat with Ueda-san and Enari-san.
10:57We had a barbecue.
10:59We drank together.
11:01When I went out at night, the sky was full of stars.
11:05Ueda-san was in the city.
11:10He was in the city.
11:13He was very happy.
11:15He was very happy.
11:19It's a starry sky.
11:21It's a starry sky.
11:23It's a good meaning.
11:25It's a good meaning.
11:26It's a good meaning.
11:27It's a good meaning.
11:29He should be a producer.
11:32He was very happy.
11:35He was very happy.
11:36Why did you draw only nature?
11:39I'm just guessing.
11:42I'm just guessing.
11:43I'm embarrassed.
11:45I'm eating with my family.
11:48I'm eating with my family.
11:50I'm eating with my family.
11:52My daughter made me laugh.
11:55I'm relieved.
11:59But, that's just a joke.
12:02That's a joke.
12:04I think it's a good joke.
12:07That's a good joke.
12:09I'll tell you the truth.
12:11I'll tell you the truth.
12:13Ueda-san's smile.
12:15Ueda-san's smile.
12:17Ueda-san loves his sister.
12:21He loves his family.
12:23He loves his sister.
12:27His younger sister used to come to his house to stay.
12:31He had a big smile on his face.
12:33He had a big smile on his face.
12:37He is a very kind person.
12:39He is very kind.
12:41But, he doesn't forget that they are Ueda brothers.
12:45But, he doesn't forget that they are Ueda brothers.
12:48He says it is a joke.
12:51He says it is a joke.
12:54I
12:58Weighed I got a show you saw night to keep it a little
13:04Show
13:07Nice
13:08You know, you know, I'm sure it's a game. Okay. So now you can listen to it. I know it's you
13:14I thought I say no. That's good. I don't know
13:16Who is the person you think Ueda will never forgive?
13:22I haven't thought about this before.
13:25Before Ueda got married, he went to China for work.
13:29A friend of his said she was in China too.
13:33She came to Ueda's hotel to hang out.
13:36She said, let's go sightseeing.
13:38Ueda said, sorry, I can't hang out at work.
13:41Buy me a souvenir.
13:44She gave him a credit card.
13:46Then, she bought a bag from a strange brand.
13:50She bought it as if it was not a souvenir.
13:54I think Ueda was a little irritated.
13:58I don't think he will forgive her.
14:02I don't think he will never forgive her.
14:05In my memory, he took her away.
14:08What?
14:09Does that make sense?
14:11He took her away.
14:14He said, I'll go to the location, so you should come too.
14:18He said, let's have a dinner together.
14:21He said, let's have a dinner together.
14:24He said, I'm not feeling well.
14:26He said, I'm not feeling well.
14:28He said, I'm not feeling well.
14:31He rarely came to such a place.
14:34He was cheating.
14:36But he had to come here.
14:41He couldn't refuse her.
14:43He couldn't refuse her.
14:46That's a big mistake.
14:48There was a shopping mall near the hotel.
14:53There was a shopping mall near the hotel.
14:56He said, let's go shopping there.
14:59He said, let's go shopping there.
15:02He didn't give her a credit card.
15:05He said, let's go shopping there.
15:07He gave her 30,000 yen.
15:10He gave her 30,000 yen.
15:12She said, 30,000 yen is a lot.
15:15She said, 30,000 yen is a lot.
15:18He gave her 450,000 yen.
15:20He gave her 450,000 yen.
15:22She will be angry.
15:24He said, it's expensive.
15:26What did she say?
15:27She said, it's expensive.
15:28She said, it's expensive.
15:31I'm happy.
15:33She said, it's expensive.
15:35She was angry.
15:37She said, it's expensive.
15:39She said, it's expensive.
15:41He gave her 30,000 yen.
15:43She said, it's expensive.
15:47I'm happy.
15:49RIKINAN, you are a strict person.
15:51I'm a strict person.
15:55I was drinking with Mr. Enari at his villa.
16:03I asked him if he was depressed.
16:07He said he was more depressed than me.
16:11He said he was depressed when he failed at his job.
16:15He said he didn't fail at his job.
16:18I was convinced that he was depressed.
16:25I was convinced that he was depressed.
16:28The staff laughed at me, but I wasn't convinced.
16:32I was depressed.
16:34He was very strict with himself.
16:37He was very strict with himself.
16:40He started crying.
16:42He started crying.
16:45He started crying.
16:50Did he cry for that?
16:52He was bullying himself.
16:55I told him to stop.
16:57He said, shut up.
16:59He was very strict.
17:01Did you throw away the TV?
17:04It was a good story.
17:06It was a good story.
17:09After this, we will continue to watch the video.
17:14Let's watch KW2.
17:16You are lame.
17:18Audrey, Nobukobu, Haraichi, and Altea challenge for an impromptu contest.
17:23I will challenge for an impromptu contest.
17:25I will challenge for an impromptu contest.
17:29I will challenge for an impromptu contest.
17:35It's like the fifth episode of TANDO CLUB.
17:39It was a very nice theater.
17:41It was a very nice theater.
17:47Shibata will challenge for an impromptu contest.
17:51Do you know him?
17:54He is TASHIRO32.
17:57There was a comedian named TASHIRO32.
18:02He was playing mahjong with everyone.
18:05TASHIRO32 asked him to teach him how to play mahjong.
18:09TASHIRO32 was teaching him.
18:13TASHIRO32 didn't know how to play.
18:15TASHIRO32 cut the card with an ad-lib.
18:18TASHIRO32 hit the card.
18:20TASHIRO32 saw it and said,
18:22Why did you cut the card?
18:26TASHIRO32 was surprised.
18:28TASHIRO32 was surprised and the card flew away.
18:31TASHIRO32 was surprised.
18:33TASHIRO32 was surprised and the card flew away.
18:37TASHIRO32 was angry.
18:41TASHIRO32 was angry at me for the same reason.
18:45TASHIRO32 was angry at me.
18:49I don't know the switch of TASHIRO32.
18:51TASHIRO32 likes baths.
18:54TASHIRO32 was in the bath.
18:58TASHIRO32 hit me.
19:01TASHIRO32 hit me.
19:03What the hell is this?
19:05It's scary!
19:07What the hell is this?
19:09But I think Mr. Shibata is more angry because of the seriousness of the situation.
19:13You should change it.
19:15So who do you think is the most unforgivable?
19:18It's Shibata, right?
19:20That's right.
19:22Electricity?
19:27Mr. Ue, you're doing a lot of shows now.
19:29Yes.
19:30Is there a show you want to quit?
19:32No, there isn't.
19:34I don't have a show I want to quit.
19:37Mr. Shibata, do you know the answer?
19:38Yes, I do.
19:39Of course.
19:40Maybe he doesn't have a show he wants to quit.
19:42If that's the case, it's good that he knows the answer.
19:44Including the show he doesn't want to quit.
19:46Which show do you want to quit right now?
19:48Please show us all at once.
19:51No, there isn't.
19:53They're all important shows.
19:55Mr. Janmo.
19:56I've been a fan of Mr. Cream and Mr. Uera since I was a teenager.
20:00I know this for sure.
20:02You're a womanizer.
20:05How can you say that?
20:09Why do I have to talk to women?
20:16Do you think so?
20:17It's true that Mr. Ueda is just shouting.
20:21Ueda shouts at women.
20:25Miracle Nine.
20:26I've done a lot of research.
20:28In this show, Mr. Ueda's compliments are cut too much.
20:33That may be the case.
20:35I'll tell you the truth.
20:37He goes to about 20 venues.
20:39That's right.
20:40He's keeping it.
20:43Mr. Takashi, that's not true.
20:45He goes to every room.
20:47I'm sure he's going to say something after this.
20:49Suddenly, it becomes a problem.
20:52It's too much.
20:54BOEING.
20:56I don't see a pretty woman.
20:59That's true.
21:00There are a lot of athletes.
21:02I don't think there are many people who show their bodies.
21:04I don't think there are many people who show their bodies.
21:06I feel like there are pretty women when I talk to them.
21:08That's right.
21:09There are people who bring a panel.
21:11That's right.
21:12I don't think there are many people who notice this.
21:14If you look closely, it's a little different from the panel.
21:19I see.
21:21I don't see it.
21:22It's the same.
21:23There are more women in UEDA.
21:24It's not that I don't like it.
21:26I was invited as a guest once.
21:28Mr. UEDA has a lot of calories.
21:32Mr. UEDA has been in the center for about 2 hours.
21:37I have to follow him.
21:39He doesn't have a VTR.
21:40He seems to have a lot of physical strength.
21:42After the show, I called the staff.
21:45When should I take this off?
21:49There are so many women.
21:51He is angry.
21:53This is not a question.
21:54It's a question of how to relax.
21:56It's a question of how to relax.
21:58I don't know how to relax.
22:00He is angry.
22:01I don't want to talk to him.
22:07This is the answer.
22:11I see.
22:15Mr. Shibata, please tell me the answer.
22:17The correct answer is this.
22:21UEDA has a lot of women.
22:24why?
22:25I don't like it when it's dark.
22:27why?
22:28I don't like it when it's dark.
22:30I'm not afraid.
22:32I don't like it when it's dark.
22:35I don't like the title.
22:37UEDA is noisy at night.
22:42UEDA is noisy at night.
22:45I don't like the title.
22:47UEDA is noisy at night.
22:50UEDA is noisy at night.
22:53UEDA is noisy at night.
22:56UEDA is noisy at night.
22:59I'm a good friend.
23:01Next time.
23:02There are people I hate.
23:04What is this?
23:05There are people I hate.
23:08This is a quiz.
23:11This is a quiz.
23:13This is a quiz.
23:14This is a quiz.
23:16This is a quiz.
23:18This is a quiz.
23:19This show is broadcast by Terasa.
23:21This show is broadcast by Terasa.
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