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00:00If I were a girl, who would I date?
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02:00If I were a girl, who would I date?
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04:00If I were a girl, who would I date?
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04:30If I were a girl, who would I date?
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05:00If I were a girl, who would I date?
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05:30If I were a girl, who would I date?
05:40If I were a girl, who would I date?
05:50If I were a girl, who would I date?
06:00Who is the first person you want to date?
06:04The first person I want to date is...
06:09Kamichi!
06:13Kamichi?
06:16I'm so happy!
06:18He's not Iguchi.
06:20His acting is short.
06:21He's not Iguchi.
06:22His outfit is similar.
06:26Fake Kamichi.
06:29Fake Kamichi.
06:31Why?
06:32He's so clean.
06:40I went out with him until night.
06:45I didn't like him.
06:49He's dirty.
06:51He's dirty and clean.
06:54He's self-centered.
06:56Kamichi is not self-centered.
07:01He cares about the other person.
07:06For example, he takes a step back when a group of men gathers.
07:11He doesn't participate in wild and vulgar things.
07:16We often do it together.
07:19He always cares about the female staff.
07:24I want to be seen by other men.
07:29I want to be seen by other men.
07:31I want to be seen by other men.
07:36There are many male students.
07:39There are many male students.
07:43Who do you hate?
07:45Niiyama.
07:49He's clean.
07:52He's clean.
07:54He's clean.
07:56He's self-centered.
08:00He's self-centered.
08:04He's not cooperative.
08:06He's not cooperative.
08:08He's short-tempered.
08:10He's short-tempered.
08:13He's like Kamichi.
08:14He's like Kamichi.
08:16Why do you know he's like Kamichi?
08:20I've never said that.
08:22Why do you know he's like Kamichi?
08:25When someone is about to be naked, he asks the female staff if they are okay.
08:30He's like Kamichi.
08:32He's like Kamichi.
08:34He's like Kamichi.
08:38He's like Kamichi.
08:43He's like Kamichi.
08:45The second place goes to Sayaka Niiyama.
08:49The second place goes to Sayaka Niiyama.
08:51That's good.
08:53That's good.
08:55Let's announce the second and third place.
08:58Please come in.
09:00The third place goes to Sayaka Niiyama.
09:04I'm happy.
09:05I'm happy.
09:08She was chosen for the first time.
09:11Thank you, Niiyama.
09:14What's good about her?
09:16I can feel her kindness.
09:19She talks to me a lot.
09:22She talks to me a lot.
09:26I think she's the one who laughs the most.
09:30I see.
09:31She smiles a lot.
09:32She smiles a lot.
09:34I think it's fun to date her.
09:37I think so, too.
09:38Her income is stable.
09:43I think so, too.
09:44I want to think about the future of the two.
09:47I want to think about money.
09:49I want to think about money.
09:50I want to go out for a drink.
09:52I want to go out for a drink.
09:55I'm worried about that.
09:57I want her to come back soon.
09:59I'm glad to hear that.
10:02I'm happy.
10:03She's a good sister.
10:05The second place goes to Nasu.
10:08Thank you very much.
10:10I'm happy.
10:12I can feel her cleanliness.
10:17She's very kind.
10:20She talks to me a lot.
10:23Morita is good, too.
10:25She's the one who makes me happy the most.
10:33I'm glad.
10:34I'm glad, too.
10:35I'm glad, too.
10:39Please announce the winner of the second place.
10:44It wasn't like that at all.
10:46It's all about money.
10:48It's all about money.
10:51The winner of the second place is this person.
10:54Who is the winner of the second place?
10:59It's Shiba.
11:02It's Shiba.
11:04I'm glad.
11:08In the end, it's Shiba.
11:11That's right.
11:13Nasu is the one who makes me happy the most.
11:17Nasu is good-looking and clean.
11:22Morita is manly.
11:24Nasu has both of these qualities.
11:28He's the best.
11:31Nasu likes me.
11:36I know that I can be happy with Nasu.
11:40I'm sure you can.
11:41That's good.
11:42I like Shiba.
11:45That's why I like Shiba.
11:49It's like you've been dumped.
11:51You said you liked me, but you were dumped.
11:54I'm sorry.
11:56I'm sorry.
11:58It's okay.
11:59He's right next to you.
12:02I can't help it.
12:04He's cute.
12:06He has a cute face.
12:08The third place is Ito.
12:12Ito is like Sairi-chan.
12:14Sairi-chan.
12:22Are you kidding me?
12:24It's Kamayatsu.
12:26It's not Kamayatsu.
12:28It's not me and Katsura Kamayatsu.
12:31The second and third places are...
12:35Kubota.
12:38And Morita.
12:40He's in the second place.
12:42It was a good plan.
12:44Kubota, you're not here today, but you're in the third place.
12:47He looks like a man who only goes wild.
12:52But he's usually very kind.
12:55He's a man who always protects people around him.
12:59He's a man who has that kind of spirit.
13:01Once in a while, you go out with him.
13:03Once in a while, I want him to feel a little dangerous and leave him by my side.
13:07If Ito becomes a girl, that's the kind of person he should be.
13:10That's right.
13:11I like people who have a lot of power to live.
13:14When I become a girl.
13:15Vitality.
13:16What if he comes out of the grave again?
13:18He's not in the grave.
13:20He's not in the grave.
13:22The second place is Morita.
13:26Among them, he's the best at handling girls.
13:33Really?
13:34Have you ever seen it?
13:35I was on a program with a high school girl.
13:40He was in the middle of a commercial.
13:43He was in the middle of a commercial.
13:48Morita is very good at drawing out the girl's spirit.
13:56Morita is very good at drawing out the girl's spirit.
14:02How does it feel?
14:04He was in the middle of a commercial.
14:07You're wearing clothes that make you look like you're wearing underpants.
14:10Morita.
14:11That's fast.
14:13I said it in the middle of the commercial.
14:16That was a great success.
14:18I can't stand it anymore.
14:21You're wearing clothes that make you look like you're wearing underpants.
14:25What's that?
14:28You're an old man.
14:30You look like you're wearing underpants.
14:34You're a high school girl.
14:36I'm a high school girl.
14:38Your boobs are big.
14:41No, they're not.
14:43You look like you're wearing underpants.
14:45Don't say that.
14:49Please announce the first place.
14:51The first place is...
14:58Shiba Inu.
15:00Shiba Inu.
15:02That's amazing.
15:04What do you think?
15:05I know he's not good at drawing.
15:07But I can't resist him.
15:10I chose Shiba Inu because he's in the entertainment industry.
15:16Is it because he's dangerous?
15:19Shiba Inu is a hybrid of dangerous and family-oriented.
15:24He can handle everything.
15:29He's a man.
15:32So I can forgive him if he doesn't come home.
15:36And his boobs are really big.
15:39Really?
15:40Really.
15:41That's not true.
15:44Don't make me nervous.
15:47That's not true.
15:49He's a model.
15:51He's not a model.
15:53He's a big model.
15:55He's not a model.
15:57He's not a mini model.
15:59He's a big fake model.
16:01He's not a model.
16:03He's a big fake model.
16:05He's me.
16:07I can't resist him.
16:09I want to accept him.
16:10All of his boobs are big.
16:12Noda is handsome, but he doesn't come home.
16:15I heard that he doesn't have much experience.
16:21He's a man.
16:22I think he's just a comedian.
16:25He's not dangerous.
16:27He doesn't come home.
16:28That's right.
16:29What do you know about me?
16:30What if he comes home?
16:32It's frustrating.
16:34He's like his Shiba Inu.
16:36You just came from Osaka.
16:38You spent a lot of time with him.
16:41It's frustrating.
16:43Ito told me a lot of things.
16:45Shiba Inu doesn't drink alcohol.
16:50I like that about Shiba Inu.
16:53He doesn't drink alcohol.
16:55I'm curious about Shiba Inu's ranking.
16:59He's popular.
17:01He's amazing.
17:02Morita's announcement.
17:10He's cute.
17:12That's good.
17:16First of all, second and third.
17:18I'm embarrassed.
17:19This is it.
17:21Rock-paper-scissors.
17:24Second place is Noda.
17:26I'm happy.
17:28I was nervous from the beginning.
17:31He's in between.
17:33What is it?
17:35Third place is Ota.
17:37Ota is a man of passion.
17:41He's the easiest person to talk to.
17:44He always makes a sound.
17:48Do you understand?
17:49It doesn't matter if it's funny or not.
17:53You don't like a quiet space.
17:56You want BGM.
17:58I think Ota is good for BGM.
18:04It may not be funny.
18:07He always listens to me.
18:11I think his wife thinks so, too.
18:13I think his wife married him in that sense.
18:17There's a reason why I was chosen.
18:21Third place.
18:23If you choose me, you have to say funny or not.
18:28That's right.
18:30It's okay to feel like now.
18:33Ota always makes a sound.
18:37Stop it.
18:39I forgot what I said.
18:40I don't remember.
18:42What did you say?
18:45Why do you call me so much?
18:48He's good.
18:50He's good.
18:52He's good.
18:54He's good for everyone.
18:57I can predict.
18:59You can sit down.
19:03This is good, too.
19:07I suddenly don't like anything.
19:10That's good.
19:12Second place.
19:14Noda.
19:16Noda has a lot of talent.
19:18He has a lot of ideas.
19:20He's funny.
19:22He's a man.
19:24He has a lot of money.
19:26Second place.
19:28You're praising me a lot.
19:30Right and left.
19:32You put me in just to make your present exciting.
19:36You put me in just to make your present exciting.
19:40That's good.
19:42He said something.
19:44He said something.
19:46He said something.
19:48That's good.
19:50That's good, Ota.
19:52Ito said he has no experience as a woman.
19:55I think he's a boy.
19:58I think he's a boy.
20:02I've seen his game program live.
20:06I think he's a good person.
20:10I think he's a good person.
20:12I want to watch it quietly.
20:15I want to watch it quietly.
20:17Noda didn't choose Morita.
20:19Noda didn't choose Morita.
20:22I thought Morita would choose a man who was playing.
20:26I thought Morita would choose a man who was playing.
20:28I like boys.
20:31You like boys?
20:33Noda and Ota are in the first place.
20:36Morita, please announce your choice.
20:51Morita's first place.
20:52Who is Morita?
20:54Morita's good.
20:57It's Shiba.
20:59Shiba-san!
21:01That's amazing!
21:03Really?
21:05That's amazing, Shiba-san!
21:07From the three of them?
21:09It's not a two-way street.
21:11Why did you say it's not me when you said Shiba-san?
21:13It's not like that at all.
21:15It's close.
21:17What's the reason for 1st place?
21:19Overwhelming sexiness.
21:21Shiba-san's sexiness as a man is amazing.
21:23And
21:25just the right rough tone
21:27and
21:29when a woman does that,
21:31and
21:33you have Tomoshige-san next to you.
21:35I think it's overwhelmingly gentle.
21:37So you'll be with Tomoshige-san forever.
21:39I think he'll forgive you no matter what you do.
21:41And
21:43when you become a married couple,
21:45you can imagine
21:47that feeling.
21:49What do you imagine when you become a married couple?
21:51It's like you're both smoking the same brand of cigarettes.
21:53It's like you're both smoking the same brand of cigarettes.
21:55It's like you're both smoking the same brand of cigarettes.
21:57It's like that.
21:59I'm happy about that.
22:01You're imagining the future.
22:03I'm happy that I can be a grandpa and a grandma.
22:05I'm happy that I can be a grandpa and a grandma.
22:07How do you feel about being 1st place for 3 consecutive years?
22:09I'm glad I came.
22:11You were in the same business in Saga.
22:13You were in the same business in Saga.
22:15But you said you were tired of going.
22:17But you said you were tired of going.
22:19You said you were tired of going.
22:21That feeling is good, too.
22:23Please let me know when you're in.
22:25I'm in.
22:27I'm not in.
22:29I'm in.
22:31I just haven't been invited yet.
22:33After the announcement of 4th place,
22:35these 5 men are sad.
22:37These 5 men are sad.
22:39He's so cool.
22:41He's so cool.
22:43He's so cool.
22:45I want to hear your true feelings.
22:47I want to hear your true feelings.
22:49He's so cool.
22:51He's so cool.
22:53He's so cool.
22:55I want to hear your true feelings.
22:57It's impossible now.
22:59It's impossible now.
23:01I want to hear your true feelings.