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00:00Ueda Keisuke
00:06Torigoe Yuuki
00:11Talk Variety
00:31Ueda Torigoe
00:36TV Season 3
00:43Thank you for coming.
00:48I'm looking forward to the recording.
00:50Right?
00:51Right?
00:52Yes.
00:53No, no, no. I'm the one who's going to practice.
00:55What do you mean?
00:57I'm going to practice traveling.
00:59You're going to practice traveling?
01:00Let me explain the rules.
01:01There might be people watching this week.
01:03I don't mind.
01:04You don't mind?
01:06Because I'm going to apologize a lot at the end.
01:10I see.
01:12That's good.
01:14It's been a while since I've talked to a person I haven't seen in a long time.
01:18I'm getting a lot of ideas.
01:20It's not good.
01:21What?
01:22I'm not sure if I should give you a One Piece card.
01:26No.
01:27You don't like One Piece.
01:30I see.
01:31So I was wondering if I should give you a One Piece card.
01:34So I was wondering if I should give you a One Piece card.
01:37You're not going to give me a One Piece card?
01:42Can I read it?
01:44It's still April, so let's have a little more time to talk.
01:47No, no, no.
01:48I'm already excited about what it's going to be like.
01:52No.
01:53Let's read today's guest.
01:54Today's guest is this person.
02:00Let's hear it for Brad Pitt.
02:25Ready, start!
02:27Right?
02:29Oh, there.
02:30Right?
02:32You're not good at it.
02:33I'm not good at it.
02:34I'm sure there's something that's moving.
02:37There's a lot of things that you can't say.
02:43But you can't use honorifics.
02:47I told you not to use honorifics.
02:49I told you not to use honorifics.
02:51So, Mits?
02:54You can't tell from my face.
02:55You can't tell from my face.
02:56You can't tell from Mits' face.
02:58At this age, even the director is younger than you.
03:02Yes, yes, yes.
03:03Even the top people on the set are called Mits or Mits-san.
03:07Yes, yes, yes.
03:08And yet...
03:09Go ahead.
03:10Mits, right?
03:14I'm not good at talking.
03:15You're not good at talking.
03:16That's tough.
03:22Until Mits-san says it's good, it's probably the same.
03:25We did a comedy on the set.
03:27That's true.
03:34You wrote the script, didn't you?
03:37Mits wrote it for me.
03:40Yes, yes, yes.
03:41He's my senior and junior.
03:44That's Ue-chan, right?
03:46Yes.
03:47He's Manami's...
03:48Yes, yes, yes.
03:49The longer the ad-lib, the longer we run.
03:53Yes, yes, yes.
03:56He's like, please press it!
03:58And he's having fun.
04:00Yes, yes, yes.
04:01We did it.
04:02It was so much fun.
04:03It was fun.
04:04It's fun to do that.
04:06Midosuji is a character full of stress.
04:09He's a villain.
04:11He's a delicate character.
04:12Yes, yes, yes.
04:13He's like that.
04:14I was so excited.
04:15When we were filming the first episode, I said I wanted to make it worse.
04:19Not this, not this.
04:21I wanted to make it worse.
04:23That's right.
04:24It was fun.
04:25It was nostalgic.
04:26I thought so, but...
04:28In Bungou Stray Dogs,
04:30Toriko is the main character,
04:32and I'm the villain.
04:40When I saw the Blu-ray package,
04:42it was me on one side.
04:44That's right.
04:45That's right.
04:46I was like, is that okay?
04:48That's right.
04:49That's right.
04:50When we were filming the first episode,
04:54I went to see it.
04:56Toriko said she was the main character.
04:59Ue-chan was there, too.
05:01I was so happy.
05:03I was interested in Yashiki's directing, too.
05:06Yes, yes, yes.
05:07It was on the stage of Yaoya.
05:09It must have been hard.
05:10It was so much fun.
05:12I wanted to be in it.
05:14That's what I thought.
05:15I didn't contact him at all.
05:18I didn't want to be in it.
05:20So I saw the movie, Dead Apple.
05:24I got an offer right after I saw it.
05:26Wow, that's amazing.
05:27You didn't have any expectations.
05:31I didn't have any expectations.
05:32You decided to watch the anime.
05:34I watched it.
05:35Then I got an offer.
05:36And Shibusawa?
05:38I was so into it.
05:40Really?
05:41Yes.
05:42I have a policy when I watch 2.5D.
05:45I don't watch anime.
05:47I don't watch Attack on Titan.
05:49I don't watch Hunter x Hunter.
05:51Yes, yes, yes.
05:52That's why I watched it.
05:54That's right.
05:55That's right.
05:56You didn't expect it.
05:57I don't mean to say this, but...
05:59His voice is like Zoro.
06:01That's right.
06:02I don't mean to say this, but...
06:04It's like Zoro.
06:05Yes.
06:06I had that image.
06:08So I was happy.
06:09I was so famous that anyone could recognize me.
06:15On the contrary, I was able to do it.
06:19I tried not to be pulled by the voice actor.
06:23It was hard.
06:25It was hard.
06:26I passed the audition on the third day.
06:28You passed it.
06:29That's fast.
06:30That anime...
06:31It's always like that.
06:32It's always like that.
06:33I thought that anime was very lucky.
06:38It's fate.
06:39Fate?
06:40It's fate.
06:41It's fate for me.
06:43I feel like I'm fated to be with Mitsuhide.
06:48I see.
06:49I'm not good at talking, so I'll just say it.
06:53You can talk.
06:56You two were rivals when you played Pedal.
06:59That's right.
07:00Midosuji and Narco.
07:02You two were rivals.
07:03Midosuji was not your opponent.
07:06And you fought with your enemies.
07:08You fought with Boonsuke.
07:10I think that's fate.
07:12You were fated to fight.
07:14That's right.
07:15So, when you played Pedal again, you might have been your opponent.
07:20You two are still fighting.
07:22It's really hard for you to talk.
07:24It's like...
07:26You can't talk.
07:28It's like...
07:29I'm talking nonsense.
07:34He said that.
07:35I've been talking for a week.
07:39That's right.
07:40I've been talking a lot.
07:41You usually don't talk.
07:43You're doing your best.
07:46You two are fighting a lot.
07:48That's right.
07:49With Mitsuhide.
07:53Mitsuhide, you don't appear in variety shows that talk a lot.
08:00That's right.
08:01That's right.
08:02I don't have much image.
08:03Why did you want to appear in this show?
08:05It's a show for two people.
08:08I know a lot of people who appear in this show.
08:12So, I wanted to appear in this show.
08:16That's so cute.
08:18That's so cute.
08:20I thought it would be fun.
08:21I thought it would be fun when I was in Chiantama.
08:23I don't think there are many seniors who are loved by juniors like you.
08:27What do you think?
08:28What do you think?
08:29What do you think of Mitsuhide?
08:34You have a lot of juniors.
08:37What do you think of them?
08:40I think I'm the best junior.
08:47You sound like a bad Kansai dialect.
08:49You sound like a bad Kansai dialect.
08:52Mitsuhide was a high school student.
08:56That's right.
08:57He was very close to her.
09:01So, I loved Mitsuhide the most.
09:05Did you?
09:10I didn't know that.
09:12I didn't know that.
09:13I thought Mitsuhide was the best junior.
09:18I thought so.
09:21We went to the same high school.
09:24When I heard the word, shoot, I didn't like it.
09:28I thought I was in trouble.
09:31I thought I was in trouble.
09:36It's interesting.
09:37The common topic between you and Mitsuhide is a little different.
09:44I felt it and started to play with the word, shoot.
09:48I thought so.
09:51I felt like a junior when I heard the word, shoot.
09:56We often went to drink tea.
10:00I haven't been invited to drink tea for years.
10:02You said it again.
10:06I haven't changed anything.
10:07He changed after he became a junior.
10:10I cook alone now.
10:12That's all.
10:15What is the percentage of polyester?
10:19I don't know.
10:21How many times did you put sugar in this pancake?
10:28It's a game to guess the material.
10:30What does it mean?
10:32The material.
10:34I think they like clothes.
10:40I saw it on Instagram.
10:43It's been raining lately.
10:46It's the same as life.
10:50I think I can guess the material just by touching it.
10:57I'm scared.
10:59I tried it at home once.
11:00I can't tell when I close my eyes.
11:04The first question.
11:10Silk and satin.
11:11Which one is Silk?
11:14This is...
11:16Silk is used in pajamas.
11:20This is...
11:22Probably.
11:24I made clothes.
11:26I saw it.
11:28It's hard to handle Silk.
11:31I see.
11:32It's hard to handle Silk.
11:34I don't know.
11:36I don't know.
11:40What is satin?
11:44Satin is used by people in the 80s.
11:49It's satin.
11:51I'll show you.
11:53One, two, three.
11:55I did it.
11:57I won.
11:59I thought it was B.
12:01Everyone is like that.
12:03I don't know.
12:05When I'm alone with a guest,
12:09I can guess the material.
12:11Don't make fun of my answer.
12:14You're good at answering.
12:16Please give me the answer.
12:19The answer is...
12:21B.
12:25I was excited.
12:27I didn't know.
12:29It's hard.
12:31It's hard to handle.
12:33I thought it was B.
12:35But I can feel the material.
12:39You're right.
12:41It's a natural fiber from silk.
12:43It's the same protein as human skin.
12:46That's why it's good for skin.
12:49I see.
12:51You're kind.
12:52I'm kind.
12:54You're kind.
12:57You're kind.
12:59I'm kind.
13:05Veroa and Leon.
13:07Which one is Veroa?
13:09I think I know.
13:11But I don't know which one is Veroa.
13:17But...
13:19Leon?
13:21What is Leon?
13:23Wait a minute.
13:25I think I know.
13:27A director loves Veroa.
13:31Yoh Hosaka?
13:33I love you.
13:35I see.
13:37I watch your program.
13:39I always touch your shoulders.
13:41I don't know what you're talking about.
13:43But I know what you're talking about.
13:45I bought this at Okadaya.
13:48I bought it at Kijiya.
13:51One, two, three.
13:54I think this is Veroa.
13:56I think this is Veroa.
13:58I can feel it.
14:00You can feel it?
14:02You can feel it, right?
14:04Yes, I can feel it.
14:05Did you eat it?
14:06No, I didn't.
14:07I've never eaten Veroa.
14:09I can feel the stretch.
14:11I can feel the stretch.
14:14I can feel the stretch.
14:17I always touch your shoulders.
14:20You...
14:22I always touch your shoulders.
14:24Please give me the answer.
14:26The answer is...
14:28A.
14:30Oh, no.
14:32Oh, no.
14:33You're going to get in trouble.
14:35You're going to get in trouble.
14:38You're wrong.
14:41Wait a minute.
14:42No way.
14:43Veroa is more smooth and warm.
14:49It's often used in blankets, pajamas, and winter clothes.
14:54So, you thought Trigger was 0.4, but it's Veroa.
14:580.4.
14:59It's not cute at all.
15:02The answer is...
15:06Veroa.
15:08Nylon or polyester?
15:10Which is better, A or B?
15:13Nylon?
15:14It's hard.
15:15There aren't many outers that are 100% nylon.
15:19But there are a lot of nylon jerseys.
15:24I don't know.
15:25Isn't it polyester?
15:26Is it polyester?
15:28I don't know at all.
15:30Is it a hybrid?
15:32Is it nylon?
15:34Well, there are both.
15:36So, it's either one or the other.
15:40But...
15:45Is it...
15:47He's sweating.
15:48What are you doing?
15:52You!
15:53You!
15:56You're cheating!
15:59I don't know.
16:00I don't know if it's the same as I thought.
16:03One, two.
16:06Oh, I see.
16:08I see.
16:09Why did you say A?
16:10I said it in reverse.
16:11I see.
16:12It's like B.
16:14In reverse.
16:15I said it in reverse.
16:16I think one of them has 100% nylon.
16:20And I think it's this square.
16:25It's a little square.
16:27I think it's this one.
16:30Mr. Torikoshi.
16:31I'm cheating.
16:32This fabric is 97% polyester.
16:35Oh.
16:36This one.
16:37I think so.
16:38Yes, yes.
16:39This one.
16:40That's the answer.
16:42I think I can do it.
16:43Let's hear the answer.
16:44Please give us the answer.
16:46The answer is...
16:48Oh!
16:49What?
16:53He's crazy.
16:54Look!
16:55He's crazy.
16:56Let me touch it.
16:57Touch it.
16:58Touch it.
16:59Look.
17:00It's this one.
17:01This is polyester, right?
17:02What?
17:04The question is...
17:05Yes.
17:06Is it nylon?
17:07No, it's polyester.
17:08Which one is nylon?
17:09Right?
17:10It's polyester.
17:11Oh!
17:12It's polyester.
17:13He's crazy.
17:14He's crazy.
17:15He's crazy.
17:16He's crazy.
17:18It's called a quality tag.
17:20In Japan, you can't sell it without this.
17:23Yes.
17:24It says 97% polyester.
17:27Did you say that?
17:29Yes.
17:30I'm crazy.
17:32It's a simple mystery.
17:33He's crazy.
17:38He's crazy.
17:39He's crazy.
17:47What animal is this leather?
17:49I see.
17:50I see.
17:51I see.
17:52I see.
17:53I honestly don't know.
17:56I don't know.
17:57I honestly don't know.
17:58What?
17:59I see.
18:00What?
18:01A cow doesn't seem to have thick leathers.
18:06I don't know what you're saying.
18:08I'm sorry.
18:09I don't know either.
18:11I bet it's a cow.
18:13Car flexors are thicker.
18:16I think this is just common leather.
18:19Are you ready?
18:20I'm ready.
18:21Ready?
18:22Pig
18:23What's that?
18:24Sheep
18:25Sheep
18:26Goats
18:27Let's see
18:28What's the difference between a pig's skin and a horse's skin?
18:30I think the difference between calf leather and horse leather is the thickness of the leather.
18:35I think the difference is the thickness of the leather.
18:40So I think it's either a pig or a deer.
18:44I'm not sure about the deer.
18:46I'm not familiar with the deer either.
18:48Please give us the correct answer.
18:50The correct answer is...
18:52a pig.
18:53Wow!
18:55Wow!
18:57Amazing!
18:59It's a pig!
19:01I knew it!
19:03Since the pores are lined up in a triangle, it's thin, durable, and breathable.
19:09I can only say it's amazing.
19:11It was a little difficult.
19:133, 1, 0.
19:17Can I get 4 points?
19:19I'm sorry.
19:21Thank you for the last question.
19:23What is it?
19:30This is a mixture of pasta and polyester.
19:34What is the percentage of polyester?
19:37Silica!
19:39It's silica!
19:41How many times did you add sugar to this pancake?
19:45It's about silica.
19:48What should I do?
19:50The closest one is the correct answer.
19:52The closest one?
19:54It looks like pasta and polyester are strong.
19:56I think I can win.
19:58This is really difficult.
20:00The percentage of polyester.
20:02Polyester.
20:07What kind of mixture is this?
20:09What?
20:11It's gold.
20:13The percentage of this dough is gold.
20:16Speaking of pasta and polyester, this is it.
20:18Is there such a thing as polyester?
20:20But I don't feel it.
20:22What are you saying?
20:24What do you mean, you don't feel it?
20:26It's like a leather fish.
20:28That's a lot.
20:303, 1, 0.
20:3215%.
20:3425%.
20:3613%.
20:38It's a little less.
20:40If it was closer, I would have made a mistake.
20:44Please give me the correct answer.
20:46Please give me the correct answer.
20:48Please give me the correct answer.
20:50The correct answer is 65%.
20:52The correct answer is 65%.
20:54I was able to get over it.
20:56I was able to get over it.
21:00It's 65%.
21:0265%.
21:04The ratio of polyester to gold is called the ratio of work clothes.
21:12I see.
21:14Is there such a thing as polyester?
21:16I was able to get over it.
21:20I got 4 points.
21:224 points.
21:243 points.
21:261 point.
21:28It's a punishment game.
21:34Which one is it?
21:38I don't like it.
21:40Grandpa, are you okay?
21:42It stinks.
21:44It really stinks.
21:46It really stinks.
21:48Please go to practice.
21:52Are you all going to practice after this?
21:54I'm going to practice, too.
21:56I might not be able to talk today.
21:58I'm going to talk a lot.
22:00If you do this in the morning...
22:02It's my turn today.
22:04I'm going to talk a lot.
22:08I'm glad you said that.
22:10Because you completed the mission.
22:12I'm glad you said that.
22:14Yes.
22:16Today's guest was Mitsu Murata.
22:20Thank you for having me.
22:26How was today's recording?
22:28How was today's recording?
22:30Cancel the punishment game.
22:34Are you tired?
22:36No, I'm not.
22:38You used your brain a lot.
22:40I couldn't talk normally.
22:42I couldn't talk normally.
22:44I couldn't talk normally.
22:46I think you did a good job.
22:48Thank you for coming.
22:50You looked like you were having fun.
22:52You looked like you were having fun.
22:54I was very happy.
22:56Let's do it.
22:58Let's do it.
23:00Let's do it all year round.
23:02Let's do it all year round.
23:04What kind of guest will come next week?
23:08Please look forward to it.
23:10Please look forward to it.
23:20I know.
23:22When I was in elementary school...
23:24I'm saying it again.
23:26When I was in elementary school...
23:28I had a nosebleed when I came to the school.
23:30I had a nosebleed when I came to the school.
23:32This is hell.
23:34That's a diamond-like stiffness.
23:38It's dry.
23:40I've heard of that.
23:42What kind of sword is this?
23:44What kind of story is this?
23:46Please use it.