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00:02Welcome to the show.
00:04I'm Marco Polori.
00:06This week, I'm going to talk about a celebrity.
00:12The time is 2039.
00:14Tomorrow, the show will be over.
00:18It's the last day.
00:20Today's Marco Polori
00:22is a special episode
00:24brought to you by these four.
00:26At the end of the year,
00:28he will be back with a great show.
00:30And...
00:32R1 and M1.
00:34And...
00:36The history of the fight
00:38will be rewritten.
00:40I'm sick of this show.
00:42I'm sick of this show.
00:44You said you are Mr. Marco Polori.
00:46Yes, I did.
00:48You said it.
00:50It's not like that.
00:52You came to Tokyo
00:54and you said you are
00:56Mr. Marco Polori.
00:58It's like your own garden.
01:00It's rare.
01:04It's a success.
01:06The staff and the people
01:08from Tokyo
01:10will react to it.
01:14Last year,
01:16you were very popular.
01:20You will be popular in 2025.
01:22What do you think?
01:24You had many bad experiences.
01:28Of course,
01:30I was lucky to have more work.
01:32But it was not
01:34what I expected.
01:36You wanted to be loved more.
01:38You wanted to be more popular.
01:40You wanted to have more fun.
01:42But it wasn't like that.
01:44It wasn't like that.
01:46I made a mistake.
01:48I bit him and he said,
01:50wow.
01:52After that,
01:54he said bad things
01:56about other talents.
01:58It's like Ariyoshi.
02:00He said bad things
02:02and slide well.
02:04He did.
02:06He did.
02:08He said bad things
02:10once or twice a month.
02:12But he wasn't like that.
02:14He was smiling.
02:16He said bad things.
02:18He made fun of me.
02:20I couldn't
02:22go anywhere.
02:24I kept
02:26spitting poison.
02:28I closed
02:30the way to death.
02:32That's right.
02:34When I talked on YouTube,
02:36I asked him
02:38what he would do
02:40if he became like Ariyoshi.
02:42He said
02:44he was
02:46the same age as Ariyoshi.
02:48He said he wouldn't be like Ariyoshi.
02:50I thought he was cool.
02:52I asked him what he would do.
02:54He said he would do
02:56fun things with
02:58young producers.
03:00Two weeks later,
03:02he was fired.
03:04It was my first time
03:06to be physical.
03:08I was excited.
03:10I was excited.
03:12I was scared.
03:14Sometimes,
03:16I was stronger.
03:18I thought I was the strongest.
03:20I was stronger at the end.
03:22I got that
03:24in May.
03:26He invited me to his YouTube channel.
03:28It was not a collaboration.
03:30He invited me
03:32to his YouTube channel.
03:34His channel was
03:36just for being his co-host.
03:38It wasn't a collaboration.
03:40You also made videos
03:42for each other's channel.
03:44I
04:14Think of it
04:16So I know how it's done. I'm a mother. It's been good. I know how to make it up to go. Okay. Thank you. I'm gonna go
04:23Nice on the money people because
04:26What about that?
04:27I'll make you think that that's it. What could they think?
04:31It must be that it's a show. What's on this kid? Well, you know, it's kind of social color. Yeah, you you tell me
04:36Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's not this show. My name is a slum. Oh, yeah
04:40I
05:10Yeah, they were sort of cut so they can't go on top of it. I didn't want to care
05:14so
05:15Jin died to go on top of it. I said, okay
05:18It's a nice
05:20order no
05:22Karazuku no Moto Makoto
05:25So that guy boy, you should be at Kojo Inc. I know or I Kojo Inc. I know Shin Nenkai. Why must know so they were
05:33Book, yeah, put it on my son took it. I shot there. I'll call you. So I don't want to do it
05:37I was a little scared to sit on the ground, so I told him to sit next to me, but he told me to sit next to him, so we all sat next to each other, and when I told him to sit next to me, he laughed like a record.
05:54He laughed and took a picture with a smile on his shoulder.
06:00It was like a proof.
06:02It was like a proof.
06:04If you dig an X, it will come out.
06:06I've never washed a desk like that before.
06:10I laughed like a record.
06:13Let's take a look back at this year.
06:19Let's start with Hong Kong's famous scene.
06:24How do you feel?
06:26Don't make money out of people's lives.
06:30Hong Kong is full of justice.
06:36Hong Kong is charming.
06:40There are many cute Hong Kong.
06:45Last October, King of Kong and Iroh had a conversation about ramen.
06:55Hong Kong said he likes surfing.
06:57Which do you like better, surfing or ramen?
07:00Let's do it.
07:05Which do you like better, surfing or ramen?
07:07Which do you like better, surfing or ramen?
07:10Which do you like better, surfing or ramen?
07:13We have to get rid of this board.
07:16Which do you like better, surfing or ramen?
07:29Ramen!
07:34I'm grateful to be with you.
07:36He was cute.
07:38Kawaii!
07:40Obori-chan, Obori-chan!
07:44And then, when he puts in Mienmaori...
07:47Why is it like this?
07:59He's holding a board.
08:01He's walking.
08:03He's paddling.
08:06Ramen!
08:08Ramen!
08:10What's with this guy?
08:14Why is he holding a ramen?
08:18As the official Yadan Onii-chan,
08:20he's a really good-looking guy.
08:22He's not stupid.
08:25Next, at the end of the year,
08:27at the Marubo Pro League 1 Grand Prix,
08:29he won the Tokyo Cooled Tournament.
08:31He did it!
08:33He did it!
08:35Honko-san, please tell us earlier.
08:37I'm really angry.
08:39Please stop.
08:41You have to tell us.
08:43Honko-san, please.
08:47I'm really angry.
08:49Please stop.
08:51I'm begging you.
08:53I'm really angry.
08:55I'll do it.
08:57What is this?
08:59He's a real man.
09:01Honko-san, what are you doing?
09:03You're the one who should do it.
09:05You should do it properly.
09:07What are you doing?
09:09What are you doing?
09:21You should do it properly.
09:23Don't you want to do it?
09:25If you do this,
09:27you'll be in a bad mood.
09:29I
09:59Don't you get it?
10:01No!
10:05And in this episode,
10:07they continue to joke about their weakness
10:09and they cannot get back their My Sweet Memories cards...
10:11I want to do it again!
10:13I want to do it again!
10:15I want to do it again!
10:17You cannot do it again!
10:19I want to do it again!
10:21I want to do it again!
10:23I want to do it again!
10:25I want to do it again!
10:27Yes! Yes! Yes!
10:29Go! Go!
10:31Go!
10:33Get out of here!
10:35I'll hit you!
10:37I'll hit you!
10:39I'll hit you!
10:41I'll hit you!
10:43What is the thing that Hong Kong loves the most?
10:45The MC, Koji Higashino.
10:49Hong Kong, like I said many times,
10:51only once a year,
10:53he does a face like Yazawa Eikichi.
10:55That's right.
10:57I don't have it.
11:01You don't have it.
11:03You don't have it.
11:05I've said it twice a year,
11:07you can't hit me.
11:09That's why I'm not going anywhere.
11:11I'm going to hell.
11:13I'm going to hell.
11:15I'm going to hell.
11:17I'm going to die.
11:19I said I'm not going anywhere.
11:21I said I'm not going anywhere.
11:23I wonder if you can do a 130R or not?
11:50I want to do it, but I don't know if I can.
11:53That's true.
11:55I haven't done anything for a long time.
12:04And then, the 800th broadcast,
12:06the 130R special.
12:09I don't know if I can do the stage.
12:11I can't do the story.
12:13I wonder if I can do the story with the 130R.
12:18I want to do it, but I don't know if I can.
12:21That's true.
12:23I haven't done anything for a long time.
12:30We've been working together for such a short time.
12:36I think it's going to be a lot of work.
12:41I think it's going to be a lot of work.
12:44I think the current comedy world is different.
12:51I'm not confident.
12:53I see.
12:56Mr. Hongo, Mr. Itao said that.
12:59What do you think?
13:00I can't do it alone.
13:02I can't do it alone.
13:05What am I?
13:08It's a shame.
13:11It's a shame.
13:14Why are you laughing?
13:16Why are you laughing?
13:18It's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
13:21It's funny.
13:23It's definitely funny.
13:25It was fun.
13:27It's tough.
13:28The last one was really...
13:31It's a tone.
13:33It's a shame that I'm pulling it.
13:36It's a zombie.
13:38And I said it seriously.
13:42I really like the stage.
13:47I understand how you feel.
13:49Mr. Itao said,
13:50I'm serious about this guy.
13:52I answered seriously.
13:54It's hard to laugh now.
13:56It takes time.
13:58I thought it was over in front of me.
14:03Everyone was anxious.
14:05Mr. Tetsuji was looking down.
14:08He was shaking his head.
14:10He said,
14:12I was rejected.
14:14He said,
14:15It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
14:18It was over.
14:20Everyone went back to their school without saying anything.
14:23They closed the door and locked it.
14:25One by one, everyone went back to their school.
14:30It's a serious tone.
14:32It's a serious tone.
14:34He proposed and was rejected.
14:37Look at this.
14:39It's a face I don't see often.
14:41It's a proposal.
14:43It's a proposal.
14:45It's a proposal.
14:47It's weird.
14:48It's a proposal.
14:50It's a proposal.
14:52It's like the ending of the movie, Ai no Sato.
14:54It's a proposal.
14:56It's a proposal.
14:58It's a proposal.
15:00It's a pity.
15:02It was rejected.
15:04It's a pity.
15:06It's a pity.
15:08I'd like to see it.
15:10I want to see it.
15:12I want to see it.
15:14I'll talk about it.
15:16I'll talk about it.
15:18I'd like to see it.
15:20It's not even disagreeable.
15:22It's a computer game called talk going on.
15:25It's a computer game called talk going on.
15:28Who is going to say the first one?
15:30Who is going to say the first one?
15:36Parachan, try to ruin it by yourself.
15:40Ohhhh…
15:42Ohh…
15:44KKK
15:45I
16:15See you
16:45I
17:15Think about that
17:45Right there the sensitive gazelle you saw together
18:00Miss in jail, I got a killer word. Oh, shoot
18:04Muzzle, I'm gonna put it on. Oh, it's okay. It's all the shoes that I did
18:09Did I know?
18:11I don't know.
18:12What's going on?
18:13The television era is no longer interesting.
18:17Oh, I see!
18:18What's going on?
18:21No one can laugh at this.
18:24No one can laugh at this.
18:26No one can laugh at this.
18:29No one can laugh at this.
18:31The television era is no longer interesting.
18:37I
19:07Didn't know
19:14But I can't I show you
19:27So stay here to keep up with all the cookies
19:37What's wrong with you?
19:39No, no!
19:40I'm scared of the storm!
19:42You're the worst!
19:44I'm all alone at home.
19:46No one's watching!
19:48That's right.
19:50Director Izakaya.
19:55Don't say that!
19:59I don't have any complaints.
20:01No, no!
20:02I have no complaints!
20:04As expected of Director Izakaya.
20:06You're the worst!
20:08Here's the last one.
20:10I started watching erotic videos on my smartphone.
20:13But I had to connect it to the speaker at home via Wi-Fi.
20:18I was so nervous.
20:22I forgot about it when I was camping or barbecuing.
20:26Everyone was asleep.
20:29A child came into the living room.
20:32The housekeeper was crying.
20:35What are you talking about?
20:38What are you talking about?
20:40I was like, this is it!
20:42The housekeeper was crying.
20:45What's this?
20:47The housekeeper was crying.
20:49The housekeeper was crying.
20:52That's all for today's killer word show.
20:58I think Mashiura Pink is a great match for Para-chan.
21:03He's not a pitiful person, but he's a great match for him.
21:07I think he'll shine more if he's teased.
21:12It's true.
21:14It's a funny picture.
21:16He's a bit of a hypocrite.
21:20He's a bit of an artist.
21:23He's a bit of an artist.
21:25He's a bit of an artist.
21:28He's a bit of an artist.
21:30He's a bit of an artist.
21:32He's a bit of an artist.
21:34He's funny from the back.
21:36But he's looking straight.
21:38But he's looking straight.
21:40He's coming from behind.
21:42He's coming from behind.
21:44Look at the picture.
21:46He's a bit of an artist.
21:49He's a bit of an artist.
21:52I don't know.
21:55I don't know.
21:57I don't know.
21:59I don't know.
22:01What do you think, Hara-chan?
22:02What was the most memorable episode of Marco Polo in 2024?
22:05For me, it was when Tenso-san came out.
22:08Ah, he came out!
22:09I thought everyone would gather, but there were people who couldn't come out.
22:16And Higashiro-san was so persistent.
22:21He was like, hey, hey!
22:23I was like, get out of my way!
22:27He was like, you have time, right?
22:29He was riding in the air.
22:31I thought Marco Polo was the best.
22:34When I saw it on the internet, I was like, why didn't you edit it?
22:38Why didn't you edit it?
22:40I have a weird sense of pride.
22:42I think I've said too much.
22:44I had to cut it in the back of a frog.
22:47Please feel the staff.
22:49I can't feel it at all.
22:50It was perfect.
22:51It was perfect.
22:52It was perfect.
22:55Let's go!
22:56It's a hot topic.
23:01It's a hot topic.
23:03I like Lassen!
23:07Marco Polo made his first appearance in Lassen in 2016.
23:11Four years ago.
23:13It's been eight years since then.
23:15Last year, he made his first appearance as a comedian reporter.
23:22Let's watch the miracle of Nagano's struggle!
23:27R1 and M1.
23:29They're all the same.
23:31It's the same.
23:33It's the same.
23:34It's the same.
23:35It's the same.
23:36It's the same.
23:37It's the same.
23:38It's the same.
23:39It's the same.
23:40It's crazy.
23:41It's not possible for an adult to laugh.
23:43This is a television.
23:45Television.
23:48What kind of environment is this?
23:53My job is to do this when everyone shouts.
23:57That's my job.
23:59Don't you feel ashamed of yourself?
24:01Why should I be ashamed of myself?
24:06I don't know Andy's history.
24:08Please take a look.
24:09What do you mean?
24:10History?
24:11History?
24:13He's a man who made Mongolia.
24:18It's Hamala.
24:26This is Mongolia.
24:27That's enough.
24:29I've been using it for a long time.
24:31What was the 21st?
24:33That's enough.
24:34The story of that photo.
24:36The dinosaur is looking at you.
24:40It's not moving.
24:42It's like, don't touch this picture.
24:44Why are these 8 pictures fixed?