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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30The first contestant is...
00:00:32Why was he chosen?
00:00:38And his town's voice?
00:00:40He has a special place.
00:00:42When you see two people together,
00:00:44It's like the fun is boosted with the effect of the two people.
00:00:46That's how I feel.
00:00:48The best performer chosen is...
00:00:52Kanbayutachi!
00:00:56I did it!
00:00:58This is what I wanted.
00:01:01I'm so happy to be in the top 10.
00:01:08I can retire.
00:01:12For the sake of the 11th place, Rice.
00:01:16It's not the 11th place.
00:01:19It's not the 11th place.
00:01:20The best two-way comedian, Kaban Tachi.
00:01:27I've been stuck here for a week.
00:01:29Every day, every day.
00:01:31I'm at my limit.
00:01:33Help me!
00:01:37He's here again.
00:01:40Let's stop.
00:01:44I can't do it anymore.
00:01:47I can't stand it anymore. Stop it.
00:01:49Stop it.
00:01:51Stop it.
00:01:52Stop it!
00:01:56I've been stuck here for a week.
00:02:02Stop it.
00:02:03I get it.
00:02:05What's your goal?
00:02:06Money?
00:02:07I'll pay you if it's money.
00:02:09Stop it.
00:02:11Stop it.
00:02:14What's this sound?
00:02:15I've never heard this before.
00:02:18What are you going to do?
00:02:20It's the same.
00:02:24It's the same thing you're doing with the sound on.
00:02:30Why are you looking like a spring?
00:02:33Don't make me feel like a spring.
00:02:36There's no spring in it.
00:02:40Stop it.
00:02:43What?
00:02:46Stop it.
00:02:49I'm not going to do that.
00:02:52I'm not scared anymore.
00:02:55I was most scared when I was brought here.
00:02:59What are you doing?
00:03:01Hey!
00:03:02What are you doing?
00:03:04What?
00:03:08At least imitate me.
00:03:11Why do I have to imitate you?
00:03:15Do I look like I'm going to imitate you?
00:03:18Hey!
00:03:20Don't make me feel like I'm scared.
00:03:23My legs are unstable.
00:03:25I'm stumbling.
00:03:28I don't need it.
00:03:30I don't need it.
00:03:32Why are you using the momentum to stop?
00:03:35What?
00:03:38It's going down.
00:03:40It's going down.
00:03:42It's going down.
00:03:44There's no place to go down.
00:03:47There's no place to go down.
00:03:49I went down early.
00:03:52I'm not good at it.
00:03:56What are you looking at?
00:03:58Go back.
00:03:59Hurry up.
00:04:01What?
00:04:05Don't show me a new way.
00:04:09I'm angry when you ask me to show you a new way.
00:04:12I'm angry when you ask me to get out of here.
00:04:15Hey!
00:04:16Are you listening to me?
00:04:17If you get out of here, I'll call the police and beat you up.
00:04:21Remember that.
00:04:27I told you not to do that.
00:04:31Hey!
00:04:32I got it.
00:04:35Stop it!
00:04:36Stop it!
00:04:38Don't do that.
00:04:40Don't do that.
00:04:42Hey!
00:04:43Don't do that.
00:04:47Don't request that.
00:04:50Are you stupid?
00:04:52Hey!
00:04:53Don't talk to me.
00:04:55Stop it!
00:04:56Stop it!
00:04:57Stop it!
00:04:58Stop it!
00:04:59What are you doing?
00:05:03You can do it with a T-shirt.
00:05:06What are you doing?
00:05:09Say something.
00:05:12You're disgusting.
00:05:15Wait a minute.
00:05:16That's a strange way to laugh.
00:05:19Are you the Tanaka I fired because I made a mistake at the company?
00:05:28I don't know you at all.
00:05:34No, no, no.
00:05:36I can't do it.
00:05:38You've been doing a lot of things.
00:05:42I have to go see it.
00:05:45I'll do it behind you.
00:05:48You don't have to see it.
00:05:50The best 10 entertainers you want to see the most now.
00:05:53The reason why they were chosen is...
00:05:58It's pretty...
00:06:02Let's listen to the voice of the city.
00:06:05It's funny, but it's also a way to express it.
00:06:11Among the 10,000 people who chose this best entertainer, there is also such a popular actress.
00:06:17I'm Nakajyoin.
00:06:19Good evening.
00:06:20I think the harmony of breathing is really good.
00:06:25It's like a student around there.
00:06:28I feel like I'm doing it all the time.
00:06:33It's like a local brother.
00:06:38The best entertainer chosen is...
00:06:42Chidori
00:06:45I'm glad.
00:06:46I'm really happy as a manzai artist to be able to strengthen the story.
00:06:51Chidori's Manzai
00:06:54Please take a look.
00:06:56Chidori, a manzai artist with a national habit.
00:07:02Good evening.
00:07:05I'm Chidori.
00:07:07I'm thinking of opening a Japanese restaurant next year.
00:07:11Japanese restaurant?
00:07:12That's impossible.
00:07:14Japanese food is cool and delicious.
00:07:16It's nice to have an atmosphere.
00:07:18Please come.
00:07:21Excuse me. Can I go alone?
00:07:25You have a great face.
00:07:28Can I go alone?
00:07:30Ara-Jai
00:07:32Ara-Jai?
00:07:34Ara-Jai
00:07:35Ara-Jai?
00:07:37Chan and Ara-Jai
00:07:38Welcome.
00:07:39Welcome.
00:07:40You have a great face.
00:07:41I came here for the first time. What kind of restaurant is this?
00:07:44It's called Kaka-Cha-Cha.
00:07:47Kaka-Cha-Cha?
00:07:48Is that a name of a tapioca shop?
00:07:51I got it from my daughter's name.
00:07:53Your daughter's name is Kaka-Cha-Cha?
00:07:55I'm a junior.
00:07:56A junior?
00:07:57I'm Marubo-Zu.
00:07:58Marubo-Zu?
00:07:59Kaka-Cha-Cha in puberty?
00:08:01I'm Sui-Sou-Gaku.
00:08:02Sui-Sou-Gaku?
00:08:03That's amazing.
00:08:04It's a fruit.
00:08:05Marubo-Zu fruit?
00:08:07That's what I call it.
00:08:09Don't call me that.
00:08:10Don't call me that.
00:08:11Don't call me that.
00:08:12Call me cute.
00:08:13What do you want me to call cute?
00:08:17This restaurant.
00:08:18This restaurant?
00:08:19I thought you were my daughter.
00:08:20Don't call me cute.
00:08:22I came here for the first time. What kind of restaurant is this?
00:08:24I serve dishes and dishes that fit the season.
00:08:27I also serve drinks that fit the season.
00:08:29You serve drinks that fit the season?
00:08:30That's amazing.
00:08:31Can I start?
00:08:32Yes, please.
00:08:33Do you like fish from the river?
00:08:35I love fish from the river.
00:08:36That's good.
00:08:37I'll make a simple salt-grilled fish.
00:08:39I love salt-grilled fish.
00:08:40But my salt-grilled fish is not even 2 centimeters.
00:08:43I take dozens of small fish and skin them.
00:08:46I grill them separately.
00:08:47Then I put them back in a single fish.
00:08:51Are you doing something like Suimi?
00:08:54It's Suimi in Japan.
00:08:56I sprinkle salt on it.
00:08:57That's amazing.
00:08:59I put tartar sauce on it.
00:09:01I put tartar sauce on it.
00:09:05I put tartar sauce on it.
00:09:08Please try it before it gets cold.
00:09:10I can only taste tartar sauce.
00:09:13Please try it.
00:09:17I can only taste tartar sauce.
00:09:19This is a drink that goes well with it.
00:09:21What is this?
00:09:22It's a carbonated drink from Australia.
00:09:23I don't need it.
00:09:25It's a magwiner.
00:09:26Magwiner.
00:09:27When you drink it, all the blood in your body will circulate and stop.
00:09:30Isn't that a dangerous drink?
00:09:32It's a dangerous drink.
00:09:33I have a dangerous drink here.
00:09:36I don't want to be caught.
00:09:39It's 80,000 yen for one.
00:09:40It's expensive.
00:09:41I don't need it.
00:09:42Let's move on to the second one.
00:09:43Please.
00:09:44It's a simple carpaccio of sea bream.
00:09:46I love sea bream.
00:09:47Our sea bream can only be caught in Akashi.
00:09:49It weighs more than 10 kilograms.
00:09:50It's big.
00:09:51I solidify the sea bream with salt.
00:09:53I bury it under the tree of Sudachi.
00:09:55You bury it?
00:09:56You bury the sea bream?
00:09:58When the sea bream absorbs nutrients, the nutrients enter the sea bream from the soil.
00:10:02That's crazy.
00:10:03The sea bream is made of the tree of Sudachi.
00:10:06Wow, Sudachi is amazing.
00:10:08Squeeze it lightly.
00:10:09It's a great dish.
00:10:11It tastes like Sudachi.
00:10:12I put a lot of tartar sauce on the finish.
00:10:14A lot of tartar sauce!
00:10:17A lot of tartar sauce!
00:10:19All the Sudachi is flying.
00:10:21It's like Amazu-an.
00:10:22It's like Amazu-an.
00:10:25It's like chicken nanban.
00:10:29Is this a tartar specialty store?
00:10:31If there was such a store, it would be a laughing stock.
00:10:33It's probably here.
00:10:35What is this?
00:10:36This is the drink that goes well with it.
00:10:37What is this drink?
00:10:38It's Philippine milk carbonated juice.
00:10:40I've never heard of it.
00:10:42Philippine milk carbonated juice?
00:10:45It's Mirorucha.
00:10:46Mirorucha?
00:10:49Please don't throw it away.
00:10:50What is it?
00:10:51It's a fat bottle.
00:10:52A fat bottle?
00:10:53It's a fat short bottle.
00:10:55It won't stop if you start running.
00:10:57It's like a milk product.
00:10:59There are other customers coming.
00:11:01They are entering the private room.
00:11:03A famous person.
00:11:04A famous person?
00:11:05By the way, who is doing this?
00:11:07It's the mayor of Kawamura in Nagoya.
00:11:11Shouldn't you say hello?
00:11:13If an entertainer comes, you should definitely say hello.
00:11:20That was the first line when I came in.
00:11:23If an entertainer comes, you should definitely say hello.
00:11:26Shouldn't you say hello?
00:11:30Good morning.
00:11:32I'm Nobu from Yoshimoto Industries.
00:11:35Good morning.
00:11:37I'm an entertainer.
00:11:38I just heard.
00:11:39I'm sorry.
00:11:40Mayor, that wasn't good.
00:11:45Well, you know.
00:11:47You guys are awkward.
00:11:49What is this greeting?
00:11:50I'm done with this store.
00:11:52Please leave.
00:11:53It's 2,800 yen.
00:11:54I'm going to beat you.
00:11:55I'm leaving.
00:12:00It's hard to see people doing manzai on TV.
00:12:04If you look at it like this, I think it's really funny.
00:12:06I like that story.
00:12:14The entertainer that 10,000 people chose.
00:12:17Who is next?
00:12:23Who is the best entertainer chosen?
00:12:29I'm adjusting the story.
00:12:31I'm sorry.
00:12:32Tokyo-033 was chosen.
00:12:35I'm just happy.
00:12:40There is no difficulty.
00:12:42I see.
00:12:43He was chosen.
00:12:44Is it better to decide the difficulty?
00:12:46I was wondering what the difficulty was.
00:12:48I think it was the lowest.
00:12:50It was the lowest among the choices.
00:12:52I'm in a good mood.
00:12:53It's better not to say that.
00:12:54Don't get carried away.
00:12:55I was wondering if it was the best.
00:12:56I'm in a good mood because of the drama.
00:12:58It was good.
00:13:00The song is different.
00:13:02I'm sorry.
00:13:03The best in Tokyo this year.
00:13:06Tokyo-033.
00:13:11Toyomoto-kun.
00:13:15What's going on?
00:13:18I'm sorry.
00:13:19When will the drama be completed?
00:13:22How many months has it been?
00:13:24Do you say such unreasonable numbers?
00:13:27No, I don't.
00:13:29Right?
00:13:30You're the only one who hasn't achieved this much.
00:13:33How much do you want to reduce the number of dramas?
00:13:36How much do you want to reduce the number of dramas?
00:13:37How much do you want to reduce the number of dramas?
00:13:39No, that's not what I mean.
00:13:41Then achieve it!
00:13:44Please achieve the same number of dramas as everyone else.
00:13:47When will you achieve it?
00:13:49Please tell me that much.
00:13:50When will you achieve it?
00:13:57When will you achieve it?
00:14:01When will you achieve it?
00:14:05When will you achieve it?
00:14:07Answer me!
00:14:08Definitely next month.
00:14:13I'm begging you.
00:14:15Don't make me so irritated.
00:14:19Do your job properly.
00:14:28What?
00:14:29Are you a jin machine?
00:14:31Are you stressed?
00:14:33Whose fault is it?
00:14:35I'm sorry.
00:14:37That's enough.
00:14:38I'm looking forward to next month.
00:14:41There will be no next time.
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:44I'm begging you.
00:14:45Excuse me.
00:14:58Are you okay?
00:15:01What?
00:15:02What do you mean?
00:15:04You yelled at me.
00:15:07But it's my fault.
00:15:09How can you bear it?
00:15:11I hate him.
00:15:15I hate him.
00:15:19But his behavior is disgusting.
00:15:22I've been thinking about changing jobs since he came to this department.
00:15:26Are you okay?
00:15:28What?
00:15:29I can't work under him.
00:15:40Hey!
00:15:42I don't know what you are talking about.
00:15:45Do your job properly.
00:15:48We were having a meeting.
00:15:51I see.
00:15:57I see.
00:16:03You didn't talk about your job anyway.
00:16:06We can't work together.
00:16:09Do your job properly.
00:16:12We were having a meeting until late yesterday.
00:16:19Do your job properly.
00:16:26Do your job properly.
00:16:42Disgusting!
00:16:44Disgusting!
00:16:47You have too much information.
00:16:50It's disgusting.
00:16:53Is it?
00:16:54Yes, it is.
00:16:55Are you telling me that you are okay?
00:16:58I can't work here.
00:17:00You are a loner.
00:17:04I have a baby.
00:17:07I know you have to protect your family.
00:17:10No.
00:17:11I know you have a baby.
00:17:15But his behavior is like a baby.
00:17:19What?
00:17:23What?
00:17:40Is it?
00:17:41Isn't it cute?
00:17:42No, it isn't.
00:17:44See?
00:17:47My daughter does it, too.
00:17:50You should see it, too.
00:17:56My daughter does it, too.
00:17:59My daughter is 1 year old.
00:18:02But she is so cute.
00:18:04Her hairstyle is like a baby.
00:18:06Is it?
00:18:07Oh my god.
00:18:10She is getting cuter and cuter.
00:18:12Oh my god.
00:18:14Excuse me.
00:18:15What are you talking about?
00:18:16Excuse me.
00:18:25She is so cute.
00:18:27I'm telling you to do your job.
00:18:28Excuse me.
00:18:30Do your job properly.
00:18:32I will evaluate your work.
00:18:34Do your job properly.
00:18:37She is so cute.
00:18:38Do you understand?
00:18:39Excuse me.
00:18:40Are you making fun of me?
00:18:41No, I'm not.
00:18:42She is so cute.
00:18:43She is cute.
00:18:44What?
00:18:45Nothing.
00:18:46What are you talking about?
00:18:47Excuse me.
00:18:48Do your job properly.
00:18:49I will evaluate your work.
00:18:52She is so cute.
00:19:00Excuse me.
00:19:02What are you doing?
00:19:03Excuse me.
00:19:04Do your job properly.
00:19:06I will evaluate your work.
00:19:07Why do you have so many things?
00:19:09Excuse me.
00:19:10What are you doing?
00:19:11Excuse me.
00:19:19Are you interested in me?
00:19:24What?
00:19:25What?
00:19:26What?
00:19:27What?
00:19:28What?
00:19:29What?
00:19:30What?
00:19:31You made a sound.
00:19:32I know.
00:19:35I made a sound.
00:19:36Did you understand?
00:19:37Excuse me.
00:19:38Do your job properly.
00:19:42Are you okay?
00:19:43Are you okay?
00:19:45Why don't you cry?
00:19:46You don't cry.
00:19:47Why don't you cry?
00:19:48Look at her.
00:19:49You should smile.
00:19:52Is she a baby?
00:19:53Yes, she is.
00:19:54She is not a baby.
00:19:59He is an unpleasant boss, and he's so cute.
00:20:03I don't know.
00:20:05What would you do if you actually saw her?
00:20:07I would answer her.
00:20:09The reason why she was chosen as the most wanted comedian is...
00:20:14Who is it?
00:20:15Zure Manzai.
00:20:17I haven't seen it recently, but I'd like to see it if I can.
00:20:23The best comedian is...
00:20:25Zure Manzai from Tokyo Dome.
00:20:29Audrey.
00:20:31Among the 10,000 people who chose Audrey, there is such a popular actress.
00:20:35Good evening, I'm Shimoka Kumashira.
00:20:38I feel like I'm with my acquaintance just because Ayashi and Kasuga are standing side by side.
00:20:47I really like the atmosphere and the relationship between the two of them.
00:20:52I think there is a lot of love that makes me cry while watching and laughing.
00:20:59I'd like to see Audrey's Manzai.
00:21:04The most wanted comedian is...
00:21:07Audrey.
00:21:12Nice to meet you.
00:21:14I'm Audrey.
00:21:18I'd like to do Manzai with Ayashi and Kasuga today.
00:21:23Everyone, don't call Kasuga because it's in the way of Manzai.
00:21:28I can't hear you.
00:21:31I can still hear you from my mouth.
00:21:35I'm going to tell you a story from five years ago.
00:21:40Is it when you were unmarried?
00:21:42I've never been unmarried.
00:21:44My dad is a little expensive.
00:21:48Everyone, you're laughing now.
00:21:50I'm not laughing.
00:21:52I haven't talked to my dad for a while, so I'd like to talk to him.
00:21:56It's hard to find it now.
00:21:58Kasuga, you can do it.
00:22:00Kasuga, can you do Itako?
00:22:02I can do it.
00:22:03I'm actually doing Manzai right now.
00:22:06Is that so?
00:22:07Who are you doing Manzai with?
00:22:09Paul Kyojin.
00:22:10You know him.
00:22:11That's rude.
00:22:13Don't joke like that.
00:22:15Can you call my dad Itako?
00:22:17I can call him.
00:22:18Then do it.
00:22:19First, I'll ask if I can get off now.
00:22:22Dad.
00:22:23Why is it hell?
00:22:25Why is it hell?
00:22:26It's heaven, my dad.
00:22:28If that happened.
00:22:29What did you do?
00:22:30My dad seems to have done something really bad.
00:22:33It's heaven.
00:22:34Dad.
00:22:36Dad.
00:22:38Are you on the second floor?
00:22:41It's easy to call you.
00:22:43Dad, please come in here from now on.
00:22:46It's strange.
00:22:47It's strange to go into the armpit.
00:22:49You're going to go in there.
00:22:51The armpit is the easiest to enter.
00:22:52I've never heard of it.
00:22:53I've never heard of it.
00:22:54There's a cut.
00:22:55There's no cut.
00:22:56There's a thin cut here.
00:22:57There's no cut here.
00:22:58It stinks.
00:23:01This is hell.
00:23:03You're good.
00:23:04You're not good.
00:23:05My son said I was good.
00:23:07You're not good, so don't worry about it.
00:23:09Dad.
00:23:10You don't have to talk.
00:23:12Please come in.
00:23:15Are you in?
00:23:18Is your dad in?
00:23:19Is your dad in?
00:23:22Dad.
00:23:29I'm just kidding.
00:23:31It's not a joke.
00:23:32It's the tension of Ilomone.
00:23:34Best one.
00:23:35This is the best one.
00:23:37There's a rejection reaction.
00:23:39Really?
00:23:40A different soul enters a different body.
00:23:42Should I wait?
00:23:43You don't have to wait.
00:23:44I'll wait.
00:23:45Please come in.
00:23:51You'd better wait.
00:23:53I'm listening.
00:23:55You'd better wait.
00:23:56I'm listening.
00:24:00He's here to make fun of you.
00:24:02There's a rejection reaction.
00:24:03You're drunk.
00:24:05I just happened to have a microphone here.
00:24:07He's here to make fun of you.
00:24:09You're calm.
00:24:10There's a rejection reaction.
00:24:12You'd better wait.
00:24:13Please come in.
00:24:14It's okay.
00:24:18You'd better wait.
00:24:20You'd better wait.
00:24:22He's moving a lot.
00:24:24He's like a staircase.
00:24:27He's like Ganbaru Choba.
00:24:29Ganbaru Choba.
00:24:31Ganbaru Choba.
00:24:32He's like Ganbaru Choba.
00:24:38You're like M-1's Magical Lovely.
00:24:41You're like M-1's Magical Lovely.
00:24:42You're like M-1's Magical Lovely.
00:24:44You're a devil.
00:24:47You're just following my orders.
00:24:50You're a devil.
00:24:51You're just showing me what I want.
00:24:54You're out of breath, but you're calm.
00:24:57I've never thought that I could endure so much.
00:25:00First, you should get rid of your soul.
00:25:04You should get rid of Kasuga's soul.
00:25:07I'll call for you so you can speak without a rejection reaction.
00:25:09So you're going to do it with just a vessel.
00:25:11Oh, you're calling yourself a vessel?
00:25:13You can pull out your soul, right?
00:25:15Please pull out your soul.
00:25:17I'll call my dad.
00:25:19Leave it to me.
00:25:21Here it is.
00:25:23You can pull out your soul from there.
00:25:25You can pull it out like that?
00:25:27Yes, I can.
00:25:29I can pull it out.
00:25:33You sound like you're opening mayonnaise.
00:25:35You're pulling out your armpit hair.
00:25:39You're pulling out your armpit hair.
00:25:41You don't do that on TV.
00:25:45You're pulling it out.
00:25:47I'm pulling out my soul.
00:25:49I'm pulling out my armpit hair and soul.
00:25:51To be exact.
00:25:53You're pulling out two.
00:25:55I was surprised.
00:25:57I'm serious.
00:25:59I'm pulling out both.
00:26:01I'll pull out my soul, too.
00:26:03How do you do this?
00:26:05There's a cut here.
00:26:07You can touch it with your fingertips.
00:26:09One, two, three.
00:26:25It's hard.
00:26:27It's hard.
00:26:29It's hard.
00:26:31It's hard.
00:26:33It's hard.
00:26:35Are you making fun of me?
00:26:37I can't copy you at all.
00:26:39I can't do manzai with you.
00:26:41Are you serious?
00:26:43If I was serious, I wouldn't be having so much fun doing manzai.
00:26:45Thank you very much.
00:26:47I think my dad is in there now.
00:26:49Thank you very much.
00:26:53It was so funny.
00:26:55It was so funny.
00:26:57I've never seen that many movements.
00:26:59I've never seen that many movements.
00:27:01It's something you can only see here.
00:27:03It's something you can only see here.
00:27:05The Best 10 of the World.
00:27:07Next is...
00:27:11This is...
00:27:15It's very realistic.
00:27:17It's very realistic.
00:27:19I've been watching a lot of dramas lately.
00:27:21The content is very interesting.
00:27:23I like it.
00:27:25The Best 10 of the World.
00:27:27The Best 10 of the World.
00:27:29The Best 10 of the World.
00:27:31The Best 10 of the World.
00:27:33I was chosen by 10,000 people.
00:27:35I was chosen by 10,000 people.
00:27:37I was only selected by the lead actress.
00:27:39I was only selected by the lead actress.
00:27:41I was only selected by the lead actress.
00:27:43I'm so happy, I was surprised.
00:27:55That's amazing.
00:27:57That's amazing.
00:27:59I see. So, Samikami-kun, does your abs crack?
00:28:02Really?
00:28:04Can I touch it?
00:28:05Really?
00:28:06Oh, it's true!
00:28:07It's cracked! It's a six-pack!
00:28:11That's amazing!
00:28:12So, you work out at the gym?
00:28:15I see.
00:28:18There's a gym in your apartment?
00:28:20Isn't that amazing?
00:28:22That's amazing!
00:28:24And it's expensive, right?
00:28:26It's definitely expensive.
00:28:28How much is it?
00:28:29See, it's expensive.
00:28:31No, no, no.
00:28:32For a normal person, it's expensive.
00:28:37Huh?
00:28:38Oh, this?
00:28:39No.
00:28:42This is a boasting allergy.
00:28:45Yes, yes, yes.
00:28:47A boasting allergy.
00:28:49I don't think like that.
00:28:51Yes, yes.
00:28:52My body just reacts on its own.
00:28:55See, I like flour,
00:28:57so there are people who are allergic to flour.
00:28:59It's the same, so don't worry about it.
00:29:02I see, I see.
00:29:03Hmm.
00:29:04Hmm?
00:29:06This is cappuccino.
00:29:08Yes.
00:29:09Oh, that's right.
00:29:09Cappuccino has a warm image.
00:29:12Hmm.
00:29:14I don't know why.
00:29:15Is there a reason?
00:29:16Yes.
00:29:1865 degrees?
00:29:20Oh, the temperature of the milk?
00:29:22Why?
00:29:23Oh, that's the most delicious temperature.
00:29:27Oh, I didn't know that.
00:29:28Mikami-kun, you know a lot.
00:29:31You have a lot of knowledge.
00:29:33That's amazing.
00:29:35Why do you know so much?
00:29:37Yes.
00:29:38Oh, I see.
00:29:39I see.
00:29:41Mikami-kun, do you often go to Italy?
00:29:44Italy?
00:29:46Do you often go to Italy?
00:29:48Do you?
00:29:49Italy?
00:29:50Oh, you don't.
00:29:51You don't.
00:29:52I see.
00:29:53Hmm.
00:29:54Oh, your father.
00:29:55Hmm.
00:29:57Mikami-kun, do you speak Italian?
00:29:59Italian?
00:30:00Do you speak Italian?
00:30:01Do you speak Italian fluently?
00:30:02Fluently?
00:30:03You don't speak Italian.
00:30:05Oh, I see.
00:30:06Oh, since you were a kid.
00:30:09Since you were a kid.
00:30:12Oh, I see.
00:30:15The environment around you.
00:30:16The environment around you.
00:30:19I see.
00:30:21Can I touch you?
00:30:23Ahem!
00:30:24Ahem!
00:30:26Sorry, sorry.
00:30:30Hmm?
00:30:31Interesting story?
00:30:32What do you want to hear?
00:30:33Hmm.
00:30:34Hmm.
00:30:35Which clothing store?
00:30:37What kind of clothing?
00:30:39Oh, that's good. It suits you, Mikami-kun.
00:30:40Hmm.
00:30:41That's right, fitting is important.
00:30:43Hmm.
00:30:44Oh, the clerk.
00:30:45And then?
00:30:46Hmm.
00:30:48Hmm.
00:30:49It's weird that you don't turn around when I call you.
00:30:51Why?
00:30:52I don't know.
00:30:53Hmm.
00:30:54Hmm.
00:30:55Ah!
00:30:56That person was a customer!
00:30:58Eh, what's that?
00:30:59That's funny!
00:31:01Eh, he was a customer!
00:31:03He was talking to a customer!
00:31:04Ah, that's right.
00:31:05He was wearing clothes from that store.
00:31:07Eh, that's funny!
00:31:11Ah, this is a boring allergy.
00:31:13Sorry, sorry.
00:31:14That's funny!
00:31:15I see!
00:31:17So that's why he was talking to a customer!
00:31:18That's funny!
00:31:19That's interesting, Mikami-kun!
00:31:21Hmm?
00:31:21This is a boring allergy.
00:31:23A really boring allergy.
00:31:25I don't think like that.
00:31:26I was the one who received it.
00:31:28Hmm.
00:31:28I see.
00:31:31Hmm?
00:31:32Why are you suddenly talking to me?
00:31:34Eh?
00:31:35Are you talking about Mikami-kun?
00:31:37No, Mikami-kun is...
00:31:39Well, yes.
00:31:40He has a lot of knowledge.
00:31:41Ahem!
00:31:42Hmm.
00:31:42His story is interesting.
00:31:45I think it's wonderful.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:47Are you talking about me?
00:31:48Mikami-kun?
00:31:50Eh? I'm telling everyone!
00:31:52I don't believe it!
00:31:53Eh, really?
00:31:55Eh?
00:31:56That love...
00:31:58Eh, that...
00:31:59It's not like as a friend...
00:32:02That...
00:32:04It's not like as a friend...
00:32:07Love...
00:32:09It's not like as a friend...
00:32:10Love...
00:32:12Love...
00:32:13Love...
00:32:15What do you mean?
00:32:17What do you mean?
00:32:18Eh, it's not like as a friend...
00:32:20Eh, it's not like as a friend...
00:32:22Eh, it's not like as a friend...
00:32:23That means, you're dating me!
00:32:28You're dating me because you have a romantic instinct!
00:32:33I'm sorry.
00:32:35Ah, this...
00:32:37Ah, this... It's not an allergy or something.
00:32:38It's just gross.
00:32:43You should have told me.
00:32:46I guess you want to say it.
00:32:47I'm being honest with my feelings.
00:32:50The best entertainer you want to see the most right now.
00:32:53Next is...
00:32:56Ah, this is...
00:32:58Ah, this is...
00:33:00I want to see someone like Ogiri.
00:33:02I haven't been able to watch a lot of TV lately.
00:33:04I want to see someone like Ogiri.
00:33:06Who is that best entertainer?
00:33:09Good morning.
00:33:11Kirin!
00:33:12He's the best one.
00:33:14I watch TBS every morning.
00:33:17That's why I have a strange power.
00:33:20It's a choice.
00:33:21The best entertainer right now.
00:33:22That's true.
00:33:23Kirin.
00:33:24Tamura.
00:33:26I'm also a fan of Kirin.
00:33:28Do you know that?
00:33:29Me too.
00:33:29How are you doing lately?
00:33:30How are you doing?
00:33:31I'm running a basketball school.
00:33:35I'm opening a new school.
00:33:39The best entertainer you want to see the most right now.
00:33:43Kirin!
00:33:47Hello, I'm Kirin.
00:33:49I'm Kirin.
00:33:50Nice to meet you.
00:33:52Nice to meet you.
00:33:54There are a lot of people who are tired lately.
00:33:57A lot of things are happening in the world.
00:34:00Today, I'm going to heal you with my voice.
00:34:02Heal?
00:34:03What do you mean?
00:34:04I want to heal you just by listening to my voice.
00:34:08I want to give you a healing space.
00:34:10Is it okay just to listen to my voice?
00:34:11Of course.
00:34:12Can you heal everyone?
00:34:13I can heal everyone.
00:34:14Thank you very much.
00:34:15Please listen carefully.
00:34:16I understand.
00:34:18Healing space.
00:34:20It's like this.
00:34:23You are in the forest right now.
00:34:26In the forest.
00:34:29A beautiful forest with a lot of green.
00:34:33It's a beautiful forest.
00:34:35I'm curious.
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39I'm out of breath.
00:34:41Adjust your breath.
00:34:43I'm too excited.
00:34:44It's just a voice.
00:34:46I want to concentrate.
00:34:48Healing space.
00:34:49You are in the forest right now.
00:34:51A beautiful forest with a lot of green.
00:34:54Let's listen carefully.
00:34:56Can you hear the rustling of the river in the distance?
00:35:04Yes.
00:35:05I can hear it.
00:35:08Why?
00:35:09I'm out of breath.
00:35:13Why do you have to say that?
00:35:15I can't hear it.
00:35:16I can't hear it, but I'm doing it.
00:35:20If you can't hear it, you can't hear it.
00:35:22Can I say that?
00:35:23I'm afraid of the atmosphere.
00:35:25Did you ride it?
00:35:26I rode it.
00:35:27If you can hear it, you can hear it.
00:35:28If you can hear it, you can hear it.
00:35:29Rustling.
00:35:30The rustling sound of the river in the distance.
00:35:32The rustling sound of the river in the distance.
00:35:34The rustling sound of the trees.
00:35:36You are in the forest.
00:35:43Excuse me.
00:35:45What is this sound?
00:35:47An elementary school student is sliding a chopstick box.
00:35:50It doesn't matter.
00:35:52It's nostalgic.
00:35:55You are good.
00:35:57It's long.
00:35:59You don't have a long chopstick box.
00:36:01Do you want to carry a chopstick?
00:36:04Then.
00:36:06What?
00:36:09Excuse me.
00:36:10It was strange from the beginning.
00:36:12What is this sound?
00:36:13It's the sound of entering the MRI.
00:36:15It doesn't matter.
00:36:17MRI has a scary sound like that.
00:36:19It's a headphone, so it's a scary sound.
00:36:21I thought it would be messed up.
00:36:23It's scary.
00:36:24I did that.
00:36:25I don't need it.
00:36:26It doesn't matter in the forest.
00:36:27It doesn't matter in the forest.
00:36:28You have to reproduce the forest.
00:36:31The bush in front of you shook.
00:36:33A cute rabbit came out of the bush.
00:36:37The rabbit talked to Tamura.
00:36:40Tamura.
00:36:43Let's play in this forest together.
00:36:51Then, Tanuki came out of the bush.
00:36:54Tamura and the members of this forest will play together.
00:37:00It's a masterpiece.
00:37:02Kansai dialect is difficult.
00:37:05Kansai dialect is difficult.
00:37:08What is a rabbit?
00:37:10The name is strange.
00:37:12Are you from Kansai?
00:37:14I'm from Kansai, but I'm too cute to be healed.
00:37:18Tamura, let's play in this forest together.
00:37:20The rabbit said.
00:37:22Tamura and the members of this forest will play together.
00:37:24Let's play in this forest together.
00:37:25The rabbit said.
00:37:27The rabbit lost.
00:37:28Tanuki came out of the bush.
00:37:29The rabbit said.
00:37:31The rabbit lost.
00:37:32Kuma came out of the bush.
00:37:33Please.
00:37:36Please.
00:37:38I'm Kuma.
00:37:41Please.
00:37:42Are you Kuma?
00:37:43Yes.
00:37:45Please.
00:37:46Really?
00:37:47The members of this forest are cute.
00:37:53I don't mean that.
00:37:54I'll get a medical certificate later.
00:37:55Medical certificate?
00:37:56Don't you have to go to the hospital?
00:37:57I have to grow my beard.
00:37:59I have to grow my beard.
00:38:00I have to grow my beard.
00:38:01I have to grow my beard.
00:38:02I have to grow my beard.
00:38:03I have to grow my beard.
00:38:04I have to grow my beard.
00:38:05I have to grow my beard.
00:38:06I have to grow my beard.
00:38:07I have to grow my beard.
00:38:08I have to grow my beard.
00:38:09I have to grow my beard.
00:38:10I have to grow my beard.
00:38:11I have to grow my beard.
00:38:12I have to grow my beard.
00:38:13I have to grow my beard.
00:38:14I have to grow my beard.
00:38:15I have to grow my beard.
00:38:16You grew your beard.
00:38:17I grew my beard.
00:38:18Thank you very much.
00:38:19It still stands.
00:38:20Thank you very much.
00:38:21Two shot is fresh.
00:38:22It's fresh and Tamura was yes,
00:38:25Tamura was yes.
00:38:27He did his best.
00:38:29The best actors who are selected the most.
00:38:31The best actors who are selected the most.
00:38:32The best actors who are selected the most.
00:38:34Who's next?
00:38:35Who's next?
00:38:38Swiss apparently puts.
00:38:39Look at this bright binary!
00:38:43Viking!
00:38:45Yes.
00:38:46Oh, it's quite heavy.
00:38:48Yes.
00:38:49It's heavy.
00:38:50I'm going to break it.
00:38:55I'll do it.
00:38:56No, I'll do it.
00:38:57Please watch our story.
00:39:01Yes.
00:39:15Excuse me.
00:39:16My name is Nishimura.
00:39:18Oh.
00:39:19Actually, I used to live in this room about three years ago.
00:39:25Oh.
00:39:27I came here because I had something to do.
00:39:30So, I decided to look around my apartment.
00:39:33Then, I saw a light in my room.
00:39:36I thought someone was living here.
00:39:40I wondered what kind of person was living here.
00:39:45So, I came here.
00:39:49It's quite creepy.
00:39:52I still feel nostalgic when I come to my old apartment.
00:39:56When I look at the light in my room, I wonder who is living here.
00:40:02Why do you come here?
00:40:04What are you going to do?
00:40:06I feel nostalgic.
00:40:08I know, but...
00:40:09Ah!
00:40:10The TV is over there.
00:40:13What kind of impression is that?
00:40:15Can I go up?
00:40:16No, no, no.
00:40:17If you go inside, it's over.
00:40:21Oh, right.
00:40:22I bought sea chicken. Let's eat it together.
00:40:24I don't want to eat it.
00:40:25It's not food for two people.
00:40:28How are you, old lady?
00:40:29Old lady?
00:40:31You mean that noisy old lady?
00:40:33I'm fine.
00:40:34She is noisy, isn't she?
00:40:37Hey, old lady!
00:40:39Stop it!
00:40:40Stop it!
00:40:41Stop it!
00:40:42Stop it!
00:40:45I'm fine.
00:40:46We are good friends.
00:40:47You think I did it.
00:40:49You are shaking.
00:40:52How is the old man down there?
00:40:53Why do you care about the old man?
00:40:55No one lives down there.
00:40:57Really?
00:40:58No, down there.
00:40:59There were two old men.
00:41:03Isn't it rare?
00:41:04It's rare.
00:41:05There were two old men.
00:41:07Two old men.
00:41:09I've never heard of it.
00:41:11There were 180 and 190 old men.
00:41:14It's big.
00:41:15Even the small one is big.
00:41:18That's right.
00:41:19Do you want to see the old man's face?
00:41:21No, I don't.
00:41:22I don't care about it.
00:41:23It's a rare off-shot.
00:41:24The old man is almost off.
00:41:27I'll send you a message.
00:41:28Stop it.
00:41:29Go home.
00:41:30Seriously, go home.
00:41:32Go, go, go.
00:41:33Don't come here.
00:41:36He is creepy.
00:41:46Excuse me.
00:41:48I received a letter.
00:41:49How did you open it?
00:41:51With this key.
00:41:52Why did you open it?
00:41:53I used to use it.
00:41:54Didn't you change the key?
00:41:56Now I can open the old woman's room.
00:41:57What kind of trick is this?
00:41:59I used to enter the old woman's room and eat a rice cracker.
00:42:02You can't do that.
00:42:03You can't do that.
00:42:06There is a pond in the park across the street.
00:42:08There used to be a lot of fish.
00:42:10Do you know why they are not there now?
00:42:12I don't know.
00:42:13I will eat them all.
00:42:14You are a monster.
00:42:15You are a monster.
00:42:16Don't eat the old woman's rice cracker.
00:42:21I miss the scar on the wall.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25The old man came here to measure my height.
00:42:29What kind of crazy civilization is this?
00:42:32What's going on?
00:42:34I was curious about the scar.
00:42:36But I didn't know it was the old man's growth record.
00:42:39How much is the rent now?
00:42:40Shut up.
00:42:41Go home.
00:42:42Please.
00:42:43I'll go home if I hear that.
00:42:44I'll go home if I hear that.
00:42:45It's 35,000 yen.
00:42:46Wow.
00:42:48It's getting cheaper.
00:42:51Wait a minute.
00:42:52Someone died here.
00:42:54What?
00:42:55Do you want me to tell you who died a few years ago?
00:42:59No.
00:43:01It's me.
00:43:03I died there.
00:43:05So even if you tell me to go home, this is where I live.
00:43:10Well, you're lying.
00:43:12You scared me.
00:43:14You scared me.
00:43:16I thought you were a professional cook.
00:43:18You scared me.
00:43:20Why did you come here?
00:43:22I miss you.
00:43:23Go home.
00:43:28He's perfect for the role of Nishimura.
00:43:30He's so real.
00:43:32He's like a real person.
00:43:37The best comedian you want to see right now.
00:43:40Next is...
00:43:42Here he comes.
00:43:43I'm from the Manzai Association.
00:43:45The best comedian chosen is...
00:43:48Nice!
00:43:50The comedian you want to see right now.
00:43:52You just want to see the injury on my face, right?
00:43:55That's why you chose me, right?
00:43:57It's still swollen.
00:43:58It's still swollen.
00:43:59Are you okay?
00:44:00I'm okay.
00:44:01I'm sorry for bothering you.
00:44:03I'm so happy.
00:44:05You can hide it like this, right?
00:44:08Then, right now...
00:44:09The best...
00:44:12The best...
00:44:13Thank you very much.
00:44:14Can you do it?
00:44:15I can.
00:44:16Because it's distorted.
00:44:17Because it's distorted.
00:44:18I can't see the swelling because of the light.
00:44:20This is it.
00:44:21The comedian who plays in the Asakusa Engei Taiyo.
00:44:25Nice!
00:44:29Hello.
00:44:30Nice to meet you.
00:44:31I'm Shouhei Kotani.
00:44:33I want to be a person who can be active in the world.
00:44:37I admire you.
00:44:38In order to be active in the world,
00:44:40I thought it would be good to do manzai in English.
00:44:42Manzai in English?
00:44:43Yes.
00:44:44I don't usually speak English.
00:44:46There is a story that I searched in Yahoo on the Internet.
00:44:50Yahoo.
00:44:52I made a mistake on purpose.
00:44:53Don't say that.
00:44:55I think it's better not to say it from a joke.
00:44:57I'm not that stupid.
00:44:59Everyone knows that.
00:45:01I thought it would be funny if I said that I searched the most famous people in the world in English.
00:45:07I see.
00:45:08I thought it would be good if the subject was famous people all over the world.
00:45:12I'll do it.
00:45:13Let's do it.
00:45:14Hello, everyone.
00:45:16We are nice.
00:45:23Yesterday, I researched by Yahoo.
00:45:26No, Yahoo.
00:45:29I made a mistake.
00:45:31I found a very famous rock band.
00:45:34A famous rock band.
00:45:36Do you know The Beatles?
00:45:38Of course.
00:45:39The Beatles?
00:45:40Everyone knows The Beatles.
00:45:43I like The Beatles.
00:45:44You like The Beatles.
00:45:45I'll talk about The Beatles today.
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:49There are four members of The Beatles.
00:45:51Yes, four members.
00:45:52John, Lennon, Paul, and McCartney.
00:45:58Two members.
00:45:59It's only two members.
00:46:01Not separate.
00:46:03Okay?
00:46:04John Lennon is one member.
00:46:06I'm sorry.
00:46:07Paul McCartney is one member.
00:46:09John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Apple Star.
00:46:15Apple Star.
00:46:17Why?
00:46:18He is Apple Star.
00:46:20Apple is Japanese.
00:46:21No, no, no.
00:46:22Over change English.
00:46:24Okay?
00:46:25Apple Star is his name.
00:46:27Music.
00:46:28Starting.
00:46:29Apple-chan.
00:46:30Starting is Apple-chan.
00:46:32No, no.
00:46:33Apple Star.
00:46:34Okay?
00:46:35I like song Let It Go.
00:46:38B.
00:46:39B?
00:46:40Let It Go is Disney anime song.
00:46:44Okay?
00:46:45Hole and Snow Queen.
00:46:47Anna is not hole.
00:46:51Anna, Anna.
00:46:53Over change English again.
00:46:55All Nippon Airways.
00:46:57ANA.
00:46:58You know, Anna is her name.
00:47:01Okay?
00:47:02I found a very, very famous rock band, another.
00:47:06Another rock band?
00:47:07Do you know Queen?
00:47:09Of course.
00:47:10Queen?
00:47:11Major.
00:47:12I like Bohemian Rhapsody.
00:47:13Bohemian Rhapsody.
00:47:14Bohemian.
00:47:15Another Bohemian.
00:47:18Yuki Katsuragi Bohemian.
00:47:20Yuki Katsuragi.
00:47:22Husky Voice Lady.
00:47:24I like Bohemian Rhapsody.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:28Piano.
00:47:30Piano.
00:47:32Cupid.
00:47:33Mama.
00:47:36Rival Pasta Sauce.
00:47:42Oh my.
00:47:43It's not Oh my.
00:47:44It's difficult. English manzai.
00:47:47Let's change.
00:47:49Ni hao.
00:47:50It's more difficult.
00:47:51Thank you very much.
00:47:56If you want me to say something funny,
00:47:59you can say it right away.
00:48:01It feels good.
00:48:02And you know English well.
00:48:05Next, the winner and me,
00:48:08each of us requested the entertainer we want to see the most.
00:48:12The entertainer we want to see the most,
00:48:15Koji Imada.
00:48:20Hello.
00:48:23Hello, I'm Tomodaware.
00:48:25Nice to meet you.
00:48:27I made a song called I Want to Hug You.
00:48:31Please listen to it until the end.
00:48:35People who didn't fall in love.
00:48:39People who failed the exam.
00:48:43People who broke their dreams.
00:48:47I want to hug you.
00:48:52There are other people I want to hug.
00:48:58People who haven't eaten yet,
00:49:02People who said it was delicious by mistake.
00:49:11Did you make this beef stew?
00:49:14It's almost a restaurant.
00:49:16Can I eat it?
00:49:18Thank you very much.
00:49:23Wow, it's delicious.
00:49:26I want to hug you.
00:49:33People who are talking seriously.
00:49:39People who are embarrassed.
00:49:45Well, I work at the company now.
00:49:50After that, I will start a business.
00:49:53That's my ideal.
00:49:55I wonder if there is.
00:49:57I wonder if there is.
00:50:00I want to hug you.
00:50:07People who failed the exam.
00:50:11People who failed the exam.
00:50:19If you ring your finger here, the card you chose will come out.
00:50:23I'm sorry this isn't it.
00:50:26I'll put it down again and cast a spell.
00:50:29Then it will change to the card you chose.
00:50:35I want to hug you.
00:50:42People who made it too difficult to ask for a mask.
00:50:57If you're sleeping too much, wake me up.
00:51:01I want to hug you.
00:51:08People who noticed in the elevator of the building where the clerk is in.
00:51:20People who noticed in the elevator of the building where the clerk is in.
00:51:26Is it all a hospital?
00:51:28I want to hug you.
00:51:32Then I'll go.
00:51:35I want to hug you.
00:51:43I want to hug everyone around me.
00:51:49Thank you very much.
00:51:55Long Coat Daddy.
00:52:05Long Coat Daddy.
00:52:08Thank you very much.
00:52:10I think I should go to Ningen Dog.
00:52:13Ningen Dog.
00:52:14Have you been to Ningen Dog?
00:52:16I've never been to Ningen Dog.
00:52:19Not even once?
00:52:20No, I've never been there.
00:52:22I want to hug you.
00:52:26I'm just kidding.
00:52:29You should definitely go.
00:52:32You'll definitely find something.
00:52:34Let's go.
00:52:35I'm going to find it.
00:52:37I've never been to Ningen Dog.
00:52:39You should go.
00:52:40You should go to a proper place.
00:52:42I've been to a wrong place before.
00:52:44Really?
00:52:45You should go to a proper place.
00:52:46Where did you go?
00:52:47130 yen.
00:52:48130 yen?
00:52:49Ningen Dog?
00:52:50Yes.
00:52:51What are you going to do with 130 yen?
00:52:53Let's reenact it.
00:52:55I'll give you a massage.
00:52:57Please come in.
00:53:00I'm going to Ningen Dog.
00:53:03Welcome.
00:53:06It's cheap.
00:53:07It's Ningen Dog.
00:53:08It's cheap.
00:53:09Welcome.
00:53:10You're selling Ningen Dog?
00:53:12Welcome.
00:53:13You're unwell.
00:53:14Come here.
00:53:15Wait.
00:53:16Are you a doctor?
00:53:17I've been to Ningen Dog.
00:53:18I'm a doctor.
00:53:19Would you like to come to Ningen Dog?
00:53:20Sure.
00:53:21I want to do it.
00:53:22It's a one-night stay.
00:53:24One-night stay?
00:53:25If you have a lot of luggage, two people.
00:53:27One-night stay.
00:53:28One-night stay.
00:53:29Rucksack.
00:53:30Rucksack?
00:53:31It's a rucksack.
00:53:32Rucksack?
00:53:33It's a one-night stay.
00:53:34I can't hide here.
00:53:36Let's do Ningen Dog.
00:53:37I want to do Ningen Dog.
00:53:38Let's do it.
00:53:39Let's do it.
00:53:40Let's start with a massage.
00:53:42I love massages.
00:53:44It's disgusting.
00:53:46It's definitely a one-night stay.
00:53:47Please put your feet on the chair.
00:53:49It's disgusting.
00:53:50I'll use the bathroom.
00:53:51I don't have a bathroom.
00:53:53You don't have a bathroom?
00:53:54I'm sorry.
00:53:55The hospital?
00:53:56This is a lie.
00:53:57Really.
00:53:58This is a lie.
00:53:59I have no choice but to do it.
00:54:00This is it.
00:54:01I'll hide in the corner.
00:54:03I don't have a corner.
00:54:04What?
00:54:05A circle?
00:54:06Yes, a circle.
00:54:07Like a aquarium?
00:54:08It's a circle.
00:54:09I don't have a corner.
00:54:10What?
00:54:11I have no choice but to do it.
00:54:12You'll do it with this?
00:54:13Please do it with this.
00:54:14It's disgusting.
00:54:15Please do it.
00:54:16I wonder if it will come out.
00:54:17I wonder if it will come out.
00:54:18This might not be enough.
00:54:19It might overflow.
00:54:20Wait a minute.
00:54:21Wait a minute.
00:54:22I'm sorry.
00:54:23I'm sorry.
00:54:24I'm sorry.
00:54:25I'm sorry.
00:54:26I'm sorry.
00:54:27I'm sorry.
00:54:28I'm sorry.
00:54:29I'm sorry.
00:54:30I'm sorry.
00:54:31I'm sorry.
00:54:32I'm sorry.
00:54:33I'm sorry.
00:54:34I did it.
00:54:35I finally did it.
00:54:36What is this?
00:54:37Finally.
00:54:38What's going on here?
00:54:39It's terrible.
00:54:40I let my guard a little and I thought I was really good.
00:54:43It's pee.
00:54:44It's urine, right?
00:54:45Yes, it's urine.
00:54:46I'm going to quash it for seeing if it's real.
00:54:47Do you have a for seeing tool?
00:54:48Please wait a minute.
00:54:56Okay.
00:54:57It's a little bit small.
00:54:59It's a little small.
00:55:00Okay, so we have the results, so let's announce the final results.
00:55:03What?
00:55:05What is it?
00:55:06I just spilled pee.
00:55:08What's the final result?
00:55:09You'll know soon enough.
00:55:10It's not the final result.
00:55:11Okay, so Takahashi-san's final result is...
00:55:13Dekedeke...
00:55:14Please give me the data.
00:55:16It's embarrassing if you announce it loudly.
00:55:18Kusege!
00:55:19Kusege from the start!
00:55:21It's Kusege from the start!
00:55:23It's not Shisege.
00:55:24It's Kuse no Kanji.
00:55:26Don't draw Kusege's illustrations on paper.
00:55:28Thank you for your hard work.
00:55:29What is this?
00:55:30I'll make a reservation here.
00:55:31Let's go to a place like this.
00:55:32Thank you for your hard work.
00:55:36Thank you!
00:55:38Well, that was 130 yen.
00:55:39That's expensive.
00:55:41You're completely wrong.
00:55:46The best 10 comedians you want to see the most right now.
00:55:49The one chosen by 10,000 people is...
00:55:52The one and only character,
00:55:53the one and only character,
00:55:55the one and only character,
00:55:56Robert!
00:55:58Out of the 10,000 people who chose Robert,
00:56:00Out of the 10,000 people who chose Robert,
00:56:02Good evening, I'm Yuuko Araki.
00:56:05I love the unique atmosphere of the three of them.
00:56:10I wonder if they're laughing at their own jokes.
00:56:13I wonder if they're laughing at their own jokes.
00:56:15I wonder if they're laughing at their own jokes.
00:56:17That's what I really like about them.
00:56:22The best 10,000 comedians you want to see the most right now.
00:56:25The one and only Robert!
00:56:38Okay, thank you!
00:56:40It's been an hour since the live started,
00:56:42but let's take a break here.
00:56:45Listen to the talk.
00:56:49It's the 40th anniversary of Pegasus.
00:56:52We're getting tired.
00:56:54We're old, too.
00:56:57You're laughing, but the audience is laughing, too.
00:57:01Okay, listen to this.
00:57:03The other day,
00:57:04the other day,
00:57:07we were in our teens.
00:57:09We were in our teens.
00:57:10We're going to sing all of our songs.
00:57:14We're going to sing all of our songs.
00:57:15We're going to sing all of our songs.
00:57:16We're not a generation.
00:57:18We're not a generation.
00:57:19I'm so happy.
00:57:20I'm so happy.
00:57:21I'm so happy.
00:57:22Hey, Kazuki!
00:57:24Kazuki, where are you looking?
00:57:25Kazuki!
00:57:26Hey, come here!
00:57:27Kazuki, come here!
00:57:28Come here!
00:57:30Kazuki!
00:57:32Kazuki!
00:57:33What a view!
00:57:34Kazuki!
00:57:36Kazuki!
00:57:37Kazuki!
00:57:38This is the view of Budokan.
00:57:40Wow!
00:57:41Isn't it great?
00:57:42Budokan is great,
00:57:43but more than that,
00:57:44the fact that Pegasus and Dorothy are together is amazing!
00:57:46This is great!
00:57:49Listen to the audience.
00:57:51Actually, I'm going to have Kazuki sing our song,
00:57:55Black Windmill,
00:57:56Black Windmill,
00:57:57Black Windmill,
00:57:58Black Windmill,
00:58:00Kazuki, are you okay?
00:58:02Kazuki!
00:58:03Kazuki!
00:58:04Are you okay?
00:58:06Say hello.
00:58:07Say hello.
00:58:10My name is Kazuki.
00:58:12I really like Pegasus and Dorothy,
00:58:15and I've listened to them since I was a kid.
00:58:18Well, my parents are fans of the two of them, and while I was listening to it, I really fell in love with it.
00:58:23I'm really, really scared, but I'm really nervous, but I want to get it right, so today I'm really going to do it until the end.
00:58:31Today, until the end, everyone.
00:58:34Today, until the end, Pegasus and Dolphin's world tour.
00:58:38Today, one seat.
00:58:40Two seats.
00:58:41Really, seriously, today I'm going to do it until the end.
00:58:50Hey, Katsuki!
00:58:51Yes?
00:58:52Are you okay with being nervous?
00:58:54I love this song.
00:58:56I love this song.
00:58:57Katsuki, Katsuki.
00:58:58Say the song. Say the song.
00:58:59Well, my body isn't just made by Pegasus and Dolphin.
00:59:04It's made by the two of them studying at school.
00:59:07Really, I'm sorry.
00:59:08I really respect them.
00:59:09I really respect them.
00:59:14Today, Pegasus and Dolphin's world tour.
00:59:18I love it!
00:59:20Today, one seat.
00:59:22Two seats.
00:59:23Really, seriously, today I'm going to do it until the end.
00:59:30I respect them.
00:59:32Really, seriously, today I'm going to do it until the end.
00:59:35Just do it.
00:59:36Yes, I really love it.
00:59:39I love Pegasus and Dolphin.
00:59:41It doesn't matter which one.
00:59:42What do you mean it doesn't matter which one?
00:59:43Pegasus and Dolphin, it doesn't matter which one.
00:59:46Katsuki!
00:59:47Seriously, I'm tired. Hurry up and do it.
00:59:48Is this possible?
00:59:50Katsuki!
00:59:51Katsuki, do it.
00:59:52Is this possible?
00:59:54No one wants you to do that.
00:59:56Katsuki, I'm tired.
00:59:57With this feeling,
00:59:59Katsuki, do it.
01:00:00I'm going to say goodbye to you.
01:00:05Katsuki, do it.
01:00:06Katsuki, I'm tired.
01:00:08I'm going to say goodbye to you.
01:00:09Katsuki, do it.
01:00:11Katsuki, I'm going to say goodbye to you.
01:00:13Is this possible?
01:00:15What was that?
01:00:17I love this song.
01:00:18I love you two.
01:00:20Sing it.
01:00:20With this feeling,
01:00:22Katsuki!
01:00:23Is this possible?
01:00:26What was that?
01:00:27Is this possible?
01:00:29I'm going to say goodbye to you.
01:00:31I love you.
01:00:32Don't change your style.
01:00:33I really love you.
01:00:35Katsuki!
01:00:36I love you two.
01:00:37Where are you going?
01:00:38Is this possible?
01:00:40What's wrong with you?
01:00:42I can't do it anymore.
01:00:49He's persistent.
01:00:50It's a big accident.
01:00:52It's a big accident.
01:00:57The best 10 entertainers chosen by the most people.
01:01:01Next is...
01:01:04Daikichi Hakazanamaru.
01:01:08He's a great actor.
01:01:10I heard he was from Hakata station.
01:01:12I heard he was from the north of Kyushu.
01:01:14I can't believe it.
01:01:16He's an old director.
01:01:18He's an old director.
01:01:20He's an old director.
01:01:22He's an old director.
01:01:26The best entertainer born in Hakata.
01:01:28Daikichi Hakazanamaru.
01:01:32Nice to meet you.
01:01:34I'm Daikichi Hakazanamaru.
01:01:35I have a report.
01:01:37What is it?
01:01:39I can't get a squid.
01:01:41What?
01:01:43I can't get a squid.
01:01:44I can hear you.
01:01:46The theme is squid.
01:01:48There's no more squid.
01:01:50There's no more squid.
01:01:52There's a lot of other social problems.
01:01:54There's a lot of other social problems.
01:01:56I can't get a squid.
01:01:58According to data from Aomori prefecture,
01:02:00according to data from Aomori prefecture,
01:02:02there's only 4% squid this year.
01:02:05I think at the end of this year,
01:02:07I think at the end of this year,
01:02:09many things will change.
01:02:11Like Mr. Aki's singing along.
01:02:13Like Mr. Aki's singing along.
01:02:15He says it's okay to not drink alcohol.
01:02:17He says it's okay to not drink alcohol.
01:02:19Where?
01:02:21Where?
01:02:23I think that was rude.
01:02:25I think that was rude.
01:02:27The time has come to look under the squids.
01:02:29I think that was rude.
01:02:31Yes, you're right. It's a precious thing.
01:02:33So, in the future, you'd like to sing a boat song, drink a warm sake, and grill a fish, right?
01:02:38For now, yes.
01:02:40For now?
01:02:41Because I can't catch a squid.
01:02:42Oh, you can't catch it yet.
01:02:44I think you should ask the captain.
01:02:46If the squid is ready to be caught.
01:02:48So, what will you do? Drink a warm sake, and grill a fish?
01:02:52Captain, will you have a squid?
01:02:55I won't, I won't.
01:02:57I'm not in the rhythm at all.
01:02:59I've never heard of such a song.
01:03:01If so, it's better to say that squid is ready to be caught.
01:03:03But what if there is no squid?
01:03:04If there is no squid, you can ask someone else.
01:03:07What?
01:03:07Someone else?
01:03:08It's okay.
01:03:08Ha!
01:03:10This person has been dyed in Tokyo!
01:03:12What kind of theory is that?
01:03:14What kind of impression is that?
01:03:16That stubborn and stubborn Kyushu boy and girl.
01:03:18Where did you go?
01:03:20You went out with him, didn't you?
01:03:22You went out with him, didn't you?
01:03:23You went out with him, didn't you?
01:03:24Okay, I'll accept it.
01:03:26So, in the future, you'd like to sing a boat song, drink a warm sake,
01:03:28and say,
01:03:29Captain, will you have a squid today?
01:03:32For now.
01:03:34For now?
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:35Is it still going on?
01:03:36You can't catch a squid.
01:03:38I know that.
01:03:39At this rate, there will be no more squids in this world.
01:03:42It's a possibility that it will be like a phantom fish.
01:03:44Well, that's a possibility.
01:03:45When that happens,
01:03:46you'll open the bar,
01:03:48make a stupid face,
01:03:49and say,
01:03:50Captain, will you have a squid?
01:03:51I don't want you to be a man who doesn't know the world,
01:03:53who can't read the atmosphere.
01:03:55Oh, thank you for your concern.
01:03:56It's NHK!
01:03:58We're on the same page.
01:03:59That's right.
01:04:00So, it's better to change the way you say it.
01:04:02So, what will it be?
01:04:03Will you have a warm sake?
01:04:04What about the fish?
01:04:05Captain, will you have a squid today?
01:04:07Don't say it out loud.
01:04:08There's no way there is.
01:04:09That's right.
01:04:10If there is, you'll write it on the blackboard, right?
01:04:12I'll have a squid.
01:04:13You can even stand on it.
01:04:14It was my question.
01:04:16That's what it will be.
01:04:17It will be.
01:04:18It's not that long.
01:04:19It will be.
01:04:20It will be.
01:04:21Practice it.
01:04:22Now?
01:04:22Try it now.
01:04:23I'll practice it now.
01:04:24So, will you have a warm sake?
01:04:25What about the fish?
01:04:26Captain, will you have a squid today?
01:04:27You can even stand on it.
01:04:28It's not that long.
01:04:30You can even stand on it.
01:04:31Your warning will be on the blackboard, right?
01:04:33It was my question.
01:04:33It's not that long.
01:04:35Your warning will be on the blackboard, right?
01:04:40Are you happy now?
01:04:41Are you satisfied now?
01:04:42It's done.
01:04:43It was fine.
01:04:44The squids will be back soon,
01:04:45and the cook is doing his very best.
01:04:46We don't need to worry aboout anything.
01:04:48So, until you're really satisfied,
01:04:51you need to put in lyrics that go well with your performance.
01:04:54I think it would be better to say,
01:04:56leave it to the captain.
01:04:58But wouldn't that suit the world of Funauta better?
01:05:00Right? I think that's the setting of a familiar restaurant.
01:05:02I get it, I get it. Let's do it this way.
01:05:04From now on, Funauta is all about the sake and fish.
01:05:06Leave it to the captain.
01:05:08Yeah, that makes sense.
01:05:10By the way, captain, what is today's omakase?
01:05:12Tempura of the season!
01:05:16By the way, can you tell me the lineup?
01:05:18Shrimp.
01:05:20Right?
01:05:22I'll go first.
01:05:24Kisu.
01:05:26Odo.
01:05:28Asparagus.
01:05:30Is it that long?
01:05:32Shioden.
01:05:34Shiitake.
01:05:36It's not bad.
01:05:38Tofu.
01:05:40Eggplant.
01:05:42Where did it go?
01:05:48It's a manzai that only two people can do.
01:05:50The eyes of Hanamaru are good.
01:05:52Yes.
01:05:54The sharp eyes are effective.
01:05:58The movie, Shounen to Inu, is currently on sale.
01:06:00It's a story about a dog that travels 3,000 kilometers
01:06:02and risks his life to protect a boy.
01:06:04It's a touching story about the bond
01:06:06between a dog and a human being.
01:06:08Please watch it at the cinema.
01:06:10How was it?
01:06:12It was really fun.
01:06:14You laughed.
01:06:16I laughed a lot.
01:06:18I laughed a lot.
01:06:20I've been saying the same thing all the time.
01:06:22Is there such a thing?
01:06:24I thought it would never end.
01:06:26I thought so, too.
01:06:28If I leave it alone,
01:06:30I'll do it for dozens of minutes.
01:06:32The variations are all different.
01:06:34I can't give you one.
01:06:36I like all of them.
01:06:38It's wonderful.
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