Gogglebox Australia - Season 21 Episode 5
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00:00I sometimes look at my university degrees and, like, just think about how much of a waste of time they were.
00:05We just had a plumber come over to our house.
00:07It was five grand for four hours' work.
00:11Here I am, with a hex debt, and these guys are just doing five grand in half a day.
00:17Yeah. So, but now your dishwasher works?
00:19No.
00:20Every evening in Australia...
00:22What in the weird show is this?
00:24...TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:26Whoa!
00:27That's what the show's about.
00:28But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:31Yes.
00:32We are about to dive into some radioactive trash.
00:35Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:39Here we go.
00:40This is real simple humour, isn't it?
00:42All I see is monkeys just throwing faeces at each other.
00:46This week...
00:46Step on it.
00:47Pedal to the metal.
00:47...we caught all the drama of Drive to Survive.
00:50When did you become a Formula One expert?
00:52Just today, just now. Sit back.
00:54We were enchanted by memory bites with...
00:57Matt Moran.
00:58I'm starting to cry at a cooking show.
01:00This is the most beautiful show I've ever seen in my life.
01:04And Backroads brought us another inspiring story from the bush.
01:07Oh, so what? They're going to race a wheelbarrow.
01:10Oh, I love this.
01:11Jeez, Joe O'Brien doesn't like sleeves, does he?
01:14Do you reckon he was like,
01:15hey guys, this rig is way sooner than morning TV.
01:17Let me get my pipes out.
01:24Dude, Yoshi's been so stressed lately.
01:26He's taken up smoking.
01:30Yoshi, you're better than that, mate.
01:32You're better than that.
01:34Monday night on Ten...
01:35Oh!
01:36Survivor!
01:38Reins and brawns, let's go!
01:41...and as we're at the pointy-ish end of the show,
01:44the tribes have merged...
01:45Drop your bombs!
01:46Whoopie-doo-dah!
01:47...to form one big mega-tribe.
01:49We are...
01:49Morning.
01:50One tribe, one dream.
01:51But one survivor is having a nightmare.
01:54Oh!
01:56I have been through a journey.
01:58Paulie!
01:59He's just a snake and no-one likes him.
02:00Seems like I don't have any friends here.
02:02He's hanging on by the skin of his teeth.
02:04Everybody's unwilling to work with me,
02:05that only means one thing, right?
02:06He's gone!
02:07I'm the next to go.
02:08So it's not looking good for Paulie?
02:10No.
02:10Someone who is having a better time is Miles.
02:13I've got my little secret idol that no-one knows about.
02:16So, he has an idol?
02:17Yeah.
02:18He not only has an idol, he has a special idol.
02:21And what does that do?
02:22Allows me to steal a nine.
02:24Whoa!
02:25This is a game-changer.
02:26I can steal it at any time.
02:28He is an idol and an idol-stealer.
02:31And he's already had another idol.
02:32He is the Australian idol.
02:34Alright, shall we get on with today's immunity challenge?
02:36Yeah!
02:37Paulie needs to win it.
02:38I feel there's no other choice.
02:39You're going to pull down on a bar to keep a spool on track.
02:43Oh, don't let your spool come off.
02:45Let's get to it.
02:45Spool's in session.
02:49Sure would be nice to have the security of that necklace.
02:52Come on, Paulie, you can do it.
02:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:56Whose is that?
02:59Oh, no, that's Paulie's.
03:00Oh, Paulie, Paulie!
03:02Paulie, Paulie!
03:02Look up!
03:03Ah!
03:03Oh, my God!
03:04Paulie loses concentration.
03:06Oh!
03:07No!
03:08You are out of the challenge.
03:10No shot at immunity for Paulie.
03:12Oh, my God.
03:13Your only chance, Paulie.
03:14That puts him on the chopping block.
03:16Just win.
03:16Should have been paying attention, Paulie.
03:18You dickhead!
03:18Yeah, and with...
03:20Caelan!
03:20...winning the challenge.
03:21So, he gets the immunity.
03:23Paulie has to hope his fellow survivors won't vote him out.
03:27Question.
03:27Do you think we can beat Paulie?
03:29Oh, oh!
03:30If we can get the number, I'm so down for pity.
03:32I think that we could.
03:33Pity!
03:34He's going to break it up.
03:35So, he's going to be no help with anything, so...
03:37Yeah, get him out.
03:37But for the rest of the tribe,
03:39there's only one name on their malnourished lips.
03:41Paulie.
03:42It's Paulie.
03:42Paulie.
03:43Paulie.
03:43Paulie.
03:43Paulie.
03:44Paulie, I lost him.
03:45Paulie's how we say in the game...
03:48...a bit fucked.
03:49Oh!
03:51Tribal council time!
03:53I think Paulie's going.
03:55Yeah, no shit.
03:56Put your hand up if you're my buddy.
04:00Mr. No Friends.
04:01You know, it's not easy being the lone wolf sometimes.
04:03Huh.
04:04You've been a lone wolf for a long time.
04:07Well, it is time to vote.
04:09Let's do it.
04:12Paulie.
04:13Paulie.
04:15Paulie.
04:15If everyone wants Paulie out,
04:17that's an easy vote.
04:18It's not going to be so easy.
04:20I'm going to count the votes.
04:21Paulie's going home.
04:23That's a known fact.
04:24It's not just easy bye-bye Paulie.
04:26There's always a little spanner.
04:28Oh, wait.
04:28Hold on, Jono.
04:29Something's happening!
04:30Something's happening!
04:31Oh!
04:32He's getting something out.
04:34See, this is where it gets interesting.
04:35So, I have a little thing here.
04:37Oh!
04:38Wait, wait.
04:39What's he doing?
04:40Steal an idol.
04:41Why would you use it now?
04:42There's no need.
04:44Have you decided whose idol you want to take?
04:47But if he gets...
04:48Yes.
04:49But if he gets it...
04:51Kristen.
04:52Kristen?
04:53Oh, he's thrown a spanner in the works!
04:56If anyone has an idol...
04:59Is Miles going to play his idol?
05:04Jonathan.
05:04Oh, my God.
05:06What's he doing now?
05:07There's a sexy little snake on the corner.
05:09What the...
05:09Is he going to play for Paulie?
05:13I want to make myself a new buddy.
05:14He's saving Paulie?
05:16So, I'm going to play this for Paulie.
05:18Oh, my God!
05:20Sexy little snake!
05:22Any votes cast for Paulie will not count.
05:25Oh, shit.
05:26Paulie doesn't count.
05:28Paulie doesn't count.
05:29Paulie.
05:30No.
05:30Paulie.
05:31No good.
05:31Paulie.
05:33Paulie would have been gone.
05:35Who did those idiots vote for?
05:36Who is it? Who is it?
05:3712th person voted out of brains versus brawn.
05:41PD.
05:41PD!
05:42PD!
05:43Oh, my God!
05:46Miles, you sneaky little bastard.
05:48He's played that absolutely perfect.
05:50He's robbing PD to pay Paulie.
05:54Oh, my God!
05:56That is the blind side of the season.
05:58I did not see that coming at all.
06:12Where is it?
06:12Should be just there somewhere.
06:14No, there's no half-empty bottle in the fridge.
06:17But where's the water gone then?
06:18Well, I don't know. You put it somewhere.
06:20I just put it in there before.
06:21If you did that, it would be there, wouldn't it?
06:24Well, that's what I said.
06:25No, you're losing it.
06:26You're getting to that age now.
06:28Well, you won't reach it if you don't shut up.
06:31Monday on SBS.
06:32Sex before sleep. Love this channel.
06:34We tucked into a brand new food series.
06:37Memory Bites.
06:39A memory bite is always so personal.
06:41Oh, Matt Moran.
06:43He's from The Great Australian Bake Off.
06:45Paddock to Plate.
06:46That guy.
06:47And in this series,
06:48he'll be recreating favourite childhood dishes for a celebrity.
06:52For some, it can be emotional,
06:53and for some, it can bring laughter.
06:55OK, I get it. So it's a cooking show,
06:57and we learn a little bit about the famous person on the show.
06:59Oh, this is uplifting.
07:01And taking a stroll down Memory Bites lane this week...
07:04Oh, who's that guy?
07:05That's fricking Ross Noble, comedian.
07:07He always reminds me of The Penguin.
07:08Hello. How's it going?
07:09Mate, great. Good to see you again.
07:10Oh, yeah.
07:11But I want to know how the food memories from his childhood
07:15have impacted the man he is today.
07:17Yeah, my mum's cookie have impacted me today.
07:20Look at me. I had to go and have surgery to lose weight.
07:22HE LAUGHS
07:23I've got a little gift here in the memory box.
07:26All right.
07:27And hopefully it'll bring back some memories.
07:28Ooh!
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh, look at that.
07:32This is what we always have at Chrissie Time.
07:34What is this?
07:35Prawn cocktail.
07:36Oh, prawn cocktail.
07:37Oh, prawn cocktail, yeah.
07:38I love a prawn cocktail.
07:40There was nothing more luxurious than a prawn cocktail.
07:42Absolutely fantastic.
07:44But you don't eat the shell part, do you?
07:45What do you think? Do you think you'd eat the shell?
07:47Well, I think I did once.
07:48It's really simple.
07:49It's just a little bit of iceberg lettuce.
07:51Boiled prawns with mayonnaise.
07:53And some tomato sauce.
07:55That's why I liked them so much, cos I love tomato sauce.
07:57We'd be embarrassed if anyone we know orders a prawn cocktail.
08:01Don't you worry about that.
08:02I used to order that all the time.
08:05My family would serve their shrimp cocktail in a paper display.
08:08Bogan style.
08:09When Ross actually started eating the prawn cocktail,
08:11there was no question the look on his face.
08:13Food brings back memories.
08:15Mmm, it does.
08:16I remember whenever I was sick, dude,
08:18my mum used to make me a chicken soup.
08:20It was like, yeah, like my mum's Maltese.
08:22And every time I'm sick now, all I want is my Maltese chicken soup.
08:26I miss my dad's barbecue, his fish and his chops and his cutlet.
08:30Time for a barbie, I think.
08:32But I would never do it like my dad.
08:33Get an uncle to do it.
08:34Why, they're all dead.
08:35Oh, no.
08:37So, mate, if you enjoyed that,
08:39I hope you're going to enjoy this next thing.
08:41What is it?
08:42You'll love this one.
08:43Is it ham?
08:44Ooh.
08:45Mmm.
08:46This could be a piece of salmon.
08:47No, maybe cod.
08:48This is an Australian fish, a Murray cod.
08:51No way!
08:52I just said that.
08:53You did, yeah.
08:54No one gives a shit.
08:57Excellent.
08:58Yeah, yeah.
08:59Whenever we went to the fish and chip shop,
09:01my parents would only ever get us chips.
09:03Oh, OK.
09:04So, like, we would never get the fish.
09:05And other kids would get the fish, and I'd be like...
09:08I feel like I need to give you a hug.
09:10Guess what I'm going to cook for you.
09:11Is it kajuri?
09:12It is kajuri.
09:13I love kajuri.
09:14Literally never heard of it.
09:15No, I couldn't spell it.
09:16Here you go, buddy.
09:17OK.
09:18The English just put a spin on it
09:19by putting some smoked fish in it, some peas.
09:22People from England, they bloody love peas.
09:24Well, I used to like the peas.
09:26Yuck.
09:27Hey.
09:28All right, can we get to the cooking?
09:29I'm going to start cooking, by the way.
09:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, yeah.
09:31I've just got some onion, garlic and ginger
09:32and I'm going to throw all that in.
09:33Nothing smells better in the world
09:35than onion being cooked in garlic.
09:37It should be made into a candle.
09:38It should.
09:39So this is a take on Edith's kajuri.
09:41Nana always makes the best food.
09:43But it's got my spin on it, Ross.
09:45Remember how your untrained grandma used to cook kajuri?
09:47Oh, well, I'm a Michelin star chef.
09:49I've got the rice there.
09:50I've just cooked the rice in some saffron.
09:51Do you reckon grandma was using saffron?
09:53I've got some yoghurt, right?
09:54Right.
09:55But it's sheep's milk yoghurt.
09:56Do you reckon grandma even knew
09:57that they could make yoghurt from sheep?
09:59I hope I've done your grandmother proud by my kajuri.
10:02How is it? Tell us.
10:04It's just on another level.
10:05Yeah, no shit.
10:07It's pretty good.
10:09How to ruin your childhood memories with Matt Moran.
10:12That's good to hear.
10:14Mate, I reckon it's time to actually cook some dessert.
10:16What do you reckon?
10:17Oh, yum.
10:18I'm loving this show.
10:19This is a really nice show.
10:21Dessert for Ross will be his grandma Edith's rhubarb crumble.
10:25Rhubarb!
10:26Oh my gosh.
10:27I love rhubarb.
10:28My favourite food ever in the world is...
10:31The rhubarb.
10:32Rhubarb.
10:34Rhubarb just tastes bad.
10:35It's beautiful.
10:36But I'm going to do a little bit of a different spin.
10:38I'm going to use rhubarb.
10:39This reminds me of a birthday.
10:41When I was younger, about seven,
10:43they said, what do I want?
10:44I got rhubarb crumble.
10:45There's no question.
10:46It brought back some of my own memory bites.
10:48Oh, same.
10:49Of my grandmother, you know, stewing rhubarb all the time.
10:52Oh my gosh.
10:54I'm starting to cry at a cooking show.
10:56The smell of this.
10:57The best ever.
10:58Oh.
10:59Oh.
11:00Oh.
11:01Oh.
11:02Oh, this is so sad.
11:04That is extraordinary.
11:05It brings back memories.
11:06Bloody hell.
11:07It's like a metaphor for my life.
11:09This is the most beautiful show I've ever seen in my life.
11:12I thought I was going to hate it, but I absolutely love it.
11:17Oh, I think that was so good.
11:19That was so wholesome.
11:20I loved that.
11:21I love it because, you know, food, nostalgia,
11:24they go hand in hand.
11:26Oh, for sure.
11:28Are you crying because of the rhubarb or the memories?
11:30Well, I haven't had rhubarb in a long time.
11:32That's why I'm crying.
11:33I'm not crying.
11:48Oh, cheers.
11:50Oh, cutie.
11:51Oh, thank you.
11:53Oh, you're going to get me drunk, Malaya.
11:55Yeah, don't play this game with Uncle Jarrod.
11:57He's every time.
11:59This week...
12:00Oh, yes.
12:03..the Netflix sports juggernaut was back for its seventh season.
12:07Time to survive.
12:09This is such a good show.
12:10This show got me into Formula One.
12:12It's basically a behind-the-scenes look of the full F1 season.
12:15Formula One.
12:16Now, I'm not a rev head, so I'm not big into cars.
12:19Oh, my God, it's a Spice Girl.
12:21Is that Geri Halliwell?
12:22Yeah, she's married to the head guy of Red Bull.
12:26That's right, and Horner's Red Bull
12:28are coming off the back of a record-breaking 2023.
12:31The biggest winning margin ever.
12:34He's so smug.
12:35He's rich, he's married to a Spice Girl, and he wins all the time.
12:39But at the start of the 2024 season, a bombshell lands.
12:43Lewis Hamilton will leave Mercedes
12:45and join Ferrari for the 2025 season.
12:48Oh, that's huge.
12:49This was the biggest news in F1 history.
12:54Dude, he's been with them, like, his whole career.
12:57That's like the King of England being like,
12:59I reckon I'm going to be the King of Spain next week.
13:02It's like Ricky Ponting playing for the West Indies.
13:04I thought Lewis Hamilton was a famous rider.
13:07That's CS Lewis.
13:08But Lewis moving creates a problem at Ferrari.
13:11There's only two seats at a Formula One team.
13:14Oh, someone's got to go.
13:15Who's going to get kicked out of Ferrari, then?
13:17Carlos Sainz, obviously.
13:19Yep.
13:20Sad, very sad.
13:21Oh, poor Carlos.
13:22But on the eve of the first race, a bigger bombshell lands.
13:26Christian Horner is accused by a female member of Red Bull staff
13:30of controlling and coercive behaviour.
13:33HE GASPS
13:34Awkward.
13:35He's definitely lost the smugness, hasn't he?
13:37Horner pleads his innocence...
13:39I deny any accusations that have been made against me.
13:42..and is cleared by the initial investigation.
13:44The allegations have been dismissed.
13:46Dismissed!
13:48The smugness has returned.
13:50But then this happens.
13:53Got a text.
13:55Oh, everyone's phone's pinging here.
13:57Oh, wow.
13:58It's like Love Island.
13:59Oh, what's going on?
14:00A trove of texts allegedly between Mr Horner
14:03and a female colleague have been leaked online.
14:06Oh!
14:07Juicy!
14:08That contains a cache of WhatsApp messages and photographs.
14:12Photographs!
14:13And photos.
14:14Do we see it?
14:15I want to see it.
14:16Do you want me to get them up for you, Milo?
14:17Yeah, I kind of do.
14:18I've obviously premeditated...
14:20Oh, there's heaps!
14:21..to cause me the maximum amount of distraction.
14:25Who sent that? She did.
14:26That's what she's saying.
14:27There's been no confirmation or denial
14:29on whether the texts are genuine.
14:31Dude, this is so much more juicy
14:32than the first time I looked this up.
14:33I know what you're going to be doing tonight.
14:35Oh, yeah.
14:36And the morning after...
14:37Oh, is this like a bit of bring the wife out?
14:40This is a bit of show of strength.
14:42Look how awkward her face looks.
14:44Oh, no, she's got this permanent smile, hasn't she?
14:47That or the Botox has just frozen her face.
14:49Be nice.
14:50Ginger Spice becomes Scary Spice.
14:52Come on.
14:53Maybe it's like, if you want to be my lover,
14:55you've got to get with my friends.
14:56Yeah.
14:57And he's taken those lyrics literally.
14:58OK, well, that's enough bites of the jerry.
15:00It threatens to become a soap opera.
15:02It's a lot of drama in Formula One.
15:05And we haven't even done any racing yet.
15:07Oh, yeah, the racing.
15:08Well, the tour eventually ends up here.
15:11To the Australian Grand Prix!
15:13Melbourne! Yes!
15:14I love this!
15:17Formula One's on this weekend.
15:19I'm going.
15:20Are you?
15:21Yeah.
15:22Where's my invite?
15:23Clearly not in the mail.
15:25But there's still one more bombshell to come.
15:27Carlos Sainz has been diagnosed with appendicitis.
15:30He's got appendicitis.
15:32Are you actually going?
15:33Yeah.
15:34With who?
15:35With work.
15:36No.
15:37Cannot sneeze, cannot cough.
15:38How's he going to drive with that abdominal pain?
15:41Well, let's find out.
15:43Time to go racing.
15:44Vroom, vroom, here we go.
15:46What about me?
15:47You're not going, obviously.
15:50I think you've just broken his heart.
15:53Let's go!
15:54Good reaction time for Carlos Sainz.
15:56If Carlos wins this after surgery, it's huge.
15:59When did you become a Formula One expert?
16:01Just today, just now. Sit back.
16:03But he parked in the wrong way. That just happened.
16:05Oh, for stopping in front of him.
16:07Let's go get him.
16:08Step on it. Pedal to the metal.
16:10Look at this. Carlos Sainz.
16:12Oh, oh, oh.
16:13Carlos has taken over.
16:16Ferrari, take the lead.
16:18Yeah!
16:19Ferrari's in front.
16:21Yes!
16:22Sneaky dog.
16:23It's his new appendix.
16:24He's lost an appendix.
16:25If you don't replace an appendix,
16:26would you stick to Formula One and not medical things, please?
16:28And things quickly get worse for Red Bull.
16:31Fire, fire.
16:32What's going on here?
16:33Oh, my God.
16:34Look at the tyres on fire.
16:36Yeah, someone's clipped those Red Bull wings.
16:38They're not going to fix this.
16:39It's all over for Verstappen.
16:41Carlos is going to win.
16:43Yes, we have it.
16:44Whoo!
16:45Well, he's a liar.
16:46He didn't have his appendix to carry around.
16:48I always just think,
16:49what a waste of shampers at the end, though.
16:51Yeah, you'd be there like...
16:56Hold on, hold on.
16:57The dismissal of the complaint
16:58against Christian Horner was later appealed.
17:00The appeal was carried out by an independent senior lawyer
17:03who did not uphold it.
17:05So what does that mean?
17:06Christian Horner got off twice.
17:09Wow.
17:10A lot of juice on the track, so to speak.
17:13I'm still not into Formula One.
17:16No.
17:17But I love the drama.
17:19It's a maths on wheels.
17:21That's what it was.
17:22I just got an email from the F1 guys.
17:25Do you get another ticket?
17:26Here's a welcome pack.
17:27We're counting down the days.
17:28Spare ticket?
17:29We look forward to seeing you soon.
17:31Spare ticket?
17:32President Australia.
17:33Spare ticket?
17:34No.
17:35But how do I get to go with you?
17:36There's no option for that.
17:43I was told to get one of those electric standing desks.
17:46Yeah, I know the ones.
17:47Yep, so Mark and I, very proudly,
17:50built an electric desk.
17:53Ah, wait, just the two of you?
17:57How many lesbian friends did you call over?
18:02One.
18:04That looks like a lot of fun.
18:06Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
18:07It's a lot of fun.
18:08It's a lot of fun.
18:09It's a lot of fun.
18:10It's a lot of fun.
18:12That logo means...
18:14Oh, bloody animals.
18:18Bugs Life?
18:19Oh, the classic movie.
18:22Real Bugs Life.
18:23It's real Bugs Life!
18:26Yes!
18:27Yes!
18:28Yes!
18:29Yes!
18:30I love this show.
18:32Really?
18:33A tropical island paradise...
18:35Wow!
18:37...in South East Asia.
18:38This Disney Plus show takes a close-up look
18:40at all the bugs in our lives.
18:43Oh, my God, look at the bugs and insects up there, Kate.
18:46Have a look right up there.
18:48That's an absolute monster.
18:49But it's hell on Earth...
18:52...for bugs.
18:53What bug are you going to show me?
18:56Take this young hermit crab.
18:58Hermit crab, yes!
19:00It's my favourite, look.
19:01I've got one tattooed on me.
19:02Sorry, a hermit crab's not a bug.
19:04Okay, yeah, I know.
19:07Crabs aren't bugs.
19:09But hear me out.
19:10Their ancestors were among the first creatures
19:12to leave the sea,
19:14colonise land,
19:16and evolve into insects.
19:18I mean, if we're going to back it all the way back,
19:21everything's a bug.
19:22Yep.
19:23This table, that was a bug.
19:24So let's call this hermit crab
19:26a beach bug.
19:27I love crabs.
19:28They're fascinating creatures, aren't they?
19:30With a bit of ginger,
19:32garlic, chilli, steam.
19:34Calm down, not all crabs are for eating.
19:36I'm a bit itchy.
19:37Now you're giving me South East Asia.
19:39I know you didn't get it from me.
19:41But our little hermit...
19:43Is he a hermit crab because he's by himself?
19:45No, it's because he carries his home on his back
19:47in the form of a shell.
19:48Oh, the shells aren't part of them.
19:50No.
19:51Can they adapt to a different shell?
19:52Yeah, dude.
19:54A sweet new listing on the beachside property market.
19:58Oh, must be nice.
19:59At least the crabs can afford real estate.
20:01Can't relate.
20:02We also meet another kind of crab,
20:05the heavily armed fiddler crab.
20:07Fiddler crab.
20:08If you fiddled yourself with that,
20:09you'd bloody chop it off.
20:10These guys have hard protective exoskeletons.
20:13He's done a lot of fiddling.
20:15He's worked it up that much.
20:17It's not just for fighting.
20:19Obviously, he's right-handed.
20:21A female is looking for the guy
20:23with the outsized appendage.
20:25She's so shallow, isn't she?
20:27Even small nippers can do the job.
20:29The males are eager for attention.
20:32Hey, baby, over here.
20:34Hey, sweetheart, over here.
20:36Hey, baby, check out my arm over here.
20:38But before they can start fiddling,
20:40danger.
20:41Oh, no.
20:42Proboscis monkeys.
20:44Ah!
20:45What is that?
20:46These monkeys can harsh the vibe.
20:48Oi, I don't want to give it a bit of a tug.
20:52Males are particularly nosy.
20:54I don't want to squeeze it.
20:56I want to flick it.
20:58OK, how's that hurting?
21:00OK, how's that hermit crab doing?
21:02She's vulnerable.
21:04Oh, this one doesn't have a shell.
21:06It's got his soft body out.
21:08And there's danger here, too,
21:10from mudskippers.
21:12What the heck?
21:14These bug-eyed fish find scraps of algae
21:16to snack on.
21:18This looks like me with a hangover
21:20trying to get out of bed and eat.
21:22Oh!
21:24Yum!
21:26Can you eat them?
21:29Close your gob!
21:31Close your gob!
21:33Get out of here, you!
21:35Hermit manages to make it past these things.
21:39And in her quest to find a new home,
21:41stumbles upon...
21:43Oh, no way!
21:45No way!
21:47You've really got to buy in the sticks, don't you?
21:49But now she needs to make it past
21:51a fiddler crab,
21:53because no-one wants to see two crabs one cup.
21:55Run!
21:57Run, Hermie!
21:59But our little hermit crab
22:01is still homeless and alone.
22:05Aww!
22:07What a happy ending.
22:09The perfect property,
22:11back on the market.
22:13Hurry up, don't hesitate. Sign the papers and get your lease.
22:17Oh, my goodness, they're going to offer more.
22:19Go away!
22:21Go away!
22:23They have a happy shell.
22:26Go, Blue Bucket! Come on, quick!
22:28Get into that hole! Get into that hole!
22:30At last, the dream home is hers.
22:32She's got the Bondi property!
22:34Hooray!
22:36It suits her perfectly.
22:40Beautiful moment.
22:42Fireworks. They found their shell.
22:44Malik's happy.
22:46The only thing that could top this...
22:48He finds her irresistible.
22:50The hermit's about to get humpin'.
22:52How do they juicy fruit taste? Always?
22:55Unless you're a crab, who cares?
22:57Aww!
22:59I really enjoyed that.
23:01That was cute. That was so good.
23:03The animal world is so weird
23:05because it's just like human world.
23:07Everyone wants a good house and they want a hook-up.
23:09Yep, and they want a big appendage.
23:11MUSIC
23:21Hello. Hey.
23:23This guy's... This guy is such a...
23:25That door's gonna come off.
23:27Yeah, we need to get a lock.
23:29No. We need to get a new dog.
23:31This week on Paramount+.
23:33Who's this?
23:35It's Charlotte from Geordie Shore.
23:37I bloody loved Charlotte back in the day.
23:40She's still got the long Geordie Shore nails, though, doesn't she?
23:42Some things don't die.
23:44Like, it's so easy to forget, but there's actually a human
23:46with all limbs in my belly.
23:48Is she pregnant again? She is.
23:50Gosh, it's come a long way since Geordie Shore.
23:52She has.
23:54She used to be famous for pissing the bed.
23:56She did. And now she has her own TV show.
24:00Charlotte's new baby.
24:02Do we think the baby's gonna come out with lips like that?
24:04Yes. And a spray tan.
24:06We weren't exactly trying. It just happened.
24:08You do get pregnant when you're not trying.
24:10You always wear a bloody raincoat in the shower, mate.
24:12Took a total time of about 3 minutes 20.
24:14Oh, so that's Jake the Further.
24:16Where do you reckon they met? Nightclub.
24:18Absolutely nightclub.
24:20And this first step kicks off with a bit of fun.
24:22Me and Jake have decided we want to have a gender reveal.
24:24Gender reveal, of course she is.
24:26I love a good bogan gender reveal.
24:28What happened to just finding out when it pops out of your cooch?
24:30No more. It doesn't exist.
24:32After this scan, we'll be given an envelope
24:34with our baby's gender in.
24:37We didn't want to know the gender of our kids, did we?
24:39We want a surprise.
24:41It's a boy!
24:43It's a girl!
24:45Baby's heart beating.
24:47Apparently if it's over 145, it's a girl.
24:49And if it's under, it's a boy.
24:51Yes, let's ignore medical science
24:53and go with old wives tales.
24:55Of course.
24:57You know that a female's clitoris is a mini penis.
24:59That's what is left.
25:01Um, okay, sure.
25:03Anyway, Charlotte's also got another big announcement.
25:06This is our campaign shoot for the new collection.
25:08Collection of what?
25:10Me own fashion business.
25:12Oh, active wear.
25:14Oh, you can tell she's never run before.
25:16Okay, you big athlete.
25:18Wow, boobalicious.
25:20Oh, Jesus.
25:22Because I'm so impatient, I've brought this launch forward a day.
25:24Why'd you bring that forward a day?
25:26Look, it doesn't matter,
25:28but it does cause issues with the orders.
25:30My mum's going to have to go to the warehouse
25:32to double check the stock.
25:34Oh, my God, she's recruiting mum.
25:36Who knew the drama that goes on behind the scenes
25:38of Instagram shops?
25:40Tell us how many medium black flare leggings there are.
25:42Why didn't she just go there herself?
25:44This is like me at the supermarket trying to get something
25:46and you're on the phone telling me what they get
25:48and we're still getting the wrong things.
25:50You still get the wrong things.
25:52We've got loads of stock we haven't got out in here.
25:54But I hate when you go, but there were two for one.
25:56Did I ask for two? I asked for one.
25:58Specials.
26:00I don't care.
26:03Black flare legging.
26:05What, she called me?
26:07Charlotte and her mum then try
26:09to resolve the stock problem
26:11with complex mathematics.
26:1310, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 17.
26:15Oh, God. How do we count to 20?
26:17How have I just managed
26:19to do that?
26:21What, count?
26:23So, with the stock issue resolved...
26:25Now it feels like I've got the perfect chance
26:27to head off to the Maldives.
26:29Head off to the Maldives.
26:3121 items of small.
26:33A little bit of stress. Off to the Maldives.
26:35This is the family trip we've needed
26:37with our camera crew in tow.
26:39You wouldn't want to go into labour in the Maldives.
26:41The water's crystal clear. You could pop it out.
26:43It's like a baptism and a birth all in one.
26:45But it's not all smooth sailing on the family holiday.
26:47I can't believe it.
26:49Something's gone wrong.
26:51I don't think I can take the stress anymore.
26:53I've just got a message from Adam and Jamie
26:55saying they're going to be delayed.
26:57A cancelled flight!
27:00It's not that bad, guys.
27:02Second baby. It's not that emotional.
27:04It is, Mum. It's huge.
27:06Second one just comes out. No one cares.
27:08They've got the envelope with the baby's gender in.
27:10Without them, there's no gender reveal.
27:12Oh, they're doing the gender reveal there.
27:14They're the only ones with the letter.
27:16Do a zoom, baby.
27:18This is just our luck. I cannot believe this is happening.
27:20Oh, please.
27:22You're in the fricking Maldives
27:24for a gender reveal party.
27:26Third wheel problems, yeah?
27:29Yeah.
27:31Oh, my God.
27:33This TV show could have been summarised in Instagram Reel
27:35and that's about all the time it deserved.
27:37I just want to know what the gender of this baby is.
27:39I don't want to watch the next episode to find out.
27:41Just tell us.
27:43I'm sure you can Google it.
27:45I'm not that invested.
27:59What are you drawing?
28:01A pencil.
28:03A pencil. Let me see.
28:07What did you say it was?
28:09This week on the ABC...
28:11We're hitting the roads.
28:13Yep, we buckled up for a doco series
28:15that takes a look at regional Aussie towns.
28:17Backroads.
28:19Oh, where are we off to?
28:21This time on Backroads...
28:23Formula One.
28:25Joe O'Brien.
28:27Oh, that's the guy who used to be the ABC news presenter.
28:29He's a great newsreader.
28:31I don't know how he goes as a presenter.
28:33We're in Far North Queensland.
28:35Beautiful part of the world up there.
28:37Where the wheelbarrow has inspired a whole region
28:39to band together
28:41and help people in need.
28:43The Great Wheelbarrow Race.
28:45Oh, so what, they're going to race the wheelbarrow?
28:47Oh, I love this.
28:49This 140km race...
28:51140km.
28:53...starts in Mareeba.
28:56Head back to Dimboola, go to Almaden.
28:58If you hit the church, you've gone too far.
29:00And finishes in the historic town of Chilligo.
29:02Chilligo! I went to Chilligo.
29:04We went to Chilligo.
29:06There's nothing in Chilligo.
29:08I'm here to try to keep up with some of the team's racing.
29:10Jeez, how's the rig on Joe?
29:12Do you reckon he was like,
29:14hey guys, this rig is wasted on the morning TV.
29:16Let me get my pipes out.
29:18I don't think that's going to happen.
29:20The oldest team running the race is Dad's Army.
29:22Dad's Army?
29:24The team's average age
29:26is 74.
29:2874? And they're going to push a wheelbarrow?
29:30I hope the ambulance is following them.
29:32If they're not preparing for this, they're preparing for death.
29:34Don't. They're still more active than all of us on this camera.
29:36Dad's Army
29:38train at this gym in Mareeba
29:40three times a week.
29:42Look at the knee brace. These blokes are a physio's dream.
29:44How many injuries do you think that team's going to have?
29:46They're going to have or already got?
29:48There's a lot of kilometres
29:50to run over the coming days.
29:53Joe O'Brien doesn't like sleeves, does he?
29:55Sorry, I'm quitting breakfast.
29:57Frank Theelan, otherwise known
29:59as The Fossil
30:01at the sprightly age
30:03of 86
30:05is leading the charge.
30:0786? What are these guys having for breakfast?
30:09Dad's Army get a head start
30:11on some of the younger teams
30:13like this trio of mates
30:15Flynn, Kobe and Dan.
30:17Wow, that looks like you're our picture.
30:19Hey!
30:22They're racing to honour a beloved friend
30:24Missy Clarkson.
30:26I love how the community have come together
30:28for different causes like this.
30:30Ange is their team manager
30:32and Missy's mum.
30:34Missy was diagnosed with leukaemia
30:36when she was just nine years old.
30:38So sad.
30:40So young.
30:42It's not fair.
30:44Missy's illness meant she had to have
30:46a bone marrow transplant.
30:48Oh wow.
30:50She helped start Missy's Donors
30:52and her community rallied
30:54around her.
30:56But in 2020, the cancer was back.
30:58Oh man.
31:00The very last thing to her was I said
31:02I love you. She went I love you too
31:04because she was very tired.
31:06She said I love you too mummy
31:08and then two days later passed away.
31:10Missy was only 13
31:12when she died.
31:14Far out. Life cut short.
31:16I can't imagine that as a mum.
31:19Her family and friends have carried
31:21on the work of Missy's Donors.
31:23This is just FNQ at it's best.
31:27Missy's Donors
31:29want to be the fastest
31:31team of three that's ever
31:33run the race.
31:35Imagine the tan line.
31:37I reckon they've got to be contenders
31:39for best dressed.
31:41Tell you what man, you'd have some serious chafe.
31:43Team members take turns
31:45pushing the wheelbarrow.
31:47How's the pace of the boys?
31:49They've got three days
31:51of this.
31:53They're not exactly on a back road are they?
31:55They're on a major highway.
31:57And it does not look easy.
31:59He's overtaking the car.
32:01These old meat and potatoes
32:03are getting a workout aren't they?
32:05You might need to be just a little bit nuts.
32:07Well we can see he's nuts.
32:09The Missy's Donors boys
32:11are sprinting to the finish line.
32:13That's it baby.
32:16Good job boys.
32:18Missy would be proud of them.
32:20Why do they mean so much to you?
32:22Because they love my Missy
32:24and she loves them.
32:26I'm just thankful the universe has them
32:28because they're good humans.
32:30Dad's army have made it to Chilligo.
32:32The boys are going to
32:34knock the top off a couple of
32:36froth dogs aren't they?
32:38Not only do Missy's Donors win their category
32:40they're the new record holders.
32:42They got the record.
32:45Oh they're getting back into their budgies.
32:51That is the biggest
32:53Aussie spirit thing ever with a wheelbarrow.
32:55If you didn't love that
32:57you don't have a heart.
32:59It's nice to get back to our country roots.
33:01Bro when you do a tip run
33:03I was driving on the tip
33:05it felt so nostalgic
33:07because remember when you were a kid
33:09your dad takes you to the tip
33:11he lets you get on his knee
33:13and drive the car and stuff
33:15so I was in the tip and I was like
33:17I love this place.
33:19See I got traumatic experiences from that
33:21because my dad used to try to throw me in.
33:23So I was in the tip
33:25and I was like I love this place.
33:27See I got traumatic experiences from that
33:30again.
33:32For millennia
33:34humanity has pondered big questions
33:36Is there a God?
33:38Is there life after death?
33:40But right now we seem stuck on the question
33:42Is it cake?
33:44Is it cake?
33:46Is it cake?
33:48Is it cake?
33:50That's right
33:52for three seasons now
33:54Netflix has repeated the question
33:56Is it cake?
33:58Is it cake?
34:00Is it cake?
34:02Is it cake?
34:04No matter how many times you say it
34:06it's over fun still.
34:08This is fun
34:10because we have to guess
34:12Is it cake or is it not cake?
34:14And I'm pretty good at guessing cakes.
34:16And now that we've established the format
34:18How has this show got multiple seasons?
34:20The theme for tonight
34:22Ready to think if it's cake or not
34:24in pirate mode?
34:27So is he a cake?
34:29The host? No they're not that good
34:31But one thing on this stage is a cake
34:33You will have 30 seconds
34:35to find the cake
34:37I just don't understand the point of this
34:39Eh you'll come around
34:41Oh my god what do you think is cake? The parrot's cake?
34:43Yeah the anchor's cake, that's cake
34:45That is 100% cake, the binoculars
34:47Told ya, it's addictive isn't it?
34:49I think the barrel's cake
34:51The rope's cake obviously
34:53Alright calm down, other people want to play
34:56Oh it could be
34:58No you've already said it
35:0010 seconds bakers
35:02I'm putting me balls on the line here Lee
35:04Oh god
35:06Let's see who found a cake
35:08You wrote
35:10Telescope
35:12It's cakey
35:14Oh it's not
35:16Not cake
35:18I thought it was cake
35:20It's hard to tell, such is the drama of Is It Cake?
35:22What about this canon
35:24This canon is cakey to you
35:26The sighting, of all the wood it looked the least
35:28real wood
35:30That's what I said
35:32You said the balls
35:34But the canon balls go with the canon
35:36No, they're separate
35:38Let's see if this canon is cake
35:40I don't think it is actually
35:42Oh
35:44Oh it is
35:46Keith it's not the balls
35:48It's the same thing
35:50No it's not
35:53Unless he chops one of those balls
35:55No
35:57It's time to bake
35:59Next the contestants have to make a cake
36:01to look like the things that aren't cake
36:03Can we just get to the part where we guess if it's cake or not cake
36:05No one cares about the making part
36:07Yeah I just want it to be the bubbles
36:09Okay judges
36:11We'll be presenting each cake
36:13Alongside two decoys
36:15Julie made a
36:17Pirate hat
36:19You have one job
36:21Alright three cakes
36:23No not three cakes
36:25There's three cakes but you gotta pick which one's the real cake
36:27They look the same
36:29No there's not gonna be three cakes
36:31You said there's gonna be the cake and two decoys
36:33That's right
36:35No I'm saying but three things that look like cake
36:37Yes
36:39That can't be cake
36:41That also can't be cake
36:43I feel like that's a hat
36:45That also can't be cake
36:47One of them has to be
36:50One, two, three, two
36:52One, two, three, two
36:58Number three
37:00One
37:02Time's up
37:04Let's see if you're right
37:06Is it cake?
37:08That is not cake
37:10Cake
37:12Told ya
37:14Number one
37:17Yes and the pineapple
37:19He's waiting for a high five
37:21Yes
37:23That was so sad
37:25Timmy made a spy glass
37:27Number one
37:29That looks nothing like a cake
37:31Number two I see brass
37:33That looks nothing like a cake
37:35But look at number three
37:37That looks nothing like a cake
37:39You do get the format right
37:41How are these cakes?
37:43You have to be at such a low ebb in your life to enjoy this
37:45Yeah I love this show
37:47Number three is kind of like a slope down a little bit
37:49See three isn't straight the whole way
37:51Yes you're right
37:53Number three
37:55This one I can't tell
37:57I should have worn my contacts
37:59Oh my god we have a judge on there who can't see
38:01What are we doing?
38:03The only requirement for being a judge
38:05is being able to see
38:07Is it cake?
38:09Nothing is bent
38:11Yeah this is definitely cake
38:14It's real
38:16Because the judges were unable to spot
38:18Timmy's cake
38:20Oh my god
38:22Oh my gosh
38:24The cake looks more real
38:26than the real one
38:28He's booked himself a ticket to the finals
38:30Timmy
38:32Where we'll once again ask
38:34Is it cake baby?
38:36Congratulations
38:38Is it cake?
38:40For now
38:42I really enjoyed the show
38:44I'm not cake
38:46I think that show proves
38:48that we are at the end of television
38:50You know when they say the bottom of the barrel
38:52It's cake
39:07Can we talk about the aggression of massage chairs
39:09at a nail salon?
39:11They shake it into Mars
39:13and then they try to hold my feet still
39:15And you're also getting tickled so you're holding
39:17So good you're going
39:23Why is there a naked man running across the street
39:25with blood out of his face and a bag on his head?
39:27What the hell?
39:33What the heck?
39:37Deli boys
39:39Deli boys
39:41I think we're talking like delicatessen boys
39:43We are talking delicatessen boys
39:45Oh like bodega style
39:47This Disney Plus show is the story
39:49of two Pakistani brothers
39:51Raj
39:53Hello
39:55And Mia
39:57Who are the heirs to Darko
39:59Their father's deli store empire
40:01This is succession for delis
40:03You did it Baba
40:05You are living proof that seeing opportunity
40:07They're living a bit differently hey
40:09There's one son who does everything right
40:11and one son who does everything wrong
40:13One's doing performance reviews
40:15the other one's doing Kama Sutra
40:17Baba Dar wants to expand
40:19from delis to golf courses
40:21Hello boys
40:23Baba
40:25That's me baby
40:27You got the same hairline done
40:29We're going from coffee cups to champagne flutes boys
40:31Yeah we are
40:33Woo
40:35You did it Baba
40:37You are living proof
40:39Oh
40:41Oh no
40:43That's a hole in one
40:51I won't be going to a bloody golf course
40:53no more
40:57Oh my god he died
40:59That's a bit of a shock wouldn't it be
41:01This is not a documentary just to let you know
41:03With Baba gone, younger brother Mia
41:05is keen to fill the CEO position
41:07I'm here to tell you
41:09exactly why I am the new CEO
41:11of Darko. First things first
41:13I've been told I exude strong little brother energy
41:15FBI
41:17Oh no they're doing some dodgy shit
41:19Darko's been implicated with two decades of
41:21scamming government programs, tax fraud
41:23and false insurance claims
41:25They've been defrauding the government for 20 years
41:27But surely the boys can't go down right
41:29because they weren't involved
41:31Shockingly neither of you has one single
41:33incriminating email
41:35Raj that includes the 247,000
41:37unread messages in your inbox
41:39I have an email address?
41:41The FBI seizes all
41:43of the brothers belongings
41:45All the accounts are locked
41:47Even the personal ones associated with Darko
41:49So they've had a pretty charm life until now
41:51Please let me take care of my life
41:53and you can take care of your orgy cabal
41:55Oh my god my orgy cabal
41:57Hahaha
41:59It was funnier when they took your shit
42:01It's so weird to have a bath in the middle of the room
42:03Maybe not for an orgy house though
42:05He was literally living in a basement, unlike Ethan
42:07You're 37 still in your mum's house
42:09No no no
42:11You're a moron
42:13Me? You were in there every day and you didn't see any of this
42:15You're the moron
42:17You're the moron
42:19No you are
42:21Arguably they're both morons
42:23They're both morons
42:25The younger brother Mir tracks down the one thing
42:27not seized by the authorities
42:29This is the only ABC deli
42:31not registered to Darko
42:33So they've lost every part of the business except for the deli
42:35So that's all they have left
42:37It's not much but it's a start
42:39Now you gotta start from the bottom again
42:41Woah
42:43What the hell
42:45What's going on?
42:47They're taking shit and they left
42:49Shit
42:51This is not good
42:53What
42:55Boys, what are you doing here?
42:57Big boss is here
42:59That's either the sister, the mother or the auntie or the cousin
43:01It's the auntie
43:03Oh shit
43:07Look auntie, do you guys know each other or something?
43:09What the hell's going on here?
43:11Yeah, what is this vibe here?
43:15Oh
43:17What?
43:19She just shot him in the head
43:21Oh there goes doing it the clean way
43:25I wanna know what's going on here
43:27I wanna know too
43:29Things at Darko, they go way beyond financial crimes
43:33This is what is happening in the background
43:35The deli's not serving salami and prosciutto
43:37It's serving cocaine
43:39Baba was a drug lord
43:41Oh my god
43:43We'll deal with the body tomorrow
43:45In the meantime, bag him up
43:47I feel like you should do it before rigor mortis kicks in but that's just my opinion
43:51Is this the guy that is running in the beginning with the bleeding head?
43:55In the fridge with the soft drink
43:57Oh shit, he's alive
43:59That was a lot of blood for someone who's not dead
44:01Oh yes
44:03Look, when the show started, that's him
44:05Oh so she shot him but he didn't die
44:11Full circle, it makes sense now
44:15That was awesome
44:17I am in for this show
44:19Why was that so much better than I thought it was going to be?
44:21I reckon we should watch episode 2 of that
44:23That was great
44:25Let's get going
44:41You know how I was telling you
44:43When you use the toaster, the dial numbers
44:45Indicate how many minutes
44:47Yes, correct
44:49So I tested it
44:51Complete BS
44:53How much time do you have on your hands?
44:55A lot because I did it twice
45:01This program examines dermatological conditions
45:03And the procedures involved with treating them
45:05We know what that means
45:07Oh, Dr Pimple Popper
45:09Yes, show me something disgusting
45:11Okay, let's meet our first patient
45:13My name is James
45:15What have you got, James?
45:17Where is it?
45:19Is that what I think it is?
45:21That looks like a massive
45:23Lower abdomen
45:25Bro, that's his bums!
45:27No, it's not
45:29When I was 8 years old, I had a baseball injury
45:31I had to have surgery and they cut me
45:33It developed like these little bums
45:35Oh my god, stop playing with the nodules
45:37The next girl that popped up
45:39He's got another one
45:41Oh god lord
45:43He's got full broccoli on his leg
45:45A lot of deep crevices in it
45:47You just want to pick at it like popcorn
45:49No, I don't
45:51I don't think I'll eat the rest of my biscuits
45:53My growths are a mystery
45:55Oh, you need Dr Pimple Popper
45:57Well, hello
45:59Hello, Dr Sandra Lee
46:01What's going on? You look pretty good to me
46:03Wait till he takes his pants off, Doc
46:05Check out this big boy bull
46:07The things this woman has put her hands on
46:09I have no idea
46:11what sort of diagnosis
46:13this is
46:15Everyone stop playing with it and do something about it
46:17Let's take a biopsy
46:19Here we go
46:21I'm going to take two samples here. I'm going to take one from his abdomen
46:23and one from the big growth on his leg
46:25She cut a whole one of those grapes off
46:27Don't ruin grapes for me, Leanne
46:29And when the biopsy comes back
46:31You have lymphedema
46:33Oh no
46:35What's that?
46:37A build up of lymph fluid in the body
46:39Oh
46:41Poor thing
46:43You're getting waterlogged skin, essentially
46:45Oh dear
46:47Can we fix it?
46:49Unfortunately, this is not something that I'm able to directly treat
46:51Oh my gosh
46:53The lymphatic system has to be fixed first
46:55for all of this to come down
46:57This is not an easy fix
46:59Even though Dr Lee wasn't able to cut things off
47:01I am extremely excited
47:03with the information that she's given me
47:05Well, that's disappointing
47:07You've got answers about what it is
47:09Yeah
47:11Well, let's see if Dr Lee has more luck helping her next patient
47:13Is that a hearse?
47:15I'm Jerry, I'm 58
47:17Jerry looks like he is dead, that's why he drives a hearse
47:19I'm a funeral director
47:21I'm also the former lead singer for the band Icon
47:23Rockstar slash funeral director
47:25It's a combo deal
47:27We did a lot of touring of the states
47:29We did shows with Bon Jovi
47:31It's been a ride
47:33I've never heard of this
47:35I went on tour and I noticed a small lump
47:37Six months later, it's this size
47:39Oh, he's got a neck nut
47:41Lipoma
47:43Oh yeah, classic lipoma
47:45Oh, that's so sick
47:47Close to 30 years later, it's still the same size
47:4930 years he's headed there
47:51Bro's been living on a prayer since 94
47:53I want to get this lump removed now
47:55because there's a record label that wants me to go back on tour
47:57Who wants you to go on tour, Jerry?
47:59You're just about dead
48:01Oh, here we go
48:03Here we go, here we go
48:05I don't know whether this is a cyst or a lipoma
48:07as I begin
48:09I'm going to take a little peek
48:11Peek-a-boo
48:13It's a cyst
48:15Oh, you know what that means with a cyst?
48:17She's going to squeeze it
48:19Oh my god
48:21It's ricotta
48:23It's like porridge
48:25This one is porridge
48:27Oh, I said porridge
48:29This is my breakfast as well
48:31Why can I not stop watching?
48:33I've drained all the porridge-like contents
48:35out of this cyst
48:37and so now I'm just left with an empty sack
48:41I love it when she cuts the last little bit of the sack off
48:43That's my favourite moment
48:45I love that
48:47Oh, it's out, it's out
48:49I'm never eating an oyster again
48:51Wow
48:53That's crazy
48:55Oh, he looks so much better
48:57It looks like he got bitten by a vampire
49:03A song for Dr Pimple Popper
49:09I see why he hasn't been on tour for a while
49:11Stick to funeral services
49:15What a show
49:17What a show
49:19That warning wasn't enough
49:21This show is supposed to be about pimples
49:23These are not pimples
49:27These are pimples
49:29These are pimples
49:31These are pimples
49:33These are pimples
49:35These are pimples
49:37These are pimples
49:39These are pimples
49:41These are pimples
49:43These are pimples
49:45These are pimples
49:47These are pimples
49:49These are pimples
49:51These are pimples
49:53These are pimples