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00:00What's going on?
00:01You're dying.
00:03And it deserves a last drink.
00:09You better get me the next one or I'm gonna kill you.
00:14Why does a guy who's on death row suddenly try to off himself?
00:20I know you drank that copier fluid.
00:22I had to take control of something, right?
00:25When I die.
00:26Man, I told you.
00:28It's $23,000.
00:29I don't know.
00:30Look, here's the good news.
00:33The copier fluid you drank contains about 90% methanol.
00:37Which is very poisonous.
00:39And you took more than enough to kill yourself.
00:42The bad news is, the alcohol you just drank contains so much ethanol
00:47that it's gonna bind that nasty formic acid rampaging through your body.
00:52Hence, you're just gonna pee it out.
00:54Man, you are drunk.
00:56Yes, I am.
00:58I also saved your life.