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00:00Today we have a couple things going for us. We got a new machine with a new theme.
00:04I like winning on new machines. I saw a friend of mine win $100,000 on this machine.
00:10Why not us? Why not now?
00:13Ultimate Fast Cash Golden Pyramids.
00:16Ooh, pyramid deal, huh?
00:1850 lines or 25 lines? What do you think?
00:22Uh, 25?
00:25Ooh, the Fast Cash is all the way across.
00:28Wait. There you go.
00:31So that's 25 lines?
00:33Yeah. So it looks like the pyramids are the free game symbol.
00:36You need four of the balls or three of the pyramids.
00:39Or this thing to just go boom and pay. It just does it randomly.
00:43Or you need, yeah, four.
00:46It pays randomly a lot, I've noticed.
00:48Yeah, most of the time it feels like it, right?
00:50Yeah.
00:51So you, oh, never mind.
00:52Inage is $3,000.
00:54We've only got the four a few times.
00:57Naturally?
00:58Yeah, naturally. Naturally.
01:01And NG recently, he got the thing that went across with the miner,
01:06and the miner split into four for $100,000.
01:09So that would split to $10,000. That'd be good.
01:12Very cool.
01:14Yeah. That was what inspired me.
01:18Well, the only thing was he was down $190,000 when he hit it.
01:22That was, yeah.
01:24Gambling often goes that way, doesn't it?
01:27These big hits and they don't quite bring you back.
01:29Thank God he did.
01:31Yeah. Nope.
01:35Oh, thought we had it.
01:39I thought you were going to break out into rhyme.
01:41You were like, new machine, new theme, it's my dream.
01:43Yeah, I did.
01:44Let's go team.
01:46I could do it over.
01:48We're going to get the super fast cash. We never had it.
01:51We never have gotten that, have we?
01:52Oh, here we go again.
01:55Oh.
01:59Yeah.
02:01You think this is the same thing with the doors or is it different?
02:04I bet you it's different.
02:06It is just $3,000. Is that correct?
02:08That is the correct image.
02:11Doors it looks like.
02:12Wow.
02:13That was a little late.
02:15There you go. Now you're logging.
02:17Pulse.
02:18Blocker.
02:19Scarabs.
02:21Pulse.
02:24Bulls.
02:26Man.
02:27Just keep yelling bulls.
02:29Yeah, bulls.
02:31It's going to be bulls one of these times.
02:33I bet you you'll get what you want.
02:34Bulls.
02:35What a sando.
02:38Wow.
02:40That's like the worst I've ever seen in my life.
02:42That was a great bonus.
02:44Yeah, WBG must have liked it.
02:46I bet it had a lot of potential.
02:48Why must I have liked it?
02:51Because you like those bonuses where you get absolutely nothing,
02:53that means it has a lot of potential.
02:55Like Grand Legends when you first got the zero bonus,
02:57you said that was a great bonus.
02:58Well, it wasn't because it was a zero bonus.
03:00That's not what made it good.
03:01Oh, I thought it was.
03:03Because it was so volatile that if it had gone the other direction,
03:07it could have been used.
03:08That's what I thought you meant.
03:09I got you.
03:10Yeah, you saw the potential, right?
03:12Yeah, but it wasn't because it was a zero bonus.
03:15It could have been a massive bonus.
03:19It's not the same thing.
03:22Don't get defensive there, WBG.
03:24I thought you were implying that I like to lose.
03:26Oh, God.
03:27Everybody knows I don't.
03:28I would never imply that.
03:29No, never.
03:30I would say it outright.
03:31Yeah, exactly.
03:34Well, of course you don't like to lose,
03:35but you sure don't get upset about it because you're too mature.
03:39Very zen, I would say.
03:41Yeah, like Golden…
03:44Wait, what's Confucius…
03:47He says?
03:48What does he say?
03:49No, I'm trying to think.
03:50What's a zen machine?
03:51Like a zen theme?
03:54Phoenix Link?
03:55Confucius said?
03:56Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.
03:58Phoenix Link.
04:00You have to be zen to play that game.
04:02We just lose 40,000 on it a lot.
04:04Sometimes when the thing's all the way across, it takes a while.
04:08And a lot of times right at the beginning it hits.
04:10So this perceived progression is just out the window in my book on this machine.
04:14It means nothing.
04:15It moves really fast until it gets to the end, and then it stops on a dime.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Oh, we got it.
04:24That thing owes us.
04:29All right, 2,000 down.
04:31Let's go.
04:32Turn it around, people.
04:39Oh, a little something-something.
04:41180.
04:47Do you think we're going to get anything?
04:51Game time.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Would you hit machine?
04:54Come on.
04:57Oh, there we go.
05:01Oh, there we don't go.
05:03What percentage of the time do you think that hits?
05:07I'm sweating the last one.
05:09One in five?
05:10Yeah, five, six.
05:11Six was going to be my guess.
05:12Something like that.
05:17Bonus frequency is pretty good on this game, on the other games that we played.
05:21Except for on the Dolphin Collection.
05:24All right, we're getting close to six now.
05:27You think they make it more difficult on Corpus?
05:31On Corpus.
05:34Come on.
05:44Maybe we're not betting enough.
05:46That could be the problem.
05:49We're under-betting the machine.
05:52Under-betting.
05:54So, Matt, you've talked about over-betting a machine.
05:56Is it also possible to under-bet a machine?
05:59Yes.
06:01Speaking of that, the enemy is 6,000, by the way.
06:04Yeah, we need to bet more if we want to win.
06:11Oh.
06:15A lot of blockers there.
06:20This also might be a case of a bad bonus curse.
06:23Maybe we should try switching machines.
06:25All right, let's do it.
06:26Fresh start with Mariachi Bonita.
06:29Now that was a sando.
06:34This makes me want chips and salsa.
06:36Perhaps one of the world's most perfect foods.
06:39I cannot resist chips and salsa.
06:41It's my kryptonite. I love it.
06:43I can't either, and chips are not great for you.
06:45But I was actually discussing this with a friend earlier.
06:48Salsa has to be one of the best tasting, healthiest foods on the planet.
06:51It's all just like tomato and onion, right?
06:53Yeah, it's fantastic.
06:55Maybe some jalapeno?
06:57Yeah.
06:59Good for you.
07:01Oh, there we go.
07:03Now we're logging.
07:05Let's get it.
07:07Juegos gratis.
07:09All right, one more chance.
07:11Boom.
07:13Oh.
07:15I thought we had it.
07:17You know, you were saying you don't think I mind losing or I'm used to it.
07:21Uh-huh.
07:23And how it has to do with each one of our equanimity.
07:29Yeah?
07:31You were talking about.
07:33Uh-huh.
07:35You know how you can tell our similarities on that front between, let's say, you and me?
07:37How?
07:39We could just draw up a zen diagram.
07:41There you go.
07:43I love your jokes.
07:45That one was a bit of a stretch, though.
07:47A big stretch.
07:49I was serious.
07:51Like a vent diagram.
07:53Oh, a vent.
07:55Yeah, I don't know what that is either, but I knew what he meant.
07:57Yeah, the two circles that overlap and the area in the middle.
07:59Ah, okay.
08:03We need to start winning.
08:05We're $6,000.
08:07We're doing one of those starting with our heels on our heels again here.
08:09Starting with our heels on our heels?
08:11You know what I meant.
08:13I know what you meant.
08:15We'd rather be on the balls of our feet than the heels.
08:17Yeah.
08:19Yeah.
08:25I like the little puppy.
08:35Do you think she's related to...
08:37What is it? Chica Bonita?
08:39Oh, the Chica Bonita from Lightning League.
08:41I always get wrecked on Chica Bonita.
08:43I don't think I've ever won anything on that game.
08:45Maybe it's something to do with this.
08:49This is kind of a chips and salsa theme.
08:51Isn't there a restaurant in Vegas
08:53that called that?
08:55I don't know that.
08:59There may have been at one point.
09:05I guess betting more didn't help either.
09:07Come on.
09:11If it ever comes back, I'll take you there, WBG.
09:15I think this needs to move along.
09:17Where do you come out on tacos?
09:19Come on.
09:25Oh my goodness.
09:27You got this, idiot.
09:31We got to get something, don't you think?
09:33I would think, yeah.
09:35There's something.
09:37I think we'll get something on this and we'll go back
09:39and get it on the other one.
09:41The advantage is 9,000.
09:45Hopefully she warms up.
09:51Wow, that was a good one.
09:55So if you trigger
09:57the bonus meter
09:59with one coin, it always splits?
10:01Yeah, it splits into four of the same coin.
10:03And if...
10:05What happens if you have two of the triggers?
10:07That would be good.
10:09It picks one of them.
10:11Well, I would hope it would have picked the 3,750
10:13in that case.
10:15I feel very strongly that we will get the coins
10:17before the free games.
10:19Does anyone care to take the other side of a wager on that?
10:21Absolutely.
10:23$200? Sounds good.
10:25Excellent.
10:27You feel it's free games or you feel it's coins?
10:29I feel coins.
10:31That's what I said, right?
10:33That's what you said.
10:35Free games looks like a party.
10:39Yeah.
10:43Do you think the luck has arrived yet or get four?
10:47I noticed an accordion there.
10:49I did not think of that as being real
10:51Mexican music.
10:53I mean, it could be Spanish
10:55or Hispanic in some way.
10:57I mean,
10:59in mariachi bands,
11:01don't...
11:03Maybe Ranchero music has it?
11:05Maybe.
11:07I don't know.
11:09It doesn't seem that out of place to me,
11:11but I'm no expert.
11:13I think of it as being
11:15cool.
11:19Are you thinking of polka music?
11:21Yeah.
11:23I like polka music.
11:25Do you remember
11:27John Candy's character
11:29on Second City?
11:31Also in Home Alone,
11:33he was in the polka band.
11:35You used to hitch a ride with him, right?
11:37Yep.
11:39He was the best, wasn't he, John Candy?
11:41He was in every movie for a decade or so.
11:43That guy had so many movies.
11:45Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
11:47So many good movies.
11:49Oh, Mini Mini Mini.
11:51Was he in Stripes?
11:53Yeah.
11:55He seemed like a real nice guy, too.
11:59How can you have a name like Candy
12:01and not be nice?
12:03The Candyman
12:05Can.
12:13Interesting.
12:15You never would have dreamed over time
12:17that old Kieran Culkin would pass
12:19Macaulay Culkin.
12:21Now he's winning Academy Awards
12:23and in all kinds of good series.
12:25Is that right?
12:27He was just the also-ran
12:29brother there for the longest time.
12:31Now he's, I think, the more famous of the two.
12:33Do you think that Macaulay would be all alone
12:35in that category?
12:37Yeah, he'd be all alone in that category.
12:39This is bad.
12:41It is bad.
12:43Really bad.
12:45I know we've had some good runs on this game,
12:47but this is how I always feel like this game is going to go.
12:49The fast cash.
12:51You lose cash fast. Is that what it is?
12:53I think that's what the name means, yeah.
12:55Unbelievable.
12:57Winner!
13:01Winner!
13:05Alright, we're going to put another $6,000 in Baccarat.
13:07So that'll be $15,000.
13:09That was ultimate fast
13:11Sando right there.
13:13We got wrecked faster than
13:15a speeding bullet.
13:17$9,000 down, $6,000 on Baccarat.
13:19We're going to have to just get a little banker streak here.
13:21It looks like it's been three players in a row.
13:23So now three bankers in a row. Let's go.
13:25You got this, Vegas, man. I believe in you.
13:27But what is the goal?
13:29If we win $4,000, so we're only down $5,000.
13:31That's a more manageable amount.
13:33What's a good way to win $4,000?
13:35Maybe win a few in a row and double them up?
13:37Sure.
13:39Alright, let's go. Banker hand, $1,000.
13:45Oh, sorry.
13:47Not the best start.
13:49Oh, good finish.
13:51Should have had it all.
13:53I should have.
13:55Alright.
13:57Oh, she's got the table markers
13:59for the commission.
14:01Alright.
14:03This could be dangerous because you could lose all your money
14:05and, oh, you owe us $500 in commission.
14:07I wonder if casinos ever have a hard time collecting on the commission.
14:09Oh, for sure they do. I've seen it.
14:11Oh, have you?
14:13They should have a policy where you aren't allowed to wager your remaining chips.
14:15Okay, same as last time.
14:17Right here.
14:19Five.
14:21Alright, halfway.
14:23Five and the dealer has a six.
14:25We lose, right?
14:27No, we get a small card and we win.
14:29Oh, that's not the good card.
14:31Oh, bummer.
14:33So we're down $1,000 on Baccarat.
14:35I tried.
14:37Oh, yeah, don't forget about the $50.
14:39No, we don't want them to beat us up because we have the commission.
14:41I was walking through high limit.
14:43We just got to win a couple in a row.
14:45Is that what you were trying to do?
14:47I was trying to win a couple in a row.
14:49It's a streaky game.
14:51I see.
14:53Oh, I always just look at it myself.
14:55I get...
14:57Seven's respectable.
14:59Zero.
15:01Oh, barbecue.
15:03Alright.
15:05So your theory is...
15:07Now we're even.
15:09We're down $100.
15:11So my theory was going to be try to win a couple in a row.
15:13What is your theory?
15:15No, I like it. $2,000. Let's go.
15:17Well, let's see if I'm right.
15:21Alright.
15:23This has been working so far. How about a $6,000?
15:25Yeah.
15:27Oh, no $6,000. I got $3,000.
15:29You got $5,000.
15:31Card for each?
15:33You got $5,000.
15:35Alright, we need to improve.
15:37Lot of options for us to win here.
15:39Tie ball game.
15:41Oh, I bet about $1,000 on tie.
15:43Is it too late to do that?
15:45Probably.
15:47Yeah, they don't like that.
15:49I got a natural here, Matt.
15:51A natural. $8,000 or $9,000?
15:53Yeah.
15:55Like the specific ocean.
15:57$5,000.
15:59$3,000.
16:01I got $3,000.
16:03What do you have? $7,000 and $6,000.
16:05$6,000 to $3,000. I need to improve again.
16:07You can do it.
16:09No, I can't.
16:11Let me try my strategy.
16:13My theory didn't work so good.
16:15I'm interested to see your strategy.
16:17Is it better at all?
16:19No.
16:21I just think we're going to get more banker hands
16:23than we are player hands.
16:25Can I see one of yours, please?
16:27I like that part of the strategy.
16:29Oh, look at that.
16:31Let's see your other one.
16:33Ace.
16:35Oh, that one hurts.
16:37Brutal.
16:39Now we got to save some ammo.
16:41Let's do $1,000.
16:47Having a little rocky start today.
16:49Yeah, very.
16:51A few more hands left.
16:53Let's see one of yours.
16:55Okay.
16:57Oops, sorry. Can I see your other one?
17:01Good thing I left a little bit behind.
17:03This reminds me of blackjack.
17:07Okay, one more hand.
17:09Better at all.
17:11Don't forget, we still owe $100 commission.
17:13That is brutal.
17:15Two natural nines for player.
17:17That is crazy.
17:19Three players in a row. Let's see one of yours.
17:23Okay.
17:25$0-0, go ahead.
17:27All right.
17:29$0-0, $0-0.
17:31High card that's not a 10 wins.
17:33Ace is low. Go ahead.
17:35That's pretty good.
17:37The new Huff & Puff
17:39is going to have to be very good to us.
17:41The image is $20,000.
17:43We got this.
17:45That's a $9,000 major.
17:47Hey, look at that.
17:49Did we get it?
17:51It sounded good.
17:53Thought we had a first spin
17:55Johnson. That would have turned the mood around.
17:57Is this one got weak wide pays?
17:59We just got a bunch of big business
18:01paying it.
18:03It's only three of a kind though.
18:05It was like 18 ways or something.
18:07Oh, two, two, two.
18:09Oh, you bastard.
18:11Yeah.
18:13They do that a lot.
18:15They give you five a lot just in a more creative way.
18:19You should make that the tagline
18:21of all the Huff & Puff sequels.
18:23No way.
18:25But thank you for the nice little graphic.
18:27I think what you're trying to say is
18:29they give you five in a lot of ways.
18:31That's what he said.
18:35He said slightly different.
18:37I got it.
18:39I was trying to just
18:41have it say five a lot.
18:43Don't worry about it,
18:45focus on building this bankroll.
18:47Yeah, believe me.
18:49The image is 5,000 here,
18:5120,000 altogether.
18:53Is that what you said? Yeah.
18:55Let's pretend
18:57the first 15,000
18:59didn't happen.
19:01Let's just win 15,000 on this somehow.
19:03Major.
19:059,000 of it.
19:07How hard can that be?
19:09You've had a major on Huff & Puff, haven't you?
19:11I have, a couple of times.
19:13I have too.
19:15Didn't we do a stream one time?
19:17Yeah, we did.
19:19Going until we get it, yeah.
19:21Matt said forget it, went to dinner
19:23about three quarters of the way through.
19:25Oh, that was just ridiculous.
19:27Yeah, it was bad.
19:29But we did get it.
19:31You guys didn't give up.
19:35How much did you lose?
19:37Thousands of dollars, I'm sure.
19:3913,000, I think.
19:41I think we were at 25,000
19:43and it paid like 9,000.
19:45Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.
19:51I forget what we're trying to get here.
19:53Six hats. Green ones, preferably.
19:55Oh, that's right.
19:57The green ones have the buzzsaw-y
19:59feel to them.
20:01The super saw.
20:09He's got a full screen of jackhammers.
20:21Oh, EJ with the sneaky
20:23uppage of the bet.
20:25Come on, we're due for a bonus, gentlemen.
20:27I don't know if we're going to get it.
20:29It's going to be a massive.
20:31We are very due.
20:33That wasn't even a winner.
20:35All right.
20:37All of them.
20:39It has to be all of them.
20:41Not even close.
20:43We've had it do
20:45more than just one pump before.
20:47Oh, yeah.
20:53You know, it's interesting
20:55how everything happens.
20:57Based on the look on EJ's face,
21:01you know what's going to happen here.
21:03We're just going to get smoked.
21:05This money, we might as well say goodbye to it right now.
21:07I'm holding out hope.
21:09The question is, what do you do when you're down
21:1120 grand in two minutes?
21:17I don't have a real good plan
21:19for winning 20 grand back.
21:21When the numbers get big,
21:23it's easier to make a comeback.
21:25They sure got big fast today.
21:27I don't know what happened.
21:29I think the answer to your question is, Matt,
21:31you just set a very reasonable goal of
21:33let's try to win part of it back.
21:35Make it better than we're currently at.
21:37I think the goal should be to get a bonus,
21:39but that doesn't seem super likely.
21:41You seem to resign to the fact
21:43that we just can't get it, EJ.
21:45No, I...
21:47You sort of feel
21:49that a day is going to go that way sometimes.
21:51Yeah, I get it.
21:53What do you think happens first?
21:55Are you feeling that it's going to happen that way?
21:57It's happening, and then you realize
21:59it's just going to keep happening more.
22:05It's not fun when that happens.
22:09Two!
22:11It has to be.
22:13They always do that.
22:15That's a very clever way to give us five.
22:17Thank you for the animation.
22:19Smart piggies and wolfies.
22:23What's the one with the pop-ups
22:25where it pops up enough to give you five?
22:27Oh, that's Money Mansions.
22:31And Extra Puff, the one with the physical reels.
22:35The virtual physical reels.
22:43All right.
22:45We got it.
22:51All right, we've got to get a bonus here.
22:53Yeah, we can't give up.
22:55You know what that means?
22:57What?
22:59It means we should probably get a Quest of the Day.
23:01Oh my god, what took us so long?
23:03Yeah, why did we not think of this earlier?
23:05I guess we were too busy losing.
23:07It's a powerful tool in our arsenal to get a bonus.
23:09I'll tell you,
23:11if we got $5,000
23:13for every time we got five,
23:15we'd be about even right now.
23:19Oh, it did two that time.
23:21Well, there was no hats.
23:23Might as well blow it all up.
23:29We'll be able to get the green
23:31Super Bow Saw.
23:39Maybe we'll get a grand,
23:41you never know.
23:43I mean, I think the $9,100
23:45Major would put a spring
23:47in our step too, would it not?
23:49It would help, for sure.
23:51I mean, we're in $25,000 now?
23:53It's ridiculous.
23:55It's crazy to have two of those days so close together.
23:57The Atlantic City one
23:59and then today.
24:01Yeah, that's about
24:03as bad as it gets.
24:05Looks like we picked the wrong
24:07machine.
24:09Machines
24:11exactly. I have
24:13been able to locate the WBG's
24:15Question of the Day from the YouTube comments.
24:17It's a bit of a
24:19whimsical question.
24:21I kind of think so.
24:23I kind of think we need to
24:25lighten the mood.
24:29I think you'll get it.
24:31So Ross4970
24:33says
24:35Good morning from Australia.
24:37I'm looking to name a
24:39racehorse and can't decide
24:41between Balls, Idiot, How Much
24:43Is That, Is That Good, Innage,
24:45High Watermark, Front Street.
24:47Which would you suggest? Do you have any other
24:49suggestions for racehorse names?
24:51High Watermark seems like a
24:53great name for a horse.
24:55I really like Is That Good.
24:57What do you think?
24:59Is That Good rounding the corner?
25:01Front Street.
25:03I don't know. I think Front Street would be a good name.
25:05Those are all good names for racehorses.
25:07It would be good if Front Street was on Front Street.
25:09What about Sando?
25:11He'd be the
25:13dark horse.
25:15A lot of people would bet on that horse.
25:17That would be good for you because then you get better odds.
25:19I'm surprised that nobody thinks Fired In There
25:21would be a good name for a horse.
25:23Is That Good is great because
25:25the winner is Is That Good.
25:27He's so good he doesn't even know.
25:29It's a bit of a yutz on the other horses.
25:31Not that they speak English,
25:33but nonetheless.
25:35There are some always that horse races
25:37have some interesting names, that's for sure.
25:39We know a guy who
25:41owns a horse.
25:43It never fails!
25:45The question of the day. Thank you.
25:47I have a thought, though.
25:49The whimsical question of the day.
25:53We need a white hat?
25:57We did get a bonus today.
25:59Yeah.
26:01We know it's possible.
26:03We need a lot more hats.
26:09You kind of know what this is going to be like,
26:11right?
26:13You're wrong!
26:15It's going to be the comeback of the century.
26:19Let's get that green. Can we still get the green hat?
26:21I don't know.
26:23I haven't played this game much.
26:25Something here.
26:27Alright.
26:31That was a surprise.
26:33Is that good?
26:35Let's get it again. A white hat.
26:37Why not us?
26:39Nope.
26:41We'll take that, though.
26:43Hopefully it's a turnaround.
26:45The mini's only $250?
26:47Yeah.
26:49We'll have to get a minor, then.
26:51Or a major.
26:53Alright.
27:05That's a good one.
27:13Many times two.
27:17That is a start.
27:19How much is that?
27:21$200?
27:23We're bounced off broke.
27:25Plus we got some line pays, right?
27:27So, like, two G's?
27:29Let's hope that that's the start of it.
27:31I was going to say, though,
27:33don't we have a friend who owns a racehorse
27:35that's named after a slot machine?
27:37I think so.
27:39Like Mustang Money or something like that?
27:41Thundercash, I think.
27:43Oh, is that what it is?
27:45So, Vegas Matt, would you ever want to own a racehorse?
27:47Have you ever owned a racehorse?
27:49I have never.
27:51It sounds like it would be cool,
27:53but everyone that owns them has always said that...
27:55We got it!
27:57It really never fails.
27:59Let's just keep talking about racehorses all day long.
28:01Yeah, I'll do it.
28:03This is good because you have more real estate, perhaps.
28:05I'm going to name my racehorse Wii Remotes.
28:07Ha!
28:17Yeah!
28:19Wow!
28:21We got one!
28:23There is a green up there, if we can get it.
28:25Or is it not working?
28:27What is wrong with this thing?
28:29Oh, we got a gold one!
28:31That's going to give us that.
28:33No?
28:35Let's get a white.
28:37At least it avoided the spots that already...
28:39If we get a whitehead, that would be awesome.
28:41Yeah, if we get a white, we got the gold.
28:43It will probably do that.
28:45It's my guess.
28:47No.
28:49It will just say, go screw yourself.
28:51That's a bonus.
28:57At least it's six spins.
28:59We didn't lose money on it.
29:01Right.
29:03It's a bonus.
29:05It's about as much as a bad line pay.
29:17Like $650.
29:21More or less.
29:23That's a real, real, real disappointing result right there.
29:29All right.
29:31Let's get a full screen of blue pigs.
29:33So you think it would be fun to own a racehorse?
29:35I mean, it would be fun,
29:37but everyone says it's expensive.
29:39I hear they eat like a horse.
29:41You got to feed them.
29:43Hey!
29:45It's for horses.
29:47Better for cows.
29:51It seems like it would be a lot of effort.
29:53I mean, I wouldn't...
29:55I don't have any interest in owning a racehorse.
29:57But even if I was interested,
29:59I would think about...
30:01It seems like it's a lot of effort.
30:03It is, but they're just such beautiful animals,
30:05and they're majestic,
30:07and there's something very cool about that.
30:09Oh, we can get it.
30:11Five.
30:13Well, thank you.
30:15That was a very exciting five,
30:17though we appreciate that immensely there, Huff.
30:19Come on.
30:21Oh, blue pigs.
30:23Yeah.
30:25Need a full screen of those.
30:27This machine's heating up.
30:29This is good.
30:31It can... A lot of real estate.
30:33It can give you...
30:35You're going to get a green one, I think.
30:37Yeah, yeah, it is.
30:39Or is it just the line peg?
30:41Oh, that stinks.
30:43You were so confident, DJ.
30:45I thought we had it.
30:47I thought for sure we had it,
30:49because usually when it does that luck has arrived thing,
30:51it...
30:53That's a bummer.
30:55I was hoping you were right.
30:57I don't see a way to go there.
31:01They fall off the girder
31:03occasionally.
31:05Yeah, that's what I thought was going to happen.
31:07Then you get the option to get the greens.
31:09Right, because it's like a wheel.
31:11Yeah.
31:13It was a somewhat full screen of blue pigs,
31:15but only $600 worth.
31:17It should have been closer to $4,000.
31:19Can't get it anyway.
31:21Well, we get to hear that horn,
31:23or that siren,
31:25and that's got to be worth something.
31:27It's at least $350, $400
31:29right there.
31:31Oh, green!
31:33All right, doesn't do a lot of good by itself,
31:35does it?
31:37Lonely green.
31:43Man, I hate losing.
31:45I like winning, though.
31:47Yesterday was good.
31:49Yeah,
31:51it's better.
31:53We lost more than we won, though.
31:57Isn't that the nature
31:59of the slot machine, though?
32:01Sadly, yes, but you know,
32:03sometimes you feel like, oh, maybe we're on a roll here.
32:07There's nothing that says
32:09you can't win, pigs.
32:11Oh, here we go. Now we got it.
32:13What do we got?
32:15All the way up.
32:17Massive guy.
32:19Here they come.
32:21Yes.
32:25And we have some extra real estate.
32:27Now, the real estate, I'm not
32:29so convinced is good,
32:31because it's harder to land
32:33on the same hat.
32:35Yeah, but I think it's just extra, Matt.
32:37It's not like the hats get spread out
32:39over more area.
32:41I mean, when you got to land
32:43on that guy, you know, the odds of landing
32:45on one that already has landed on are less.
32:47I don't think that's true.
32:49Oh, it's not? All right, well, there you go.
32:51I didn't design this game,
32:53but I don't think so.
32:55See, it lands up behind the ones that are blocked anyways,
32:57right?
33:01One more.
33:05Come on, re-trigger here.
33:07Yes.
33:09Wait, it needs to go left.
33:11It needs to go left.
33:13Up wouldn't be horrible.
33:15No, right or left are the options.
33:17Idiot.
33:19Yeah, it starts up.
33:21You can tell if it's up or down.
33:23Yes! All right, two golds, good.
33:25Needed it.
33:27Well, when you put it that way, it makes a lot more sense.
33:31How about the grand and just turn it around?
33:33That could be the grand, right?
33:35Yeah.
33:37Oh, yeah, let's fire it in there.
33:39Fire grand in there.
33:55Grand, grand, grand, grand, grand, grand.
33:57All right.
33:591750.
34:01Plus 2650.
34:03We're turning this ship around, buddy.
34:05We're not losing much on our last buy-in.
34:07Yeah.
34:11All right, well, look at that.
34:13We got to see this little dance and everything.
34:15All right, we're back in action.
34:17We like the bonus frequency.
34:21Better than the initial.
34:23Maybe we should go back
34:25and pull our money out of that fast cash machine.
34:27It's got to be due.
34:29Oh, two.
34:31No, wait.
34:33It doesn't matter.
34:36I like that siren, though.
34:38You want to try that fast cash again?
34:40I was thinking about it. I mean, it owes us.
34:42Which one? The first or the second one?
34:44Maybe both?
34:46I like the chips and salsa one myself.
34:48How about, like, well, let's go over there with 4000 of ammo
34:50and just see if we can pump it.
34:53This thing, we've been getting the bonuses,
34:56but they're not really paying,
34:58and I feel like we dodged a bullet so far,
35:00not losing everything.
35:02But I don't know.
35:04If we got the green buzzsaw,
35:06we'd feel differently,
35:08but I think that machine owes us.
35:10So we got four grand.
35:12Let's fire 2000 on each of these machines
35:14at 75 bucks.
35:16They've got to pay. They're due.
35:18All right, is our bet still going,
35:20WBG, coins before free games?
35:22Absolutely.
35:26Mariachi girl, $45. Thank you.
35:28You know, we're coming back with new energy,
35:30new life, and it's going to be a lot of bonuses
35:32this time around.
35:34I can just feel it, even smell it a little bit.
35:36Yeah, I smell that.
35:38Chips and salsa.
35:40I prefer the smell of enchiladas, actually.
35:42Do you have a favorite enchilada, Matt?
35:46I like chicken enchiladas.
35:48I'm a cheese man.
35:50Well, they always have to have cheese,
35:52but I like also ground beef
35:54in my tacos and enchiladas, too.
35:56I mean, if we're talking about food favorites,
35:58I feel obligated to ask
36:00what your favorite...
36:02I better not ask that. Not today.
36:04No? Thanksgiving dish?
36:06No. I thought you were going to say taco.
36:10It's al pastor.
36:12It's the correct answer.
36:14Taco town.
36:16I'm surprised you went ground beef.
36:18I think the shredded beef is so much better
36:20than most Mexican dishes.
36:22Oh, I don't like the shredded beef.
36:24I like the way my mom used to make them with the ground beef
36:26and the hard taco shells.
36:28My wife makes a mean one, too.
36:32All right, come on. The idea here is to win.
36:34Uh-oh.
36:36Your side bet could be in trouble.
36:38Oh, right by.
36:42We haven't had a lot of luck
36:44on those today.
36:48The fast cash hasn't happened very fast,
36:50but maybe it'll happen eventually.
36:52It's not like Quick Hits,
36:54which generally hit pretty quickly.
36:56Do they?
36:58I don't know, but our buddy The Gum used to say that.
37:00That's why they call it Quick Hits.
37:02It hits quickly.
37:04I think he believed it, too.
37:06He was a very
37:08fun guy to gamble with.
37:12Nobody loved him more.
37:16He was one of the first people I
37:18gambled with
37:20with WBG.
37:26He was a winning character.
37:28He made it a lot of fun.
37:32WBG always had a gambling partner.
37:34He'd go
37:36gambling with...
37:38He didn't gamble solo that much.
37:40No, he had The Gum and The Little
37:42General and me.
37:46And Nancy.
37:48Nancy, the beekeeper.
37:50Yeah, the beekeeper.
37:52And Crazy D.
37:54He had a whole
37:56cast of characters. That'd be a good reality show.
37:58All those guys.
38:02I guess it's going to have to be
38:04the other one.
38:06There's almost like a ring of
38:08gamblers.
38:12It would have been too good to be true.
38:14This is our last chance for romance.
38:16Yeah.
38:18I would like some romance.
38:20Romance.
38:22You never know. Anything can happen here.
38:24You get a 4x
38:26miner for $20,000.
38:28We know it's possible.
38:30I realized I made a mistake yesterday.
38:32After we talked about the question,
38:34I forgot to remind
38:36the person whose question was read
38:38that they should send a screenshot
38:40of the question to info.vegasmat.com
38:42so we can send them a gift card
38:44to the vegasmat.com merch store.
38:46How'd I do, EJ?
38:48Both people.
38:50Good, you did good.
38:52Alright, come on machine. Really change your
38:54mood here. Change my mood.
38:58I'm most concerned about
39:00EJ's mood. Oh yeah, it's foul.
39:02No it's not. I'm good.
39:04Oh yeah?
39:06What do you think is going to happen here,
39:08EJ? I think we're going to get it.
39:10We're going to get the fast cash bonus.
39:12That would be nice.
39:14I don't feel like
39:16you actually do believe it.
39:18Oh! Super fast
39:20cash. It was there.
39:22So if you got the super fast cash, it would split
39:24and you'd get it 4x?
39:26Uh...
39:28I don't know.
39:30I doubt it. I suspect not.
39:32Our buddy
39:34got the grand on this game.
39:36He got it 4x?
39:38No, but he got multiple super fast cashes
39:40in the holding space.
39:42Multiple bars?
39:44Yeah, he had like two of them on there.
39:46And there was the grand as well. Interesting.
39:48Come on!
39:52Here it is.
39:54One time? One time!
39:56Oh man.
39:58So all this leads me to believe that this is a very
40:00volatile game. Very.
40:02Apparently.
40:04Ultimate volatile
40:06fast cash.
40:08Well, it's like when you win, you win a lot.
40:10All I know is I've seen it hit
40:12right away so many
40:14times, but not this time.
40:16It is just not hitting.
40:18Oh!
40:20Come on!
40:26Come on!
40:32Oh, I thought it was going that time.
40:36Yay! We got it!
40:38I told you the balls would hit first.
40:40I owe you $200, right?
40:42Alright, let's go.
40:44I'm happy to pay.
40:46With $46 to go, we only
40:48need this to look like $25,000.
40:50That's it.
40:52Oh, come on.
40:54Come on.
41:06Where's that super fast cash thing?
41:12Oh, there's one up there.
41:14Come on.
41:16Oh no. What a
41:18sand-o.
41:24We're alive, at least.
41:30I mean, we got some ammo now.
41:32Now is it warm, or do we
41:34bounce a try to this one
41:36eventually?
41:38I don't know.
41:40Let's just keep firing it on this one
41:42for a minute.
41:46Do you want to try 50?
41:48Yeah, so we have a little bit more ammo left.
41:54Let's go back
41:56to this other one.
41:58Come on.
42:04Alright, ready?
42:06Yes.
42:08Come on, Chiquita Bonita.
42:10I want to see a four-by miner
42:12and a miracle ending today.
42:14We got the four balls, by the way.
42:16Yeah, very rare.
42:18Apparently, yeah.
42:20Apparently...
42:22Apparently, we're getting really wrecked.
42:24Apparently,
42:26I would love to somehow make a
42:28comeback.
42:32I thought we had it.
42:34Apparently, it's probably going to have to be another day.
42:36Apparently,
42:38we're down 25,000.
42:44Alright.
42:4660 bucks.
42:48Come on.
42:50You're a bugger.
42:58Man, that would have been good
43:00if that bonus was better.
43:02Yeah, that would have been a lot better.
43:04Yeah, those can be so big
43:06and then sometimes they're just not very good.
43:08Oh, idiot!
43:12Oh, we had it.
43:14Alright.
43:20Have we gotten a super fast cash?
43:22Never.
43:24I'm getting to wonder if it even exists.
43:26I think it's a separate hold and spin, right?
43:28Kind of like Dragon Trio?
43:32Yes!
43:34163 bucks left.
43:38Now, does that mean something, the blue?
43:40Does it mean something?
43:42No, I don't think it means anything.
43:44We have the small ones with it.
43:46Nice.
43:50Come on.
43:52Please.
43:54Give us a good bonus here, please.
43:56Oh, wow! Look at all those.
43:58That was a lot.
44:00Oh, I saw a super fast cash.
44:02I've never seen a bill like that
44:04up the stairs.
44:06Alright.
44:08We got more real estate.
44:10It's not up there yet.
44:12No.
44:14Just real estate. Let's go.
44:16Oh, don't do it.
44:18Don't do it.
44:20Ah, yes!
44:22Two more.
44:24Let's go.
44:28We're in the mood for a miracle, please.
44:32All we need is a miracle.
44:34I think we're going to open up one more here.
44:36Here we go.
44:38We're going to get it.
44:40Come on. Get it.
44:42You rascal.
44:54Speed it up.
44:562,000.
45:00Alright, well.
45:02I'm going to try 1,000 and double it a couple times.
45:04Okay.
45:06Double it twice.
45:081, 2, 4.
45:10I like it. Let's go.
45:12Got a lucky sticker.
45:14Lucky ring. Come on. Let's go.
45:16A 2.
45:18That's good. We're going to win two hands in a row.
45:22How about a 9?
45:24Alright. 6 is good.
45:28Hey! How about that?
45:30Alright. That's 1.
45:34All we need is this.
45:38That's not quite enough, huh?
45:40How about a 3?
45:42Oh, boy.
45:44Oh, boy.
45:48Not our day, huh?
45:50We had a 19 anyway, so.
45:54Oh, boy.
45:58Oh, boy.
46:00All we got is this left.
46:02Not at all.
46:042 again. 12 again.
46:06Ace. I'll flip the blackjack.
46:08Or I'll show us the blackjack.
46:10No? Alright. 9.
46:12Alright.
46:16Well, folks.
46:18You know.
46:20God, God, I hate it when we get wrecked.
46:22We had a couple bad wreckages,
46:24but yesterday, let's just focus on that.
46:26That beautiful $18,750 ball.
46:28It balanced out
46:30those two days.
46:32Tomorrow is yet another day.
46:34I don't think I'll ever give up.
46:36Could you imagine if one day I just sat here at the bar
46:38and I said, you know what?
46:40I quit. I'm not doing it anymore.
46:42I'm going to sit here at this bar and just drink.
46:44Tomorrow, the video will be changed
46:46or the channel will be changed
46:48to the Vegas Matt Drinking Channel.
46:50It would be a very cheap comparison.
46:52I mean, could you imagine if I drank $20,000 worth of booze?
46:54Or no, $25,000.
46:56Today was a $25,000 disaster.
46:58Why couldn't we have just won that blackjack hand?
47:00The $4,000 one.
47:02You know, that would have been better, wouldn't it have?
47:04Much better.
47:06And then what if I had gotten on a roll
47:08and we won a bunch of $4,000 hands
47:10and then we'd be so happy?
47:12That's why they call it gambling.
47:14So, I don't know what else to say.
47:16EJ, what do you have to say?
47:18Subscribe.
47:20Hey, we're almost to 1.1 million.
47:22That's good news.
47:24WBG, horse racing.
47:26You're going to buy a horse, I take it?
47:28If I can come up with a good name, I might.
47:30Alright, and W2Jesus, if we get a horse,
47:32we're naming it, fire it in there in your honor, or what?
47:34That or Prosperity Link.
47:36That would be my other name.
47:38And Prosperity Link is coming around the fork, our turn.
47:40Alright, yeah, it's really difficult
47:42to be chipper when you lose $25,000.
47:44Let me know in the comments how you do, if you've ever lost.
47:46How many of you, I'm wondering,
47:48is there anyone watching that's lost $25,000?
47:50And how do you feel?
47:52In a day, yeah.
47:54Talk to a million people about it afterwards.
47:56That's how I feel right now.
47:58And I'm going to go to Disneyland.
48:00Alright, we'll see you tomorrow.