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00:00$125 max bet Buffalo Link. I tell you, I feel like today we're going to win.
00:05Buffalo Link is going to show that dumb Phoenix Link how a game is supposed to play.
00:10What do you say we win big? Let's go.
00:12So max bet on this version of Buffalo Link is $125.
00:16I feel like historically we've done very well on the 125s.
00:20125 is a great number.
00:22I'm a big fan of max bet.
00:26Yeah, you are.
00:26So three coins like those or eight money buffalo to trigger a bonus.
00:33Vegas Matt, you know why I like max bets?
00:35I give up.
00:36Because you're most likely to be over betting the machine.
00:40Well, this is a quarter.
00:41We have a thousand mini, a 5,000 minor, 9,300 major, which is pretty high.
00:49Thank you so much.
00:49We just got to call them upstairs.
00:52We've got a little bit of a problem here.
00:54What's the problem?
00:55The button is sticky.
00:57That's okay, it's lucky today.
00:59Is that lucky today?
01:01Yeah, that's...
01:02I had my biorhythms taken and they said something about doing sticky buttons
01:06or things you wouldn't ordinarily do.
01:07Oh, two more.
01:08One more.
01:09Oh, my lanta.
01:12You sure do get seven a lot.
01:17There were a lot of people that want to hear your letter to your 18-year-old self.
01:22Yeah, I'm going to have to figure out a way to do that.
01:25Did you go back and read it yet?
01:26No, I haven't dug it out yet.
01:29Where is it?
01:31I have like a...
01:33Like a...
01:34A place for things?
01:35I mean, no.
01:36A tote?
01:37A drug organizer?
01:38Like a tote, yeah.
01:39Like a rubbermaid tote that has, you know, keepsakes, mementos, that kind of thing.
01:45Letters to my young self box.
01:47Yeah, exactly.
01:50It's just all letters.
01:51He does one every year.
01:525,000 of it.
01:53I was thinking about that.
01:54I was thinking about that on the drive over here.
01:56Oh, you were, huh?
01:57I think we should encourage people to do that.
01:59Like today, after we're done hanging out at the casino, all of us should go home
02:05and go to our desks or wherever and write a letter.
02:09Especially like the young people, if they're watching.
02:12It's like write a letter to yourself at age 60.
02:15Whatever age you're at.
02:16Or, you know, like from now and then say, all right, how does life look?
02:19What did you accomplish in your life?
02:21And then see how you did.
02:23Yeah, I think it's a good idea.
02:24Yeah, or like any advice your young self would give your old self.
02:29Or I think that would be very interesting.
02:31I'd love to go back and do that now.
02:32It's amazing how you know everything when you're 18.
02:36And then by the time you're 25, you're like, I'm such an idiot.
02:40And that just keeps happening, right?
02:42Yeah, no, your whole life you realize how little you knew.
02:47Yeah.
02:48When you thought you knew everything.
02:50I thought I knew how to win.
02:51Oh, how do you win?
02:55But the thing about this is.
02:57You're never out of it.
02:59For real.
02:59Unlike Phoenix League.
03:00Hey, what's the inage?
03:025,000.
03:02It's almost an outage.
03:04You're almost out of your inage.
03:05Almost the emptyage.
03:11Yeah, that was a quick 5,000.
03:13Yeah, it can happen on this game.
03:17It can happen on any game.
03:19You got this.
03:20Nice.
03:22Let's get it.
03:22Make something of yourself.
03:27Queens is enough for a spin.
03:29Try again.
03:30Enough for a buffalo.
03:3310,000 of inage now.
03:365,000 wreckage?
03:37Yes, wreckage.
03:38Yeah, loosage.
03:41But that's OK.
03:42I think wreckage is an appropriate term.
03:44I know, I figured you'd like it.
03:46It's never over.
03:47I went to go buy a ticket and I was thinking about it on the way over.
03:50That's what I do most of my best thinking.
03:52When you're waiting for money?
03:53Yeah, when I'm buying tickets.
03:54What are you using for equipment?
03:56Well, I just give them the money and then they print it for me.
03:59Oh, I meant for the thinking.
04:00I know.
04:02That was one of my favorite Larry Huff lines.
04:06I found a picture, EJ, when I was working on the book.
04:09Yeah?
04:10Of you and me and Larry by your pink race car in Lake Havasu.
04:15Remember that race car I bought you?
04:17Come on!
04:18No, that would have been huge.
04:20So the major, it caps out at 10?
04:24Yeah, it's almost there.
04:26We'll get it.
04:27I think we will.
04:29So you had a race car?
04:31It was, yeah, so...
04:32So you're a race car driver?
04:33It was like a circle track.
04:34Our friend Larry was a big race car guy and in his retirement he had a...
04:41There was like a race track in Lake Havasu
04:43and he had some friends who owned the Big O tires.
04:46So she had a race car which was in like a slower, not very competitive division
04:52and she got pregnant so she had to retire from the racing.
04:55But they had this car so my dad bought it and then I...
04:58Of course he did.
04:59Yeah, I raced it.
04:59Of course he did.
05:00I just thought it would be cool if EJ was a race car driver.
05:03Of course you bought us a race car.
05:06Well, I just, you know, I...
05:07I mean, I can put a picture in at the end.
05:10Maybe a little video too.
05:11I might even have video of that, yeah.
05:12All right, now you, you're committing to that.
05:14Yeah.
05:16Yeah! Committing.
05:17See?
05:18I remember when you, like we're driving around and people would like bump you and I was afraid
05:21you were going to crash.
05:22I was slow, yeah.
05:23First couple races I was timid but I got it figured out.
05:25All right, all we need is a green word.
05:28Yeah.
05:30Here's a thousand dollar bill.
05:31It's a thousand dollar word right there.
05:34All right, a little word even.
05:37Four grand.
05:38It's not very difficult.
05:39It's 125 on this game.
05:41250x ball is pretty big too.
05:45Something big.
05:46Oh, they're all in there.
05:47No, there was one of them.
05:48It was a spin out.
05:52Sounds like what you were doing on the race car, spinning out.
05:55I did spin out one time.
05:56It was embarrassing.
05:58Get it?
06:00It's still not a bad bonus.
06:05Are we winning on our last buy-in?
06:07Yes.
06:09I don't know about that.
06:11Oh, yeah, we are, I guess.
06:13I should never disagree with you, especially publicly, WBG.
06:20Well, that makes me feel better about my life.
06:29Let's enjoy this coin shower.
06:32All right.
06:344,700.
06:36No, 5,700.
06:37Well, that was helpful.
06:38I liked it.
06:40Yes.
06:41There's a path to profitability.
06:44What about a big, beautiful buffalo spin now?
06:47Or a coin bonus.
06:50Or a huge line pay of something else.
06:54All right.
06:56Just about anything that involves winning would be good.
07:00I really have my sights set on that major.
07:02I think we're going to get it.
07:09What do you think?
07:10I'd like the major.
07:10That'd be great.
07:11Oh, man, that would have been a...
07:14Five of those would have been how much?
07:17Oh, it's a lot.
07:18It's like 40,000 or something.
07:21Can we bet on balls versus money buffalo?
07:23Happy to, yeah.
07:24I really want free games.
07:27Okay.
07:28Oh, you almost lost.
07:29All right, I'll take money buffalo.
07:30Let's go.
07:31Oh, that would have been funny.
07:33I would have been happy.
07:35Triple Noiser.
07:36100.
07:41You want to bet more?
07:42Just 100?
07:43200.
07:44200, okay.
07:45200.
07:45Don't you owe him 100?
07:47No, I paid him.
07:48Oh, you did?
07:48Yeah.
07:50I reminded him that day.
07:52I would have been reminded by the video.
07:55But I didn't have any sandwiches on me, so I had to Apple Cash him.
08:00What was the origin of that sandwiches thing?
08:03You said something...
08:04Let me see how much money I have on me.
08:05And then you guys thought I said, let me see if I have any sandwiches on me.
08:08Yeah, we both heard the same thing.
08:11It's like your brain short-circuited or something.
08:13No.
08:14Yes, yeah.
08:15Let me see if I got any sandwiches on me.
08:20It's what you said, I know.
08:22This is...
08:24Expensive.
08:25Yeah, so far.
08:27Oh, no.
08:27One more bonus right here.
08:29Cool.
08:29Before I run out of money.
08:30What's a 250x ball?
08:34250?
08:36A lot, right?
08:36Oh, come on.
08:38The sevens.
08:39We were doing a live stream one time and we got two 200x balls.
08:43In the same spin?
08:45No, in the same session.
08:48Yeah, like within five minutes of each other.
08:50So that's like 25 grand in this case?
08:53200x balls, 25 grand, yeah.
08:55No, wouldn't 100x be 12.5?
08:58Yeah, so 200 is 25.
09:00Oh, but two of them would be 50.
09:02So the biggest ball in this is 31.250, is that right?
09:05Yes.
09:06Good thing you guys got two 5k tickets.
09:10Looks like we're going to need them.
09:12Hopefully not, but it does look that way.
09:15But as we always say with this game, you're never out of it.
09:19You're truly never out of it.
09:22The grunting didn't help, huh?
09:27What'd you want?
09:28I would have won 200.
09:31Oh, man.
09:31Out of money.
09:33Not yet.
09:35Yeah, here, just fire that in there.
09:3715 of inage.
09:39No lucky chance spin, huh?
09:41We're not that lucky.
09:45You don't want to chance it?
09:48Inage, 15,000.
09:49Yep.
09:51See, but when we play this game and we get this wrecked, it's not as frustrating.
09:55For some reason.
09:56Oh!
09:58What?
09:58There was a big one that rolled through there.
10:01Big school!
10:02No!
10:03It needed that.
10:04Yeah, that could have solved all our problems.
10:09Why does it do that when it doesn't give you enough?
10:13Very frustrating.
10:15Absolutely.
10:15Well, if we get wrecked on this, I will be right that we should have gone somewhere else.
10:33Oh, where would you have said to go?
10:34With the sticky button?
10:35Yeah, well, I said...
10:37Generally, when you start to get negative on this game is when it turns around.
10:40Are you there yet?
10:41I'm not really.
10:42I just, I mean, it's not great.
10:44That's for sure.
10:45But I mean, like, say, anything can happen in this game.
10:49It just doesn't look like a lot's happening so far.
10:51No, just that one bonus.
10:53Oh, that would have been good.
10:54Come on, give us a coins bonus.
10:57Oh, you're trying to lose the bet?
11:00I don't care really about the bet.
11:02I care more about winning the 15,000 back.
11:06And on this game, it counts.
11:07The free feature, if we have to get it, that counts as a side bet.
11:11Well, I don't know.
11:12More often, it's balls.
11:14Yeah.
11:14I mean, coins.
11:19Oh.
11:21Oh.
11:25I'm not sure it is free games more often.
11:28I think that's confirmation bias.
11:30Oh, OK.
11:31I think it is.
11:33I think it is.
11:34I'm confirmedly biased.
11:40Wow.
11:42This is brutal.
11:4415 grand down.
11:45This is worse than Phoenix Link.
11:48Wait, you promised this was going to be better.
11:51I did say that, didn't I?
11:53Well, you always start off wishful thinking when you're gambling.
11:57The challenge I have is I do it every day.
11:59Two more.
11:59No.
12:00You're the king of wishful thinking.
12:03Good song.
12:05Inage is now 20,000.
12:08Oh, boy.
12:09Let's turn it around somehow.
12:11Coins.
12:11I don't think we have a choice.
12:15I don't think I have a choice.
12:16Oh, we need one of those schools.
12:19I think we're going to get it.
12:20It's going to turn around.
12:21This game gets streaky.
12:23Yeah, it does.
12:26A lot of those 2,500s I'm seeing.
12:28He's got to get one of those.
12:29Coins?
12:33No such luck yet.
12:36Oh, man.
12:37Come on.
12:37One of those 2,500s, please land.
12:42Coin.
12:43Come on.
12:45Here we go.
12:46Yes.
12:46All right.
12:47Winner, EJ.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Where's the 2,500s?
12:50Hey, did I give you 100 bucks earlier?
12:52Me?
12:52Yeah.
12:53For what?
12:58There you go.
13:00Give me 100?
13:00I can.
13:02Congratulations.
13:06I'll take it.
13:07I don't know what it's for, though.
13:09Don't worry about it.
13:12I saw a flash of blue.
13:13I saw that, too.
13:14Idiot.
13:35We're winning on our last buy-in.
13:36It's always good to start.
13:42Boom.
13:44Here we go.
13:45So we have about 6 of 20,000 right now.
13:48Sweet.
13:50I love it.
13:526,475 of 20.
13:56Oh, we got this thing right where we want it.
14:00Now it's going to start turning around.
14:02Two small schools are the only bonuses so far.
14:04No big, beautiful buffalo spins.
14:06We're due.
14:08A lot of eagles right there.
14:11And I had already found the question of the day.
14:13OK.
14:15So you've taken credit for that last bonus?
14:16Oh, yeah.
14:17This person gets full credit.
14:18Because you were looking.
14:19That was a lot of queens.
14:21I was looking.
14:23Hopefully, it'll bring another one, which is possible.
14:25Oh, where's those 2,500 when we need them?
14:28Yeah, let's go.
14:28Same way, 200?
14:29Sure.
14:29OK.
14:30This one's directed at you, EJ.
14:32And I say directed because it's more than a question.
14:35It's kind of an attack.
14:38OK.
14:39Not really.
14:40Oh, he loves that.
14:41It's my favorite.
14:45Oh.
14:45You'll get it.
14:46All right.
14:47All right.
14:47So Donald one again, or one again, says,
14:51EJ, how can you go to the casino knowing that you're going to make side bets
14:56and not having any money on you?
14:58That's funny.
15:00See?
15:00I mean, it's not really an attack.
15:01It's just kind of a.
15:03No, I usually have money on me.
15:05However, in this case, I just lost it all.
15:09Oh, you had?
15:09Yeah.
15:10OK.
15:11Now, you didn't used to gamble.
15:12Now, are you starting to gamble a little bit or what?
15:14Not really.
15:15I really don't recommend gambling for young people.
15:18Well, I mean, I do, but not that much.
15:21And.
15:23Just enough that you lost all your money that one time?
15:25Well, I had used all that cash for something, and then I lost some,
15:28and then I was just light on cash.
15:29But I got more since then.
15:31And now I got even more.
15:32Now you got even more.
15:33See, now it's officially a winner.
15:35I wonder how much money I got on me right now.
15:37Hang on, let me pay my debts.
15:40Here we go.
15:40Congratulations.
15:42Thanks.
15:42Here, hold that for me.
15:43I'll put it away.
15:44OK.
15:44200 X-Ball, let's go.
15:46Grand.
15:47Blue or green is what I'm hoping for.
15:49Blue.
15:53Anything but these 125s.
15:55They're almost like just annoying.
15:58Got to wait for a hand pay.
16:01Even orange would be OK.
16:03Oh, there's an orange.
16:04So even blue would be OK.
16:05I can say that now.
16:06Even blue would be OK.
16:08Even all of them would be OK.
16:09Green would be great.
16:11I like a 200 X-Ball the best.
16:13Oh, yes.
16:13Or 250 X-Ball.
16:16OK, what's that?
16:16Not a $250 ball.
16:18A 250 X-Ball for $31,000.
16:22That won't even fit on the screen, all the numbers.
16:30Come on.
16:32That's all she wrote.
16:33It's OK.
16:34It's a good one.
16:35I think we're at a buy at high water mark.
16:38Yeah.
16:39We're going to get a good coins bonus.
16:42Better before WBG runs out of sandwiches.
16:46I can count on like one hand the number of times that's happened.
16:50It's happened.
16:56Is this our biggest one yet?
16:58$33.75.
17:02I'll take it.
17:06$74.62 and 50 cents.
17:09$20,000.
17:10$20,000, all right.
17:12Well, we just need to get a couple.
17:13Are you guys running?
17:14Did you pay me?
17:15Yeah, you did, right?
17:16I did, of course.
17:16Do you want to do it again?
17:18Sure.
17:20It sounds like you don't.
17:21No, let's do it.
17:22Let's go $300,000.
17:23It's got to be coins eventually.
17:25So back to the question a little bit.
17:30Younger people typically carry less cash.
17:33Yeah, it's a cultural thing.
17:34Fewer cash.
17:35Yeah, it's like Venmo.
17:37You know, they're always about Venmo.
17:39My Venmo got hacked a long time ago.
17:41I don't have Venmo.
17:42I carry cash now.
17:43Just that one day.
17:44A little bit, yeah.
17:46Oh, you don't know how much.
17:48Well, I mean, I know you usually run out after one or two sandwiches.
17:52That's going to be good.
17:53That's really good.
17:54Yeah.
17:55Oh, jeez.
17:59Well, we got basically back even there after the hand pay break.
18:03I mean, not even, even on the last.
18:05Yeah, we had a hand pay.
18:06Then we got even from the downage after the hand pay.
18:09Correct.
18:10Now we're going to get a coins bonus and WBG is going to win $300,000.
18:12I hope so.
18:15Well, he's down four.
18:16So he's going to be still down one.
18:18It's okay.
18:20So yeah, you carry a little bit of cash.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Oh.
18:25I was rooting for you.
18:29Yeah, I do.
18:31Just for side bets or like?
18:33I mean, I'm not pocket watching pocket watching you or anything.
18:36Quite literally are, uh, no, I don't know.
18:39I just started to, I still don't even get that.
18:43Are you watching your pockets?
18:45Yeah.
18:45You're trying to like, it's about like trying to see what kind of money people make.
18:49And you're getting in their business coin.
18:52Yes.
18:54I don't really like winning a lot on side bets.
18:56I started to feel bad.
18:59I was with someone the other day, had a $1.2 million watch.
19:02And I figured he probably had some money.
19:04You were watch watching.
19:05I was watch watching him.
19:06All right.
19:06This is where we get even.
19:07Come on.
19:14It's warming up.
19:16Oh, yes.
19:17All right.
19:18We'll take it.
19:19Major would have been nice.
19:26Nothing there.
19:28Oh, that's just what Kings.
19:30That's it.
19:33I bet some more coins.
19:34Yeah.
19:36Oh, is that anything?
19:38No coin.
19:41Come on something.
19:45All right.
19:45Nope.
19:47Running out of time here.
19:50All right, here we go.
19:52Oh, yeah.
19:53I got coin.
19:55Yes.
19:55Yeah.
19:55Oh, triple pointer bonus.
19:57Yeah.
19:57It's like starting over.
19:59It'll be just like starting over.
20:03Let's get a big, beautiful Buffalo spin multiplied.
20:05How about that?
20:06Come on.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Nothing big in there.
20:09But too many since 2000.
20:11I'll take that.
20:12Never out of it in this game.
20:13Never, never.
20:18I want that major.
20:20I want that major.
20:23I want the major and the grand.
20:25I want the major to smack into.
20:27Oh, hey.
20:29That's our first big ball.
20:31Wait a second.
20:34Wait a what?
20:34No, never mind.
20:36Oh, you thought they were all in there?
20:37DJ's pocket watching the machine.
20:39Dry hole watching.
20:42Spent a lot of time doing that.
20:45All right.
20:45Six games left.
20:46You do?
20:48You do.
20:57All right.
20:57Over 10,000 now.
21:00Don't talk about your mother like that.
21:02Oh, my God.
21:04But I didn't.
21:04So that was good.
21:09It's a good thing you didn't say.
21:10Yeah.
21:11No, I'm glad I didn't.
21:12That would have been.
21:12I mean, it was just a joke.
21:14Funny, you know.
21:15Oh, look at that.
21:16Oh, yes.
21:17Three.
21:17Three is good.
21:18Three is so good.
21:19Three is so good.
21:20Yes, this is a lot.
21:21Oh, yeah.
21:21Yeah.
21:22Five of a kind kinks.
21:23How do you know?
21:24Press it.
21:25It's a few thousand bucks.
21:26There you go.
21:26That's not a lot, but it's better than nothing.
21:29Coinage.
21:29Oh, this is still again.
21:30Three.
21:31Three.
21:31Three.
21:33Kings again.
21:34Yeah.
21:34And queens.
21:36Let's get a $10,000 bonus.
21:38Come on.
21:40Oh, beautiful for spacious freaking sky.
21:42I'm never out of it in this game.
21:44You never are, are you?
21:48Well, we've been out of it before, but not this time.
21:52Let's line up some coins.
21:53Come on.
21:55All right.
21:57Oh, wolfies times two.
22:00Coin.
22:04Coin.
22:05Kings again.
22:06The kings came through for us there.
22:08We are the kings of this game.
22:10So the image is now $10,000.
22:13So we're doing better.
22:15What do we do?
22:16We took $10,000 back and put the $400 whatever.
22:18Yeah.
22:20Back to $100 bet maybe for us.
22:24Oh, for us?
22:25Sure.
22:25Okay.
22:25You want the same side?
22:27Yes.
22:28Okay.
22:30So you're up $100 so far?
22:32$100, right?
22:33He went $200 twice and I went $300.
22:35Oh, come on.
22:36You idiot.
22:37That would have been a really good one.
22:39That would have been.
22:41I guess that and $0.20 will get me closer to a quarter.
22:46Yeah.
22:49Yeah, that $0.20 will get you two dimes.
22:51Yeah.
22:56Or a dime and two nickels.
22:58Yeah.
23:00Remember asking for change for a dollar?
23:02There was always three quarters, two dimes and a nickel.
23:05Yeah, you got to break it down.
23:06It was like the standard system.
23:07Why would you get change for a dollar?
23:10Because it used to be that you could actually buy something with dimes and stuff.
23:14Yeah.
23:14Oh, $0.10 for a phone call.
23:15See, there used to be a long time ago, son, there was no such thing as a cell phone.
23:21They had pay phones and you had to put one thin dime in there to call someone.
23:26Mom says that you used to always just call people Collect.
23:30I mean, I didn't always do that.
23:31I know.
23:32Yeah, the old you call Collect and say, I'm done at the movies, pick me up on the corner.
23:39But I did very early in our relationship.
23:43Her parents were very cool.
23:45I was like hammer drunk at like two in the morning and I called her house Collect.
23:52Her parents answered.
23:54You didn't put the $0.75 in.
23:56Oh, I apologize.
23:59That's the lucky $0.75.
24:00Oh, OK, let's put that in.
24:01Stop everything.
24:03Stop the presses.
24:06All right, let's not give this all back.
24:08We just gave $3,000 back.
24:09So what happened with her?
24:13I don't know.
24:13I just called Collect because I needed a ride home or something and I didn't have any money left.
24:18I was an idiot.
24:21I mean, did you guys start dating when you were 14 or something?
24:25She was 19 when I met her.
24:27So we were like home for the summer from college or something like that would be my guess.
24:33So I was like 21.
24:34She was 19.
24:36I guess college kid.
24:37All right.
24:38I was a complete disaster.
24:39AJ, you have no idea how good you are compared to me.
24:43No, I have a fairly good idea.
24:47I guess you do.
24:48I have told you a few of my stories.
24:50It's hard to believe because you're such an organized, successful, go-getting person.
24:58Yeah, I don't know what happened.
24:59I kind of had like a split personality.
25:02I was very responsible and a good skink.
25:04Yes.
25:04And all that.
25:05We're even.
25:05But I was also a total partier.
25:08Come on, another good one here.
25:10Are you sure you're not out of sandwiches yet?
25:19All right.
25:24Come on, let's make this good.
25:25There we go.
25:26There we don't go.
25:31How about one of those big king pays again?
25:33Uh-oh.
25:34I'm not liking what I'm seeing here at all.
25:37Not one bit.
25:37This looks like a zero.
25:38Oh, wait.
25:40Yes.
25:40Yeah.
25:41On the river.
25:41That's unusual.
25:43All right.
25:43Now we're on a roll.
25:44Now we're on fire.
25:48All right.
25:49All bonus left.
25:52Come on, quit this with the zero pays.
25:55There we go.
25:55There we go.
25:57Three is still good.
25:58Three.
25:59Yeah, any elk at the end though.
26:08We need a coin bonus, please.
26:11I mean, you know what I mean.
26:13What happened?
26:14Cougars.
26:19Yes.
26:20Yes.
26:21Is anything?
26:22Aces.
26:23Oh, that's not bad.
26:24And jacks.
26:26Three.
26:27Three.
26:29I like it.
26:31Oh, what about a buffalo spin?
26:38Oh, I called it.
26:39I called it.
26:39Three.
26:40Oh, it's still good though.
26:41Let's see what it is.
26:45$250 times 18.
26:47$250 times 18.
26:49Wow.
26:49Look at that.
26:52Idiot.
26:55Come on.
26:56Oh, the old seven ski.
27:00Epic.
27:0287, 83 of 10.
27:03I want to say something.
27:04No.
27:06I do.
27:06Okay.
27:07What do you got?
27:07I think it was.
27:08I think it was the lucky 75 cent ticket that I put in.
27:13Well, the question of the day was the turning point.
27:15We were getting completely wrecked.
27:18And then the question of the day turned it around.
27:21Let's hit that free feature.
27:23Yeah.
27:25I mean, we have been working very hard.
27:27I feel like we deserve a free feature that pays $8,000 or $9,000 any second now.
27:33That would be great.
27:34And we book a win.
27:35I mean, I would never have believed we could book a win at down 20.
27:39Well, we still have it.
27:40I know.
27:41I don't get ahead of myself.
27:42I realize.
27:43For the record, we are even Steven on the side bets.
27:46Yeah, even.
27:47I'm happy with that.
27:47It was a fun ride.
27:48I enjoyed it.
27:49So you guys are booking it?
27:51Yeah.
27:52Oh, where was that?
27:59I'm rooting for money, Buffalo, just so you know.
28:02Oh, why?
28:03Because we don't have a side bet.
28:04No, I was rooting for it anyway.
28:06I was definitely rooting for coins.
28:08I think I was rooting for coins the most when I had 300 against it.
28:12Oh, I thought we had it.
28:14I still want one of those $2,500.
28:19Oh, that'd be good.
28:21Oh, you complete sandos.
28:23Seven.
28:24Medium large, right?
28:25Yeah, that was a good one.
28:27I would have taken that.
28:30Oh, the seven is a very common number.
28:32It's like five, only different.
28:35They're popping off.
28:36It's going to come.
28:37I like the coins give you a lot of potential too, though.
28:43The balls are the more sure thing, but the coins have a lot of upside.
28:54Come on.
28:56Been a lot of Australians this weekend.
28:59Yeah.
28:59And they're all actually, I met three or four of them while I was waiting for you guys.
29:03So they love this game.
29:05Oh, they love the Buffalo Lake.
29:06Yeah.
29:07I don't think we're the only ones who love it.
29:08I think there are some people who are outspoken against it,
29:13but a lot of people recognize the brilliance that is Buffalo Lake.
29:16They were all in town for the, uh, what was it?
29:20Rugby.
29:20Yeah.
29:22Wow.
29:23Those $2,500 just need to come with six or seven of their friends.
29:28Seven, not four.
29:29Seven.
29:30Seven of their friends.
29:32Seven, not six.
29:39We got this.
29:42Come on, Horshack.
29:42Bring that one in.
29:47You probably still have no idea what that means, right, Horshack?
29:49No.
29:50Was it Horshack or was it Vinny Barbarino that did that?
29:53Uh, Horshack.
29:56Mr. Cotta.
29:57Mr. Cotta.
29:59Come on, where is our, uh, money going?
30:01Let's get it back here.
30:02Come on.
30:07What do you think the number's gonna hit at?
30:09I think it's gonna hit soon.
30:11In the $1,300s, I hope.
30:17I can't take it.
30:20It's just, it's just like, I hate coming off our high watermark.
30:24I mean, it wasn't a high watermark.
30:26It was a losing less watermark.
30:28Yeah.
30:29And it goes quick, this number, so we gotta get something here.
30:41Listen, we were in 20, so.
30:44We were at one point, yes.
30:45We're only in seven now, or we're losing seven right now.
30:50Oh!
30:54That could have been a lot more.
30:55It would have been in a bonus.
30:59Yeah.
31:01Yeah, it would have been like four times more.
31:06Oh!
31:16Come on, machine, wake back up, please.
31:18There we go.
31:19Yes!
31:20We finally got, whoa, we got two!
31:22Yes!
31:23Let's get some friends with that.
31:25I knew they were coming.
31:26This is a medium school, but big fish.
31:29Yeah, I mean.
31:31That's a big school.
31:33Well, there's some big ones in the school.
31:34Oh, maybe the major is going to come along with it.
31:38All right, get out of there, those guys.
31:39Come on, where are your big friends?
31:42Where are your big friends?
31:43Maybe blue or green.
31:48Oh, I saw a 62.50.
31:50Come on, get something here, no sweat.
31:53Yes.
31:54Ah.
31:55Filling it in.
31:56Come on.
31:59Big ones, big ones.
32:0284-digit number.
32:03Come on, something.
32:05Oh, all right, we'll take it.
32:07Jinx.
32:10We're almost there.
32:14That was, that was very helpful.
32:20Bring the register.
32:24Well, what was our, we were, our high was eight.
32:26Or like recently, we were at 18.
32:28Eight-ish, yeah.
32:29So we're back to where we were a few minutes ago.
32:32Vegas Mad.
32:34Oh, wait, Front Street.
32:35We're on Front Street.
32:36No way.
32:37Yeah, way.
32:38Who would have ever guessed?
32:39That was, yeah, a crazy start.
32:41What a crazy comeback.
32:42What a comeback.
32:42It's because of that 75-cent ticket.
32:43It's because of the question of the day.
32:4610,301 of 10,000.
32:50Wow.
32:50Can you imagine?
32:51Come on, let's get the free feature right away.
32:53Oh, please.
32:55Then what are we going to do?
32:56Go play Wolf Peak?
32:58Also in Texas Hold'em.
33:00Oh, come on.
33:02Oh, I would have liked a 5,000 miner.
33:06That was a great bonus just then.
33:07Sorry to interrupt you.
33:08No, it's all right.
33:10I think that's the first time we landed the miner.
33:12Oh, right at the very beginning.
33:13Oh, did we?
33:14Yeah.
33:16Well, it only counts if you land it with eight.
33:19The rest is just a tease.
33:22Correct.
33:23Oh, tease.
33:25Tease.
33:26Come on.
33:28Don't tease me, please.
33:33All right.
33:34Oh, the old tease-a-roonie.
33:35That would have been good right there.
33:37I have like four grand plus right there.
33:39Yeah, absolutely.
33:42Come on.
33:43Tease?
33:45I don't know.
33:46Small school tease.
33:47The big teases are the ones that really kill you.
33:50Oh, that's a big one.
33:526250.
33:53What's that?
33:5350x ball?
33:54Yeah, 50 bits.
33:57That's one of the bigger balls.
33:59We haven't seen the max ball land on the screen yet.
34:03No.
34:04Or the 200x, have we?
34:06No.
34:07So two or 250x.
34:09No, nothing.
34:09Neither do.
34:13250 is very rare.
34:15Very.
34:17Oh, a lot of eagles.
34:19I feel like you get the 200x ball more often than you get the 100x ball.
34:24Yeah.
34:25I don't even believe in the 100x ball.
34:27You don't believe it?
34:28You think it's a figment of my imagination?
34:29We never get it.
34:31That's what I'm saying.
34:32It's there, but you just never get it.
34:34Well, I'm glad that we get the 200x.
34:37From time to time, yeah.
34:40Yeah, I would say.
34:42It's way more frequent.
34:45Fewer.
34:47Yeah, you get it way fewer times.
34:51Less.
34:51Do they still have Go-Go Claw here?
34:53Yeah.
34:55Remember that game?
34:56Yeah, I don't know what made me think about that.
35:02I would like to not give it all back.
35:06Come on.
35:07All right.
35:08I think we're due for a 250x ball.
35:12Or the free feature.
35:14And a good free feature.
35:16A book a win.
35:17I noticed we entered into negative territory for the year.
35:22Barely.
35:22Barely.
35:23But if you look in the description, you see our year-to-date stats.
35:27We are losing on the year, but it's almost statistically entirely true.
35:33We are losing on the year, but it's almost statistically insignificant.
35:39For as much gambling as we've been doing.
35:41Oh yeah, the swings are big.
35:43Oh, you know, at the end of this month, we compiled the...
35:49I'd like to add back free play and points.
35:52Yeah.
35:52And we'll put that in the stats in the next couple of days.
35:56Oh.
35:58All of those are on our Discord.
36:00Yeah, it's cool.
36:01If you look in the description of the video, it has the win-loss.
36:05I just looked at it because I don't look at that very often.
36:07I was curious what our numbers were.
36:10I'm curious if we're going to get another bonus here soon.
36:12We need to.
36:13Yeah.
36:14Well, the good news is when we get them, they're big.
36:17Or they have been.
36:18That's been the trend so far.
36:20All right, back in business.
36:24Yeah, they're filming some sort of music video here right now.
36:29Oh.
36:33Yeah.
36:34This light right here keeps shining in my eyes.
36:36That's for the music video.
36:37Yeah.
36:39Yeah, it's a good thing we don't get a lot of people doing music video.
36:44Yeah, it's a good thing we don't get a lot of people doing music videos.
36:46my eyes. That's for the music video. Yeah. Come on let's get something here guys. I
36:52do not want to see this go the way of the first few minutes of this thing. Come
36:57on. Another 20. I was in such good spirits we got that those two $2,500
37:02balls. Let's do that again. Oh Buffalo no. That helps the counter. The
37:08row three Buffalo is the tricky part. It just feels like it's gonna be hard to
37:12have another $10,000 come back. Yeah. Well if anyone can do it we can. For
37:19sure.
37:22Oh where was that in the bonus? You know how massive that would have been? Big. At
37:30least 2,400. Oh all right come on counter or bonus. Quickly please. Okay. In this
37:39game should they call it the cow-ter? Why? The counter. There's no cows in this game. Well you know I don't know
37:47Buffalo. There's a female. One more. No. Work with me AJ. Man we get seven a lot. Six.
37:55I wonder what the return to player would be if you could switch this to only
38:01need six to get the bonus. A lot. Very funny. Can we do that? No.
38:10What if you could just magically change that just for us? We'd make a fortune.
38:18You can't. Come on. Oh my goodness. Ten thousand. Come on. Yeah. Where'd our ten
38:26thousand go? Right in the machine. It's coming back. I do not want to put that
38:34more money in this thing. Come on. Coin. Coin. Coin. No. Idiot. Coin.
38:45Not optimal. We're running out of runway on the free feature so we're gonna get
38:50that soon. Well I mean still three hundred more to go. It could be a while.
38:59Come on right here.
39:05This music video. Annoying music video. The light. Everything's the ten thousand.
39:11Sticky button. Everything's just going to hell in a handbasket here for us.
39:15Darn it. Image is now 15,000. I don't like the trajectory. Let's turn this back
39:21around. We did it once. Man I was so happy there for a minute. It's weird how.
39:28What comes first? Maybe if you're happy that'll make you win.
39:34Yeah maybe. I just think winning is what makes me happy. It's really weird.
39:39I'm coin operated as WBG says. I like that expression. Come on.
39:48I like those old pay phones.
39:52Okay. Yeah it popped out. A little turtle head came down there.
40:02Prairie dogging? Yeah.
40:07That was a big spool. The old blocker. Line pay blocker.
40:15Alright you get the first four. Yeah. Get nothing else because of it.
40:20Don't do this to us machine. We got it. Alright. Alright. Alright. We can do this.
40:27Well we need a what? Twelve thousand. We need a record-breaking bonus. Not a
40:33sandow. Alright. Well we have a shot. We have a shot.
40:47Oh no. Very rocky start. I have a feeling I've seen this movie. No. Come on.
40:54Coins at some point. Oh no. Total zero. Coin. No coin. Yes. Alright.
40:59Phew. I was gonna be very annoyed. Still might be.
41:06How much have we won so far? Zero. Two more. No. We've won zero. Unbelievable.
41:17Alright. Three. We need a three. King? Three. No.
41:24A thousand. Coins. Oh boy. Alright. So the image is fifteen thousand plus these
41:31chips. Yeah. Yeah. We have these chips at fifteen thousand. Yeah. Alright. Let's go.
41:36Forty-five hundred of fifteen thousand. UTH. Ultimate Texas Hold'em. What? Like a royal flush or a straight flush would
41:42help here or four of a kind? Yeah something like that. Let's look at the cards. Nine.
41:46Let's go. All in. Is that an all in? Yeah. This might be a fast deal here. Kings and
41:54nines. Let's see. More spades please. Oh a lot of spades. Oh ace. How about a king and a
42:00nine? Or a spade and a spade. Hey. Alright. Alright. We just need to. Know what we need to dodge. Don't say it. Yeah don't say it. Don't say what we
42:08need to dodge. Two. King. Does our kicker play? Yes. We have a nine. Nice. The nine saved us. Very nicely done. Easy game. Yeah. So you win
42:28everything but this. This you need what? A straighter higher or something to win?
42:33So that's that's a tough one to win. If they go right in the circle you tend to
42:40do better. If they face you is that good? That's also good yeah. Either that or OCD. One of the two.
42:50You don't like when I play with my chips huh? It's just loud. Yeah. Alright ace under. No look.
42:59Oh queen's good. Queen six suited. I think it's queen seven suited or is it queen six?
43:06You're checking? Wait. I'm checking. No you go all in on that. You want me to go all in on this? I want to go all in on that. You just love to go all in. I do. Alright. Hearts. Two hearts. Oh I want WBGB to
43:18write and I'd be wrong. Come on. Hearts. Hearts. Hearts. Hearts. Hearts. Hearts. One more red card. Hearts. Oh a lot of hearts. Uh oh. Is our queen gonna play? Wait a second. Stay black.
43:29She needs black cards. Six. Come on black. Alright. We have a bigger face. We have a bigger heart. I know but ace king I was worried about. Oh come on. What I'm allowed to be worried about it? WBG again proves to be right with his nerves of steel. And we're going to win this one that we said can't be won. 750 there I believe. Oh you get paid a whatever a premium on that? Like getting a blackjack. Oh that's great. Wow. Easy game.
43:58I don't like it. So that was a 3250. So I just I'm putting 5k over here.
44:07What's the inventory? We have 5k right here. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Book the 5,000.
44:16Probably a good idea. Why don't we go play one hand of Baccarat or something for the rest?
44:20Should we play until we lose? Oh you want to do that? Well I mean we could it could be hot. I don't know.
44:26Wait how much is this of 20 now? It's a 15. It's 15. We're down five exactly. Well we're actually down
44:31less than five. How much you have there? One. Two. Three. Four. Five. So we have 10. So we need to win five more?
44:41Yeah. All right let's just let's just see if we can keep winning. All right let's go. Let's bet
44:45something for the dealer. All right how do you do that? Just put it right there.
44:49So that they have to qualify to get paid. So we're incentivizing them to qualify.
44:58Qualify and let us win. How about that?
45:03Nine. Nine was good last time. How did you know?
45:09All right here we go. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine. Aces. Jacks.
45:15So it's actually okay. We just have to fade. You know what? Winner. Oh no. She got a flush.
45:25Fade a flush. Ouch. We should have quit. Idiot. Well we lost but now we're down less. Yeah.
45:34Oh that's unfortunate. That darn pair of nines. I wasn't crazy about that.
45:38A lot of things can be the pair of nines. Yeah. All right let's go.
45:44Good. How you doing? I think we're okay right now. Thank you. Thank you.
45:53Man. You got to win that back. We should have quit. It's so easy to say now. Should have quit.
45:59Let's see. We should have quit on the Buffalo link at when we were winning. Oh yeah up 300.
46:04All right here we go. Six. Ten. All right just a check. K.F.R.C. Not a lot of money at risk here.
46:10Yeah that's. It's our first hand not going all in. Oh my. We should have gone all in.
46:14Idiots. You can bet a thousand though. Yeah after you see three of the cards. Ten or six.
46:22We beat that. Tens and sixes beats tens and fives. Three four five six. That's very good.
46:27Poker player. And they qualify. We got some of our money back. 1,500 of it. All right well.
46:36Here let's do this. This is. We can't. We can't win it for her. Just give it to her. Okay there you go.
46:45Is this still five? Yeah. So we have 7,500. 8,500 right now. And that's of 15. 15. Yeah.
46:56We need a royal. I'll be at 250,000. We need a royal. That'd be 250,000. That'd be fantastic.
47:01That'd be fantastic. What are the odds of getting a royal? I have a question. Would that make you happier?
47:06I would be thrilled. For hours. For hours. At least till the end of the day. Oh. You get all the money back
47:13here down in the stock market. Oh no it's a check. No I have lost a lot in the last couple weeks.
47:21A lot more than that. I'll put it to you that way. Oh I don't like it. Checking in. King or a deuce?
47:28Both. I think we go with it. Yeah. I think we have to defend our position here. King kicker. Yeah.
47:35She qualifies. Oh see ya. See you later. Have a nice day.
47:40We're still winning 2,000 on UTH. Uh that we have 2,100. Yeah. Keep going. Yeah. Fire it in there.
47:48I like this game. It's fun when you win. Not as crazy about it when you lose.
47:53Very similar to a lot of games. Do you arrange your sock drawer the same way?
47:57Oh yeah. I'm all lined up. He doesn't do his own laundry. Oh he seems very concerned with the.
48:04It will. It's kind of. I have an excellent laundry system. I throw the stuff on the floor and it ends
48:09up folding it in my drawer. Magically. Magically. Yeah. Got the laundry fairy.
48:18Oh boy. Oh here we go again. Any four. I'm not crazy about that. Unless we get a four.
48:26Ah we're wrecked. We got a fate of the world here. 10-8 for you. 10-8. 10-8. 10-8. Nope. See ya.
48:33Now we're down. I don't like low pairs. Yeah they're tough but you still have to go with them.
48:43So we have four. We're down like a few hundred on this now.
48:48Here. That's for you.
48:49Should I bet trips? Sure. Sure. Just for the people who always say we should. I hope it works.
48:56I mean people always say we should. I think it's probably a bad bet but we need a break here.
49:12Oh man that's a really strong hand if you're playing low ball. Check.
49:20Low. Ace-2-4. Oh ace-4. I mean ace-3-4. We need a 3. 3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-4.
49:30High-high. Surrender. I don't see a way to win that.
49:38Well I think you were onto something when you said quit when we were up 5,000. I did didn't I?
49:44I don't know. Someone did. I think it was WBG said go play a hand of baccarat.
49:48I guess now we're uh. Now we have one all-in left. Should we just go all-in blind? No.
49:58You're not going to organize the chips this time? Your sock drawer?
50:01That hasn't been working too well. That's called the sock drawer from now on. Yeah.
50:08All right come on. I've never gotten a royal on this. I need 250,000 real bad.
50:13EJ is your sock drawer organized? Your house is always kind of messy. No it's not. Yes it is.
50:20You have no idea what you're talking about. I've only been there like five times and it's
50:24always been messy. The life of a bachelor. It's not messy. It's very messy. Oh all-in. Oh here
50:29we go again. Mystery card. We only know we have an ace. Oh we need a queen or king. Oh boy.
50:38Oh we win. Do we qualify? Yeah she qualified. All right good. I like it. A6. Hey we won blind.
50:47Look at us go. Well now we're on a roll huh? So this just needs to be 15,000. Yeah. Is that all?
50:53Easy peasy. Few in a row it could happen. Fewer. It doesn't happen very often on this I've noticed.
51:02I think the rule of thumb on all games is quit while you're ahead. I say we win this hand. Yeah
51:09and then the one hand of Baccarat. Yeah because I think we'll have enough to get even. All right.
51:15So we got yeah what 7,500 hand. So now you're shuffling the chips.
51:18Quietly though. Oh yeah it's okay if you do it.
51:26Well let's go. You like that? Not really but let's go. Why are you doing it? Let's go.
51:30Is it? You just love to gamble don't you? All right let's win. Red cards. There it is.
51:41All right. What do we have? We have a winner and they qualify. Oh I knew we should go all in.
51:48No wonder you love gambling so much. Listen Matt. You do look like a hero when we win.
51:53If you're scared. Call the police. Exactly. How much we got? We got enough for one hand of
51:57Baccarat to get even or get even worse. We got over 7,500. We have 8,000. All right we're going.
52:02Let's go win. All right so here I sit at this empty Baccarat table. All the ones in the back
52:08were either reserved or full and we decided you know what we might have just saved ourselves
52:16$7,000. So I sit here with 8,000. What is this a $5,000 chip? It's beautiful. My eyes are really
52:25getting bad. $8,000 chip. I mean an $8,000 total chip. $7,000 down. Disappointed a little bit
52:32because we had a profit going at the end of that Buffalo link when we came around the far turn
52:38and then it just kind of went off a little bit of a cliff for us. I feel good about our Ultimate
52:42Texas Hold'em thanks to the brilliance of WBG always wanting to go all in. Jack8ofhearts would
52:48you guys go all in with that? WBG said oh fire it in there. So of course we listened to the gambling
52:54god himself. I don't know. I feel pretty good about a $7,000 lose because I got a Wagyu rice
53:01bowl from the food court comped and that's how much are those EJ? 22 bucks. 27. They're like 30
53:08after tax. But don't forget we were in for $20,000. Oh I am not forgetting. We had a lot of good
53:15bonuses. We're able to make a lot of get a lot of hand pays, pay out a lot of tips and lose $7,000.
53:21So a lot of positives happen for the casino, for the wait staff, for the food court,
53:28the slot attendants. Everybody won except us. On the way out I'll tip the valet $20 and they'll
53:34win too. So a lot of winners here today just not us and that's about all I have to say. The music
53:42video that they're producing maybe someday you'll see it. Apparently it's a Russian singer, dancer,
53:47actress something along those lines and that's all I have to report ladies and gentlemen. Good
53:52day though in general. Anything new EJ? Make sure you subscribe. I don't mention that very often but
53:59because we're so excited we hit a million subscribers now we should really start going
54:05hard for 2 million subscribers and if you all subscribe and tell one friend then we'd be at
54:112 million overnight. Wouldn't that be cool if everyone watching subscribed and then woke up
54:15in the morning we had 2 million subscribers. How much would you give me if we pulled that off?
54:19I'd give you a million dollars. A million dollars? Yeah. All right I'll take it. Guys I need a million
54:24from EJ. Let's get it. That's all. Anything WBG? You're leaning in there. I was just gonna say
54:29good night and have a pleasant tomorrow. Yeah? Remember that? No. From Saturday Night Live.
54:35Oh well good night and have a pleasant tomorrow. I'm Walter Cronkite.