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= +$13,230 YTD
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Vegas Matt -$74
EJ +$4,575
WBG -$2,796
W2Jesus $-1,860
Kevin $1,555
Poofesure +$200
Coach Z -$1,000
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00:00Well, it's another day here at the casino, and we're gonna play this machine right behind us. It owes us.
00:04We played the other version of that, the Dolphin one.
00:07We're gonna play Moe, Moe, Moe, Mummy, and some other fun games today.
00:12I'm feeling good, feeling fresh, ready to book a win.
00:16Ultimate Fast Cash.
00:18$125 a spin since we're so due.
00:22$5 to nom.
00:23$10,000?
00:25A vintage.
00:26Ooh.
00:28We're very due on this machine.
00:31We played the Dolphin version, right?
00:33Yeah, we got wrecked.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Does the dueness carry over from the Dolphin version to the Emperor version?
00:39Absolutely. It's just like being due on Blackjack, right?
00:41It's the same game. It doesn't matter if it's the hand, the table, the casino. None of that matters.
00:46Oh, because my next question was gonna be...
00:47One more!
00:48...what if it's a...
00:49One more beater!
00:51Stupid.
00:53Like if they did a dealer change, but you were at the same table, the dueness would carry over.
00:57Last night I won $2,000 on Blackjack, and I got another Royal.
01:03Wow, good for you.
01:07Come on.
01:08Oh.
01:09So you need four of those.
01:10Why didn't it sweat it on the last one?
01:12It sweats the free games, but not the balls.
01:17That's funny.
01:23Ah.
01:24Ah, I thought we had it.
01:27Let's side bet it.
01:28Alright.
01:30Balls or free games. Right? Money Buffalo or free games?
01:34Sure. You pick.
01:36And so what is the ultimate fast cash?
01:39That's the Firelink feature.
01:41So it doesn't apply.
01:45Uh, wait.
01:46It's the balls, right?
01:48Yeah, that's the balls. It applies.
01:50I'm saying for this bet, though.
01:52Yeah, definitely.
01:53If you get the Bonu meter, that's the balls bonus. It definitely counts.
01:57Alright.
01:59I mean, it's kind of silly not to take balls then, right?
02:02I don't think so. I think the free games has...
02:04I think free games is the better bet.
02:06Well, it sounds like you guys have your bet laid out for you then.
02:09WBG gets balls, you get free games.
02:11Yeah, sounds good.
02:12Alright, how much are we betting?
02:13A hundred.
02:15As long as you think it's fair.
02:16It is fair.
02:17Alright.
02:18I think it's fair.
02:20No, the balls are probably worth a lot more.
02:22So that's probably why they're more difficult.
02:24Even with the Bonu meter.
02:31Oh.
02:34One more.
02:35Yes, at least.
02:38Did we get it?
02:39Yeah.
02:40Now get the, uh, the thing.
02:42Super fast cash thing.
02:44At least there's a decent value on that.
02:50Nice.
02:53I like the pace.
02:54Just keep landing them like that.
02:58Yeah.
03:00One more.
03:03Yeah, there we go.
03:06Oh, I saw the super fast cash.
03:08Nice, one more.
03:14Come on.
03:16Come on.
03:18Come on, need something here.
03:21Uh oh.
03:22Idiot.
03:31Back to the startage at least.
03:37Is that right?
03:38Ah, it's very close, yeah.
03:40Oh, yeah.
03:41Oh, yeah.
03:44Very good.
03:45I mean, I don't think it's enough to declare French Street yet, but...
03:49We're back to startage.
03:51Oh, there we go, thank you.
03:53You're welcome, sir.
03:54Yeah, we barely crossed the liminal there.
03:56Do you want to run that back?
03:58Uh, sure.
04:04So when you trigger it with four balls, it resets the Bonu meter.
04:09They have the terracotta warriors in this game, too.
04:12Just like Dragonlight.
04:14Is that the stone guys?
04:15Yeah, well, they're terracotta, but yes.
04:25That hold and spin is kind of hard to get,
04:27and it's not great if you don't get the ultra hot cash, or whatever it's called.
04:33Um...
04:36Yeah.
04:37Whoa, was that two grand on 125?
04:39It's not very good.
04:4016 bets, 17 bets.
04:43Yeah, below average, I bet.
04:54We only had, what, one $500 one?
04:56I think all the rest were $250s and $125s.
04:58It's a small school. There's big schools in this, though.
05:00Oh, 100%.
05:01They have the different color balls.
05:04Kind of like the NFL game.
05:08I still can't get over how great that NFL game was at one time,
05:11when we got, like, whatever it was, $30,000 or something.
05:14$36,000.
05:16That was crazy.
05:21Oh, come on.
05:22There it is.
05:23A hundred bucks for me.
05:24I want you to get it.
05:25Yeah!
05:26One more.
05:30One more would have been more games.
05:32I don't know.
05:33That's the one I had handy.
05:34But it'd be good.
05:35It's always good to get more.
05:38All right, here you go.
05:39Six free games.
05:42What?
05:43Oh, you got it!
05:44I got what?
05:45$500.
05:48No, because it split into four.
05:50He said, I got one.
06:01What?
06:02We got it.
06:03See?
06:05Oh, he scared me there.
06:13Nice.
06:14Unlock it.
06:16All the way to the top, baby.
06:18Let's go.
06:22A lot of real estate over there.
06:26Let's land something up there worth getting to.
06:28Come on.
06:30Oh!
06:31Oh, super fast gas is up there.
06:34It's just not that great, though.
06:37We got a whole bonus left.
06:39Right, exactly.
06:40Yeah, but the Holden Spin in particular.
06:42Yeah.
06:43Maybe they give you a less good one for a bonus and a bonus.
06:47I'll take it.
06:48Wait, did those doors open?
06:49Oh, yeah.
06:50King's behind it, right?
06:52Yes.
06:55Idiot.
06:56Idiot.
07:03So if you get it in the middle row, you get the bonus.
07:07Nice.
07:08Is that it?
07:09Yeah.
07:10Oh, my lanta.
07:11Nice one.
07:12Bigger school, too.
07:21Yeah.
07:23I'd like to see the super fast gas.
07:27Yeah.
07:32Nice, nice, nice.
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:34There you go.
07:35375.
07:36You got one more for sure.
07:39There it is.
07:40There it is.
07:41Done.
07:42Money.
07:43Donezo.
07:44Oh, a lot of super fast gas is in there.
07:48One more is coming.
07:49Oh, yeah.
07:50Easy.
07:51Boom.
07:52Oh.
07:53What?
07:57Still got games left.
07:58I was going to say, I don't think the other bonus is over yet.
08:03So this is definitely worthy of announcement.
08:06Front street for sure this time.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Definitely front street worthy announcement.
08:12Both seats planted firmly on front street.
08:14Yeah.
08:164,700 so far.
08:17Let's keep it going.
08:19Two more games.
08:20Let's go.
08:21Uh-oh.
08:22That's all she wrote.
08:28Let's hang it.
08:31They're going to make us.
08:37Yeah.
08:40All right.
08:41I like it so far.
08:42Me, too.
08:46All right.
08:47I like it so far.
08:48Me, too.
08:49Ooh.
08:50Me, too.
08:55Do we need a tiebreaker, EJ?
08:56Sure.
08:58All right.
08:59That's good.
09:01Same way?
09:03Yeah.
09:04I think so.
09:05All right.
09:06Does it seem fair?
09:07One and one so far?
09:08Yeah.
09:09It's close enough, even if it's unfair.
09:10It's close enough.
09:13We don't know whose it's unfair.
09:14I'm saying it can't be that far.
09:16Well, and both of you think you have the better side, or at least you did.
09:19I think it's fair.
09:20I just think it's fair, yeah.
09:21Oh, come on.
09:23I don't know if I do it or not.
09:25I just think it's close enough.
09:32Oh, you got it.
09:33One more.
09:34No.
09:36Three.
09:38It's not like I'm playing him in ping pong or something like that where he doesn't have a chance.
09:41Yeah, right.
09:46I can't believe you've never beaten me at ping pong.
09:49Never.
09:50Not once.
09:51You haven't.
09:52Ever.
09:53Well, we never played.
09:54Well, that's also true.
09:55I feel like that's only part of the reason.
09:57Yeah.
10:03Vegas Matt beat me at ping pong, though.
10:06Oh!
10:07Oh!
10:09It was fine.
10:12He's actually quite good.
10:16I think he thinks he's better than you.
10:19He's not better than me.
10:20He knows it.
10:23EJ started passing me in ping pong at about 15 or 16 years old.
10:31How did you take that?
10:32Were you very gracious, or did you kind of refuse to play enough for that because you
10:36didn't want to give him the satisfaction of beating his old man?
10:39I don't know.
10:40I was pretty happy that he got good.
10:41But we used to play a lot.
10:43Later on in our career, it would be a thing where I wouldn't really try that hard.
10:47He'd be up like 15 to 7 or something, and then every single time I'd come back and beat
10:52him, and he'd get so pissed.
10:54I believe that.
10:55So were you good at ping pong before EJ got good at it?
10:58Yeah, I played it when I was a kid a lot.
11:00Okay.
11:01So he...
11:02My brother and I would fire it in there in the garage.
11:04It's so fun, ping pong, when you're a kid.
11:06Oh my gosh.
11:07Yeah.
11:08It's not fun when you're a grown-up.
11:09He would just never have time to do it.
11:12I guess that's the issue.
11:14There are ping pong clubs in a lot of big cities.
11:19Oh yeah?
11:21Everyone plays pickleball now.
11:22Very true.
11:23That is true.
11:28A friend of mine who loves pickleball calls it...
11:31He said...
11:32When he was describing it to me the first time, he said,
11:35It's like you're playing ping pong, but you're standing on top of the table.
11:39I don't know if that's an accurate way to describe it or not,
11:41but that's how my buddy Tom told me.
11:43I mean, kind of.
11:49Except you don't really volley in ping pong.
11:53Well, the bonu meter's all the way up again.
11:55Yes!
11:56Bonu meter.
11:57There you go.
11:58I won?
11:59Yeah.
12:00Alright.
12:03Come on, baby.
12:04Super fast cash.
12:05Yeah, we're due.
12:10Wow.
12:20Yeah.
12:21All those huge values that fly by on top.
12:24Top row?
12:25Yeah, like 6,000.
12:29Let's get one of those.
12:31Come on.
12:33I like the Guitar Hero soundtrack to this game.
12:35More!
12:36Idiot!
12:40Seems like it always unlocks one or two, and then it's passed out.
12:44Yeah.
12:51Oh, you can fire it in there.
12:54That's good.
12:59I'm happy with the frequency so far.
13:01Yeah, I guess we just need a really big one in that super fast cash.
13:05Can't give up yet.
13:09Have you ever seen the movie Frequency?
13:12Uh, what was it about?
13:15About a radio that picked up a particular frequency from a far off land.
13:21Like, from the past.
13:23Sounds familiar.
13:24Really, really good film.
13:34We should play that Lanterns of the Dragon game again.
13:37Oh, that was fun.
13:38What is it?
13:40Lanterns of the Dragon.
13:42One where the sheep are dressing, gets all the way to the top with the little lanterns.
13:46Oh, yeah.
13:47This one's Dragon Empire.
13:50There's a lot of dragons involved in slot machines.
13:53Dragons are in vogue in casinos right now.
14:01You like dragons, don't you?
14:03Don't you like dragon statuettes and things like that?
14:05Oh, dragons are awesome.
14:06Yeah.
14:07I know whenever we go to a casino gift shop, you always are looking for those dragon statues.
14:12It's not my aesthetic, but I do have a friend who asked me to buy him one one time.
14:18And he's in his 40s, so I had thoughts about a dude with dragon statues in his 40s.
14:24Wasn't that the velvet poster for you, though?
14:27I don't know what you're talking about now.
14:29Oh, maybe that was for him also.
14:31I do remember us going to a casino gift shop and being like,
14:34Oh, I gotta see if they have any dragon statues.
14:37Was this south of Las Vegas?
14:39Yeah, probably been.
14:49I really want the free games.
14:51I think they're a little more fun than the Holden Spin, which I found to be disappointing.
14:55We got two Holden Spins in it. That was great.
14:57It's two to one, right?
14:58Yeah.
15:00Are we on or not?
15:02Yeah, we're on.
15:04I'm up 100 at the moment on the side bets.
15:13Come on.
15:17I don't like getting off the high water mark like this.
15:19Quite a ways, too.
15:21Gotta get it soon so we can get back to English.
15:25Still firmly on Front Street, though.
15:27No, we're way behind.
15:29Oh, yeah, I was thinking it was five. Oops.
15:33We're on Backstreet now.
15:42If we ever start a band, we can call ourselves the Front Street Boys.
15:45Good, like a gambling themed band?
15:47Yeah, Front Street Boys.
15:54Who would be the lead singer?
15:56I was thinking about it, and I like it that way.
15:59This is a Sandow all of a sudden.
16:02Yep.
16:05We should have quit after that last bonus, I think.
16:08Why didn't we?
16:10I don't know.
16:13It's always so easy to say in retrospect.
16:16Well, you get four bonuses in a row, it's a pretty good indicator it's a good time to quit.
16:20But it could mean the machine's hot, you never know.
16:23It feels like the meter moves every time you get a ball.
16:27Like on the Buffalo Stampede game, it doesn't move every time.
16:30But this time, every time you catch a ball, it moves.
16:34Until it gets stuck on the middle, the S dollar sign?
16:39No, I don't think so. I think it moves every time.
16:49That's probably a good symbol, huh?
16:51270.
16:53One more.
16:55Yeah!
16:56Now we're logging.
16:58Idiot.
17:00What happened?
17:01I lost 100.
17:02This is a medium-ish school.
17:07How's my drill up there?
17:08Yeah, good. Let's get it.
17:11Oh, 500. Oh, nice! That was a $1,000 spin.
17:14Only two more? One more. Two more.
17:18We need a lot here. Come on.
17:21Come on.
17:22Let's not wait.
17:23Get in here.
17:25Yes!
17:26I had given up.
17:27Yeah, I thought we were smoked.
17:32Come on.
17:33I bet you get it.
17:34Yes!
17:35Where's the super...
17:36There's four more.
17:37We really need four more.
17:39It's worth like $2,500 at the minimum.
17:47Come on.
17:48One more here.
17:49Yes!
17:50Chipping away at it.
17:51Two more!
17:53Oh.
17:58Come on.
17:59Fired in there.
18:01Yes!
18:02Oh, boy.
18:03One more.
18:04It's worth $2,500 at least.
18:11Come on.
18:14One more.
18:15Get it!
18:16No!
18:17Idiot.
18:19Oh, that's a bummer.
18:29All right.
18:39Lanterns of the Dragon.
18:41WBG, there's your $100.
18:43You're down $200, huh?
18:45I am.
18:46Well, that was not...
18:47Considering we were playing...
18:52$125 a spin.
18:53Not bad.
18:54We only lost like $900.
18:55Not bad.
18:56Yeah, not bad.
18:57When we played this the other day,
18:59it was the first time I'd ever played this,
19:01but I dig it.
19:02Yeah, I like it, too.
19:03I really did not like it the first time we played it,
19:05which is funny.
19:06We should really get the Dragon Prize this time.
19:08What's that again?
19:09We don't...
19:10It's a feature.
19:11Oh, a feature.
19:12Okay.
19:13But we don't know much more than that.
19:15No, we got it, didn't we?
19:17We did, yeah.
19:18It's the one with the gun barrel thing.
19:20It's the bonus thing for the...
19:23That's right.
19:24A feature.
19:25It's a feature, right.
19:30I mean, what else would you call it?
19:32No, it's an apt description.
19:35It's the...
19:36Oh, we got it.
19:37Double coins.
19:38It's the Dragon Train bonus.
19:40So this is the same thing, but with double coins.
19:43Yeah, they can split.
19:45Do they split or do they come doubled?
19:49They come doubled.
19:50Why didn't we get it?
19:52You gotta get one in each column, left or right.
19:56Oh, that would have been a good one.
19:58The double-up is huge in this.
20:01Oh, you got two at least.
20:04Let's go.
20:05Spins?
20:06Yeah.
20:08Oh.
20:09So good.
20:10Dragon Prize would have been a massive there.
20:12Oh, yeah.
20:13That extra feature.
20:14What is the Dragon Prize?
20:18We may never know.
20:21It's a feature.
20:29Come on, fire it in there so we get the guaranteed one again.
20:32What the heck?
20:34Oh, wow, look at that.
20:35Look at that.
20:42Yes.
20:44Okay, come on, spins.
20:45Nothing.
20:53Oh, jeez.
20:57Complete disaster.
21:01We're winning on this game at least.
21:05Fighting our way back towards Front Street.
21:08Now, that was a lot of fun.
21:09It was only like 10 bets.
21:12I really prefer the double-up.
21:15Oh, look at that.
21:16That should be something.
21:18Uh-oh.
21:19No.
21:21Does it light up on the sides when it triggers?
21:25I forget how you can tell, but you can tell.
21:27Yeah.
21:29Ooh.
21:32Ooh.
21:33I want one of them triple pops.
21:35I want one of them french fried potatoes.
21:38I like them french fried potatoes.
21:40Mm-hmm.
21:43Sounds like Slingblade.
21:44I like the way you talk.
21:45Mm-hmm.
21:48Better send an ambulance and a hearse.
21:51Tommy Lee Jones, what an actor he is.
21:54That's got to be decent.
21:55Yeah.
21:56That's not Tommy Lee Jones.
21:57It's not?
21:58I thought that Slingblade was Tommy Lee Jones.
21:59No, Billy Bob.
22:00Oh, that's who I meant.
22:01I was thinking about...
22:03You knew it was a double name?
22:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:07Billy Bob's great.
22:09That's who I meant.
22:11I mean, Tommy Lee Jones ain't bad either.
22:12He's also good, yeah.
22:13For some reason, I had the movie The Fugitive in my brain.
22:19That movie was huge in the 90s.
22:21Huge, yeah.
22:23Every hen house, outhouse, farmhouse.
22:28Waffle house.
22:29Yeah, exactly.
22:33You ever watch the original show, The Fugitive?
22:36Yes, the one-armed man.
22:38Yeah.
22:40Oh.
22:41Yeah, and then everyone was saying that for a while, right?
22:43Right.
22:44It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man.
22:46Right.
22:48I swear.
22:50Ooh, dragon fries.
22:51I wonder what that is.
22:56I bet it's a feature.
22:57It's weird that it makes a noise when you can't get it.
23:02Uh-oh.
23:03What does that mean?
23:04We get two, Gary gets two.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Ugh.
23:11405, like the freeway.
23:13Freeway.
23:20Do we want to have a side bet again?
23:24I'll take green.
23:26All right, what do you want, W-2?
23:28Well, I mean, I want double or triple, but I always get accused of angling you guys when I take it.
23:32I wonder why you want it so bad.
23:34Because I'm an optimist.
23:36Why don't I go last and you guys pick?
23:38W-B-G?
23:40Uh, I mean, I want to root for double or triple pop, so I'll take that.
23:44Oh, W-2, you got rekt.
23:46I'll take the double up.
23:48All right.
23:49In that case, I'll take double coins.
23:53Although we just got it, so I feel like I don't have a very good shot.
23:56Oh.
24:00I'd like to see that triple pop.
24:02Oh.
24:07It kind of has a very satisfying real spin sound.
24:10Sure.
24:11Oh.
24:16Oh.
24:17Yeah!
24:18Idiot.
24:19Yeah!
24:20That's baloney.
24:22There you go.
24:23Hey, I'm winning on the day now.
24:24There you go.
24:25What'd you lose, your money?
24:26I'm going to give you a white one.
24:27Thanks.
24:28Just to say, I don't fuck bitter.
24:29No, I actually did.
24:32No, you didn't.
24:34No, I didn't.
24:35Idiot.
24:36It's in my sweatshirt.
24:37I never put it there.
24:38All right, here you go.
24:40It's rather thick today.
24:42She said.
24:44Whew, that was scary.
24:48Idiot.
24:49Idiot.
24:52I thought the double up was two.
24:54It is when you get two.
24:55You have to get the two first.
24:58Well, let's get the two for crying out sakes.
25:00Here you go.
25:02Can we get it even once?
25:03Yeah, for sure.
25:05Right here.
25:07Wow, this is a complete disaster so far.
25:11There we go.
25:13Games, games, games.
25:14It spins.
25:17It spins.
25:18Wow.
25:19Wow.
25:25Not optimal.
25:26Let's go.
25:32Wow.
25:33There we go.
25:34We got it.
25:37We need spins.
25:38Spins.
25:43What a sando.
25:44What a sando.
25:45Thanks.
25:47It is better than our first bonus.
25:49Yeah, it's true.
25:53Like twice as good almost.
25:55It's about even on this game.
26:01Same bet?
26:02I was just going to say, you guys want to run it back?
26:04Sure.
26:05All right, same way?
26:06Yeah, it's fine by me.
26:10W2, is that same good with you?
26:11Or do you think the blue is still not due?
26:13I was trying to free roll it for a minute.
26:15If someone else won, I could just say no.
26:18That would be it, yeah.
26:20All right, so I need green here.
26:28You know what I think we need?
26:29QOTD?
26:31Yeah, so the question of the day.
26:35Blue, W2.
26:37Nope.
26:41Red, EJ.
26:44Green.
26:47I want to make it all the way to column 5 on the regular coins thing outside of the bonus.
26:53I like having a goal.
26:55It's good.
26:59It's very good.
27:04All right.
27:05A lot of silence here.
27:06Okay, question of the day.
27:07Here we go.
27:08Yeah, I've located the WBG's question of the day from the YouTube comments.
27:13It comes from...
27:15Oh, that should do something.
27:16It comes from RetiredEgg.
27:20That's an interesting name, I think.
27:22I didn't know that...
27:24Exactly.
27:27All right, RetiredEgg would like to know, Vegas Matt, when you're staying at a casino,
27:32when you wake up in the middle of the night, do you ever go back down to the casino to play?
27:35Or when you're at home, do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and go down to the casino?
27:40I can't say that I've never done it.
27:43At home or at the hotel?
27:46Either way.
27:49But no, I would say generally no.
27:51Usually when I go to bed, I'm done.
27:54You're not the quickest to go to bed, though.
27:56No, I don't go to bed anytime soon.
27:59I have in the past done that, woken up in the middle of the night.
28:02I would go to Vegas when I didn't live there.
28:05But I do it so much now, I usually fire it all the way in there.
28:09And then when I'm done, I'm done.
28:11How about you? Have you ever done that?
28:13So when you're finished, you're done, that's it?
28:14Yeah, when I'm finished, I'm finished.
28:16Well, let me ask you this.
28:17If you're in one of the four states where online gambling is legal,
28:19do you ever get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something
28:22and fire a few hands of Baccarat in there?
28:24Oh, without question. Without question, I do that.
28:27So if it's available, you'll do it?
28:29Oh, yes!
28:32Wait again, you little sando?
28:34Double up. It's a winner, too.
28:37The question of the day bonus.
28:39It never fails.
28:41Very rarely. EJ is just cleaning house again on side bets.
28:44I'm even on the day of the side bets.
28:46Alright, W2 and I getting wrecked on the side bets.
28:54Alright, come on, double up.
28:55That must be a good bonus.
28:56Idiot.
28:57Idiot.
29:00I don't like the blank spins.
29:11There we go.
29:12Finally.
29:13Big numbers, please.
29:14Let's get some words.
29:20Spins.
29:21This is a sando.
29:22Sweet disaster.
29:29Better get some more here.
29:33Where's the plus three spins?
29:39What the heck?
29:44It felt like it knew.
29:47Worst bonus ever.
29:49Yeah, not great.
29:55Well, we're down 1,500 on this game.
29:571,600. Let's get a triple pop.
30:00Are we doing it again?
30:02Sure.
30:03Sure, fire it back in there.
30:04I need to win one.
30:07Green, let's go.
30:10Idiot.
30:11Oh, triple pop.
30:12I like it.
30:16I don't think the triple pop exists.
30:17We've gotten it.
30:18Oh, we have?
30:19Yeah.
30:20Oh, that must.
30:21It's pretty rare for me.
30:22I don't usually go back down to the casino once I go upstairs to the room.
30:27Sometimes.
30:28What about you, EJ?
30:30Oh, yeah.
30:31I get up middle of the night.
30:32I come down and I fire it in there.
30:34Idiot.
30:35You're kind of the least inclined to gamble of the four of us, though.
30:38Yeah, like when we're done gambling for the day, I don't gamble more.
30:44You guys do.
30:45I think you enjoy it, but the other three of us just kind of love it a little more than you do.
30:49Yeah.
30:50How else am I supposed to get royals every night?
30:52Yeah.
30:54Yeah.
30:55You've been on a nice little stretch the last little while.
30:5892 and 44,000.
31:04Playing with lucky Kevin.
31:05Yeah, you guys are in tall cotton, so he likes to say.
31:08Yeah.
31:09Since he's a cotton farmer.
31:11Yeah, we were in tall cotton.
31:13It's a good thing I drive, so I remember to hold the four to a royal.
31:17Yeah, exactly.
31:19Kevin has issues with that.
31:20Oh, yeah.
31:26Come on, we need a good bonus.
31:28What would constitute a good bonus?
31:30One that makes us winning on the day.
31:32Okay.
31:33High watermark of 14,000.
31:39Do you want to play?
31:40Oh, we should.
31:44I think we need another bonus on this.
31:48Just because we don't want an unresolved side bet.
31:50Yeah.
31:51We can carry the pot.
31:52Yeah.
31:53We can carry the pot.
31:54Just because we don't want an unresolved side bet.
31:55Yeah.
31:56We can carry the side bet over.
31:58I want a triple pot.
31:59Fairly easily.
32:00Yeah, but we can also just make a new side bet over there.
32:06I kind of like this game.
32:07I do, too.
32:11Major.
32:13Would have been almost as much as the minor.
32:15Just like 35 bucks shy.
32:18Interesting.
32:19You think that's because we're over betting the machine?
32:21Oh, yeah.
32:23It's been a real issue for us.
32:26All right, let's go.
32:29Something.
32:31You think this is a game you can over bet, Matt?
32:34No.
32:35This one's in high limit.
32:36It seems reasonable.
32:40You very rarely get the boom boom natural on this thing.
32:46Yeah, we haven't.
32:49Dragon prize.
32:50Dragon prize.
32:52What is a dragon prize?
32:55Triple pop is, I think, a figment of our imagination at this point.
33:09How much are you ahead now, EJ?
33:11What if I won 600 and I lost one or two to you?
33:14Lost two to me.
33:15So I'm ahead 400.
33:17Okay, then those guys are down 200 each.
33:18There we go.
33:20Oh.
33:21Green, come on.
33:24I'm guessing you have green.
33:25Yeah.
33:27How'd you know?
33:30It's just with the enthusiasm with which you're rooting for it.
33:38Yeah, why does it make that noise when you can't collect it?
33:42Just to annoy us?
33:43We're getting wrecked.
33:44It makes a lot of noise on line pays that are like $10 more than what we bet as well.
33:48I don't know if you've noticed that.
33:55Well, EJ, you were right about Moe Mummy.
33:56Time to leave.
34:01I don't want to be right.
34:04You don't want to grow up?
34:07I'm a Toys R Us kid.
34:08Green.
34:11You know that's back?
34:12Somebody bought the intellectual property of Toys R Us and they reopened stores.
34:15Oh, really?
34:16Yeah.
34:17They went bankrupt.
34:18That was wild.
34:20Come on now.
34:24I feel like in the age of internet shopping, that's going to be a tough find.
34:28Well, maybe just buy the website.
34:33Yeah, I remember I had a ColecoVision old game console.
34:39And I remember when new games would come out, I would get so excited to drive by Toys R Us
34:44just knowing that within that building contained the games that I wanted for my ColecoVision.
34:50Like it was the Anticipation when you were a kid and that kind of stuff.
34:56I know what you're talking about.
34:57I would be like obsessed with getting new skateboard wheels.
35:00Right.
35:01And I'd go over to the skateboard shop and just look at them for a while until I saved up the $12 to buy them.
35:06Yeah, just going to look at it knowing that
35:08Yeah, I'm right there with you.
35:09I'm so excited.
35:12We were at a loss for things to do back in the olden days.
35:19We really need Triple Pop.
35:21Come on.
35:23WBG, when you get multiple Lanterns on the same spin, do you think you're more likely to get it?
35:31Yeah, I think so.
35:32Yeah, I think so.
35:36I'd say if we don't get it pretty soon, this machine was a complete disaster.
35:42It was so good the other day, though.
35:44Probably not, actually, the more I think about it.
35:46I mean, it's just a visual representation.
35:50You don't think it's like one in 30 times you land one of those balloons, you're going to trigger it?
35:54Yeah, so you're thinking that, oh, here we go.
35:57But this just means we get this.
35:59I mean, a lot of good that did us.
36:03Blazed it.
36:04It could be when you get a Lantern and it spins some internal wheel and that's the only time it can land on that thing to trigger the Balloon Circle.
36:12It's possible.
36:13Yeah, I don't know.
36:18If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably a little more likely, but I don't know.
36:23It sure does give you a lot of big numbers when you don't get it.
36:29I just want somebody else to win this time.
36:31I mean, we'll take the Double Up.
36:34How about a Double Pop?
36:37Oh, I thought I had it.
36:39Well, we can't leave now, though.
36:40The perceived progression is that you're getting wrecked, perceived progression.
36:45All the way up on everything.
36:47This is how long it's been since you got a bonus.
36:49Yes.
36:51That was interesting.
36:53He always does that.
36:55Does that.
36:56Do you want to cash the ticket out and put it back in?
36:59Do you think that helps?
37:00Oh, yeah.
37:01A lot of people think that helps.
37:06Is the perceived progression bet dependent or game dependent?
37:10I think it's all the same on everything.
37:12It's the same on everything.
37:14Oh, there we go.
37:15120?
37:16How else are we going to win our money back?
37:17I like it.
37:19I don't think that's a normal strategy.
37:22Or lose it all.
37:25That'd be awesome.
37:33Triple Pop.
37:34Green.
37:37If it pops, do you collect the coins that are on the screen?
37:41I don't think so.
37:42Oh, triple.
37:43Come on, triple.
37:44No.
37:46We're getting smoked.
37:48I got two.
37:50I got two shots on it.
37:51You got it.
37:53W-2.
37:54Happy for you.
37:56Praise the Lord.
37:59Double points.
38:00Still trying to trip away at my down edge on the side bets for the year.
38:03This helps.
38:05300 there.
38:07Thank you, AJ.
38:09Right back at you.
38:10For the white one.
38:13Points.
38:16Oh, look at that.
38:17See those big ones?
38:20Yeah, it's fun.
38:21Come on.
38:25We need a lot of help here.
38:37Yeah, right.
38:40Annoying.
38:41Come on.
38:47Yeah, funny.
38:50Come on.
38:52Come on.
38:54This isn't the game today.
38:56No.
38:57Oh, perfect.
38:58I have a crazy idea.
38:59What?
39:03It could even get even worse.
39:04That's what I was thinking.
39:081, 2, 3, 4, 5.
39:10Alright, here's the plan.
39:11Halftime report.
39:13Dragon Link.
39:14$250 a spin.
39:15Just fire that $2,000 in there.
39:17Try to get our $10,000 back.
39:18Get to our high water mark.
39:19If not, take it to Blackjack.
39:21Run it up.
39:22How could we go wrong?
39:24Alright, let's win the million.
39:26Let's do it.
39:28I need a million.
39:31Oh, double noise here.
39:32You know, the other day we talked about leaving the balls on the screen.
39:34Let's leave the grand on the screen.
39:36Like that guy did to me not long ago.
39:38Definitely.
39:39No backup spins when we get the grand for sure.
39:42Such a baller move.
39:43Just leaving the million dollar grand on the screen.
39:45Let's do it.
39:46Come on.
39:48Ooh.
39:51That's not a lot of spins.
39:53No, we haven't gotten any line pays.
39:55That's our issue.
39:57Ooh, let's fix that.
40:00Come on.
40:01Uh-oh.
40:04$229 out of the $250.
40:05We've got to get it.
40:08And we're out.
40:10Correct.
40:11So the image is $15,000 now.
40:13This is $5,000.
40:14And that's $1,000.
40:15We've got to win a bunch.
40:16Let's go.
40:17All right.
40:20Single deck.
40:24$18,000.
40:26$18,000 push.
40:28Feels like a lucky push.
40:29Yeah, it is.
40:30The push is better than the shove.
40:33Uh-oh.
40:35They always have a 10 up.
40:39Another one of those.
40:40There you go.
40:41$17,000.
40:42Another one of those.
40:43There you go.
40:44How much is that?
40:45$19,000.
40:46$19,000.
40:47No.
40:54Hey.
40:55You forgot to bet.
40:58Only down $250 now.
41:13Three out of four times 10 up for him.
41:16Can't have a 10 under.
41:17Yes.
41:18Yeah.
41:21Nice.
41:23I guess this will just be the warm-up shoot.
41:25We're going to have to get a little more aggressive than this if we want to get to $15,000.
41:31We keep forgetting to bet.
41:34At least we're getting blackjacks.
41:36Yeah, you've got to be happy about that.
41:38I like blackjacks.
41:39I like blackjacks.
41:42Four out of five, 10 up.
41:44$17,000.
41:46Yeah.
41:48I like this warm-up shoot.
41:50Good warm-up.
41:51We're getting very warm.
41:54Some people even say hot.
41:57Five out of six, 10 up.
41:58It's all right.
42:03Whatever that is.
42:04Miscellaneous money.
42:07Oh, $13,000.
42:09$16,000.
42:10Nope, $19,000.
42:11$19,000.
42:15What do we got?
42:16$5,500.
42:17While we were shuffling, I switched them to $1,000 stacks.
42:20Just seems like, oh boy.
42:23I cut it wrong.
42:24No red light.
42:25No insurance.
42:26No red light.
42:29Okay.
42:30Okay.
42:31$20,000.
42:32Is that good enough?
42:33Yeah.
42:35Plenty good.
42:36Good start against a couple of aces.
42:38Yeah, that's great.
42:40So we have $6,500.
42:46$12,000 against a five.
42:47That's not going to be great.
42:48Yeah, it is.
42:49Maybe it is.
42:50No, it isn't.
42:51Wow.
42:52$21,000, huh?
42:58$20,000.
42:59$25,000.
43:01That was scary.
43:02Dog's the bullet.
43:03I felt it whiz right by my ear.
43:05You know why I'll do it?
43:06Why?
43:07Because you didn't say it.
43:08I didn't say it?
43:09Yeah, you know what you didn't say.
43:10I didn't say standard system is what you said.
43:12Oh, ace.
43:15$16,000.
43:17God.
43:18Why did you have to say that?
43:20It has nothing to do with what I said.
43:23Kind of shifted the vibes with that a bit.
43:26He brought it up.
43:27I didn't even remember.
43:31A little late with the eight.
43:33So we're down $500.
43:38Let's just win this one.
43:40As Coach Z would say, welcome to the casino.
43:43What do you got?
43:45$20,000, how about that?
43:46We're even.
43:47Even on blackjack.
43:49So we just need to make three stacks.
43:52Just like that.
43:53Okay.
43:54I cut it better this time.
43:55You cut it better?
43:56Yeah.
43:57Alright, $2,000.
43:59Oh, an eight?
44:00That's not the end of the world.
44:01That's not a ten.
44:03$18,000, alright.
44:04Nine under, nine under.
44:05Nine!
44:06Oh!
44:08I thought you cut it better.
44:09I thought I did too.
44:10That's really brutal.
44:11That is so, so typical.
44:12That was super brutal.
44:14Only card that could have beat us.
44:16$16,000 again.
44:17Do we ever get a five?
44:18Alright.
44:20Alright.
44:21Alright, well, push.
44:23Looks like we cheated death there a little bit.
44:25Yeah, but we got cheated on previous hands.
44:27Where was that last time?
44:29$20,000.
44:30Straight flush.
44:31Nice one.
44:32Should have bet more.
44:37Oh, boy.
44:38What are all the aces over there for?
44:41He's never had it.
44:42Oh, beautiful.
44:45Yeah.
44:46Back to even.
44:53$12,000.
44:57There was no way to win that.
44:59$2,000?
45:00I'm in.
45:01Let's go.
45:03Oh, my gosh.
45:04No.
45:06Yes, okay.
45:07$17,000 I've got.
45:09$18,000 in the ace.
45:15Blackjack's a really frustrating game, huh?
45:18Yes, it is.
45:20We never get those.
45:27This would be a good explanation of how to lose $5,000 real fast.
45:31Yes, it was.
45:33Alright, a $15,000 sando.
45:35God darn it.
45:36I was feeling so good.
45:38We did well in the beginning.
45:40If we had just gone for like five minutes on that first game, we'd have been up $4,000.
45:44But like my dad used to say, if the rabbit didn't stop to take a shit, the fox wouldn't have caught him.
45:49So the fox caught us.
45:50We've got to eat like a rabbit.
45:52Like rabbit stew for foxes today.
45:54That blackjack is a complete disaster.
45:56I'm telling you.
45:57Isn't it weird how they always seem to have a ten up?
46:00Like such a disproportionate amount of time.
46:04And then, I've mentioned this before.
46:07We get 15s and 16s.
46:08We hit, we bust.
46:09They get 15s and 16s.
46:11They hit, they win.
46:12We bet big.
46:13We think we're good with the 18 against an 8.
46:16And then, of course, they flip the one card that can beat us.
46:19You just watched it.
46:20I don't know why I'm recapping it.
46:21It's like, you know, you have something bad happen.
46:24And you're like, well, let's just think about this over and over and over again.
46:27So all night tonight, I'm going to be tossing and turning thinking, oh, I missed that $15,000.
46:33That's a lot of dollars.
46:34That's $150, $100 bills.
46:37Should have just lit them on fire.
46:38Poured them over like a little barbecue, one of those Weber grills, you know.
46:42And then, put them all in there.
46:43Put a bunch of lighter fluid on it.
46:45And then, at least we could have cooked a hamburger with it.
46:47But right now, I've got nothing to show for it other than some valuable time together.
46:52A couple of my friends won some side bets.
46:55I personally lost money on side bets too.
46:58All in all, a complete disaster.
47:00You know what?
47:01Like that song that you hear about the, you know, thank you for sunshine, thank you for rain.
47:05If you didn't get wrecked, you couldn't win.
47:09You know, if you won all the time, it would get boring.
47:11And you'd get tired of winning.
47:13Nobody wants to get tired of winning.
47:15So we have to have days like this.
47:17Thanks for riding along with us.
47:19Anything else you guys would like to add to that little wrap-up?
47:23Subscribe. We'll see you tomorrow.
47:24Put a bow on it. See you tomorrow.