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Transcript
00:00So we're going to start off with a $120 a spin money ball.
00:02We're going to win some money, get some ammo.
00:05We're going to do another competition.
00:06We're all going to pick a machine,
00:08see who gets the biggest bonus.
00:09But we need ammo after the beating we took yesterday.
00:12So let's win big on $120 a spin buff money balls, for starters.
00:17You know what I meant.
00:18$120 a spin money balls.
00:20Let's just get that money balls and then get out of here.
00:23$240.50.
00:25You know, I'm going to disagree with AJ.
00:26I want us to get the three games and then get the money balls
00:29and then get out of here.
00:30What do you think about that?
00:31Well, if we had first spin Johnson the money balls,
00:33I would have been happy.
00:35Inage is $5,000.
00:37There you go.
00:37I saw you looking in my direction.
00:39I was waiting to say it.
00:40What?
00:41Itching to talk about the Inage.
00:43WBG.
00:46All right, we need a good day today.
00:47We've had two complete disasters in a row.
00:51Complete wreckage and complete soundage.
00:53Oh, yeah.
00:54How's the sound now, I wonder?
00:57Did we test it?
00:57Crystal clear.
00:58New mics.
00:59New mics.
01:03How are we doing so far?
01:04We're getting wrecked.
01:07But sometimes you got to get wrecked a lot before you win a lot.
01:09Oh, we got it.
01:11$0.50.
01:13Might be a double.
01:14No jackpot bonus?
01:15It grew a lot.
01:16I thought we got it.
01:18Oh, bang.
01:19Bang.
01:20Are we winning?
01:21Yes.
01:23I like that.
01:25All right.
01:26Winner.
01:27Doesn't seem like enough.
01:28That doesn't seem like quite enough, right?
01:29That does not.
01:30We need more ammo.
01:32$200 spin?
01:34This is a bad idea.
01:35Uh-oh.
01:35Or a really good idea.
01:37We'll find out.
01:38You know what they say about bad ideas?
01:40They make for the best stories.
01:43Well, that's bad.
01:44Or bad decisions.
01:44Same thing, right?
01:47Let's get a lot of those dragons, like a full screen.
01:49That would be good.
01:50Let's hope this is a good story and not a good cautionary tale for others.
01:55Uh, we got it.
01:56Come on.
01:56We got this.
01:57Free games.
01:57Free games.
01:58Let's go.
01:58$20,000.
01:59Coming right up.
02:03So far, not well.
02:06I hit a $30,000 jackpot on this, but in $160.
02:09So a lot's possible here.
02:10Should we quit?
02:13Definitely not.
02:15Jackpot bonus.
02:16Oh, jackpot bonus.
02:16Let's go.
02:17Nope.
02:18But it's getting bigger.
02:19Oh, well, we got that going for us.
02:21That doesn't really mean anything, though.
02:22Well, it might.
02:23I don't think it does, but it might.
02:25I don't think it does.
02:26Yeah, it's a big stack of gold with a dragon.
02:28It's got to mean something.
02:29Oh, that would have been good.
02:31Aw, man.
02:31That would have been huge.
02:34We need some of those.
02:35Let's go.
02:36Nope.
02:39Let's get some money balls.
02:41Get this thing moving.
02:42It hasn't moved much, huh?
02:43No.
02:48It's interesting.
02:49This game has been around for a long time.
02:51It's interesting.
02:52This game has both perceived and real progression.
02:56Yeah, the real is the number, and then the.
02:59Yeah, the rest is those pile of gems.
03:02Piles of gems.
03:03Pile of gems.
03:08Let's try winning something here, huh?
03:10We're trying, aren't we?
03:11Jackpot bonus.
03:14Oh, it's even bigger.
03:15It's really progressing a lot.
03:17We got that going for us.
03:18Come on.
03:21Three money balls?
03:23Neither.
03:25All right, well, we picked up one in the real progression column.
03:31We don't need to put the money in yet.
03:34Now we do.
03:35So that's 5,000, huh?
03:37That's brilliant.
03:43Updated images 10, though?
03:45Yeah.
03:47Let's go.
03:47Oh!
03:48Yeah.
03:49Yeah.
03:50How much is that?
03:512,300.
03:53Take it.
03:54Maxi's 12,500.
03:56Why don't we just get like a maxi times two or times three?
03:58It's not that hard.
03:59Yeah, or times five.
04:00Whoops.
04:01That would be nice.
04:03Let's go.
04:04Oh, that's on the line.
04:06OK, OK.
04:07Oh.
04:08Certainly would pad the bankroll.
04:09Oh, yeah.
04:10Free games?
04:11Free games would be great.
04:12Free games is mandatory here.
04:16Come on, free games.
04:17And a good one, because every now and then you
04:19get the sando free games where it never gives you
04:21the money balls, you know?
04:22We don't want that.
04:25We want the good free games.
04:28Just give us the symbol so we have a chance.
04:30Oh, dragons.
04:31Oh, that's not a line.
04:33Unfortunate.
04:34Man, if that had been five of a kind,
04:36that would have been massive, guys.
04:39Dragons are the best symbol of this game, I believe, right?
04:42This is very tense.
04:46$200 a spin.
04:47Come on, money balls.
04:49Let's go.
04:51Oh.
04:54Where's the free games?
05:01Is this too big for a side bed?
05:04Oh.
05:06Money balls versus the field?
05:07Yeah, I'll take it.
05:08I'll take the field.
05:09You want the field?
05:10Oh, we need it.
05:11So yeah, I'll take it.
05:12All right, you got it.
05:13$100.
05:17Come on.
05:17Come on.
05:18Yeah, more ammo.
05:20Not too much.
05:21Still winning on our last buy-in.
05:23Take it.
05:26That was helpful.
05:27Free game symbol.
05:29Let's go.
05:30Ready?
05:31Yes.
05:33No free game symbol there.
05:34Oh, dragons.
05:37$300 for two dragons.
05:38Imagine how much five is worth.
05:43Hey, all right.
05:46Niner.
05:47Jackpot.
05:50Didn't even grow any further.
05:52I think it's maxy.
05:57I'd love the free games about right now.
06:00Oh, that's going to be so awesome.
06:04$4,200 left out of 10.
06:07Come on.
06:07Nine money balls.
06:10Need something in those first three columns, please.
06:15There we go.
06:16There we don't go.
06:19We need something here.
06:22Badly.
06:26Where's the money ball symbols?
06:27Come on.
06:30Many.
06:32Oh, boy.
06:36This is awfully quiet.
06:38Huh, doesn't seem like a lot's happening.
06:41No.
06:42Not yet.
06:44Now we need a free games or a jackpot bonus.
06:47It's the only way.
06:48Yeah, only way home.
06:50Just give us a sweat at one of them before the rebuy.
06:55Come on.
06:57Just nothing burger.
06:58Come on.
07:03Yikes.
07:08Well, that's just foiling our plan to get ammo.
07:14Huh.
07:15Absolute disaster.
07:16Lucky $13,000 a minute.
07:18All right, we're ready to win something now.
07:20There it is.
07:21There it is.
07:21Multiplier.
07:22Multiplier and go.
07:23Yes.
07:24Three eggs.
07:25Boom.
07:26All right, words.
07:26Do you think we can make it all the way home?
07:29So everything is, I don't know.
07:32This is one and a half times.
07:34Word.
07:35Come on.
07:36Come on.
07:37Even many.
07:39Nothing, huh?
07:42How do we do?
07:43I think we got wrecked, didn't we?
07:46Well, thank God for the three eggs.
07:48It would have been a lot worse.
07:49All right.
07:51So nine of 13?
07:53Yeah.
07:53Yeah, we can live with that.
07:54That kind of backfired.
07:56We lost 4,000 while we were trying to build ammo.
07:58But now we have a ticket of 9,000.
08:00There's five of us here.
08:01W2G's is here.
08:02Coach Z is here.
08:04Of course, me, EJ, and WBG are here.
08:07So we're going to do $200 each on a side bet, $1,000 pool.
08:10Everybody's picking a machine.
08:13You have up to $2,500 to gamble.
08:15Whoever gets the biggest bonus wins the $1,000 pool.
08:19We asked ChatGPT or something to pick a random five order.
08:25And WBG is going to go first.
08:28So he picked Baozhu Zhaofu.
08:31Let's see how he does.
08:32So the bet range is 50 to 75.
08:35WBG is choosing to bet this much.
08:38So starting with 89, 89?
08:4189, 89.
08:42So your floor is 2,500 less than that.
08:46What's that?
08:5264, 89.
08:5464, 89?
08:55OK, good.
08:59If my math is correct.
09:00Oh, it's correct.
09:01It generally is.
09:02Especially when it comes to money.
09:05Yeah, I'm pretty good about money.
09:08Now, W2, we played this game when you weren't here.
09:10I think they've had a massive improvement.
09:13Really, because this has not been our favorite theme
09:15of game historically.
09:17Yeah, so in the bonus, when you land a ball,
09:19every time you have an option to re-trigger
09:21one of the other bonuses.
09:22Oh, does it combine during that same bonus?
09:25Look at that.
09:26And they did this.
09:26Triple rockets.
09:27Well, we never did it.
09:28But you have a chance to.
09:29Ultra for WBG.
09:32The bird is the word.
09:33He's in.
09:35Let's make it count.
09:37So you'll see here.
09:40The bird's a good one, generally.
09:42Re-trigger.
09:46Ooh, thought we had it.
09:50I like that multicolored deal.
09:52No bird?
09:56Need a flyby.
10:01Oh, look at that.
10:03Oh, look at that.
10:04That's got to be something.
10:07A bird.
10:11The bird's been a little stingy thus far.
10:13Only one appearance.
10:14And that was a lot of booster rockets for nothing.
10:18He's mocking us.
10:18He's a mocking bird.
10:19I imagine it's still very hard to re-trigger.
10:22I think he flipped you, the bird.
10:25A mocking bird.
10:26I like it.
10:27Come on.
10:29All right.
10:30WBG.
10:30Oh, that's beautiful.
10:31Do something.
10:33I mean, not too much.
10:34I still want to win.
10:35But, you know, something.
10:40What are those, quarter-zoo-zoos?
10:42Yeah.
10:45I love those multicolored rockets.
10:48I like the red rockets.
10:51Red rockets?
10:53What's the double games?
10:56In this one, it's not double screens.
10:58It's just double symbols.
11:00Ooh.
11:03Let's show them.
11:04I'd like to see one of these re-triggers we hear about.
11:10It must be tough.
11:15There you go.
11:16$100.
11:17$100 again, bird.
11:24Is that all she wrote?
11:31WBG logs a $1,475 bonus.
11:35Not looking too good for old WBG.
11:37Would you trade positions with somebody else if you could?
11:40I'd trade.
11:41You would?
11:41Yeah, I don't think I'm a favorite
11:43against four competitors.
11:45The old horse race problem.
11:48Who's next?
11:49Me.
11:50W2.
11:51All the W's going one and two.
11:53WBG logs a $1,475 bonus.
11:56W2 has elected to play checkered flag.
11:58And I haven't thought about Denom yet.
12:00What do the mini and minor look like at the $2?
12:03$2?
12:04$10 and $2.
12:05But the minimum bet's $100, though.
12:07No, you could do 25 lines, right?
12:09Yep.
12:10I think I won $1,000 overall, too.
12:12Yeah, let's do $50.
12:17And where do we start with?
12:19$99.89.
12:20Very good.
12:21So $84, or no, excuse me, $74.89?
12:26That's right.
12:27$74.89 floor.
12:30You guys let me know when you want a question.
12:32I wanted to save it for one of you guys.
12:35Oh, look at that.
12:37That was very thoughtful.
12:39Very fair-minded, W2.
12:41Give it to Vegas, Matt.
12:50All right, so we'll save it for Vegas, Matt.
12:52Oh, that sounds fair.
12:55It's the name of the channel, after all.
12:57So you get the little edge for that.
12:59And Coach Z, we talked the other day about NASCAR.
13:02You went today to NASCAR, huh?
13:03Yes, yeah, a good friend of mine from college
13:06is a pit crew guy for the three car.
13:08And it was a fun time, down in the action.
13:12Nice.
13:13Was it fun?
13:14Yeah, a lot of fun, just to see how quick the pit stops are.
13:18I mean, it's crazy.
13:20Yeah, it is crazy.
13:21Let's hope we get a crazy bonus here.
13:25Are you thinking about what game you're going to choose?
13:28I've got it on the back of my mind.
13:29I'm ready to go.
13:30Yeah?
13:31It all depends, though.
13:32It depends what type of bonus you need.
13:34WBG, he set the bar a little low.
13:37Yeah, a little low.
13:38I mean, you know, but he got on the board.
13:41And I did make $1,000 for the team, so that's good.
13:44I haven't even gotten a bonus the last three times
13:46we've done this, so he's probably
13:48going to be carrying the standard forward at $1,475.
13:58Hey, wait, this is a new game here.
14:00This used to be the Dolphin one, right?
14:03Yeah.
14:05In this casino, yeah.
14:06I mean, in this particular spot right here.
14:08Right.
14:09Yeah, this is new.
14:10New games, we usually do well, so let's go.
14:12Well, it was my thought, new game, you know?
14:14Oh, race car, you got it.
14:16You got it.
14:17A lot of people say you win on new games.
14:18Oh, you win a lot.
14:19Hey, you got a bonus.
14:21Yeah?
14:22That's new for me.
14:25How about the bonus and the bonus?
14:28That looks good.
14:29Are those wilds?
14:30Oh, they're doors.
14:33Let's just get a bunch of those.
14:36Oh!
14:38What happened?
14:38Let's get a bunch of those.
14:40$1,000 ball.
14:46Wild.
14:50Kind of sandy thus far.
14:52Just getting warmed up.
14:53Yeah?
14:54Oh, yeah.
14:58Is that Max we're stopping, driving that car?
15:01OK, wilds or balls?
15:03Nines.
15:04Nines.
15:04How about nines?
15:06Wilds?
15:08Are those wilds?
15:09No.
15:10We need something here.
15:12Yeah, you do.
15:13Balls.
15:14Balls.
15:14Oh!
15:15Sandola.
15:17That is terrible.
15:18The audio was pretty good, right?
15:20The audio was incredible.
15:21Golden goddess for Coach Z. This is what he did last time.
15:24He's choosing his denominant bet now.
15:26Let's go to the start with the $5 denominant.
15:28I think it would be 50 a spin for us.
15:30So you can start out with 50s.
15:32Well, and the uh.
15:34$93.61.
15:37$78.61 or $68.68.
15:40$68.61.
15:41We lost a little bit on the checkered flag.
15:43So here we need nine roses in the middle.
15:46All right, let's get that.
15:47And that's tough to do, right?
15:47Yeah, but there's some good pay lines along the way.
15:49Oh, is that anything?
15:50That could have been very good.
15:52Is that your strategy with this?
15:53You just think that you're going to stay in the game
15:54until you get a bonus?
15:55Yeah, until you get one bonus and hopefully beat $14.75,
15:59right?
16:01Doesn't seem like it'd be that hard,
16:02but it is for some of us.
16:03Absolutely.
16:07And your bet range, by the way, is 50 to 75.
16:11I think I only can do 50.
16:12So were you drawn to this game because
16:14of the fairytale aesthetic?
16:16Or is it more of a strategic decision, coach?
16:18I like this game, you know?
16:21Maybe, you know, sometimes when you're in the casino,
16:23you can have a winning night.
16:24It could feel like a fairytale, you know?
16:26That's true.
16:30I'd like to see a full screen, too,
16:33where they don't have blue pigs.
16:34Takes about two minutes per spin, too, which is nice.
16:38It's very relaxing.
16:40A lot of aces there, it looks like.
16:44I haven't seen too many roses.
16:47I haven't seen any yet, has it?
16:49I guess I just around the corner.
16:50It's just all or nothing with the roses, or what?
16:53We're just getting started here, you know?
16:56I like the optimism.
16:57What's that number again?
17:0068, 61?
17:01Yep.
17:06How's the winnability on this game?
17:08Is there an option to turn it higher?
17:13Oh, yeah, fire it up there.
17:15That's why it wasn't doing very good.
17:17There we go.
17:17Oh, look at that.
17:18Get away from me, kid.
17:19That's $500, Bill.
17:20That's $500, Bill.
17:22Keeping you alive.
17:25What's the bonus cycle in this game, you figure?
17:29It's a WBG question.
17:31I don't know what that means.
17:36It's not too bad.
17:37It's actually a pretty frequent cycle.
17:39Yeah?
17:41Yeah, I'd like to see it soon, though.
17:43It would be a good game to play right before you went to bed.
17:49Can I raise the bet up to $100?
17:52Outside the range.
17:53All right.
17:54I'm kind of screwed with the DNOP thing.
17:56It's only $0.5, $0.10, so.
17:58You've got to think about all this, coach.
18:00When you're strategizing for a football game,
18:02you have to think about everything.
18:04You've got to think about everything.
18:06You've got to think about everything.
18:08You've got to think about everything.
18:10You've got to think about everything.
18:12When you're strategizing for a football game,
18:14you have to think about every aspect.
18:16I didn't watch enough tape on this here.
18:18I mean, sometimes the wind's blowing in,
18:20sometimes the wind's blowing out.
18:22It's all part of the game.
18:24It's not just hitting and running, you know?
18:26I think we've got lots of credit left.
18:28What's the bonus in this game, anyway?
18:30You pick a stacked symbol.
18:32Three games with extra of a certain symbol,
18:34which depends.
18:36Right.
18:38It gives you a grid of nine.
18:40If you pick one, one of the symbols
18:42becomes a big stack.
18:44Could get unicorns, could get doves.
18:46Could get that very handsome gentleman
18:48we see from time to time.
18:50Was that $300?
18:52Yeah, it's weird.
18:54It shows the dollar on the left
18:56and then it shows your bet
18:58and your win in credits.
19:00Oh!
19:02$250.
19:04I'll translate for you.
19:06So pretty when they all line up.
19:08Let's see a rose, maybe, just once.
19:10By any other name, would smell sweet.
19:12We need three rows of roses.
19:14Three columns.
19:16There we go.
19:18There they are.
19:20You sure get ate a lot.
19:22Oh!
19:24Oh!
19:26Oh!
19:28You sure get ate a lot.
19:30It's three rows as well.
19:32That was
19:34baloney right there.
19:38That is a bunch of baloney.
19:40Speaking of which, I think that's Marsha's new name.
19:42Baloney something.
19:44Yeah.
19:46Alright.
19:48Oh!
19:54Now when we did this last time, you didn't get the bonus, right?
19:56I don't believe so.
19:58I think I was betting $100 last time.
20:00Now VegasMap, what are you going to play?
20:02I'll bet you anything that I know.
20:04Yeah, what are you thinking?
20:06I would just be willing to bet that you're going to play
20:08Dragon Cash.
20:10Oh, for sure. Who's next?
20:12I'm last.
20:14Can any two people play
20:16the same game?
20:18There's a benefit to going last
20:20but there's also a benefit to going first
20:22as you get to pick the games.
20:24I couldn't play Golden Goddess.
20:26Not that I would.
20:28We didn't discuss it yet.
20:30You're not an idiot.
20:32I mean, I kind of like it because we're not losing very much
20:34very fast but
20:36we just haven't
20:38gotten the bonus and it's not very exciting.
20:40I don't know.
20:42I'd kind of like to see this bonus.
20:44Should we do the question of the day early, WBG?
20:46It's a very peaceful time for a question of the day.
20:48Yeah, I think I could do that.
20:50Now is a good time.
20:53I mean, listen.
20:55If you want to defer...
20:57Yeah, let's help out.
20:59Whoa, idiot.
21:01Dropping everything.
21:03Help Coach Z out here.
21:05Alright.
21:07That's your choice. I'm happy to do it.
21:09He's a good guy.
21:11He paid me $1,100 a few minutes ago
21:13for a bet I forgot I made
21:15that I won
21:17on a UFC fight
21:19a week or two ago.
21:21I found it. I was saving it for you.
21:23Let's go.
21:25Alright, fire it in there.
21:27TaraSabrina2078
21:29asks
21:31if you all could have one superpower
21:33what would it be?
21:35Hope to see you in AC one day.
21:37Well, we hope to see you there too.
21:39We'll be back over the summer, I think.
21:41This question has been asked before.
21:43Yeah, but not with Coach Z
21:45and not in these circumstances.
21:47I say it falls under the Thanksgiving
21:49question category.
21:51I mean, there's only so many stories, right?
21:53So many what? Questions?
21:55Stories and so many questions.
21:57So you don't think there was another one
21:59that we hadn't answered recently?
22:01Or not recently, but...
22:03Uh-oh, we're getting on him about this.
22:05I would choose teleportation.
22:07Traveling is just too much.
22:09It's been a while and there's a lot of people
22:11who weren't here
22:13a month ago or six months ago.
22:15So, you know...
22:17I just think it's not...
22:19He doesn't like fictional stuff.
22:21I don't like fictional things.
22:23It's hypothetical.
22:25Just answer quickly, then.
22:27I don't know.
22:29Something where I could make a lot of money
22:31so maybe being invisible
22:33and I'd walk into the cage.
22:35That's not really making a lot of money.
22:37It's stealing a lot.
22:39No, I wouldn't do that.
22:41But it's unrealistic, so it's not happening.
22:43Coach Z, superpower?
22:45Teleportation.
22:47Traveling is just brutal sometimes.
22:49Oh, you could just get there
22:51without having to go on a five-hour flight?
22:53Close your eyes and tap your right foot
22:55and you wake up.
22:57Almost better than having a private jet.
22:59Oh, is that good?
23:01That almost counts.
23:03That's a hand pay right there.
23:05Question of the day.
23:07Triggering money.
23:09It's my superpower.
23:11What would you pick, WBG?
23:13I think
23:15flying, maybe?
23:17I think flying would be cool.
23:19I always have dreams that I can fly.
23:21You love flying,
23:23not on commercial jets.
23:25I have this
23:27ongoing dream my whole life
23:29where I kick my legs and I'm like,
23:31holy crap, I'm flying!
23:33That would just be really cool
23:35to be able to fly.
23:37I think so.
23:39There's just something about it.
23:41It would also be
23:43an amazing sensation,
23:45so it would be enjoyable.
23:47Once you could do it,
23:49it would just be very run-of-the-mill.
23:51I've got to fly all the way across town,
23:53I forgot my phone at my buddy's house.
23:55I'd like that, though.
23:57What are other superpowers?
23:59I think it would be handy.
24:01Strength, x-ray vision,
24:03invisibility.
24:05How about the ability
24:07to read people's minds?
24:09I already have that.
24:11You should already know.
24:13I'm tempted to say that,
24:15but then maybe I don't always want to know
24:17what people are thinking about me.
24:19That might not be a power.
24:21That might be a blessing and a curse.
24:23Many of these things are.
24:25You said teleportation?
24:27I think it's the best one.
24:29What does that do?
24:31Whenever you want, instantly,
24:33you can go wherever you want.
24:35Can you time travel?
24:37That would be kind of cool.
24:39Where do you guys want to go?
24:41It would almost be better
24:43if you couldn't, though.
24:45You guys get up at 6 for the flight tomorrow,
24:47I'll wake up at 11.30 and just teleport
24:49and meet you there.
24:51That would be kind of cool,
24:53rubbing your friend's face a little bit.
24:55Yeah, that would be good.
24:57Invisibility would be really interesting, though.
24:59You'd see some crazy things.
25:01Are you silent, too?
25:03Or do you have to hold your breath?
25:06And do you have to get naked?
25:08That's another question.
25:10Do your clothes go invisible with you?
25:12I don't know. I haven't really thought about it.
25:14And I don't think it's possible.
25:16Why is that fired in there?
25:18A hoodie floating across the room.
25:20Heavily breathing.
25:22There's a big money clip
25:24with like 10 grand in it
25:26just floating. What the hell?
25:28Not anymore.
25:30I got wrecked last night.
25:32Matt, you said you'd want to have
25:34a superpower that allows you to make money,
25:36but pretty much any of the ones that we named
25:38you'd be able to monetize, make money
25:40from, I believe.
25:42I'm kind of coin-operated, as we all know.
25:44It would be nice if there was a superpower
25:46that allowed you to win at slots.
25:48I'd like to have that superpower.
25:50The question of the day is the superpower.
25:52What?
25:54What is that?
25:56All those wilds wasted?
25:58That was a really tough spin to get.
26:00Tons of wilds and roses.
26:02Well, they just do things to mess with you
26:04in the slot world.
26:06Oh, no.
26:08Usually comes up with the wilds
26:10on either end, right?
26:14When the roses come?
26:16Yeah, give you the wilds in the first row
26:18and then in the last. Fill the middle with roses.
26:20At least, you know,
26:22still got a lot of credit.
26:24We had a good time, Vegas, man.
26:26Yeah, you're doing good.
26:28I've never played this game. You two seem to know a lot about it,
26:30You guys played this game more than I realized?
26:32Oh, yeah, I have.
26:34I like this game.
26:36Sometimes when I get free play,
26:38this will be the game that I play.
26:40Me too, yeah, I agree.
26:42Because you get to play for a while, you know?
26:44Yeah, why not?
26:46It's definitely a nice pace,
26:48a very relaxing, soothing game.
26:50You can't spin it too fast, you know?
26:52No.
26:56Has anyone ever, like,
26:58fallen asleep at a machine before?
27:00It's actually recommended by
27:02the National Association of Anesthesiologists.
27:04Yeah, this would be good for sleep apnea.
27:06You put, like, a water bottle on the button
27:08so it spins for you. Put your feet back and relax.
27:10You know, interestingly, this is actually
27:12a very popular game.
27:14Oh, I can imagine.
27:16I like it. I mean, we're winning
27:18and the girl's pretty
27:20and we've gotten close a couple times.
27:22It's a lot of good things.
27:24Think about all those valuable player points.
27:28She has either really
27:30pretty skin or a lot of makeup on.
27:32Why not both?
27:36Golden Goddess.
27:38Oh, there we go.
27:40Oh, there we don't go.
27:42Sure get 5 a lot.
27:44Yeah, in this case, sure get 8 a lot.
27:46Less than 9 a lot.
27:48But we got 5 on that spin.
27:52Yeah, but when you get 8, you also get 5, so...
27:54Well, I can see why you're
27:56drawn to this very compelling game, gentlemen.
27:58There's a lot going on, very exciting.
28:00What's the biggest bonus you've ever gotten
28:02on this game?
28:04See, you can't get, like, crazy big bonuses
28:06unless you get that Golden Goddess,
28:08the wild one there.
28:10That's like 1,000 for every...
28:12That can be 1,000 to 1, so say,
28:14you somehow...
28:16You can't get that in the bonus,
28:18but say you got it across the screen,
28:20it's very, very rare, but it can be huge.
28:22But say the girl was the best for the bonus.
28:24The Golden Goddess
28:26symbol pays the best,
28:28and then the
28:30Fabio-looking guy is the second,
28:32and then the unicorn,
28:34then...
28:36It's not Fabio-looking guy, that's actually Fabio.
28:38Memorize the pay table.
28:40You have played this game.
28:42It's a popular game.
28:44That's not Fabio.
28:46And you can find this game for
28:48really, really, really big bets.
28:50Yeah, because you don't
28:52win or lose anything.
28:54Well, I mean, last time we lost on it...
28:56What did it take? Two hours?
28:58I don't know.
29:00There might be a time limit,
29:02though, also. No, we gotta get it.
29:04How much are you gonna bet on Dragon Cash?
29:0675. 75?
29:08To beat... What was WBG's?
29:101,400? 1,475.
29:12Because 75's a lucky bet, right?
29:14Yeah. Actually, we've done
29:16really well on 75's.
29:18Accidental and intentional spins.
29:21Yeah, the other day. Would you
29:23trade positions with
29:25Vegas Mataray right now?
29:27Or now that another
29:29person has gone and not won, and clearly
29:31this is just gonna be, in about 30 minutes,
29:33what we've done here without getting the bonus.
29:35I think we're gonna get it. You wanna make a side bet?
29:37Yeah, I'll do a side bet.
29:39Yeah, what do you got yet? Place your bets.
29:41Before you hit the floor? No bonus.
29:43100 bucks? Yeah, done.
29:45I'm in.
29:47Do you guys wanna bet more?
29:49Why, you think we're gonna...
29:51Oh, you want...
29:53I think we're definitely getting a bonus.
29:55I just really want the emotional
29:57hedge of, oh thank god, we got the bonus.
29:59Yeah. I went through
30:01all my money. I got all my old hundreds in my wallet
30:03now, so you guys are gonna be thrilled.
30:05Perfect.
30:07They all spend the same.
30:09Sometimes, those old ones stay
30:11and you can't put them in the machine. Yeah, that's why I know.
30:13That's why nobody likes it. You're losing and you're trying
30:15to put bills in fast to keep
30:17playing and the old ones don't go in there.
30:19It's a complete disaster.
30:21Especially the really old ones with the small
30:23faces, those never work.
30:25So, to reiterate,
30:27would you switch positions
30:29with any of the three
30:31people that are still alive, or are you
30:33sticking?
30:35I mean, eliminating
30:37one competitor helps me quite a bit
30:39actually.
30:43Probably yes.
30:45I mean, assuming that
30:47this one would count, like this game counts too.
30:49Yeah, I would switch. Would you switch to this game?
30:51Would I switch to this game?
30:53No.
31:01So, do you think that
31:03betting, ah idiot, do you think
31:05that betting 50 or 75 is a better
31:07strategy on Dragon Cash? For you? Yeah.
31:09I'd rather not say.
31:11No. I think you should bet 75.
31:13I really do.
31:15Well, but I won't get as many spins for $2,500.
31:17Like, at 50, I get 50
31:19spins that are
31:21shot at getting a bonus.
31:23Well, you'll get more than 50.
31:25You're going to win stuff along the way.
31:27But the worst case scenario, you'd get
31:2950 spins. Right, so I'm thinking.
31:31I mean,
31:33you rate to get. I mean, a bonus on 50
31:35is probably on average worth about
31:37what, $1,200?
31:39Somewhere in there. What do you think,
31:41Yeah, maybe a little more.
31:43But yeah, it's close.
31:45I need to be able to beat 1475, or whatever
31:47this is. Depends on which version
31:49of. What day
31:51that happens. Dragon Cash.
31:55Yeah, stay tuned for part.
31:57Normally long, like right now.
31:59That's what she said.
32:01Stay tuned for part two of Golden Goddess tomorrow.
32:03Wait, can you fast spin this machine?
32:05A little bit faster. No.
32:07There it is.
32:11Nope.
32:13Oh jeez, it keeps winning.
32:15Let's see.
32:17There wasn't an option for a spin, was there?
32:19No.
32:21You got 100 if you guys want to approve it.
32:23Can we just divide the size of the
32:25bonus by two? Well, 100's not going to really
32:27do anything, right?
32:29You're just going to win more. It's going to keep breaking even.
32:31Not 100. We can take 25%
32:33off the bonus.
32:35If you want about 100. This is going
32:37faster now with you guys both pushing the button.
32:39Teamwork makes the dream work.
32:41Oh!
32:43Do people like this game?
32:45Are there a lot of Golden Goddess fans out there?
32:47I'd like to know in the comments.
32:49Anyone who plays this game
32:51let us know your thoughts.
32:53Let us know your justification.
32:55I mean, I would
32:57if, you know, we're getting valuable
32:59player points.
33:01Taking a lot of time.
33:03Almost any other game we'd have been
33:05either in a bonus, obviously, or
33:07completely wrecked by now.
33:09So I like it in that respect.
33:11I think that was part of Coach Z's strategy
33:13is to just...
33:15Fiddle a buster?
33:17You guys got the bonus so quick
33:19the fans want something to watch.
33:21Yeah, you gotta slow it down.
33:23You're thinking about the fans?
33:25You're a man of the fans?
33:27This is absurd.
33:3110 minutes of gameplay
33:33no money lost.
33:36What more can you ask for?
33:3810 times points today, too.
33:40Oh, there we go.
33:42I owe you 100.
33:44It was a no-brainer.
33:46Get in there.
33:48Oh, is that a bad one?
33:52There you are, sir.
33:54You're destroyed?
33:56Come on, fill it up.
34:00So that's the symbol that's
34:02the most...
34:06How many games?
34:08He needs a cover-all.
34:10How do you win?
34:12Where's the remaining games?
34:14Oh, my God.
34:16How do you win?
34:18He needs to win one of the games.
34:20Happy about that.
34:22He needs a cover-all here.
34:24Donation to the cause.
34:26Wow, that bonus was
34:28what, $600?
34:30At least it came kind of quick.
34:32And you won $200, so you're good.
34:34Did you?
34:36I thought it was fun, yeah.
34:38I mean, we won money, and we had a good time.
34:40I liked it.
34:42I'm playing the Panda's Million Dollar
34:44against EJ's record.
34:46Not mine. WBG said that he's glad you're picking this.
34:48No, I just said that...
34:50Okay, so 10, 296
34:52So, 97...
34:5477, 96 is my number, huh?
34:56Okay.
34:58Fire the 75 to start here, see if it's hot.
35:00Ooh, low winnability on this.
35:02Is this?
35:04This is a nice, quiet day. I'm mellowing for a long walk today.
35:06They put the slow music on in here, too.
35:08They must have known we were playing Golden Goddess.
35:10So, Tara, Sabrina, send a screenshot
35:12of your question to info at vegasmat.com
35:14so we can send you a gift card
35:16to the vegasmat.com merch store.
35:18Vegasmat really loved your question.
35:20Yeah, he did.
35:24I just love repeat questions.
35:26Well, it's going to happen.
35:28It's inevitable. I do my best.
35:30I look for a question that...
35:32And you do fantastic, WBG.
35:34I was thinking about that earlier today,
35:36just how great you are at the question of the day
35:38and so consistent.
35:40You guys both, you do this.
35:42This is not as easy as people think.
35:44There's a lot that goes into this.
35:46And I...
35:48When I pick a question, I actually...
35:52I have, you know, I have reasons.
35:54Yeah?
35:56I always thought it would be kind of fun to go through
35:58and I'll go to questions
36:00and I'll just read all the questions.
36:02It might be fun to someday just sit there
36:04and just fire all the questions.
36:06Well, then what would we do for the rest of the year?
36:08Well, that's just one day's questions.
36:10Well, yeah, but people ask the same...
36:12But we can't repeat.
36:14People ask the same question every day.
36:16They're hoping to get that gift card.
36:18But also, WBG
36:20is rather strategic in his question picking.
36:22Oh, yeah?
36:24He's rather strategic in everything he does.
36:26I don't include everybody.
36:28I don't know, just...
36:30I'm sure there's a method
36:32to your madness.
36:34It's definitely madness, though, whatever it is.
36:36I'm going to play Dancing Drums, Golden Drums
36:38and buy the bonus.
36:40That's more than a $75 wager.
36:42Yeah.
36:44Oh, he didn't say how big of a...
36:46Buy the bonus for 50 bucks.
36:48Yeah, the 25 cent wager.
36:50What is your amount?
36:5277 something?
36:5477.96.
36:56We're getting there, huh?
36:58You need these pandas to show up soon, buddy.
37:00I need a bonus, man. Come on.
37:02Oh, no.
37:04That seemed like it's about to hit.
37:06I don't know.
37:08I played Dragon Cash last night
37:10with Lucky Rob and Lucky Ron
37:12and got so wrecked.
37:14We didn't get a bonus for like $15,000.
37:16So you just call everybody Lucky?
37:18Yeah.
37:20When he can't think of another nickname.
37:22Oh, man, that would have been good.
37:24How'd you do on Ultimate X?
37:26I already know because I was there.
37:28We won $10,000 on Ultimate X.
37:30Beautiful.
37:32How big were you betting on the Dragon Cash?
37:34Between $25,000 to $125,000.
37:36I'm sorry.
37:38On the Dragon King.
37:40We'd go to $125,000 when we were tilting out.
37:42I'm getting wrecked.
37:44Welcome to my world.
37:46No bonus.
37:48Doesn't look good for me here.
37:50Oh, idiot.
37:52This last spin.
37:54Golden Goddess wasn't so bad after all.
37:56No, Golden Goddess was good.
37:58Oh, I got a little ammo there.
38:00Come on, you little rascal.
38:02Give me a bonus.
38:04Some ammo.
38:06Something.
38:08Oh, the Cox.
38:14Oh, yeah.
38:16Wasted Pandas.
38:19Okay, come on.
38:25Well.
38:27And we're losing too.
38:29Not good either.
38:31$13,000 of total image.
38:33We were over $10,000.
38:35And I'm wrecked.
38:37Well, one more.
38:39Oh, idiot.
38:41Moe, Moe, Moe, Mummy.
38:43And there's a lot of controversy around this pick.
38:45I think it's good because if you get a bonus,
38:47If you get three of them, they're all good.
38:49I'm going to go with
38:53Interesting.
38:55I guess I've got to go with $60.
38:57Which I don't love.
38:59Dollars or 50 cents?
39:01What's your floor?
39:03120 more than that.
39:05$77.54.
39:07So $52.54.
39:09Do you want it dollars?
39:11No, no.
39:13Okay, got it.
39:17Come on.
39:19No shot.
39:21Good win ability on this machine.
39:25So WBG's in the lead
39:27with $1,475.
39:29Now there's some side bets on this, right?
39:31Tell us about it.
39:33Coach G's betting that there will not be a bonus
39:35during your $2,500.
39:37Against you.
39:39I said yes.
39:41So I can win both bets.
39:43If you get a bonus
39:45and it's lower than $1,475
39:47I win the overall
39:49and I win the $200.
39:51And if I don't get a bonus, you win and you hedge.
39:53Yeah, if you don't get a bonus at all
39:55I win the overall
39:57and I lose $200 to Coach G.
39:59$5,200, right?
40:03I think that's what you said.
40:05$5,254, I think it was.
40:09$5,200-ish
40:11of $13.
40:13I would prefer you get a massive
40:15bonus here. Yeah, I would hate that.
40:27I wanted to play Buffalo Link, but it was occupied.
40:31So you're making an excuse? Is that what I did?
40:33No, no. This was my next pick.
40:35I think this is a good pick.
40:39It's a good pick if you get a bonus.
40:41I actually
40:43I don't know if it's fair
40:45for me to say it, but I probably would have just played
40:47the, well, there's no way to bet $1,250.
40:49That was the bottom.
40:51Yeah.
40:53Yes!
40:55Moroes!
41:03Coach G.
41:05Loses.
41:07All right.
41:09Come on, EJ, win big.
41:11I'm trying.
41:13I only start with one gem,
41:15which isn't great.
41:19I'm rooting for you, EJ.
41:21Okay, okay.
41:25Good.
41:27Yeah, it helps both. You got the diamonds
41:29and some money.
41:31More shiny gems.
41:33Wait, what the heck?
41:35Diamonds!
41:37$180, too.
41:39Get one or two here.
41:44Yes!
41:46That's big.
41:48I'm going to just hand this $200
41:50right to you here in a second.
41:52$750?
41:56All right, let's go.
42:00Uh-oh.
42:02All right, good.
42:05Yes!
42:07$1,250.
42:09Oh, you're already doing pretty good.
42:11$1,230.
42:13Can't go from $1,250 to $1,230.
42:15Oh, you're there.
42:17Yeah!
42:19He always finds his way to victory.
42:21Kid is so lucky.
42:23It is uncanny.
42:31So you got five spins
42:33to get three more.
42:35I like your chances.
42:37Don't jinx it here.
42:39Oh, idiot.
42:41It's your money.
42:43Come on.
42:45Get all the way to Front Street somehow.
42:47That helps.
42:51Three to get two.
42:53You can't let up just because
42:55you secured the side.
42:57You got it.
42:59You got to push through to Front Street.
43:02Well, we got a long way to go.
43:04We got to get to $13,000, right?
43:08Possibly.
43:10Yeah, just a couple of minors or something.
43:14That helps for sure.
43:20You need $13,000 credits.
43:22That'll get us to Front Street.
43:24Okay.
43:28Three spins to get two.
43:30Come on.
43:34Two to get one.
43:36Let's do it.
43:38We got this.
43:40Yes!
43:42Oh, man.
43:44You're over-deliberate here.
43:46You got two that time.
43:52Three to get two.
43:54What are we doing there?
43:56That is...
43:58Two to get two.
44:00Get one here.
44:02Uh-oh.
44:04One to get two.
44:08Sandow.
44:10Kind of crept out on you there.
44:12$3,400.
44:14That's a really nice result.
44:18Nice pick, EJ.
44:20$800.
44:22Boom.
44:24And the winner is...
44:26Well, that was a fun little exercise.
44:28EJ, congratulations.
44:30Here is your money.
44:32You won.
44:34I lost $3,021, but we got a lot of valuable player points.
44:36Mostly thanks to Coach Z
44:38picking the world's slowest game.
44:40I'd be interested to see how much we got in valuable player points.
44:42And, of course,
44:44we'll probably play some Ultimate X with that later.
44:46Anyway, that's our competition.
44:48And I really wish I would have won.
44:50But I kept it in the family, at least.
44:52But yeah, the Dragon Link let me down.
44:54Second day in a row for that.
44:56Oh, well, we'll get them next time.
44:58Any other thoughts
45:00on Mr. Invisible or Teleportation?
45:02Subscribe?
45:04I have a question.
45:06What do you think Mr. Invisible would eat for Thanksgiving?
45:08Yeah, there you go.
45:10All right, then.
45:12On that happy note, we will see you guys tomorrow.