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00:00$120 a spin, money balls.
00:03I like this when you get the free games
00:05or when you hit it fast, it can be a big winner.
00:08Let's focus on that.
00:09We're gonna get some ammo here
00:10and then perhaps go play a game we wanted to play yesterday
00:13but we didn't, Charm's Full Link.
00:15Lots of fun in store, let's get it started.
00:18The image is 3,000, $120 a spin, money balls.
00:23Let's get the free games, please.
00:24You think 3,000 will be enough?
00:26Yes.
00:27I want free games.
00:29When do you want them?
00:30Now.
00:323,000 probably won't be enough.
00:34Don't be negative.
00:35But that's a ticket we had.
00:37That could be like a slot chair.
00:40What if we got a full screen of dragons?
00:43That would be a lot of money.
00:45That would set us up well for a one-ticketer.
00:47That's the biggest symbol.
00:50Need a lot of those.
00:52Fire those breathing dragons in there.
00:56We haven't had any bonus symbols yet, huh?
00:58No, not even a stab at it, huh?
01:00No line pace.
01:02There you go.
01:03Oh, there we go.
01:04And we're off like a herd of turtles.
01:07That was disappointing.
01:08I heard the bell on another slot machine.
01:10Jackpot.
01:11That's why I was confused.
01:12Yeah, I thought we got it,
01:13but it was one of our neighbors
01:14got something with a bell.
01:16That was quite the fake-out.
01:19Yeah, the timing was perfect, right?
01:21Yeah, that was a dragon head fake.
01:24In the attraction screen,
01:25they have a full screen of those.
01:26Okay.
01:27Ah, nope.
01:28Nope?
01:29Nope.
01:29Times two is always good.
01:32Times five would be.
01:33Oh!
01:34Oh, these are all dollarses.
01:36That would've been a lot.
01:38Fake-out.
01:40Come on, get it.
01:41Oh, this is beautiful if we get it.
01:43Oh, it's not beautiful.
01:46I like our chances here.
01:47Dragons are definitely the coolest animals,
01:49so I think we're good.
01:50Uh-huh.
01:51The coolest fictional animal.
01:53Fictional or real.
01:54I mean, what beats a dragon?
01:55Like a platypus?
01:56Get out of here.
01:57Dragons.
01:58Gold Retriever.
01:596,000 advantage?
02:01Yeah, get out of here.
02:02Dragons.
02:03Come on, now.
02:04Free games, let's go.
02:06What about a one, two, three,
02:08and just get some money on the board?
02:09I'd like to see you at home petting your dragon.
02:12Oh, I have a dragon.
02:13You wanna see him pet his dragon, huh?
02:15Yeah.
02:16You wanna?
02:16Yeah.
02:17Yeah.
02:18Yeah.
02:19Yeah.
02:20You wanna?
02:21Yeah.
02:22Well, that too.
02:24Dragons are mellow.
02:27Except when they breathe fire.
02:29That doesn't seem mellow.
02:30Oh, beautiful.
02:31Oh, no.
02:32I think it's just a metaphor for smoking.
02:34That's why they're so mellow.
02:37We need to connect these bad.
02:38Oh, we're gonna connect them.
02:40These are all dollars, Iz.
02:41We're in 4,000.
02:42Four?
02:43No, 6,000. Anything in four.
02:45We need something in four?
02:45Anything in four.
02:47Anything in four, yes.
02:48Got it.
02:49Okay, that's good.
02:50Is that good?
02:51How much should we be in?
02:55Yeah, we're in six.
02:56I don't know.
02:57Oh.
02:58Not great.
02:59Charms full link.
03:00We have to come back a little bit here.
03:03Yo-ho-ho.
03:04$60 a spin.
03:05You need six coins.
03:07Well, the money balls,
03:09money balls could have been worse, you know?
03:10Absolutely.
03:11We got it reasonably quickly.
03:12$1,800 on 120.
03:15I've seen worse,
03:16but, man, if you get those free games on that,
03:19that can be a beautiful thing.
03:21Or the jackpot bonus is good, too, always.
03:25Yeah, it's not just like always the mini.
03:27Like, it is in a lot of these games.
03:28It's always at least a 2X mini.
03:31Coins.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Oh, we got it.
03:34Let's get back to our $6,000 image.
03:35Yeah.
03:37Anybody wanna buy this bonus?
03:39Yes, I love this bonus.
03:41We'll do that more often, the buying bonuses.
03:44Oh, he's after me.
03:45Lucky charms.
03:46Big.
03:4842.
03:50How much is the bet?
03:51$60?
03:52One at a time is great.
03:53Yo-ho-ho.
03:54Yo-ho-ho.
03:58All aboard.
04:01Big.
04:02That's not bad.
04:03Half a bet.
04:04Okay, one at a time.
04:05Perfect.
04:06It works.
04:07Yo-ho-ho.
04:13A mega would be a good word.
04:1830, not so much.
04:19Come on, one.
04:21One.
04:24One.
04:27Oh, boy.
04:28Oh, boy.
04:28You're giving up.
04:29I thought we were done.
04:34All right, what's the image?
04:35$6,000 total.
04:37$4,200 on this machine.
04:40I'd like to see some bigger values, please.
04:44Nice.
04:45All right.
04:46It's good.
04:47One at a time.
04:48We have to be happy about that.
04:49You get two and three a line, it seems like.
04:51Yeah, and that's for sure.
04:58If it wasn't more, bring it out.
04:59There we go.
05:00Yeah.
05:01We get a hand pay.
05:01Hand pay territory.
05:03Is there self pay out here?
05:05I don't know.
05:06I don't think so.
05:08Word.
05:09You wish we hadn't gotten that
05:09so we could avoid the hand pay break?
05:12Well, we got a word.
05:13$360 mini.
05:15I would take the under on whether or not
05:16we get another one.
05:19Oh, I was an idiot.
05:21That is one for two.
05:22I would be wrong.
05:23That's what I get for being negative.
05:26Well, he was right.
05:26We didn't get one.
05:27Yeah.
05:29Front street?
05:31He said, I'll take the under.
05:32Oh, my.
05:33Take the under here.
05:34I'll take the under here for sure,
05:35but let's get one.
05:36What odds you give me?
05:37I'll take 15 to one.
05:4015 to one?
05:41I'll take 12 to one.
05:44Ah, let's get it.
05:46I don't see anything in there.
05:48Oh, there it is.
05:49Yeah, it's kind of barely there though.
05:54Wow.
05:59Ah, should have taken the 15 to one.
06:03Very good.
06:08The imaginary deck of cards shuffle.
06:12I really like this game.
06:16More good news.
06:17They have self pay.
06:18Here we go.
06:22Yeah, I think at one point,
06:23this was a high limit machine or something.
06:25I don't see this game in Vegas very much.
06:29It's in a few places.
06:29It's not a few.
06:32A lot of times it's configured to the max bets
06:34only 37.50 though.
06:37I always play this one right at the pepper mill
06:39out in front of,
06:41what's that restaurant there called?
06:42Oceano.
06:43Oceano.
06:44Yeah, we're having dinner there tonight.
06:50I like the ahi stack.
06:53Yeah.
06:54That is a strong offering.
06:56Yeah.
06:57DJ just always gets a bunch of nigiri.
07:00Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna go for that tonight.
07:03You can't go for that?
07:04No can do?
07:05No, I can't go for that.
07:07Can we get the bonus again,
07:08but with like a double games and a lucky kicker.
07:11I like the extra spins.
07:13I like the lucky kicker.
07:17Just some kind of a little extra doohickey would be nice.
07:21Oh, doohickey.
07:22Oh, magic mushrooms.
07:24I'm feeling some bull blitz.
07:25It's been too long.
07:27What about you guys?
07:28I like bull blitz.
07:29I love that game.
07:30We have W2, the booming voice of bull blitz here.
07:33I mean, so.
07:34You never have too much bull blitz.
07:37I find with bull blitz,
07:39it's like so many machines.
07:40You know, if you get a bonus, it's great.
07:41If you don't, it can be a real money eater.
07:45It's five lines, that's why.
07:49A lot of the games from that manufacturer
07:51are that way too, though.
07:52They're just kind of all or nothing.
07:53Yeah.
07:54Isn't that the same manufacturer as this?
07:56Is it?
07:56Are they both Konami?
07:57Yeah, this one's good.
07:58Well, there you go.
08:01How many lines is this?
08:04How many lines is this?
08:05Yeah.
08:07How many do you think it is?
08:09I give up.
08:10Five lines.
08:11Oh, it is.
08:12Our favorite.
08:17Well, that's good when you get it.
08:19For sure.
08:22Come on, lucky kicker.
08:24What are we?
08:25We came over here with what?
08:263,800?
08:274,200.
08:28High watermark over 6,000.
08:306,150.
08:36Oh.
08:38Oh.
08:42Always have to be lucky chimes.
08:46Oh.
08:46Oh, go pup, no.
08:47Sure get five.
09:00Oh, leprechaun.
09:09All right, come on.
09:09Triple pop.
09:13Have we ever gotten a triple pop on this?
09:14Oh yeah, we have.
09:16Oh yeah, let's get it again then.
09:17We were live for the gram one time too.
09:20Let's get a full screen of fiddles made of gold.
09:23Full screen of mushrooms?
09:27Are the gold fiddles the top symbol?
09:30I don't know.
09:31You don't get a lot of big line pay from this game,
09:34so I don't really know.
09:36I would guess, right?
09:37It seems like it would have to be.
09:38It looks like a very high-end symbol.
09:41It looks like the most expensive symbol.
09:46I don't know, a big bag of gold coins
09:49has to be worth a lot.
09:53But the guy had to take those coins, melt them down,
09:55fashion them into a golden fiddle.
09:58It's a lot of craftsmanship.
09:59Oh, that's four jacks, 48 bucks.
10:03Come on.
10:04Ah.
10:08All right, I feel him.
10:09What do you think of me, Jay?
10:10I don't know.
10:11Awfully quiet over there, boy.
10:13Oh boy, it seems good, but...
10:16Oh no.
10:18Fake out.
10:19Is it ever thrown down, all of them?
10:20Yeah.
10:21All six?
10:23Oh, no, I don't think so.
10:27Get it.
10:28Nope.
10:32Anybody want a side bet on which one we get?
10:34If we stick it out here?
10:36Or are we not gonna stick it out here?
10:38It's up to Vegas, Matt.
10:39We gotta get another bonus.
10:41All right, yeah, let's do a side bet.
10:46I'll take, I don't care.
10:49I'll take double or triple.
10:51Is that how we're doing it?
10:53Sounds good.
10:54I want the blue one.
10:56All right, I'll take red.
11:01You want blue?
11:02Yeah, I was making a joke, but I'll take blue.
11:04Okay.
11:05I don't know what it is for me.
11:06Hundred each?
11:07Yeah.
11:08Okay, we got it.
11:09Boom!
11:10Hey!
11:11Who got blue?
11:11Perfect.
11:12WB2G.
11:13Lewis.
11:14Lucky kicker.
11:15We like lucky kicker.
11:18I like the double games, though.
11:21Here you go.
11:22Big beautiful hundred coming your way.
11:23Thank you, gentlemen.
11:28All right.
11:29Ready?
11:32Okay.
11:33Lucky kicker.
11:35Oh.
11:36Lucky kicker.
11:39Oh.
11:46Mega.
11:50Needed a big one there, didn't we?
11:51No more.
11:54All right.
11:55Extra 60 bucks.
11:56Do you feel like we wasted the lucky kicker there, EJ?
11:58Yes, I do, yeah.
11:58No, it's extra.
12:01But EJ feels like we wasted it.
12:03Mega.
12:04There's no limit to the number of times you can get it.
12:09Hey, an extra 60 bucks again.
12:12I thought we wasted it.
12:13Do these numbers seem particularly small?
12:16They are smaller.
12:17Yeah.
12:18But that's how this game is.
12:22All right, well, keep them coming.
12:23Lucky kicker three times in a row now.
12:26Yo-ho.
12:32There's a lot of bonuses, I guess,
12:33but not usually particularly big ones.
12:37Except one more frequent than an all aboard or a full blitz.
12:45Nice.
12:46Yeah.
12:47Honey.
12:48Yo-ho.
12:51A lot of ways to go to the high water mark here.
12:54Do the work.
12:56You usually get them late in the bonus.
12:58Okay.
12:59Lucky kick it in there.
13:05Come on.
13:07That's lucky kicker at old school.
13:09Uh-oh.
13:10Need something here.
13:15Ah.
13:16We wasted all the lucky kickers early.
13:18They never helped us.
13:19He's very happy for us, though.
13:21So that's good.
13:24So the question is,
13:26all right, we'll keep firing it in there then.
13:29So what are you thinking now?
13:31I think we need a better bonus.
13:33Oh my gosh.
13:34We should have run the bet back.
13:35I know.
13:36I'll take blue.
13:38Big numbers.
13:39Yeah, big numbers.
13:41Yeah, we're starting with eight,
13:42which is a little unfortunate.
13:43Wait, oh, wait.
13:44Double eight.
13:45Double eight.
13:46Double eight.
13:47Double eight.
13:47Double eight.
13:49Double pop.
13:50Triple pop.
13:50You just asked this.
13:53I'm glad we didn't run the bet back.
13:55I would have won.
13:56Yeah.
13:57I don't like losing.
14:00I think this is a good sign.
14:02And the double games, right?
14:04Yeah.
14:05Couple of decent numbers there.
14:08We got a triple pop, baby.
14:10Good thing we didn't quit and play bull blitz.
14:12An excellent decision by me.
14:13Can we get back to front street?
14:15Oh yeah.
14:17Well, I would imagine we will.
14:20Oh, one at a time over there, please.
14:30Mega.
14:40All right.
14:44For a second there, we blazed it.
14:46I saw that.
14:51Oh, we're going to be on front street here.
14:55Absolutely.
14:55Word.
14:57Oh, 270.
14:58Yo-ho-ho.
15:04Kicker.
15:05Nice.
15:06Does that make that pay?
15:07Yes.
15:07Nice.
15:08I thought you needed a leprechaun.
15:10That was a great bet.
15:11That counts as a leprechaun.
15:13This is so interesting,
15:14because usually when the real estate gets full,
15:16the bonus is over,
15:17but this bonus could go forever.
15:21We'll be collecting social security on this machine.
15:23High water markage.
15:31Oh, fire it back in there on that 270.
15:37Look, Vegas mom arrived.
15:43Word.
15:45Nice.
15:46Yeah.
15:50Lucky kicker.
15:52Oh, that's a good one.
15:54Came in handy.
16:02I really like this bonus.
16:03Man, I'm glad we didn't quit.
16:064,000.
16:09Let's keep it going.
16:10Word.
16:12Kicker.
16:13Oh, boy.
16:15Oh, boy.
16:20There's going to be a word behind one of those.
16:23Maybe we can kicker it in there.
16:285,000.
16:31How's Ron?
16:33How's it feel?
16:36Lucky kicker it in there.
16:37Oh, we lucky kicker it in there.
16:45Forget collecting it on bottom.
16:47We're only at two spins left.
16:48Yeah.
16:49We almost have the entire image in the bonus.
16:52Yeah.
16:58Come on, bottom.
17:00Lucky kicker.
17:01Oh.
17:02Oh, boy.
17:03Need something here on bottom.
17:06Really?
17:08I mean, either would be good.
17:09Come on, bottom.
17:11Kicker.
17:11No.
17:12Game two down.
17:15Game two.
17:17Kicker.
17:20Ah, come on.
17:25Kick it in there.
17:26Ah.
17:27All right.
17:28We'll take it.
17:29Massive.
17:30Massive, guys.
17:36Well, I'm very pleased with that.
17:37Me too.
17:39I mean, it could always be better.
17:41Yes.
17:43In the immortal words of Jim Carrey,
17:45I've had better.
17:47All right, Halftime Report.
17:49That was awesome.
17:49That triple pop just boom, out of the blue,
17:51just dropped him down.
17:53Was not expecting that.
17:55Up 4,000.
17:56Got ammo.
17:58Bull Blitz.
17:59Let's drop a word and get it a bunch of times
18:01or something exciting.
18:02We are due on this game.
18:03Let's do it.
18:04Bull Blitz.
18:05$2 to nom.
18:06Max bet 50 bucks.
18:08Let's enjoy this.
18:10Give us something to scream about.
18:12Is this max bet?
18:15So we're max betting.
18:17So EJ, I feel very strongly that the Bulls
18:20are gonna come before the pre-games.
18:21Can I try to take down some of your big side bet
18:23when it's pre-game?
18:24Absolutely, you may, yeah.
18:25How about $200?
18:27Let's go.
18:28All right, good.
18:28I hope I win.
18:29$200 on Bulls versus pre-games?
18:32I think you even have slightly the best of it.
18:34One with the Lantern splitting it all,
18:35but I still feel the Bulls are coming.
18:39I hope they do.
18:42I think we should scream Bull Rush one time.
18:45That's right, because this game
18:46was originally called Bull Rush.
18:47I remember.
18:48In Australia, it still is called Bull Rush.
18:49Yeah, I remember the first time I saw it,
18:50they called it Bull Rush.
18:52We should ask Coach Z about that.
18:53It's treated the Bull Rush on the line in the NFL.
18:57Sounds intricate.
18:59There are a lot of people in Australia
19:01that we met in Vegas for the rugby
19:03that are probably watching and know about Bull Rush.
19:07So this is five lines, you say?
19:09Yeah.
19:10You need six Bulls or three of the Lanterns.
19:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
19:15W-2 with a loss there.
19:17Yeah, I was rooting against that, I hate to admit it.
19:19Oh, sour rooting.
19:23I like when the Lanterns split when we have another one.
19:27I knew you were gonna qualify that.
19:28Oh, you sure get five Bulls a lot.
19:30That's Bull.
19:32Hey.
19:38One, two, three.
19:40Go ahead.
19:41I was gonna say, I know we play this game quite a bit,
19:45but I never really noticed the headwear that she has.
19:49It's like she's got a whole contraption.
19:51It's like a mobile.
19:54Yeah, that's gotta be expensive,
19:56and it can't be fun to walk around with that all day, right?
19:58It's like one of those hats, speaking of Australia,
20:00that they wear to keep the flies out of your face.
20:04I have no idea what you're talking about.
20:05Oh, it's like a wide-brim hat with strings that come down.
20:09I've never been to Australia.
20:11They have a lot of flies?
20:13Well, I don't know if it's everywhere,
20:15but I think it's some places.
20:16Maybe it's in Africa.
20:18Yeah, I was gonna say, I would think South Africa with that.
20:20Is it like strings or netting?
20:23They have both, but I've seen ones with string.
20:26Which one do you prefer if you're gonna wear that hat?
20:28Probably netting, I'm gonna go netting.
20:31Feels like it'd be easier to drive
20:32and see with the netting than the strings.
20:35Yeah, because eventually you don't need to sit at all.
20:38Are you guys watching season three of White Lotus?
20:41I haven't begun it yet.
20:42I just finished Zero Day.
20:45Oh, that was great, wasn't it?
20:46It was really interesting, yeah, it was very well done.
20:51Based on your recommendation.
20:52I was probably gonna watch it anyway,
20:53but when you said you went home to finish it,
20:57instead of gambling, I knew it was gonna be good.
20:58I get obsessed with shows, as long as they're good,
21:00you know, I'll fire all the way through them.
21:03Yeah.
21:05All right, we're still on French Street.
21:06So far, it's been rather bold blitz-ish.
21:09EJ, you're looking very pensive back there.
21:11I'm just thinking about this game, yeah.
21:12I think this is part of the reason
21:14that we don't play it super frequently.
21:17It's very long.
21:18It's a difficult experience to enjoy.
21:22It's a little bit too stressful.
21:23Yeah, well, it's just nothing but losing
21:25until you win a lot.
21:26Yeah, let's do that.
21:28I mean, that was kind of how Charms for Link was.
21:31I mean, we were...
21:32Ah, I think we got bonuses right away.
21:33We got three bonuses in an instant.
21:35It always splits when you don't have another one.
21:41Oh!
21:42Come on!
21:43Boom, yeah!
21:47I mean, I vote to resolve your side bet.
21:49I wanna see this bonus.
21:50Yeah, that's probably cost us tens of thousands of dollars.
21:54Yeah, but it'll make me 200, so.
21:57Or lose you.
21:58Yeah, doesn't seem very likely.
21:59Four fishes and three queens.
22:04How much is that?
22:05$300.
22:08Ah.
22:09Great.
22:10Seems to always happen.
22:10Yeah.
22:14All right, come on, bull.
22:15Blitz it up.
22:18Which one of you fine fellows has lanterns?
22:21I do.
22:21Okay.
22:24Three trees.
22:26Looks like it's easier to get the lanterns.
22:28I think it is, too.
22:29But I just got a feeling.
22:31I got a good feeling.
22:33And I'm ready to scream bull rush.
22:35Devo.
22:41I wonder why they would call it different things
22:43in different places.
22:45It has to be like a intellectual property something
22:48or other, don't you think?
22:49Maybe.
22:51Because they released it as bull rush.
22:53We played it.
22:54I remember seeing it in North Las Vegas.
22:57Yes.
22:58We played it.
22:59Yeah, I remember.
23:01There has to be something like that, right?
23:05What did we start with?
23:059,000?
23:07Yeah, almost.
23:09It was 9780, something like that.
23:129780.
23:13Well, we better get a bonus pretty soon here.
23:15Ah.
23:15Ah.
23:18There's nothing like that noise when it does hit, though.
23:22We're almost back to Even Street.
23:23A lot of people send us screenshots
23:25or pictures of street signs that say French Street.
23:28I wonder if there's an Even Street.
23:31Probably.
23:31Or a Backstreet.
23:32Oh, the boys.
23:36Ah, unfortunate.
23:37Australia has a lot of very volatile games, huh?
23:40Yeah, well, most places actually.
23:41Most places outside the United States have games
23:44that are more volatile than they are here.
23:47Oh, yeah.
23:47What do you think that is?
23:48What do you think?
23:50I think gambling's probably just more mature in those places.
23:54I think it's newer in a lot of places here.
23:56They call them pokies.
23:58So you think volatility is the trend, huh?
24:00I think so.
24:01Like NG was telling me in Armenia,
24:05it's very common for games to have 500, 1,000 times bonuses.
24:10Very, very common.
24:11It's actually more common than smaller bonuses.
24:15Well, let's get that.
24:17And then it's just hard to get the bonuses, or?
24:19Right.
24:22That's, uh.
24:24Okay.
24:25Yes.
24:26I'm in.
24:28Ha!
24:30Oh, yeah, funny.
24:30Every time it's been there, it has done that.
24:33Oh, when it's by itself?
24:35Yeah.
24:37All right, let's get the Bull Blitz, come on.
24:48Come on, now.
24:49I vastly prefer winning.
24:54Yes.
24:55I don't know.
24:56Maybe it's just me.
24:58Okay.
25:01All right.
25:04Every time.
25:06100 out of 100.
25:07I'm not quite as concerned with the result as I was
25:10the last time we played,
25:11when I actually had a bigger stake in it, but.
25:14Yesterday.
25:17That was fun.
25:19You really are aggressive on your bonus buying.
25:22And also, you're getting even worse's.
25:25Yeah, I've got worse's.
25:28All right, well, let's see.
25:29We've given this game about $5,000, huh?
25:32Yeah, it's brutal.
25:33What do you think, Jesus?
25:35It's up to you.
25:36Never give up, or what?
25:37I don't care.
25:38I'm open to leaving and doing something else.
25:41You can't bet more.
25:42No.
25:44I feel like we gotta get it eventually.
25:46I think you're right.
25:50I think it's close.
25:51And I hope I'm right.
25:55I hope you win the bet,
25:56because the bulls are worth a lot more than the lanterns.
26:04That's probably why it's more difficult to get.
26:11We haven't even had to sweat for it, right?
26:14I mean, we've had five twice.
26:15We haven't had to sweat for the lanterns, though.
26:18Yeah, we have.
26:19Oh, yeah?
26:20Oh, one.
26:22In fairness, we kind of knew this going into that.
26:25Oh, that is fair.
26:27You can win a lot of money on this game, too.
26:31I'd like to do that.
26:33Come on, bulls.
26:36Pull a blitz.
26:37There we go.
26:38There we don't go.
26:39In Konami games in general,
26:41are very long bonus cycles.
26:45Yeah.
26:48Well, I think it's been long.
26:49It's certainly been six grand.
26:52That's enough at 50 bucks a spin, 120 bets.
27:01Does Konami make video games, as well?
27:03Yes, they made a lot when I was a kid, at least.
27:06They were like Street Fighter.
27:07I was going to say,
27:08I thought that's where I was going, exactly.
27:10Yeah.
27:11You read my mind.
27:12You know what?
27:13I'm going to start looking for a question.
27:14Oh.
27:15Yeah, that's probably a really good idea.
27:17Should have thought of that earlier.
27:18Save us six grand.
27:20Yes.
27:21Oh, don't blame it on me.
27:22No, of course not.
27:30Well, EJ, do you think we're going to get it?
27:33Yeah.
27:34I think we will eventually get something.
27:40Does get a little discouraging, though, doesn't it?
27:42This?
27:43Yeah, oh yeah.
27:45Oh, there's nothing more discouraging than losing.
27:47All right.
27:50This was an easy one to find.
27:52It's kind of near the top of the list.
27:55And I'm actually curious what Matt's answer to this will be.
27:59And yours, EJ.
28:00All right.
28:01Because I think you're going to be
28:01on opposite sides of this.
28:02Christian Aguilar, actually Christian underscore Aguilar,
28:061071 says, WBG question of the day.
28:11Why do you guys not like fast spins?
28:13Do you believe you get wrecked quicker?
28:15I just feel like when the machine goes on a slump mode,
28:17it would be a good idea to throw a few fast spins
28:19in the mix, I guess, to change up the algorithm.
28:27Well, oh, wait.
28:29I think that it's just probably the viewer experience.
28:33And I don't know, I do like fast spins.
28:36Certain games, I think that it triggers the bonus.
28:39Like the firecracker game,
28:41you win more on fast spins, my opinion.
28:44EJ, why don't you like fast spins?
28:46Because you're very-
28:48It's a bad viewing experience.
28:48You don't get to see what the line pays are.
28:50It's just sort of, that's kind of why I would prefer
28:54that more games have buy the bonuses,
28:56because if you want to get to the buy bonus,
28:59just buy it rather than spin for it.
29:01But if you're going to spin,
29:02I think it's important to enjoy it
29:03and see what's going on while you're doing it.
29:06Yeah, I think you kind of get out of hand
29:07when you start just rapid firing.
29:09Yeah.
29:10I mean, yeah, you play a lot faster, it costs you more.
29:12Lose a lot faster.
29:14On some games, like must hit buys,
29:15occasionally I'll find myself doing that,
29:17just because it's going to take a while.
29:21Right.
29:22Sometimes.
29:23This is upsetting.
29:25Yeah, this is infuriating.
29:27But it's funny, because sometimes I guess Matt,
29:29like in the, you know, midnight,
29:30when he's down in the casino,
29:32betting Dragon Cash, $5,
29:34he will play as slow as anybody I've ever seen.
29:38Yes.
29:39He just enjoys every single spin, watches it count up.
29:44I don't know about that.
29:44But when he bets bigger, he gets more eager.
29:49You think like the pain or the anxiety of being down
29:52when you're betting bigger might have something to do with it?
29:53Oh, 100%.
29:54I think that's what it is.
29:55That's why I'm kind of against it,
29:57because you can get out of hand.
29:58Yeah?
29:59It's amazing how fast the money can go.
30:01Even when you bet slow.
30:03Now it's just getting personal with this machine.
30:07Oh man, that's-
30:08Small moves, boss.
30:09That sweet triple pop money, all gone.
30:12Oh my gosh, yeah, this has been horrendous.
30:15It's not over.
30:17We're still in the game.
30:18It's getting there.
30:22Wow.
30:27Maybe we should have played all aboard.
30:29Yeah?
30:31Definitely shouldn't have played this.
30:33Why do you prefer bull blitz over all aboard,
30:35generally speaking?
30:37I don't know, I just like saying bull blitz.
30:39When you get two heads, you get the money twice.
30:40Oh yeah, you get it twice, that too, yeah.
30:42So it's just slightly less volatile?
30:46I don't know the answer to that,
30:48but I think that it's just,
30:50when you get two, you get rewarded for two,
30:52whereas in all aboard,
30:53if you get two, you don't get rewarded for two.
30:55Well, yeah, you do on a subsequent spin,
30:57but I see, you get the whole board twice.
30:58Yeah.
31:00Yeah, I mean, so if they give it to you twice,
31:02they must come from someplace.
31:06I think the reward jackpots are smaller in bull blitz.
31:09That's probably part of it.
31:11All aboard, you'll typically have like a $10,000
31:13or $20,000 ball at the kind of level we bet.
31:16Bull blitz does not.
31:18Wow.
31:19We just lost $10,000 on this without a bonus?
31:21Yeah.
31:23That's-
31:23That is really dumb.
31:24Yeah, that's annoying.
31:27It's happened many times on this game.
31:29We get wrecked.
31:30And that's why we don't really play it, right?
31:31I think that's why we don't, yeah.
31:33It's not an enjoyable thing.
31:35The Konami games are very long motorcycles.
31:38Oh!
31:39I thought we had it there for sure.
31:43A lot of times, the typical game will be 120, 130.
31:47Konami's are 34, 500.
31:50Is it that big of a difference?
31:51I think so.
31:52I mean, it's not a one size fits all,
31:55but I think that's directionally correct.
31:58Well, we are really getting wrecked.
32:05Come on.
32:06Come on.
32:08Zero hour.
32:09Save the day.
32:16It's $10,000 down the drain.
32:19Come on.
32:23Gotta believe.
32:27Hey!
32:28Hey!
32:28Ah!
32:31Bull blitz!
32:32Bull blitz!
32:34Not optimal, huh?
32:35Getting eight?
32:36No.
32:37I won our side bet, Ethan.
32:38Oh yeah, you did.
32:39We made that bet about half an hour ago.
32:40Yeah, I know.
32:47Bull blitz!
32:49Word.
32:51Come on, something good.
32:52Something good.
32:53Yeah.
32:54Not 40 bucks.
32:57I just collected.
32:59Yes.
33:01Bull blitz!
33:03Bull blitz!
33:07Oh my.
33:09All right, all right.
33:11Oh, wow.
33:12Bull blitz!
33:14Good thing we're playing bull blitz
33:16and not all aboard right now.
33:17Yeah, that's the exact reason.
33:24Did we get that 200 on this?
33:26No.
33:27Oh.
33:28Oh, that's not optimal.
33:29We get them all if we get it one more time.
33:31Yeah.
33:32We get one more time.
33:38All right, we really need one more.
33:40Come on.
33:40Let's get two more.
33:41We really need two more.
33:43It's in there.
33:45Oh.
33:48Come on.
33:51Oh, boy.
33:53Fire it in there.
33:55Oh.
34:01Well, we got a lot back.
34:03A lot back.
34:04That's good.
34:05Now, do you think it's getting hot?
34:06Oh, yeah.
34:09What do you want to do here, Vegas, man?
34:11Well, I don't know.
34:11That was, you know, all gone.
34:14And I kind of agree with WBG who just pushed the button
34:17in that we might want to see if this thing's getting hot.
34:21All right.
34:23So, you lost 200 bucks to old W2 Jesus there?
34:26Yeah, I'm happy to lose it to him.
34:28Yeah, it was nice of him.
34:29Oh, get it.
34:30Oh.
34:31That'd be funny.
34:32Thought we had it.
34:33There's a $3,000 floor lingering here.
34:36I don't know if you want to put.
34:37Oh, yeah, I know.
34:38Well, I was thinking then the 3,000 floor,
34:40we could do a 3,000 get even or get even worse.
34:44Yeah.
34:44I mean, that's one option.
34:45All right, well.
34:49Or we could do like a $3,000, you know,
34:52let's try to win at blackjack.
34:54We're very due at that.
34:57No more slots?
34:58Oh, I'm just throwing out ideas, you know?
35:00Are you guys running your bet back in the meantime?
35:03I feel like I've faded to death once there.
35:05I don't think I have the right side of that bet.
35:07I'm fine with not.
35:09I feel like I'd be rooting for myself to lose,
35:12which I kind of was last time.
35:14I didn't want to win.
35:16Well, there's 3,000.
35:17Lanterns of the dragon.
35:20Lanterns and dragons and bears.
35:22Oh my.
35:24The perceived progression is sort of getting closer
35:27all the way up.
35:28Do you want to have a side bet?
35:29Yes.
35:30All right.
35:32Sort of close, it's all the way up there.
35:34Turn the volume down one.
35:37So we've got what?
35:38Double or triple and then the three colors?
35:41Yeah.
35:42Is that where we're going?
35:42Yeah, what do you think the dragon prize does?
35:44I think it's a feature.
35:46Yeah.
35:47Oh, I remember that.
35:47Is that six we need here or what?
35:50Do your absolute best to explain the game
35:53and tell us what the dragon prize does.
35:55I have the faintest idea.
35:57Put money in and pray for luck.
35:58I remember the joke that the dragon prize is a feature.
36:00That's what you remember?
36:01You don't remember anything else?
36:02No.
36:04You need the values from left to right.
36:06Oh, okay.
36:08So which one are we picking here?
36:10Who wants what?
36:11I'll take double.
36:11I did well on that last time.
36:13So you think that's like a huge favorite?
36:15No, the double up.
36:16Oh, guys.
36:17I don't think that the, no.
36:18You want a double up?
36:20I think that double or triple is a huge favorite
36:21in Mo' Money, for sure.
36:23Do you want double or triple in this?
36:25If EJ thinks it's a big favorite,
36:26I would take it if no one else wants it.
36:28I think it's perfectly fair.
36:29I'll take the green because it's closest to me.
36:31All right, WBG, are you okay with having double coins?
36:33Whatever I have is fine.
36:34Blue, WBG, W2G is double or triple, EJ with the red.
36:39And I was rooting against us
36:40getting the lanterns bonus last time.
36:42So I like the double or triple.
36:43Now I can root for us to win and make up for it.
36:46What's that again?
36:47A feature?
36:48Yeah, it's a feature.
36:49You know what happens?
36:50You get that?
36:51It gives you a full screen of blue picks.
36:52Oh, really?
36:53Wow.
36:54So I want green, huh?
36:59So, do we like this game?
37:00Yeah, we enjoyed it.
37:03Triple!
37:03Oh!
37:05Double!
37:05Double!
37:06Let's go!
37:07W2's on a little bit of a terror lately with the side bets.
37:11Yeah, 3-0 today.
37:13Now, the double up would have been a good thing
37:16to get there.
37:17There you go.
37:17Thank you, Travis.
37:20Idiots.
37:22I'm getting so wrecked.
37:24How's it feel?
37:26Good.
37:27So the updated hit is 6,000, right?
37:29Yeah.
37:30All right, we have a target.
37:32We need one and two.
37:33We need the coins in one and two.
37:34You don't get the plus three spins?
37:36There we go, come on.
37:37You get one on each ball.
37:38Yes.
37:38Left or right?
37:39Yes.
37:40Spins.
37:43Oh, look at that.
37:44What?
37:45It's the bird.
37:46Wow, that's a lot.
37:47It just gave us 2,500 horses.
37:50It's like 600 bucks.
37:52Okay, let's go.
37:53Ah, idiot.
37:54Ah, man, we needed the spins.
37:56All right.
37:58All right.
37:59Spins.
38:00All right.
38:00More.
38:01All right.
38:02Idiots.
38:03So row four is the tough one, it seems, huh?
38:05We got the bird.
38:06What is this, the firecracker game?
38:09It's the dragon game.
38:11Idiot.
38:11Ah.
38:12Accidental fast spin.
38:14We talked about that in the question of the day.
38:15I hope you didn't mess it up.
38:17Oh, I might have.
38:18So if you don't get that,
38:20you're pretty much out of luck, huh?
38:23Ah, man.
38:24So when you fast spin this game, it's a sando.
38:27I totally effed it up.
38:33Dang it.
38:36Wow, dragon prize.
38:38I know that's a feature.
38:39That was a bummer.
38:40Yeah, big time.
38:41We're winning on this game.
38:46Not much.
38:48My favorite graphic.
38:49Winning $87.50.
38:51We're crushing.
38:54Hit it again.
38:55Do it again.
38:57You guys want to run the bet back same way?
38:59Sure.
38:59Fire it in there.
39:02So I got green still?
39:04Yeah.
39:05All right.
39:06Let's go green.
39:12The green, green grass of home.
39:14Oh, there it is, green.
39:15Tom Jones, right?
39:17I don't know.
39:20I think so.
39:26Isn't he related to Engelbert Humperdinck in some way?
39:30Not really.
39:32In one of your stories?
39:33I remember there was some story about that.
39:36Our friend Michael was telling us that story.
39:40I feel like I see a lot of ads
39:41for Engelbert Humperdinck singing at casinos.
39:44Maybe not so much recently, but in the past.
39:48Believe it or not, that's not his given name.
39:50Really?
39:51That's a stage name that he chose.
39:53What's his real name?
39:54I don't know.
39:55And Tom Jones' name is Engelbert Humperdinck.
39:59And they had the same manager or something like that?
40:01Or they did.
40:02Oh, we weren't talking about that on this.
40:03That was at a meeting the other day.
40:05Now I remember.
40:06That's what I said, our friend Michael.
40:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:08Well, you know me, I'm a little slow.
40:10Okay, green.
40:11We got it.
40:15$1,000 back so far.
40:18Ooh, a minor would be good.
40:19How much is the minor?
40:20$2,500.
40:22All right.
40:24Double up.
40:24I like this game.
40:25Yeah?
40:26What about you?
40:27I like any game we win on,
40:29so I'll let you know here shortly.
40:31I like the mechanics of the game.
40:33The colors are a little too crazy for me.
40:35It doesn't feel like serious gambling
40:36with all these colors and whatnot.
40:39What do you like, black and white slot machines?
40:41Yeah, I like that.
40:42What's your name, W2 Monochromatic?
40:44Yes, it is actually.
40:46That's my, I mean W2 Jesus is not my real name.
40:48That's my Christian name is W2 Monochromatic.
40:51Yes.
40:52I don't get it.
40:53I think they're being silly.
40:56This is our want.
40:59Come on.
41:00Oh, what's the dragon prize?
41:02Featured.
41:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:05I'm gonna get it.
41:06I'm gonna get it.
41:06I'm gonna get it.
41:07I'm gonna get it.
41:08I'm gonna get it.
41:09I'm gonna get it.
41:10I'm gonna get it.
41:11I'm gonna get it.
41:12We got something.
41:13We got two, that means.
41:14At least.
41:16Oh, the dragon prize.
41:18Oh, okay, we'll take it.
41:20$625 on the end.
41:22Oh, look at that, we faded it.
41:24Faded the hand pay.
41:25Nice one.
41:26Oh, I was waiting for something to happen.
41:28What?
41:29I don't know what it was.
41:30I was just sitting there looking at it.
41:31I was like, oh yeah, it's not a hand pay.
41:33We don't have to do nothing.
41:34Oh, here we go.
41:35Is that something?
41:36No.
41:37Should be.
41:38Well, it might be.
41:39You can still get a bonus.
41:40It's not a guaranteed anything.
41:43This dragon's got quite the beard game going.
41:45Ooh, it would've been nice if we had one more of those.
41:47Dragons rule, bro.
41:49Green.
41:50I wanna win a side bet.
41:52I need walking around money.
41:54How often do you have to replace that black light
41:56for those dragon posters?
41:58Eh, not as often as you might think.
41:59Every 18 months or so it'll go out.
42:02Oh.
42:05Oh, triple top again.
42:06I love it.
42:08Green.
42:09Green.
42:10Winner.
42:13Ooh.
42:14I don't know why I always think of the Wizard of Oz
42:16when I see those balloons going up.
42:19Those ones?
42:23Bless you.
42:23Salute.
42:24That's nothing to sneeze at.
42:25Nope.
42:26What about Wizard of Oz?
42:28I don't know.
42:29These things remind me of the end of the Wizard of Oz.
42:30That should be definitely something.
42:33Nope.
42:34It's nothing?
42:35There's like six lanterns there.
42:37How do you get nothing out of that?
42:39I don't know.
42:41Oh, my lantern.
42:42That should be something.
42:47I see what you did there.
42:52Green.
42:53We got it.
42:55Who has green?
42:56Me.
42:56Shocker.
42:59I just picked it because it was closest to me.
43:03All right, ready?
43:05I am ready.
43:06Let's get a triple pop.
43:09For a second, I thought you were gonna say I'm Dracula.
43:11I am Dracula.
43:13I'm Dracula.
43:14That game is fun.
43:17All right.
43:18Listen, I don't like not winning.
43:20You don't?
43:21Nope.
43:22There we go.
43:23Green, let's go.
43:24Oh.
43:30Dragon Prize.
43:32Feature.
43:35That's just one of those jokes
43:36that just doesn't get old, does it?
43:38The Dragon Prize is a feature?
43:40Yeah.
43:40I'm not so sure you think it's a joke.
43:47No?
43:47This result is turning into a joke.
43:50Yeah.
43:50You very rarely get the second.
43:51After having 10,000, it's kind of a...
43:54Sandbag.
43:54Sandbag.
43:55Come on.
43:56Yes.
43:57Dragon Prize.
43:58Feature.
44:00That can come on ReelZilla in the fifth one, right?
44:03I haven't seen that.
44:05I don't think I haven't seen it either.
44:06I think it's only the fifth one.
44:10Let's get something big here.
44:12Yeah, the 10 grand, I really missed that money.
44:16Red.
44:18Green.
44:21Green, green, green, green, green.
44:23You know what?
44:24I want to work one of these times
44:25when we're down 6,000.
44:27We're getting worse?
44:28Yeah, but I liked what we did the other day.
44:30The big Dragon Cash game,
44:31but we're getting worse.
44:32Oh, let's do that.
44:34I just think it's so fun.
44:35It's dumb, but it's fun.
44:36So you're thinking that the,
44:39if the dragon take it away,
44:40that maybe the dragon would give it?
44:41The other dragon might give it back.
44:45I just think if we do that occasionally,
44:47eventually we're going to have a massive grand or something.
44:50Yeah.
44:51So we'd be in 12,000,
44:52but we could fire like $125 spins.
44:54That's the thing.
44:55We don't have to do 6,000.
44:57We can just do the 4,000 to round it up to an even 10.
45:01I see.
45:02And then do a large spin.
45:05And then, if that doesn't work.
45:06Yeah.
45:07WBG can try to talk us into doing a $10,000 hand of Baccarat.
45:12Ooh, major.
45:15Oh, there we go.
45:16Now we're talking.
45:18What kind of nonsense is this?
45:20It's nonsense.
45:23Complete.
45:25How much did we lose in this game?
45:27Three grand.
45:27Oh, it's not over.
45:29Last spin.
45:30I'm here with exactly 3,000.
45:32Well, it's a complete disaster.
45:34Dragon link.
45:35I accidentally put an extra hundred in,
45:37so we're in 10,100.
45:39Idiot.
45:40Gotta go 10,100.
45:41Get even or get even worse.
45:43Slot machine to do this.
45:44It's like police code, 10,100.
45:47Yeah, you know what that means?
45:50If you have to go 10,100,
45:51it means you have to take a leak.
45:53Oh, really?
45:54Yeah, 10,200.
45:55Guess what that means?
45:56Oh, yeah, I can do the math.
45:59It means you have to blow your nose.
46:01Yep.
46:04Three flags, six balls.
46:05$150 spin, come on.
46:07Oh, yeah.
46:07Oh!
46:10Do you know what code three or code four means?
46:13Hurry up.
46:17Yeah, it means either everything's okay
46:19or with lights and sirens.
46:23I'm not a policeman, so I don't know.
46:25Flag.
46:29Hmm.
46:30Although I did get pulled over.
46:32Forgive me if I already told this story.
46:33I got pulled over and I was at a stoplight
46:36and I have no license plates on my car.
46:39When was this?
46:39Oh, a couple weeks ago.
46:41Oh, really?
46:41I didn't hear this story.
46:42And the car, and so I was like,
46:43ah, I hope I don't get pulled over.
46:45And then it made a turn.
46:47As soon as I finished the turn,
46:48started on the straight, he lit me up.
46:50And so I pulled over,
46:52and then he says, well, you know why I pulled you over?
46:56I said, well, you know, I pulled you over
46:58because you don't have plates.
46:59And I was like, oh, I just bought this.
47:01Here's this, all I have is like the sticker.
47:03And then I gave him my insurance.
47:04And then he started asking me questions about the car.
47:07He's like, so is this a vehicle?
47:08Oh!
47:09Yeah!
47:10Yes!
47:10The Vegas M.A.T.S. Story of the Day bonus.
47:12We can do it here.
47:13Absolutely, it's a big school.
47:15We can do it.
47:15All right, so we need 10,000.
47:17Yeah.
47:18All right.
47:19We got five of it already.
47:19That's pretty good, right?
47:21Almost, yeah, we got six of it.
47:23Come on.
47:23Fire him in there.
47:24How about the major?
47:27Major.
47:30Something!
47:31Don't do this.
47:32Come on.
47:33Yes!
47:34Oh my God.
47:35Woo!
47:36Did two sneak in there?
47:36Yeah, two.
47:37Yeah, two 300s.
47:40All right.
47:41We're on the big one.
47:42What the heck?
47:43I thought it was a big school.
47:44They're all in there.
47:45Not all the balls, but the words are in there.
47:47I've seen all of them.
47:48Grand.
47:50Oh wait.
47:51Come on, here we go.
47:53Oh!
47:55Well, we'll take it.
47:59That's phenomenal.
48:03Well, you know what this means.
48:07I don't know.
48:07Smaller, get even, or get even worse here?
48:09Yeah, I mean, we're within striking distance.
48:12Oh yeah, we can do it.
48:13So what is it, 1,500 bucks?
48:15Yeah.
48:16Or less?
48:17Well, we have 8,500,
48:19so we only need 1,500 bucks to get even.
48:21Let's go.
48:22All right, 1,600,
48:23because I put that extra 100 in.
48:24Oh right, 10,100.
48:26Good to go.
48:28Yeah, thank you.
48:30So you're gonna do the proprietary peeling technique,
48:32you think?
48:33By the way, how awesome was the dragon cash,
48:34get even or get even worse?
48:35That was a very good suggestion.
48:37I liked that.
48:37Can we see one of yours, please?
48:39A three, that's a...
48:41Okay, so you got a...
48:42Nine or a 10.
48:43Nine or a 10.
48:44Can I see your other one?
48:45Uh-oh, it needs to be a nine.
48:48Nine or a 10.
48:49Okay, we got a...
48:50So we have two nines or tens.
48:51As long as one of them's a nine,
48:53you can't lose.
48:56So that's a nine, right?
48:58Can't lose.
48:58Can't lose.
49:00Please win.
49:01Cannot lose.
49:02Nine and a 10, not nine and a nine.
49:04What?
49:05Idiot.
49:06What happened?
49:07It was two four-siders, I saw it.
49:10It was two four-siders.
49:11Did I...
49:12You opened the same card twice, I think.
49:15We lose.
49:16Should we do it again for 3,200?
49:17Yes.
49:19Can't lose, huh?
49:20I'm an idiot.
49:22That was great sleight of hand, though.
49:24That was good.
49:25You just showed the same card twice,
49:26is that what we determined?
49:27Yeah.
49:27You must have.
49:28Well, that would have been nice.
49:29Yeah, it would have been.
49:30I'm interested to see that.
49:31You even confused the dealer.
49:33He was like, okay, wait a minute, let's see.
49:34Is there a way to win?
49:35So 3,200 now?
49:363,200 now.
49:37All right.
49:40So then, let's just, let's get even, not worse here.
49:43Come on.
49:44Can we see one of yours, please?
49:45Oh, it's a terrible card.
49:47All right, reduce.
49:48Go ahead.
49:50All right, six for him.
49:52Okay, how many sides is that?
49:54That's two sides.
49:54Two sides.
49:55Four or five.
49:56All right, put that card aside
49:57so you don't look at it twice.
49:58Oh, no.
50:00Five.
50:00We lose, right?
50:01No, we get a card.
50:02We get a card.
50:03Oh, we do?
50:04All right.
50:05Little baby one, EJ.
50:05Ace, two, or three?
50:07Oh!
50:10Very nicely turned.
50:11That's beautiful.
50:12Oh, the perfect card.
50:13We were behind there.
50:14We were behind.
50:15Nice one.
50:16Oh, we gotta win the commission back now.
50:17All right, let's do it.
50:19Yeah, take the commission,
50:20and then we'll win it back.
50:21Uh-oh.
50:22Remember that time we turned that into a 12,500
50:24from 125 commission?
50:26Yeah, this pile needs to be, what, 6,400?
50:29So how much was the commission?
50:3032 and?
50:32Yeah, 150 plus 10, right?
50:35160, yeah.
50:36160?
50:37Yeah.
50:38All right, so we need to win 160.
50:39Let's just do that.
50:40It's about 200.
50:41Did you pay the commission yet?
50:42Yeah.
50:43Here, that's for you.
50:45All right, so we need to win this hand.
50:47All right.
50:48Yeah, good to go.
50:50All right, winning the commission back.
50:51This can get very expensive.
50:53Just win right here.
50:53It's easy.
50:54Let's see one of yours.
50:56All right, two.
50:57Not an eight this time.
50:58What's that?
50:59One, two, three.
51:00Let's see your other one.
51:01Oh.
51:02Oh, boy.
51:03What did we lose?
51:04Well, easy.
51:05So 500 now, yeah.
51:07So this just needs to look like 6,400.
51:09Let's just bet 400.
51:10Hey, it blacks.
51:11Wait, that needs to look like what?
51:14Do you have $20 to pay the commission on the 400?
51:17It's 32 and 16.
51:204,800.
51:214,800.
51:22So how much do we got?
51:24Plus, I don't know.
51:26Well, wait.
51:27Are you sure?
51:28Wait.
51:29That looks like five.
51:30That looks like five.
51:30And then we won the big hand.
51:31The buy-in was.
51:33Yeah, well.
51:33Let's just keep doubling until we win.
51:3448 plus 16 is how much?
51:37Yeah, you're right, okay.
51:38Did we bet 48?
51:40No.
51:41I don't understand.
51:42We were losing when we came over here 1,600, right?
51:44Yeah, so you bet 1,600.
51:45And then we bet 4,800.
51:46We bet 16, then we bet 32.
51:48So 4,800 plus 1,600, 6,400 is what we're looking for?
51:52No, you bet the 15.
51:53That way you cover the commission on this.
51:54This pile needs to look like 6,400.
51:57And what does it look like now?
51:58No, it looks like way less than that right now.
52:00Well, you got some of it there.
52:01You gotta bet more.
52:02Yeah.
52:04I think we're gonna.
52:05I'm confused.
52:05Yeah, well.
52:06Don't be confused.
52:07What else is new?
52:08If this looks like 6,400,
52:09we win $8 on the deck.
52:10Let's see one of yours, please.
52:11All right.
52:13The old EJ proprietary.
52:15That's a two, cloverly.
52:15Four or five.
52:17And a.
52:18Bad combo.
52:19Six or seven.
52:20So.
52:20Oh my goodness.
52:21We have a 13, which is a three.
52:24All right, all we need here is a four, five, or six, right?
52:27Two sides.
52:28You got it!
52:29We win?
52:30I think so.
52:32Tie.
52:33Push.
52:33Oh!
52:34You should have bet the tie.
52:35This is a lot of effort.
52:37Yeah.
52:38We're almost there.
52:39Go ahead.
52:40The most we've ever gotten up to
52:41on trying to win a small commission back
52:42is 12,500 on a hand.
52:44It's chaotic, by the way.
52:45Yeah.
52:46Well, thank God we won that one
52:47or that would have been a really expensive commission.
52:48All right, let's do one of yours.
52:49You paid a $5,000 commission one time.
52:51Make sure.
52:52Oh, nine or 10.
52:53Go ahead.
52:55Oh!
52:56It has to be a nine.
52:57Tie or a lose.
52:57So we have this one.
52:59This is either a nine or a 10.
53:0050, 50.
53:01I can't look.
53:02Oh!
53:03Idiots.
53:04All right.
53:05You know what to do.
53:061,000 or what?
53:08It needs to look like 6,400
53:10to win $8 on the deck.
53:10Pay more blacks, please.
53:12But you should bet like nine
53:13because you got to cover the commission on this
53:15which is 40 bucks.
53:19All right, go ahead.
53:20Is that going to be enough?
53:21Yeah.
53:22All right, let's just win this one then.
53:25What could possibly go wrong with this plan?
53:27All right, let's see one of yours.
53:29All right, that's a better start.
53:30Yeah, that's very good.
53:31That's our best start yet.
53:32Six, seven, eight.
53:32Six, seven, eight.
53:33Let's see your other one.
53:35Oh my goodness.
53:36We lose.
53:38Oh boy.
53:39So now 1,800.
53:44Now this bet's over.
53:45This is so ridiculous.
53:47Go ahead.
53:48I'm starting to feel like this was a bad idea.
53:51It's only a bad idea if it doesn't work.
53:52It's actually a bad idea.
53:53We have three naturals in a row for player.
53:55What was the size of our first bet?
53:57200.
53:58Let's see one of yours, please.
53:58No, no, no.
53:59Our first first bet.
54:001,600.
54:011,600.
54:02So the commission chasing bet is bigger than the-
54:03Hey, can I see your other one?
54:05Hey, he didn't get a natural.
54:07That's a good sign.
54:08Three to two.
54:08Picture for you.
54:09Picture and then we're good.
54:11What's that?
54:12Even better.
54:13Monkey.
54:14Anything but a natural.
54:15Good.
54:16All right.
54:17We're done.
54:18Easy game.
54:18We're done.
54:19Let's add it up.
54:20Let's make sure this is 6,400.
54:21Oh wait, make sure we're winning.
54:22Okay.
54:23And then what I say is we-
54:24Okay.
54:28All right, what do we got?
54:29There's five.
54:29Yeah.
54:3155.
54:34Oh, wait.
54:35Six.
54:36Oh, we're short.
54:37We're short how much?
54:3970.
54:40All right, 100 bucks.
54:41Let's go.
54:43Here we go again.
54:47Yeah, you know, this is a great idea.
54:49Let's see how big this gets.
54:51Oh, there it is.
54:52He's back.
54:53That's a genius plan.
54:53Oh.
54:54All we need is-
54:55Oh!
54:56Oh!
54:57Oh, that's beautiful.
54:59We did it.
55:00Wait, do we have enough?
55:01There you go.
55:02There you go.
55:03I put 6,400 here.
55:05WBG.
55:06I know where this is going.
55:07That's 6,400 and then this is for you.
55:10For that gentleman.
55:11And we went $8 on the day.
55:12Nice.
55:13What a day.
55:13It feels like an eternity ago,
55:15we started on this machine
55:16and then we bounced all over the place,
55:18up, down, and all around.
55:19And what a session on Baccarat.
55:21When the dust settles, we won $8.
55:25Hey, but we got valuable player points.
55:27We had fun.
55:28I liked it.
55:29And I loved that dragon cash.
55:31I think we ought to do that again.
55:32But I guess for now,
55:34I'm gonna go rest or get some dinner or do something.
55:37I don't know, play some Ultimate X.
55:39You never know what we might do.
55:40But you know what you will know?
55:43Tomorrow we'll do it again.
55:44What about, what are you looking at, EJ?
55:45Get something on your lip.
55:46What do I got?
55:48Dry skin, I think.
55:50I'm a human.
55:51Eat some chapstick?
55:51A lot of people think I'm just an Instagram hologram.
55:53I wasn't gonna say anything,
55:55but you brought it to attention that I was looking.
55:57Well, you were looking.
55:57I'm like, what the hell are you looking at?
55:58All right, I'm gonna go get my lip operated on.
56:00It's gone now, it's gone.
56:01I ate some, that's one for the skin box.
56:03Yes.
56:04All right, Dr. Evil.
56:05We'll see you people tomorrow.