Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was struck by lightning while at work and they imagine what it would be like in the studio if the same thing happened to Andy.
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00:00our jobs are slowly killing us
00:11basically we've come to terms with that
00:13but it's not cool that they start
00:15figuring out ways to kill us faster
00:17there's a guy named Nick
00:19Gemiel works at an auto repair shop
00:21in Rochester, New York
00:22anyway a Monday night he was sitting at his desk doing some work
00:25and he was struck by lightning
00:27that sucks
00:28he was indoors
00:29struck by lightning in his desk
00:32so that makes it even worse
00:34you're struck by lightning but you're at work
00:36imagine one of us in this room right now got struck by lightning
00:39that's the peep show
00:40the moment I'm in here
00:43I'm like
00:43we all have to be like
00:49so
00:50they say Andy's gonna be fine
00:54so
00:55it's okay to do it as a peep show
00:57I think if he's
00:58as long as he's gonna be fine
01:00I think we
01:01think he'd be okay with it
01:02I don't
01:03I mean that's
01:04he can't say
01:05hey guys what are you talking about
01:07nothing Andy
01:08you're on that stretcher
01:10you should probably just lay down
01:11I did
01:12doctor said my spleen's cooked
01:15oh
01:16well yeah I did
01:17it did seem
01:18that's where a lot of smoke was coming
01:20we're not gonna make that the peep show right
01:22oh
01:23wow
01:23you know
01:24I think the thing is
01:26Jason already
01:26he's already done
01:28he's the most physical thing we did all day
01:30did they show the part where I defecated everywhere
01:33a little bit
01:34hard to tell
01:34I think he slowed it down
01:36so you could really see it
01:38didn't he
01:38he did
01:39he did Andy
01:40it's uh
01:41boy we didn't
01:42we didn't know you'd be
01:44against it
01:45you guys aren't staring at my bright white hair are you
01:47no
01:48I mean it got real big dude
01:49and white
01:50and it's weird
01:51it's kind of hard to miss
01:52all white there
01:53you don't mind do you
01:54ah it's making me feel weird
01:56you said anything
01:57anything for the funny
01:58that's right
01:59just go for broke with the funny
02:01oh
02:01oh
02:02that was more lightning
02:03that was more lightning
02:04that was more lightning
02:05that was more lightning
02:05that was more lightning
02:06I'm a bit jumpy
02:06I'm a bit jumpy ever since
02:09smells like burning
02:10what was that
02:11oh
02:12not lightning
02:13is that
02:13is that blood dripping out of his eyeball
02:15yeah
02:15yeah
02:16I cry blood now
02:17oh
02:18oh goodness
02:18that's another side effect of the
02:20oh man
02:20the lightning strike
02:21oh goodness
02:22Sandy
02:23you know
02:24just crying blood
02:25so just
02:25you're cool
02:26you're totally cool with everything
02:27I am cool with everything
02:29cool with everything
02:29cool with everything
02:30sometimes that happens
02:31you're skipping
02:31oh you're skipping Andy
02:33sometimes that happens
02:34he's peeing right now
02:36he doesn't know it
02:37but is he pissing himself
02:37yeah he is
02:38he can't tell anymore
02:39mmm
02:40oh
02:41he knows it feels good
02:43maybe he knows it feels good
02:44I think he's just using it as an excuse now
02:46I think he's
02:47yeah
02:47well we did
02:48put that thing in the peep show
02:50I was doing that before
02:51and he pisses himself
02:56yeah no you wouldn't want that to happen
02:58so apparently a bolt of lightning hit the sidewalk in front of the building
03:00the current carried into the shop
03:03traveled up through a light switch
03:04then shot out and hit Nick
03:06that sucks right
03:08I mean lightning is a real son of a bitch sometimes
03:10like it hits way out there
03:13and it comes on like
03:14hey no no
03:15jumps out of a light switch
03:17and blasts me into Hades
03:19that's why I'm so afraid of lightning
03:21yeah
03:21imagine how ancient people thought about lightning
03:23oh my god
03:24if somebody got struck
03:25they'd be like
03:26well
03:26what are you gonna do about that
03:28that's definitely like
03:29just some
03:30super power
03:31out there
03:32just picking you
03:33right
03:33sometimes the gods are pissed
03:35yeah
03:35and that's what happens
03:36I did prefer life as oblivious Dave
03:38you know when I would just go through
03:40just enjoying
03:42yeah
03:42Andy made me afraid of the ocean
03:43Lisa made me afraid of lightning
03:45like I used to shower during lightning storms
03:48and be on portable
03:49on the phone
03:50and I had no issue
03:51now I never even think about it
03:52it's like oh what a lightning storm
03:54I used to sit out on the back porch
03:55and watch it
03:56I always loved it
03:57well and this is the thing
03:58so like and I do this all the time
03:59I'll sit and watch a storm
04:01and I always would think
04:03well what are the chances of it actually coming down
04:05and hitting me right on my head
04:07maybe it'll hit that tree over there
04:09and I always look
04:10I'm like oh well there's a big tall tree
04:11it'll hit that tree
04:12you don't expect it to hit the tree
04:14dance along the grass
04:16jump into a light switch
04:17and then blast you into kingdom come
04:20like you don't
04:21you don't expect it to work that way
04:23when there was like a storm
04:25and you were in the pool
04:26and you know with my family
04:28it was like there was a hurricane coming
04:30you know everybody
04:31get out of the pool
04:32you're all gonna be electrocuted to death
04:35get your shoes on
04:37I am so sorry Andy
04:38but I mean I definitely would feel for you
04:40but once I knew you were okay
04:42I would watch that footage over and over again
04:45I would not
04:46I would rewind
04:47blame you
04:48I would rewind and play
04:49and rewind and play
04:50like could you cue it for me
04:51could you cue it up
04:52how would it look again
04:53I'd just be like
04:53piss
04:55blood tears
04:57it'd be the most terrifying thing
05:01because lightning would have struck
05:02just right outside
05:03we'd all be terrified
05:04the room would
05:05but then Andy's
05:07his headphones burst off
05:09his hair shoots straight up in the hair
05:11smoke's coming off of me
05:13his spleen's on fire
05:15Lisa's gone
05:15like her chair would just be spinning
05:17she'd be gone
05:17yeah it would just be a spinning chair
05:18where Lisa was
05:19yeah I didn't know
05:21until you said something
05:22about the showering
05:23during storms and stuff
05:24so that was
05:24I put that on my neurotic list
05:26luckily he had him in the hand
05:27he wound up with minor burns
05:29so not death
05:30he was treated at a hospital
05:31and released
05:32so it could have been much much
05:34like
05:35home
05:36cover
05:36so
05:38get started
05:40I'll take a look at
05:40dopo
05:42kalo
05:43my
05:44family
05:44I'll take a look at
05:44I'll take a look at
05:45everything
05:46to my