Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about celebrities you would like to travel with which leads to the show imagining Andy and Dave on a vacation together.
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00:00if you could take a trip and have a celebrity tag along with you who would you choose as a travel
00:11companion which celebrity would you pick i mean it all depends what kind of trip you want yeah
00:17you know because would it make most sense if you're a single guy you want to travel with leo
00:23yeah oh if you're looking for tail you need to find a star that brings in the tail like right if you're
00:30just if leo's like hey we're going on vacation do you know what his vacations are his vacations are
00:37the biggest yacht you've ever seen and 50 chicks squirt guns and squirt guns and your guts out
00:43i would love the pictures of andy and leo's tropical beach vacation it would be like leo
00:55listen buckle up bud we're gonna i'm gonna show you some things at least with andy it's like it's
01:02like okay leo i see what you're bringing to the table i got a few things up my sleeve i got some
01:06tricks up the old green bean sleeve too i don't think he'd be able to keep up with you i don't
01:12think so either probably not no i know i wouldn't like andy and dave's beach vacation i wouldn't be
01:16able to keep up with you i know i couldn't yeah there's no way i get up to shenanigans yeah and
01:22he'd be like we're going and he would still be up from the night before and dave would just be on
01:26the beach reading a novel i want to do it dave reading a goddamn novel what a beautiful day
01:32oh let me do this early you want to go for a beach walk let me get a red line in me before you
01:36start doing all your whole day the sun's coming up it's beautiful out here get some fresh coffee
01:43oh it's too bright it's too bright i gotta put my sunglasses on want a coconut drink no god
01:49dude i'll throw up i'll throw up give me a coconut drink they're grilling some fresh fish
01:55later you want to join me it's four in the morning it's four in the morning i always like
02:00the sunrise oh there's barely that's the best lounger here i got us a couple of sweet loungers
02:10live crab jesus things got wild i was about at 8 45 it was brilliant nice little dinner take it take it
02:20walk got some sand in my throat oh oh still the same clothes you had on two days ago yeah that's
02:31right vacation the news is there were two seats left on the mayan adventure tour so we're off there in
02:38just about two hours i'm gonna go on my own mayan adventure inside my room here we come andy i'm gonna
02:47meet kotzel kato the ancient mayan god yeah we probably wouldn't beach vacation well together i
02:54would love to see that though andy and dave's tropical adventure i just constantly am yelling no i
03:01don't want to play frisbee it's hot it's so god bless it hot oh you and your beaches
03:12i'm going back to the hotel yeah and then i would love even to see like you guys share a
03:16room together oh that would be crazy oh man i mean like dave listen you're gonna have to just
03:20turn a blind eye to a lot of things
03:26dave's putting a curtain around it's like a medical bed like i got a curtain i'm like listen no matter
03:32what you hear dave everything is all nice and neat on dave's side and then it's just chaos
03:39andy uh my freshly pressed shirts have some sort of bong on them i don't know if that's yours or did
03:47you spill it no i got something on my shirt my hawaiian shirt oh damn i told you don't don't
03:53mess with my stuff dude don't mess with my stuff it's not studio anymore we're on vacation
04:00uh i took the liberty to wash all your bongs for you god damn it dude two hundred dollars worth of
04:08weed you just just i was cleaning out my travel mugs i figured i'd just do you a solid oh god there
04:14was all sorts of what looked like a green leafy i just blew that all out of there and threw it away
04:19well that makes me real pissed makes me real pissed oh well i'm trying to enjoy chits and eats
04:24oh how long have i been out uh we're talking about who you'd love to travel with celebrity
04:29wise who you think would be the best travel companion uh kevin what about you how's she
04:33going hey how's she going hey um i'd actually like to say who i wouldn't want to travel with
04:39if that's okay yeah for sure uh tom tom hanks okay oh i know it's like an old kind of joke you know but
04:46that guy's been in some terrible movies terrible situations you know how because like cast away
04:52if you're afraid you'll get stranded somewhere pirates and stuff like that yeah this is like
04:58a stoner call yeah yeah because he's basically my experience with tom hanks is as such man you
05:05can't be with him on a plane no you can't be with him on a goddamn boat he's running into trouble
05:11all the time he's always on a plane troubles you can't travel with time
05:15my last thing i need is to be stranded on an island i need to be higher friends with some
05:21volleyball man seriously all the situations tom hanks is in are real life situations i don't know
05:30how he keeps getting these captain jobs man he's always a captain and he's always ready to
05:37trouble he was just sully yeah no tom hanks landed that plane he did man tom hanks is a crazy dude
05:45you don't want to be just chilling with him because you'll get he went to outer space
05:49and then didn't quite make it to the moon he almost got sacrificed in a volcano man
05:57you can't go on vacation with that guy you can't even he can't even have a dog man turner and hooch dude
06:02hooch i love his arguments of why not to travel with tom hanks yeah
06:12because it's good points well i guess right if you don't want it that way