Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the Wiggles after they made news recently and after finding out how much money they make, they imagine how it would go if Andy joined the cast.
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00:00if you have kids you'll know um the wiggles they introduced a female wiggle for the first time
00:12the internet freaked out because it was only four dudes uh but then the female wiggle fell in love
00:17with a male wiggle like for real legitimate no for real real life and they actually got married
00:22emma watkins and lachlan gillespie they were wiggles that married but now they're separating
00:29ah but they're still gonna perform together on the wiggles drama on the wiggles jesus wonder why
00:38i looked up a clip i think this is why she may have separated from this guy imagine lisa this is
00:46your man as you notice uh lachie uh has gone off stage and he's gone off stage to meet a friend
00:52of his a friend he'd like to introduce to us all so i think lachie's ready to come out and introduce
00:58this incredible friend here we go
01:00is that him
01:04that's your man lisa
01:08how do you even hook up on this show i don't know
01:14how do we get that thing for james i'd run around with that horse i know you would
01:20know that my name is lucky but i don't think that i have properly introduced you to this purple
01:26you'd have to do something backstage thank god my kids didn't get into the wiggles jesus christ it
01:31would have been non well the thing is too they made records right like everything was music so like
01:37you just got in the car you put that in and it was playing their terrible music non-stop i bet once
01:44that show's over there's some dark stuff that goes on backstage oh that's why i have to have sex to
01:50everyone's having sex i mean it's just like an opium den yeah don't you think one of them will snap
01:56one day they'll be doing their little wiggle stuff and then she'll be angry or he'll be furious at her
02:00and they'll just it'll come to blows on stage i always wonder this about life so like those guys
02:06they went to school they decided they wanted to become actors they wanted to become a performer
02:13they had legitimate dreams of like becoming a real actor becoming a real singer and then you're a wiggle
02:21yeah that's probably the wiggle money it's the there's no question that there's the it's the wiggle
02:27money and that's what they see but really their soul must be like crushed crushed it'd be
02:36how like i'd feel if i were on like a like a country station or something i feel the same way
02:41you know what i mean i feel the same way something i couldn't get like i didn't love they say that
02:45the wiggles cast salary now this is number two top australian entertainers earning 28.2 million
02:52dollars last year and that's how you do it there you go and that's andy pink unicorn out under the
02:58oh yeah i'm out there in my unicorn and i'm like i have so many drugs backstage you guys
03:03i'm so medicated right now where's lucky well where's the green bean he's gonna be super
03:09which lucky do you mean the horse or my dealer oh the green bean is backstage again doing whatever
03:16the green bean is doing back there green bean we need you out here another wardrobe change hold on
03:21oh boy oh my goodness your mic's on your mic is on oh we gotta write a song about the sniffles of green bean
03:31green bean's got the sniffles i got the sniffles backstage
03:36he got a cold in the back
03:40wiggle money
03:4328 billion
03:4628 billion
03:49take off that unicorn let's have sex
03:52let's have sex on the unicorn
03:56because that's how we do
03:58unicorns having sex
04:00getting sniffles
04:02oh my god
04:06check your bank account again
04:07let's do it because i'm severely depressed
04:10i'm 28 billion not depressed
04:12i'm so glad to be a wiggle
04:15what are you teaching us about today
04:17i'm gonna teach you about how to read
04:20oh wow
04:22we're actually putting people on i gotta stop that because i guarantee there's people out there like
04:30they never thought they'd hear that song again
04:32post-traumatic stress wiggle disorder
04:34but then they had to
04:35yeah
04:36anti-greed in the wiggles
04:38green bean the wiggle yes
04:40yeah it wouldn't be good
04:42it's not andy's actual dream but he'll take the wiggles money and run
04:45yeah i'll take the wiggles
04:46hey take the wiggles money and run
04:48yeah
04:49the behind the scenes wiggles green bean edition would be insane
04:55hulkers and blow
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