Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about retirement ages and Andy mentions that he'll probably be doing radio well into his later years. Then, the show finds out the Villages community in Florida has their own radio station that maybe Andy could work at later in life.
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00:00What's the age you think that people start, like, fantasizing about retiring?
00:10Like, is it around that age?
00:1122?
00:1222?
00:12It depends on what you do for a living.
00:14It all depends on what you do.
00:15Yeah.
00:15I told you I've got some buddies that have a countdown calendar on the front, like, it's
00:19their screensaver.
00:20Yeah.
00:20It tells them exactly how many days, hours, and minutes they've got left until they retire
00:25from their jobs.
00:26I'm going to be like, good morning.
00:29Yeah.
00:30Yeah.
00:31Everything hurts.
00:32Yeah.
00:34No retirement for me.
00:36Geriatric radio.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Someone said Villages Radio.
00:41The Villages Radio with Andy the Dandy Green.
00:43Yeah.
00:44I want to wish a happy birthday to Mortimer, Leslie, Anna, and I'd like to dedicate this
00:55song to the ones who've passed yesterday.
00:58Andy, Andy.
00:59Mortimer?
01:00Andy, God damn it.
01:02Is that you, Mortimer?
01:04I can't work this fandangled thing.
01:07What is it?
01:08You bagged my girlfriend again.
01:10Oh, jeez.
01:11I know you don't know who is who.
01:14Well, Mortimer, I'd say, you know, I get out there and I'm partying, and next thing I
01:18know, I take one of those blues and then I'm hard as a rock.
01:22So true.
01:24I just take it, you know, I take it where I can get it, Mortimer.
01:27I'm sorry.
01:27Hey, bros over hoes.
01:29Bros over hoes.
01:31Hey, bud, we'll see you tonight.
01:32Bye, bye, bye, bye.
01:33Yeah.
01:35That was Mortimer.
01:36I banged his wife.
01:37He doesn't care.
01:40She's a hot, hot little trollop.
01:42Yeah.
01:43Real slut.
01:44Crazy in the sack.
01:46Yeah.
01:47The village is radio.
01:49Yeah.
01:50With green bean.
01:51I love the collar.
01:55They'd be glued to it.
01:57Like, what an audience you'd have there.
01:59They all sit around and listen to the radio.
02:00Do you think they have their own little public radio station?
02:05Like, they have their own, they're like their own city.
02:08Yeah.
02:09If they don't.
02:11They should.
02:11I think they do, WVLG.
02:14Radio stations.
02:16There you go, dude.
02:17Oh, that's where I'm going.
02:196.40 a.m.
02:20Yeah.
02:22WVLG, the villages.
02:24VLG is for village.
02:26If you want to get in on our golf cart giveaway.
02:28Oh, dude, it's killer.
02:30It's already killer.
02:32It's a radio station licensed to Wildwood, Florida, broadcast to the villages, Florida
02:36retirement community with a mixed oldies and easy listening format.
02:40Hell yes.
02:41860 watts.
02:42Woo!
02:42That's your goddamn run.
02:44That's all we need, Lease.
02:46860 watts of power, anything more.
02:4855 feet.
02:50It would mess with my pacemaker.
02:51Yep.
02:53There you go, Andy.
02:54There's something to reach for.
02:56The WVLG girls are going to be out at the event today.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:00We're looking for the new WVLG.
03:02And we're having a wet t-shirt character.
03:06Is it in an old shack?
03:09I love the idea.
03:10Yeah, that's it.
03:11I think it's in an old shack.
03:12Of course it's in an old shack.
03:15That's it.
03:16Old.
03:17Let's send him a letter.
03:18That's crazy.
03:19An email.
03:20Keep his butt open in 30 years for Andy Green, please.
03:23Oh, I'll go there.
03:24That's what I'm going to have to do.
03:26I bet.
03:26Listen every day at the office.
03:27Patients love it, especially the weather updates.
03:30Weather every five minutes.
03:31Weather.
03:32Every three minutes.
03:34Every three minutes.
03:34Every three minutes.
03:35We have the weather for you.
03:36Weather on the threes in the ice.
03:39Old people really care about the weather.
03:41Weather on the threes.
03:43We love the old songs and hearing the music throughout the villages.
03:47This hour brought to you by ointments.
03:49Nine of them.
03:51The list is too long.
03:53All the ointments.
03:56Here's Wilson Pickett.
03:59Mustang Sally.
04:02WVLG.
04:03That's a good song.
04:03640 AM.
04:05Weather coming up.
04:06Weather on the threes.
04:08You're home for the WVLG girls.
04:12These ladies are crazy today, fellas.
04:15Have a saggy boob contest.
04:16Whose boob is group the lowest?
04:17These two girls must be girlfriends.
04:21Kiss.
04:21Kiss.
04:22Kiss.
04:22Kiss.
04:23Kiss.
04:24Kiss.
04:24Kiss.
04:25Kiss.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Oh, your teeth fell out.
04:27Can still do it.
04:29So 1990s radio.
04:31That was hot.
04:31Yeah, exactly.
04:33Gotta love 1990s radio.
04:34Oh my God.
04:35Still.
04:35We were delighted to see so many of you at today's Hurricane Expo.
04:39Welcome to the Hurricane Expo.
04:42Party.
04:43Are you ready to hurricane?
04:45Yeah.
04:46There he is.
04:49Is that him?
04:50He's one of them?
04:51Oh, that's they've lost another one of their people.
04:54Big listeners.
04:55Yeah.
04:55Oh.
04:56They're dropping like flies.
04:57Their listeners, they pay tribute to their listeners.
05:00As you know, Lester died last night.
05:02Every day you'd have to pay tribute.
05:05Oh, there's a ton of that.
05:06That'd be.
05:06Appituaries would be big.
05:07Yeah.
05:07It's weather on the threes, deaths on the fives, traffic on the eights.
05:12Yep.
05:13Busy hour.
05:14Oh, yeah.
05:15Rundown.
05:16Now, remember there's like 250 gate accidents every year.
05:22Yeah, exactly.
05:23We got your gates gone.
05:24Gate report coming up.
05:25Every one of them's on fire.
05:27As usual.
05:27There you go.
05:31Andy's Future will be broadcasting on WVLG.
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