Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about all of the jobs that Andy has worked after a guy in Scotland is suing his parents because they will no longer support him.
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00:00an unemployed 41 year old man from scotland is suing his parents because he believes
00:11they should have to take care of him for life i didn't ask for this it's true you didn't
00:20uh fayaz sadiki says he is completely dependent on his rich mommy and daddy
00:26even though his folks live in dubai he's lived rent free in their seven figure london hyde park
00:35apartment for two decades a family feud though has forced them to pull their financial support
00:42of their boy we're just we're raising a bunch of pussies yeah well he's never had to work he's
00:49never had to do anything like it's incredible when if you've never worked a day in your life
00:57and then someone says hey you've got to work you've got to work i mean what a culture shock that would
01:03be to you you know what i mean it's funny because i was having a conversation about when to get rowan
01:10his first job right away and well that well this is the thing so like i think i had my first job
01:17when i was 13. mine was 16. my dad made me work right away yeah well it's it's just always it's
01:23incredible to me every time we talk about whatever job you literally have done that job you're like
01:29we're like paperware like yep made 10 cents i did every job yeah you've done a lot of jobs
01:37i was not good at most of them but uh yeah i've done a lot what job were you the worst at
01:44changing tires that's what i don't even think you mentioned before i don't think so i think you
01:50i remember one time i worked there for seven days and on the seventh day i went to the guy and i was
01:56like listen i had like dirt on me and stuff i'm like i just don't think i'm cut out for this
02:01but i was a lot of i mean it's not like easy work you have tires up like way high and then you
02:08have to like crank a tire off of the uh rim and yep it was just awful my dad loved that i was in
02:14pain every day like oh man oh wow yeah but i did that i worked at cashiers i was a banker
02:21yeah that's the bank i remember yeah yeah i had a hundred jobs yeah i was worked at bob evans i
02:31worked it's like you had a different job every week yeah well the one thing andy was is not afraid
02:37to quit a job after a day and you're not you're like after a week you're like that's it i know
02:43like at least you were like i know after seven days yeah that this isn't for me there are people
02:50that are like i've been working here four years and i just realized this isn't for me i think i've
02:55known all along but you were just like not for me the one of my short jobs besides the pizza place
03:01it was a law firm because i thought oh i'm gonna go into law you know i want to work in a law firm
03:05that's cool and so i worked in a law firm for a few hours and it was more like a call center like
03:11you answer the phone it was horrible and they just knew you know the misery on my face so the head
03:16attorney he brought me and he's like here's cash just go this isn't for you we could tell you don't
03:23like it yeah i you know i was like yes i don't like it i'm out of here we've worked with lisa you
03:28know just on her face like on her face like where's the cool law stuff i have to answer
03:40the telephone all the time she's like hi oh my god i gotta take another call
03:45hello who are you hi law firm whatever law that was horrible yeah i was gonna sell vacuums i sat in a
03:55like three hour oh three hour thing just all these like incredible vacuums oh yeah did you get paid
04:01for the thing or no i never got anything for that it's just a huge waste of time
04:05um yeah yeah i've done a lot of jobs i worked in factories i worked at one factory for like five
04:12days and they they were there was this lady here and i think her name was fran but she had like a
04:17southern accent and uh i my job was to take these rubber gaskets and fold them around an air
04:23filter to a car you had to dip them in soap and then you had to put them around this thing
04:27so i did that until like lunch one day and then i came back and and that fran lady was like she's
04:34like you need to go over there and take care of your gaskets you know and i'm like let's stop this
04:40right here i'm gonna go fran i'm leaving this place because it's america and this job is horrible
04:48and i'm gonna you can't keep me here i'm never gonna see you again fran didn't care for you from
04:56the start honestly you're real bitchy about these gaskets so i'm out oh man my favorite thing about
05:06my jobs is that every one of them i was like this is the one man this is the one that's gonna
05:11change everything i used to have to call mystery shoppers in england mystery shoppers in england
05:17i used to have to recruit mystery shoppers around the world hello what and send them to go to these
05:26places to do these mystery shops so they'd get a call from me and i'm like hey i was going they're
05:32like what are you calling me for you know and you'd be like listen i need you to go to this
05:37donut place all right listen we'll pay you 10 bucks and then you could like negotiate with them
05:43that place was crazy oh my god i've never heard of that one that's so weird yeah i had a lot of jobs
05:51more than we ever knew to be truthful i got one and stuck with it that was my thing not me i was like
05:59there's got to be a bit away this is america i can leave right now i did my dad would get so mad
06:07i got fired from arby's he was real mad that day oh man
06:13you