Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a drug bust involving a local car wash and Dave has some questions that leads to the show imagining him being a customer there.
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00:00Three men were taken into custody yesterday on charges of selling heroin and marijuana
00:13out of a car wash in Roseville.
00:16Ah.
00:17It's actually kind of a brilliant idea.
00:19You don't think this kind of stuff has been going on for the dawn of time?
00:22Well, no one ever told me about any of those car washes.
00:25I didn't know they existed.
00:27I'm sure they did now looking back.
00:28But much like the haunted car wash, I like the idea of I can get my car clean while getting
00:35hooked up with drugs at the same time.
00:36You like that idea?
00:37Yes.
00:38He loves convenience.
00:39He loves convenience.
00:41He loves a two-for-one.
00:44He really does.
00:45I'm not saying I'd use it, but I'd like to be able to pick something up while I'm getting
00:50my car washed.
00:51I can get my prescription.
00:53This is why you're not meant for drugs, because really it's not about multitasking.
00:57Dave just went with it.
00:58You know, usually you don't really care about getting your car washed.
01:01You're really just there to probably get the drugs.
01:02Yeah, most heroin addicts aren't washing their cars.
01:04I know.
01:05I can't wait to do this heroin and make sure my car is spotless.
01:09I got some scratches on my vehicle.
01:10I'll go pick up my black star heroin and buff those out for me while I tie this arm off.
01:16It's coming from a guy who's never done drugs.
01:19Yeah, exactly.
01:21But just the convenience of it all.
01:23Dave is thinking more of like, can I get some Advil, cold, and sinus?
01:30Yes.
01:31Absolutely.
01:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:32Like my prescriptions.
01:33Do you have Prevacid?
01:35Yeah.
01:36And then as I order, as I'm, you know, approaching the car wash, and then as they're drying my
01:42car, they come out, they hand me something.
01:44Thank you so much.
01:46Got a nice clean car and my prescriptions.
01:48I'm ready to roll.
01:49He loves convenience in two for one.
01:51And he plays this song when he goes through the car wash, too.
01:53Oh, yeah.
01:54Super loud.
01:54He's got it ready.
01:55He's like, oh, man.
01:56Yeah, totally.
01:56Hey, guys!
02:00I'm looking for heroin.
02:08I know you guys are felons.
02:10And if he couldn't get it on the, you know, on his radio, the song, he wouldn't go in.
02:16He would have, wait a minute, wait a minute, hold the line up.
02:19Don't send me!
02:19Don't send me!
02:20Don't send me!
02:21Don't send me!
02:21Let that guy go first!
02:22Let him go first!
02:23I'm not queued up yet!
02:24Yeah.
02:25Oh, this guy can't get any goddamn service.
02:28He's calling all the radio stations are requested.
02:31Like, hey, I really need car wash.
02:33Can you get it on right away?
02:36Please.
02:38I'm about to buy some heroin.
02:39Yeah.
02:41Come on!
02:41It's a Motown classic.
02:46So there was obviously a code word, right?
02:49Or just that he had phones.
02:51I mean, I don't think anyone...
02:52I think...
02:53Like, I couldn't just go to the car wash and, like...
02:55Yeah, I don't think so.
02:56That's how I thought.
02:57I think the people...
02:58With a side of snow.
03:00These guys were more advanced.
03:01I think they knew their clients.
03:03Yeah.
03:03You know what I mean?
03:03Because they were just going to the back and throwing it over the fence and stuff like
03:06that.
03:06It's like, you know, meet me at the car wash there.
03:09It's not like new customers coming in.
03:11Like, do you guys have, by chance, have some heroin?
03:15Right.
03:16But I will say this.
03:17I believe weed has been sold this way from the dawn of time.
03:21Like, when those guys come over and are drying your car off, I guarantee people have been
03:27like, do you know of any smoke?
03:30Yeah.
03:30Is that how you...
03:31Okay, I'll just decide.
03:31I think they might offer it before the person asks.
03:33Oh, really?
03:34You think so?
03:34I'll just decide.
03:35If I was wanting to ask for weed, how would I?
03:38Like, at the car wash, would I say, do you guys smoke?
03:42Can I get some smoke?
03:43Do you have any green?
03:45I just wouldn't recommend that ever.
03:47No.
03:47I mean, because you don't know if they do...
03:49So I shouldn't, like, cold call people for drugs.
03:50No, don't cold call.
03:51You just call.
03:52You can know a guy.
03:53You know a guy.
03:54Yeah.
03:54I just figure I can just about ask anyone at the car wash, whatever one I go to, if I
04:00put myself out there, you know?
04:03Yeah, I'm just not...
04:04I don't roll in those circles.
04:06So I'm not sure how to go about it, how to approach it.
04:08And you talk to me or my buddy.
04:10Yeah, exactly.
04:11I mean, I know...
04:11Oh, I know now.
04:12I have so many people I could talk to.
04:13You get the hankering for some heroin, don't go to a car wash, Dave.
04:16Yeah.
04:18Someone says, I feel like...
04:19Keep you out of jail.
04:19Dave would roll through the car wash playing China Road by the Doobie Brothers.
04:23Oh, my God.
04:23Searching weed.
04:26Hey, guys.
04:30Listen to these tunes.
04:32Can you hear the music I'm playing?
04:34You got it?
04:35Looking for taking a trip down the old China Road.
04:44Does he have, like, a bandana on his head or something?
04:47Oh, sure.
04:48I'm sure.
04:48He puts it on at the beginning of the car wash.
04:51He looks like a Vietnam vet.
04:53Yeah.
04:53He does.
04:54American.
04:55American bandana.
04:56He looks like a Vietnam vet.
04:58Yeah.
04:58I'll try and make myself look like a drug user.
05:00Yeah.
05:02No doubt.
05:04I would love to see Dave's image of a drug user.
05:07Like, if you just assigned him to go dress up.
05:10Dress as you would imagine a drug user would dress.
05:13Oh, my God.
05:13And see what he comes up with.
05:14Oh, my God.
05:15This song just brought me to bandana.
05:17Yeah.
05:18That was very bandana-y.
05:22Yeah.
05:22Dave's in a wheelchair.
05:23He's got no legs.
05:24He's like Lieutenant Dan.
05:25He's driving around like Lieutenant Dan.
05:29It still bothers me to this day, though, that no one has ever offered me drugs.
05:34I was asked in Chicago where to find Christina.
05:37Yeah.
05:37But no one has ever offered me drugs in my life.
05:40Right.
05:40That, to me, has got to be some sort of record.
05:43You'll never be offered drugs.
05:44No, you'll never ever be.
05:45Why, though?
05:46Why?
05:46Just look at you.
05:46Just look at you.
05:47Your only chance to ever be offered drugs is when you grew out that mustache for Movember
05:52that one time.
05:54I don't even think that would be like.
05:56I didn't get pulled into secondary screening at the airport with James.
05:59Because you look like a man with no hope, and that just didn't care, you know?
06:05That's what that facial hair said.
06:07I think that same year, too, somebody offered you and I cocaine on the streets, on the strip,
06:13and you were all excited about that.
06:15Was I offered, or was it?
06:16Well, they might have been coming to me and offered to me, but you were right there by
06:19proxy, so you kind of got offered.
06:21You were offered, and I was standing beside you.
06:24Yeah.
06:24I mean, I'll take it, I guess.
06:26Yeah, you got offered it by proxy there.
06:29James is trying to make Dave feel better.
06:31Wait, was that one time they offered us cocaine?
06:33Dave, you're so street.
06:34You got offered cocaine that one time you're standing by me.
06:38You're so street.
06:39You're so street.
06:40Said no one ever to me.
06:41Yeah.
06:41Yeah.
06:42Yeah.