Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a crazy encounter Dave had the other day while driving that he would back down from, with an angry lady in a pickup truck.
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00:00We're going to talk about female Thor coming up, but I think I encountered a female lesbian
00:09Thor on my way home.
00:12What happened?
00:13You guys have a hammer.
00:14You got into a fight.
00:15I got into a fight.
00:17Oh, God.
00:18Only Dave fights a lesbian.
00:20I wish I had a tape.
00:21Only Dave fights a lesbian.
00:22No.
00:23Honestly.
00:24Only Dave.
00:24Stop it.
00:25I did.
00:26Listen, I will say this.
00:27I was almost killed by a table full of lesbians before.
00:30I have had my own encounter.
00:32I understand that it can happen.
00:34Well, here's what happened.
00:35It's a four-way stop, okay?
00:38There is, to my right, as I'm pulling up to the stop sign, to my right, there is a truck,
00:46like a mail truck or something.
00:47I can't even remember what it was.
00:48And behind that, there's a white pickup.
00:50Yeah.
00:50Okay?
00:50Okay.
00:51That mail truck or whatever had obviously stopped before me.
00:55Yeah.
00:55There first.
00:56There first.
00:56I stopped at the stop sign.
00:58Yes.
00:58The mail truck went through.
00:59I'm at a complete stop now at the stop sign as that mail truck is going through.
01:03Yeah.
01:04So whose turn is it next?
01:05The pickup truck behind the mail truck or me?
01:08It is your turn.
01:09It is my turn, right?
01:10It is your turn.
01:11I go to move.
01:13Someone honks.
01:14The pickup truck honks at me.
01:15And I was like, huh?
01:17I just turned and gave like the hands up like, what?
01:19Yeah.
01:20So I kept moving.
01:21The person comes up and missed my bumper by like an inch, like trying to go in front
01:26of me.
01:27Like it was their turn next.
01:28So I was like, F you.
01:30And I went around them.
01:31Yeah.
01:32I wasn't letting them go.
01:33You power move them.
01:34Well, I'm just F off.
01:35Like you were completely in the wrong.
01:37Yeah.
01:37I was in the right.
01:38It was my turn to go.
01:39So I'm not letting you get past me.
01:43Um, they flip out honking the horn, like just holding down the horn.
01:48Yeah.
01:48Right.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Like I have almost killed them.
01:50Right.
01:52And I'm looking behind me going, what?
01:55I could see the person now.
01:56Uh huh.
01:57An angry, angry female face.
01:59I'll never forget.
01:59Yes.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Um, just like beat red.
02:03Did you try and fight you?
02:03Beat red in anger.
02:04Yeah.
02:05Yeah.
02:05Beat red.
02:06Still.
02:06So it was kind of, they were doing some construction on this street.
02:09So there wasn't enough room for her to go around me, but she tried to go in the opposite
02:14lane to get like, to get in front of me.
02:16Yes.
02:17Yes.
02:17So of course I edged out a little bit.
02:19So that couldn't happen.
02:20Just put my butt out there with my truck just to make sure she couldn't.
02:23Cause now I'm now, now I'm enjoying driving her crazy.
02:26This is, this woman is insane, but I'm having fun making her even more crazy.
02:31Sure.
02:31So she kept trying to get past me and I kept moving over.
02:36Yeah.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Rubbing's racing.
02:38Yeah.
02:38Just slowly moving over.
02:40Like, uh, uh, uh, not today, bitch.
02:42Yeah.
02:42No way.
02:43Yeah.
02:43Slowly moving over.
02:44Okay.
02:45She keeps trying again.
02:45Ooh, whoopsie daisy.
02:46Oh yeah.
02:47Got her.
02:48Yeah.
02:49And then all of a sudden she's gone.
02:52Like went down a side street as I'm continuing to go straight.
02:55Okay.
02:56Uh oh.
02:56Well, thank God.
02:57She's doing like a, like I'm just now still like trying to process the whole thing.
03:01Like what is going on?
03:03What just happened?
03:03And so it's going really slow because there's construction and there's a guy like in front
03:07as I get up to almost the front, she wheels around now.
03:14Now she's in front of me.
03:15She is parked directly.
03:17So she comes through the intersection and goes right in front of me.
03:19Like I'm on purpose.
03:21On purpose.
03:22Yeah.
03:22So I'm facing forward in the right lane.
03:24She's facing the wrong way in the lane now.
03:28She outsmarted you, Dave.
03:29Like I'm in my lane.
03:30Wait a second.
03:30I'm in my lane to the light.
03:31She came into the lane just so she could be right in front of me.
03:34So now she's staring at me.
03:35Headlights to headlights.
03:37Headlights to headlights in her white pickup.
03:39She knew a shortcut.
03:41I raised my hands in the air and went, you're crazy.
03:45Yeah.
03:45Yeah.
03:46She is.
03:47I can't hear what she's screaming.
03:48I just know that now she's purple with rage and she is screaming a million things.
03:52I now see she's wearing what appears to be a fisherman's vest covered in all sorts
03:58of flair, like all sorts of pins.
04:00Yes.
04:01She's going to kill you with that.
04:02And she had like one of those, I don't know, I can't describe the hat.
04:06Like a.
04:07You know, they're like this, they're like all the way around.
04:11Like a military cab.
04:12Kind of like a military cab.
04:13Oh, okay.
04:14Yeah.
04:14Also with pins on it.
04:16Okay.
04:17Okay.
04:18So I, I now I'm like, what, what do I do?
04:21She's literally blocking me in on this road.
04:25You and everyone else, right?
04:26Yeah.
04:26And there's only one car behind me right now, but still.
04:29I don't know.
04:29I look back and that guy's just like, he's just, he's in the middle.
04:32He doesn't know what you've done to this girl.
04:35So he's like, somebody is about to get beat up by a lesbian.
04:38Yes.
04:40And I will say, so as she got even closer, I realized she had to be in her fifties.
04:44Okay.
04:45Right.
04:45She was not a young lesbian.
04:47No.
04:47In a fisherman's vest.
04:48She was an older lesbian in a big souped up white pickup.
04:52Yep.
04:53And then she pulls beside me.
04:56So now she's kind of out of the front of me.
04:58Yeah.
04:59She's pulled beside me.
04:59She is a, how our mirrors didn't clip each other.
05:02I have no idea.
05:02She's that close to my truck.
05:04Right.
05:04So I put my window down and say, you are insane.
05:08And she's just, I said, you realize I had the right of way.
05:21You, I hit the stop sign before you did.
05:23Yeah.
05:24I was in the right.
05:26She's like, no, you didn't.
05:27That was a stop sign.
05:28I'm like, yes, I stopped, bitch.
05:31And then I moved.
05:33It was my turn, not yours.
05:35Dave trying to have a conversation with a crazy person.
05:37Oh, yeah.
05:38Because I just, honestly, it didn't make sense.
05:39I didn't do anything wrong.
05:40She was nuts.
05:41Right.
05:42So she, she's screaming the most vicious, horrible things to me.
05:46And I'm like, just F off.
05:49I give her the finger and I'm ready to drive off.
05:51Yeah.
05:51And she has, she's pulling away.
05:53She goes, F your mother.
05:55Oh my God.
05:57And then zooms past, like is now like at a crazy speed down a side street.
06:03Wow.
06:04And I thought, well, she's going to come after me again.
06:06Well, yeah.
06:07I was waiting for you to say, like, she showed up at my house.
06:09No, I thought she was going to follow me.
06:12How crazy is that?
06:13Only Dave.
06:14That's pretty crazy, yeah.
06:15Only Dave, huh?
06:16I love that.
06:16He fights an old man in a parking lot.
06:19He gets in a huge screaming match with a lesbian.
06:22I don't bow down because I wasn't wrong.
06:24I just, all I did was stop how I should have stopped at a stop sign and then proceeded.
06:28The best part is though, you're like, ma'am, I clearly had the right of way.
06:31And I did have the right of way.
06:32I made an official stop, two complete seconds, an official stop, and then I executed my turn.
06:39You, ma'am, are incorrect.
06:41Yeah, I wanted to let her know.
06:42You tried to reason.
06:42Like, whatever she think I did to her, I didn't do.
06:45I'm surprised you didn't.
06:46When someone, when a car is facing you head on in the wrong lane, like, what a, I just assume, well, here we go.
06:52But that's when I was doing the, you're crazy sign at her.
06:55Like, you're a crazy lady.
06:56I know.
06:59Anyways, that was my story.
07:03That is wild.
07:04If anyone knows her, let her know she is a crazy ass lesbian.
07:08She'll take that kindly.
07:12Yes, I'm sure she will.
07:13She was absolutely in the wrong in that situation.
07:15For some reason, decided to take out her horrible, horrible day on me.
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