Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about times you have been so scared that you soiled yourself, when a text from a listener reminded them of a very awkward log ride they took together years ago.
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00:00we're talking about being so scared that you soil yourself this guy said that he was so scared
00:10on a roller coaster that he farted the whole way up he said i felt so bad for the people behind me
00:19yeah i guess if you're moving fast enough but if you're you're out in the open air yeah i think
00:25that you can smell it though if you're right there once you get going go down that man we'll have to
00:31do this no we're not gonna put this to the test the fart roller coaster challenge that's the new
00:38thing i just laugh hysterically the whole way in a roller coaster on a roller coaster i swear like
00:42it's the funniest thing i'm just like i'm gonna be one of those people that gets halved oh you're
00:49nervous the worst when it was a it was a log ride i think i had chuck between my legs yeah that was
00:55good you guys have such a weird you've been hearing dave's legs a lot
00:59not many morning shows have had that happen they're co-hosts between their legs well some of them have
01:10we've heard those stories well i can i can think of two right off the top of my head
01:20so there's definitely the log ride yep the log ride and the photo shoot yeah yeah because that
01:26we were at a photo shoot where they were basically like hey chuck climb in between dave's legs and
01:31like lean back lean back and closer closer i'm like i'm basically grinding dave right now
01:38so yeah on this long this was years ago we decided to go to a theme park one day after work
01:44yeah we worked in the morning and then we got in the car we did like a road trip it was me
01:49chuck and chuck's wife yeah and they put me in first and then they put chuck between my legs and they put
01:55his wife between his legs well the thing is you're in the line you're in the line there's like a single
02:03yeah it's a single log so you're in the in the you're in the line and it's long the line is like
02:12long but it wasn't too long like maybe 20 minutes or something and you then you get you once you're
02:19there you see the way they're loading and you're like you're like because i know james like how
02:25we're gonna do this and then yeah so we couldn't put i couldn't have chuck's wife yeah exactly she
02:31doesn't need to feel nine inches so it had to be chuck yeah oh that's so funny oh but it's it's
02:39it was really unnerving yeah it was because you're spread eagle like chuck and then you go down and he
02:44was like holding on to me so he didn't because dave is spread i'm spread poor patty yeah i know
02:52right it's a good for her no it's awkward it's a bad threesome the log ride threesome so funny i
02:59haven't ridden road ridden road it's okay i haven't been on a ride in years and years like
03:06since i was a little kid yeah no i've been on a log ride before but i don't remember any awkwardness
03:11no like i guess i expected it to be like the big the big raft ride where there's like a row of
03:20seats yeah we should have looked into it before we waited yeah we didn't but you can't see you
03:25couldn't see what was going on or did they get rid of it i don't know i think it's gone i think it's
03:28gone because it was just there but i and i think it's gone yeah that old school one they turned into
03:32a roller coaster yeah that's right yeah that blue water oh yeah people let it hit them
03:37they like liked it they liked it they was like yeah it's like that's good who knows what's in
03:43there i know right oh my god machinery and everything is running inside of it you know
03:50and just people just people yeah theme park people yeah yeah bathe in that water i think that like
03:57there would just be like fat like whole fat families just getting splashed i remember
04:01just being like i remember being a little kid being like you guys are sick people would stand
04:07on the side and that was you know they want to get hit with the water they stand on that bridge
04:11yeah you ever seen the people on the bridge i call them the bridge people yeah oh yeah they wait for
04:15they wait for the big wave to hit yeah and they are fat families and i don't even think they brought
04:21shoes to the park no i don't think so they never had shoes no shoes well if you're having a bad day
04:28just think of chuck between my legs going down the hill on a log ride yeah and there's tons of
04:33there's a someone has a an old school cd of pictures of just me and dave intimate shots of me
04:42and dave i've got my arms on his like on his knees it was weird oh they put me in makeup
04:49they put makeup on me that wasn't for the log right that was for the photo shoot
04:54they put makeup on us we just did anything that we were told listen when we first got here we were
05:00so happy to be here we just said yes to everything so when they wanted to put makeup on us for a
05:04photo shoot we're like i guess that's how they do it here right we're gonna have to it was like the
05:08best and worst time in my career yeah you're right there was highs and there was lows i feel like
05:14we were told we were told we got effed hard yeah we realized we can't let people left us that way
05:20yeah like or they put makeup they're like put your makeup on let's make up up paste up paint up his
05:26face and get him out there put him between that guy's legs oh yeah i was pretty mad about it
05:30yeah i was pretty mad about it i don't understand that that's so odd it was yeah it was odd yeah
05:37yeah radio station those pictures still exist to these days though i mean there's photos of me
05:43that it's just like come on can we make that not ever be my pictures ever again yeah we still have
05:49some that are seven years old yeah well yeah we're surrounding them to this day around
05:54from that same day from that same day from that day