Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a strange experience that Dave had involving some thunder and then the show talks about all the non-scientific explanations for weather phenomena we heard as kids.
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00:00we had the craziest thing the other day i don't know if you guys had it i think was it monday
00:10uh we had sun thunder yeah what it was completely sunny and then strong rumbles of thunder are you
00:20sure it wasn't a storm in a distance no no no it kept it was definitely thunder it kept happening
00:24over and over one you know when thunder strikes and it seems like it's above your head
00:30yeah like the loudest you've ever heard it amber and i jumped off like we were sitting outside we
00:36jumped out of the chairs because we thought it was an explosion at first blue sky though it was
00:40blue sky all around us usually you'll hear a storm in the distance and it's not by you no this was
00:45okay so the funny thing i told you how james is never nothing bothers him he didn't move
00:49amber and i jumped up zane was in the pool he almost died he ran out of the pool oh man jameson's
00:56like what's going what's the big deal yeah that's a little that's a little noise just a little sky
01:01bomb yeah there's another sky bomb going on i've never seen that sun thunder before well no crazy
01:08you usually there's got to be a storm around somewhere isn't there something my dad would
01:13always talk about when i was a kid something called heat lightning i don't know i think heat lightning is
01:18kind of bs too i think it's just a storm yeah it's just a storm it's a storm that rolls through when
01:23you know it's been hot all day you know and sometimes there isn't a lot of rain that's
01:29happening yeah like it doesn't become a full storm but it's just the lightning in the clouds yeah
01:33yeah hang on thunderstorm sun out like other people have documented it online i've just never
01:38seen it in my life i remember when i was really little someone had told me that um
01:44that thunder was god was bowling oh yeah angels bowling angels and i'd be like thinking about
01:52that i'm like that's yeah i remember them remember them that you think oh yeah i got told i was just
01:58like sweet jesus can we stop bowling so much they're bowling alley is super loud
02:05it's so lame it's a crazy thing he needs recreation up there he's got infinite powers and wisdom
02:12for the second let off some steam angels have all the powers in the world but yet they're just
02:18deciding to go bowling so every kid was told that yes i think so at least every catholic kid
02:24yeah right exactly you know sit there and think about that i'd think about it and i'd be like that
02:28makes no sense seems like god god you just got a strike that's what they would say too
02:35yeah they used to tell me all kinds of stuff like like that rain was like them taking a
02:42leak on us oh really i thought i was like crying or tears
02:46oh my god yours was more dark
02:49yeah just let a golden shower from the god
02:52oh that's funny i never heard any kind of rain rain as angels crying that's what i was told
02:58that's how nuts we are i'm sorry i feel like yours is darker it's like what are they sad about
03:04they got all the hours is dark oh i think golden showers is
03:07no that's like having fun yeah they got to take a they got to pee yeah exactly you'd be wouldn't
03:14want to be out in the rain but like angels crying is angels crying is like they're so sad about
03:19everything i think it was like because i i did something bad as a kid i'll see you made the
03:23like that type of guilt
03:25it's a guilt yeah it's a catholic guilt that's a funny thing yeah i was just like it seems like
03:32you had a big old drink or something because i am covered in god piss
03:38god's gotta pee you know when he does it's a lot
03:43he's got a huge bladder turns out
03:46i can taste it oh geez tastes pretty good i don't like after i don't like that i like the
04:04smell after god pee oh my god exactly i don't know why the worms come out this guy said at our
04:09church we were told rain was angels crying because the devil was beating his wife oh gosh
04:15sweet jesus what do you even come up with your church is messed up good lord gotta get out of
04:22the catholic church i don't know sounds like a cult or something well that's all sorts so funny so
04:28that you're told this stuff when you're really little and then you get to school and then you
04:31learn about science you're like oh thank god for science i wasn't pissed on not all people go to
04:38school and learn about science yeah no that's true well not all people i am glad i had access to
04:44science yeah he had access to science because i was like it's not god
04:48silly adults they're so stupid oh man they were surrounded by dumb adults oh jesus christ they
04:56literally think it's angel bowling guys there's a bowling alley up in the sky it's just that the
05:01fact that lightning is as hot as the sun it's just protons and neutrons you stupid
05:07snapping things into oblivion it's quite loud it turns out silly oh god's shaking the best
05:15once you grow up how horrible is this my mom told me the angels cried because they saw me jerking
05:20oh god that's putting that guilt in there and that sticks with you forever well when i found out
05:25about masturbation i'd have been like well it looks like you better get some tissues
05:30you're about to do something i gotta be honest with you guys it's gonna rain a lot this summer you're
05:35gonna have what you call a pretty sad day today because everybody's out of the house yep this guy
05:41said my nana told me every time i got a freckle it was a kiss from heaven oh yeah i mean there's all
05:46sorts of stuff yeah you know that was sort of sad a kiss from heaven somebody said i was told ranch
05:53devil ranch dressing is devil jizz i agree