Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a kid who called 911 on his father because he ran a red light and what it would be like if Andy's kid did the same thing.
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00:00A five-year-old kid called 911 on his own dad in Massachusetts.
00:16Why did he do it?
00:17Let's listen into the story here.
00:19The rules of the road are simple.
00:22When you see the yellow light, you go slow, and then when it turns red, you stop.
00:26Turns out, that was a lesson six-year-old Robby felt like he needed to teach his dad.
00:32911 on your phone, you called it. What's your emergency?
00:34Daddy went past a red light. It was in the brand-new car, my mommy's car.
00:39Yup is right. The kindergartner tattled to police.
00:44And imagine Mike's surprise when Robby handed him the phone.
00:47I just kind of, you know, panicked for a second.
00:50I just want to let us know you ran a red light.
00:52Are you kidding me?
00:58If I called 911 on my dad, he would have killed me.
01:04My dad would have been like, I'm going to teach you a little thing about martial law.
01:08Yeah.
01:10I'm going to tell you what happens when 911 doesn't come fast enough.
01:16And I'm going to declare it right now, boy.
01:18Oh, no. Like, uh, I think one time in my life, and I was a bit older or whatever,
01:25and the bryster was all over me about something, and I was like,
01:28I'm going to call, like, Child Protective Services on you or something and get out of here.
01:34You're going to do what, Mike?
01:37You're going to call who?
01:39Oh, you think they're going to be able to save you in time?
01:42And he just ran down, like, what he would do in the time that it would take for them to get there.
01:51And I realized there was no hope.
01:54That was not going to save me that day.
01:57That kid is such a pain in the ass.
01:59Oh, yeah.
01:59I, like, literally, like, it's so bad to say, but I hate that kid.
02:03It, like, makes me super thankful I never procreated.
02:06I'm a kind of kid calling me.
02:10Any time you think about having kids, Andy, just watch that video.
02:13Yeah.
02:14I'd be like, oh, you're in your little power wheel, huh?
02:16And guess what's going back?
02:18You narc, you little bastard narc.
02:21Oh, yeah, because Andy would have some other stuff going on.
02:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:27He's a hell of a kid.
02:29Imagine that 911 call.
02:31It's your bedroom, huh?
02:32No need for that, officer.
02:33Imagine that 911 call of Andy's little kid happened to dial in to the authorities.
02:41911, what's your emergency?
02:43Yeah, my dad is smoking this stuff.
02:45It smells really weird.
02:45Hey, what are you doing?
02:46It smells really weird.
02:48Hey!
02:48I'm sorry, what's happening there, sir?
02:50My daddy smokes it.
02:50Who are you talking to?
02:52He puts it in on that big thing with water.
02:54Oh, my God, what are you saying?
02:56He goes, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
02:58He blows bubbles and he gets really hot.
03:00Are you talking about his marijuana box?
03:03He's telling them about the bomb.
03:04I don't know what it is, but he's really right.
03:06Get off the phone!
03:07He always sweeps after.
03:08Is he doing it right now?
03:10Oh, damn you.
03:11Yeah, he does it all the time.
03:12He's got a whole big closet.
03:13Get off the phone.
03:14Oh, my goodness.
03:15Okay.
03:16He grows plants in the garage.
03:17Uh-oh.
03:18He's growing lots of plants.
03:20Oh, this kid's costing me so much money.
03:22And his plans all do it and he all does it and they all have it.
03:25Oh, he has it in the house now.
03:26He's got it in the house.
03:27He's got it in the car.
03:28Andy Jr?
03:28He's got it in his garage.
03:30In the car.
03:31And the garage.
03:32His buddy Steve's house.
03:33Steve has it too.
03:35Where are you?
03:36His buddy Derek.
03:38Derek too.
03:39Yeah, all of them are really high all the time if that's what you call it.
03:42They all have marijuana.
03:44They have marijuana.
03:45They've got...
03:45Oh, my God!
03:46Hey!
03:47That's worse.
03:48They're doing dabbing or something.
03:50Oh, dabbing.
03:50You're talking about dabbing?
03:51Dabbing and they're doing all sorts of stuff.
03:54Okay.
03:55All right.
03:55It's really, really bad.
03:56I know.
03:56You're learning in school.
03:57We have the SWAT team on the way.
04:00Yeah.
04:00The entire SWAT.
04:01We need to shoot him in his guns because they've got guns.
04:05Oh, they have guns too.
04:06Oh, Jesus God.
04:07They are armed.
04:08Drugs.
04:09Guns and drugs.
04:09And they've got dogs and they've got bombs.
04:12Oh, guns, drugs, and bombs.
04:14There you are.
04:15They're always hitting the bomb.
04:15Okay.
04:16Oh, is he there now?
04:18Are you safe?
04:19Hey!
04:20Give me the phone, Andy Jr.
04:23God damn it.
04:25Oh, you little bastard.
04:26You're in the closet, huh?
04:28Are you there, sir?
04:30Hi.
04:30Yeah, this was just a joke.
04:33I'm sorry, what?
04:34The kid was joking.
04:36No, we are the SWAT's on the way, sir.
04:41We have to investigate.
04:42He's made some very bad claims about what's going on down there.
04:46He's just a wild imagination.
04:48Okay, we'll have to check that out for ourselves.
04:50We are already on the list.
04:52Oh, jeez.
04:52I got a head start on you, cop-up.
04:56Oh, that'd be bad.
04:58It'd be a bad time.
04:59You don't want me.
04:59You got guns and drugs and bad dabbits.
05:03Dabbits.
05:04I don't want that.
05:06Yeah, that little kid, though.
05:08That little kid.
05:09I mean, some people may think he's cute.
05:11No.
05:11Yeah, no.
05:13I'd be so pissed off.
05:15I'd be like, well, somebody doesn't have parents that love them anymore.
05:20Yeah, my dad's got free cable.
05:23Oh, my God.
05:24Oh, yeah.
05:25Oh, what a horrible life.
05:26He's downloading stuff on the computer.
05:28He's like a little sponge, this one.
05:32Just observing information and knowledge.
05:35Isn't that breaking the law?
05:38Isn't down-moaning Torrance breaking the law?
05:41My kid, the narc.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Oh, it would be a horrible situation.
05:44If my dad buys $1 movies off of an Indian guy.
05:52Oh, yep.
05:53Shut that kid's mouth.
05:54Yeah.