Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an 11-year-old girl who started fires at her school, Chuck and Stella being an evil duo, and take calls from listeners about the evil things their kids have done.
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00:00there was a time chuck i think you were worried about little baby stella no i still am well you
00:08said to me the other day i'm fascinated by fire she said that to me that is so scary chuck but
00:18you kind of are too right she's a little female you yes she is which is both realized we're both
00:24evil well an 11 year old girl is accused of setting fire to two bathrooms at paris elementary school
00:32in maine two bathrooms this 11 year old sixth grader set fire to she's been charged with arson
00:39and released to her parents the fires in separate bathrooms of the school one on the lower level
00:45and one on the main level were reported just before nine o'clock in the morning paper products
00:50were set on fire at both locations i don't know see stella i was driving her home the other day
00:56and um we pulled out it was one of those things where there was traffic was kind of bad and i was
01:03like you know what i'm gonna have to go in between these two cars that's coming up he's not gonna be
01:07the happiest guy in the world but i have to go because if not we're here for another 20 minutes
01:12right so i go in between and stella's like he flipped you off i'm like what i said i didn't see
01:22anything she was like yes he flipped you off when you went in front of him and i said well i hope he
01:29crashes on the way home and stella was like
01:32yes i hope he crashes on the way home as well and i was like i started laughing she looked at me and
01:43she goes we're evil i'm like oh my god i'm super scared you are awesome oh you're awesome i'm terrified
01:52but you're so cool the evil duo
01:54and then i said something worse which i won't even repeat no you said something worse in front of
02:11stella yeah like i was like oh my god i wish it would happen to this person
02:16oh yes yes all of it make it happen that's a that's a missed parenting opportunity chuck
02:28i disagree dad shouldn't have said that stuff dad was just upset just uh
02:34i hope i never crossed stella no right or or chuck and stella together with their evil powers uniting
02:42i'm glad i'm on her good side with all the unicorn things that's so true you're fine
02:45you're fine that's so funny i want to put this out there for a minute then was there a moment you
02:52thought your kid was evil like did you realize you had a little fire starter or a little murderer
02:57on your hands it's dark side it's just i mean i know my child has psychological problems
03:04i'd like to get through to this comedy show right away yeah he wears he's wearing a hockey mask
03:12chases people with knives should i be worried oftentimes it takes the red crayon he draws a lot
03:18of bloody things he's drawing bloody people and dead people and it's just wild times dave and chuck
03:26penis prepare to pay
03:27we took all the red crayons away from him now he draws blood and a blue you know if it's all blue
03:36that means blood taking him to several experts they just can't make any sort of any progress with
03:42him he was hanging from the ceiling the other day it was scary like a bat yeah just his feet
03:49it was wild someone set his aunt's bed on fire because she was ignoring him while she was on the
03:59phone with her boyfriend just always talking talk talk talk he hates to be ignored i don't like when
04:07people don't pay attention to me just wanted attention how about we start with your bed where
04:13you're asleep you burn them uh my son hit me in the eye with a hammer and licked the blood off of it
04:23jesus christ and we're gonna leave you at the amusement park
04:26at least he stepped it up
04:30that's a good one you put him on a ride
04:32have fun
04:33run run run
04:35keep an eye on you with my good eye as i back away
04:38yep
04:40yep
04:41run run get out now run
04:44everybody go
04:45go
04:46go he's gone
04:47oh the ride's almost done run
04:49we got three minutes
04:49we got three minutes
04:50god help us all
04:52god help us all
04:55don't look back
04:56don't look back
04:57i can't
04:59i can't
05:00i literally can't
05:01look back
05:02you're trying so hard to get out
05:04but there's lines
05:05there's people in your way
05:07please please
05:08fat people
05:08move
05:09please
05:09there's a group of ten people out with the same shirt
05:13you can't get by them
05:14man jeez we're just in line here
05:16what's the hurry philip
05:17you get
05:18you get to the exit
05:19and the kid's there with secure
05:21he's like jeez
05:22he almost left me
05:23here's my dad
05:26he's like i guess it was bad that you lost that eye
05:29keep an eye on so
05:30be the same if something happened to the other one i guess
05:33yeah
05:33licked it
05:35he licked it
05:36he licked the blood off the hammer you guys
05:38sometimes eye blood just fell a bit delicious
05:41someone said lisa would leave her kid on the side of the road with a happy meal and call it a day
05:46there you go there's your nuggets
05:47see i'll be back in never
05:49don't worry i'll find you
05:53oh
05:53it's all making sense now
05:56lisa secretly has 11 kids all abandoned all over the country
06:00lenny this one's messed up too we're going to disneyland
06:03she can't no she knew she's like i'd probably just leave them in uh an amusement park so i better not have one because they're gonna track her down
06:15just push them out to sea
06:17oh wow
06:18oh wow
06:19bye
06:19here's some supplies and
06:21they're crazy
06:23they're trying to kill me
06:25yeah i mean they're licking blood off hammers and things
06:27i don't know what you expect me to do
06:29gotta send them out to sea
06:30i don't know
06:31i don't know
06:31no