Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about a creepy doll set-up in a local park and how Chuck did something similar when he was "younger"!
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00:00So this is definitely the creepiest story of the day here, and it's from Sterling Heights,
00:15where a frightening find was discovered inside a popular park, and it's got families on alert.
00:23It's disturbing dolls, and a weird, like, Blair Witch-type setup.
00:30I've done this a couple times.
00:32I feel like it's devious.
00:34I don't know.
00:34I don't think it's funny.
00:36Ha-ha.
00:36I think it's a bunch of goth kids trolling people.
00:40High school kids, yep.
00:41I guarantee it's just high school kids.
00:42Yeah.
00:43I used to go to this park all the time when James was going to be a professional BMX stunt
00:47rider.
00:47Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:48There's some dirt trails back there.
00:50I've done some exploring.
00:51There's actually an area where there's, like, an abandoned piece of construction equipment
00:54that had those dolls all over it before.
00:57Oh, really?
00:57Oh, they did.
00:58Yeah, this is, like, 10, 15 years ago.
00:59So now maybe they just moved it to a pathway where more people can see it.
01:03It's not, you know, off the beaten path like it used to be.
01:06But I bet you it's just high school kids messing around.
01:08Yeah.
01:08I instantly go to DVS.
01:10Yeah.
01:10Me, too.
01:10So in your mind, somebody's like, oh, where's my dolls?
01:13I don't know where my goddamn dolls.
01:17It's on my goddamn teepee.
01:19That's what I think.
01:22That's what I think.
01:23That's what I think.
01:23My trap didn't go off.
01:27Well, listen.
01:28I just know myself.
01:30When I was young, Chuck the Freak, and it was after Blair Witch, I think, the first one.
01:37And then the Blair Witch had those little wooden things hanging all over the place.
01:41Well, I learned how to make them.
01:43Of course you did.
01:43And then I was out in the middle of, like, a forest, and I just started making a bunch
01:50of them.
01:51And I hung them all up.
01:53Just mess with somebody's mind.
01:54Because I was like, if ever anyone finds this place, they're gonna lose it.
02:02So, Chuck, when you, the Blair Witch prank, weren't you way out of high school then?
02:06Yes.
02:06Oh, yeah.
02:06I was old.
02:07I was doing the math.
02:09We saw Blair Witch together.
02:10We were working together then.
02:11It was like 99.
02:12Yeah, we were already doing a show together.
02:16Yeah.
02:16So, you went out in the woods and put, and did a prank.
02:18I was in the woods, and I was just, like, making these wooden things.
02:23And then I realized, if I hang them all over the place.
02:26You were making wooden things?
02:27This is what he filled his time with before we discovered his love of ants.
02:31One of the many things.
02:33I love that the mind of Lisa, she was like, hold on a minute here.
02:37Blair Witch Project.
02:38Let me just Google that.
02:40Because he was trying to say, my younger days.
02:41It's like, young Chuck the Freak.
02:44I would do it today.
02:45I would do it again.
02:47I would do, I would scare people right now.
02:50Yeah.
02:50I'm with Lisa.
02:51I was doing the math, too.
02:52Oh, are you?
02:52I was like, younger days.
02:54No, I instantly went, wait, we saw that movie together.
02:56I was like, I think I was interning in radio when Blair Witch came out, or I was about
02:59to start interning in radio, so.
03:01Yeah.
03:02He is Buffalo Bell.
03:03But that movie scared the girl out of you.
03:05Buffalo Chuck.
03:05Yes, but during the day, it's not so scary to be in the woods.
03:09Right.
03:11And I was at like a camp.
03:12Chuck a little bill.
03:12Yeah, I was like at a camp area, and I realized, someone will see this.
03:18Someone will eventually wander down this way, and then they're going to get to this, and
03:25they're going to crap themselves.
03:26And I took a lot of joy in that.
03:29Yeah, it was a troll.
03:30It was a trolling.
03:30It was a trolling.
03:31Yes, a trolling before there were trolls.
03:34It is funny that Lisa was like, you were just well into adulthood.
03:401999, you were 25.
03:43Doing all the math.
03:45Yeah, I was 25.
03:48Not a childish prank if you're a super old adult.
03:53That goes into creepy territory, though.
03:56I looked at it as purely creepy.
03:58I never looked at it once as, this is a childish prank.
04:02Right.
04:02I was like, I want to scare the living crap out of someone.
04:05Right.
04:06I want someone to see this and run.
04:10That was my intention.
04:11Oh, man.
04:11It's Dave and Buffalo Chuck.
04:13We're talking about these.
04:15Oh, my dolls.
04:16Oh, God.
04:17That's why he does that so well.
04:18I'm just mad.
04:20I didn't think of the doll thing.
04:21I just picture Chuck putting together his freaking Blair Witch, Crazy Woods.
04:28I'm going to do it to the riff.
04:30You should just hang him randomly.
04:32I'm going to do it here one night.
04:33Go in the back, like, do it in the back hallways.
04:36I'll do it.
04:37I'll do it to one of the other stations here.
04:39Yeah, put it outside their windows.
04:41Outside their studio windows.
04:42I'll do it.
04:42I'll do it.
04:44Perfect.
04:45Well, James, we'll make a few of these.
04:47A prank from 1999.
04:49See, but here's the thing.
04:50Here's the thing, Lisa.
04:52Not him.
04:54Toddy.
04:54Toddy.
04:57The thing is, so, like, this doll thing, like James said, he saw it when he was in high
05:02school.
05:02Yeah.
05:03You know what I mean?
05:03So, this is, all you have to do is wait.
05:06If you wait long enough and do it again, it's like a brand new thing.
05:09You're bringing it back.
05:10It's called with Lisa.
05:11I was friends from 1999.
05:14I'm bringing it back.
05:15I'm bringing it back, guys.
05:16Just like all the movies, Hollywood's bringing it back.
05:18Chuck's bringing it back to France.
05:19Yeah, yeah.
05:19All the 90s are going back, so.
05:22Just so you guys know, in 1999, here we go.
05:28All you pricks.
05:30That was a terrifying prank.
05:33Yeah.
05:33Right, but it's 2017.
05:35Right.
05:35Did I do it?
05:36No, you want to.
05:38You want to just talk about doing it here.
05:40Well, I was going to do it here just to decorate this tree for Lisa, because she's busting
05:46my frickin' balls.
05:49You know?
05:49You guys are like, oh, wait a minute.
05:52It's not just me.
05:54Everybody's busting your balls.
05:55I don't think so.
05:56I'm busting your balls, but I'm also going to help you with the prank.
06:00I'm like Switzerland.
06:01I'm on both sides.
06:02I just noticed the dates.
06:03That's all.
06:04Don't get defensive.
06:07It's okay.
06:08If you want to play your witch.
06:10You just don't want to start something like this with me.
06:14Oh, here we go.
06:14Yeah, just so you know.
06:15Yeah.
06:16You're playing with fire.
06:17Luckily, he's too lazy to do any of this anymore.
06:19No, I know he's not.
06:20I know.
06:20He won't do any of that.
06:22You're playing with nostalgic fire.
06:23Right.
06:24You never know what movie I might pull out.
06:28You're playing with almost 20-year-old fire.
06:31Watch yourself, Lisa.
06:32I've seen a lot of creepy stuff, Lisa.
06:34I know, yeah.
06:35He has, and he's also been terrified by most of it.
06:37That's true.
06:38Keep that in mind.
06:39Keep that in mind.