Dave & Chuck The Freak take calls about the creepiest ways listeners have been hit on and Chuck The Freak shows off his dong miming skills!
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00what is the oddest or creepiest way you've been hit on that's what we want to know here for the
00:09next little bit voice changing technology as anonymous kicks it off hi anonymous hello so
00:16tell us about it okay so um i'm a local furry and i went to the wind out street fair in fursuit at
00:24night when everyone's drunk and dancing and uh i was expecting to get some reactions but i was not
00:30expecting the amount of middle-aged men that wanted to bang me and uh one guy in particular
00:38was like oh i love you and i was like laughing and he was like no really i love you and he asked
00:47me to dance for him and then i was uncomfortable and did like the whole peace out i'm gonna leave
00:52fine and he put his tongue in between his two fingers like the whole oh yes i love that move
00:59yeah you guys just keep my beer cold i'm gonna go make fun of lingus fingers at her yeah
01:03it's a terrible what a move what a move i can't imagine doing that to a woman
01:11it is one of the most graphic symbols thing to do to a lady it's the most graphic lingus with the
01:17tongue yeah the v the v with the tongue yeah it's so i remember first seeing it and finding out what
01:24it meant and being like oh my oh my my word
01:28it is it is yeah it's a bit much what's more graphic you could do to a lady even like the
01:36you know like this that's that's not as nothing is more than your tongue just lapping up the air
01:42yeah that's bad let's head to another call here a regular line greg from ohio autist way someone
01:49has hit on you greg okay i was off work just enjoying myself walking around and a guy just
01:55walked up to me and offered me a hundred bucks to perform acts and he he just he wanted to do
02:02sexual things to me and offered me a hundred bucks and and uh wanted to go out to spend the evening
02:08with me so was it a good night i kicked him in the nuts and took his hundred bucks
02:13oh wow that's a shocker wow thanks for calling in greg you have a good day he didn't sound he
02:20doesn't sound like he's from ohio is there i don't know that sounded like he sounded ohio
02:24yeah yeah and we were still like all my dad's friends i was gonna say they're i said they're
02:29trying to perform sexual acts on me i just kicked him right in his nuts yeah he kept it pretty pg
02:36close to kentucky down there yeah you know so there's a little bit southern ohio's got a twang
02:42oh my god this guy says i had a 300 pound woman ask to sit on my face
02:51it's gonna sit right on your face if you don't mind i'm uh it's safe i don't uh i don't think so
03:03five seconds you look like you got a strong neck i do that i do but facial bone structure i'll need it
03:11i'll need it um she's a big lady that girl that's hitting on you yeah she's big so what do you say
03:18what does she want what does she want to do i can't hear her i want to sit on his face oh thanks
03:23stay right on there you just do your thing hey um chuck i don't think you should let her do that
03:41i'm not gonna okay i would never let someone you're lost yeah yeah you may never make it
03:49i don't think you'd recover i think how about you you're a tall drink of water you want some of it
03:55yeah yeah i am i'm gonna i'm gonna my body really likes you you should just stick with him
04:01no no he can probably fit both of you under here
04:03justin hey uh hey big lady yeah just let you know he's got nine inches jesus christ well right
04:10looks like somebody just pulled ahead
04:12in the race for my love yeah
04:17you'll hit the end of your cavern if you know what i mean that's what i'm looking for
04:22that's what i thought
04:25um this guy said here in a text um worse than the tongue
04:33and finger oh yeah sign uh i was given the cupped hand tongue pushed into the cheek
04:41from a guy at the bar what
04:45is that it
04:48oh cupping them yeah i get yeah i get gotta be that's even creepier than the classic just
04:55i've never seen that i've seen the old yeah that what about the double the universal okay
05:00chuck come on wow he's really good at that
05:03you're damn right i am i know exactly what i want
05:09he really is i'm not kidding
05:13the size of the one he's mimicking come on chuck
05:17my tongue's big it's not
05:20i like that one i like that move you move it
05:28yeah wow okay oh my god
05:31hell of a dick mime
05:32yeah i am i'm i'm actually amazing dick mime
05:37what'd you think of your dick mime skills
05:38uh you know it's taken many years
05:41of training he's been doing that to a lot of ladies
05:44i don't know i don't know ladies i like my uh girl parts big
05:50it doesn't look like a girl part
05:53um told me it was okay but i've seen people joke around and do that move i've never seen
05:58that's what confused me i've never seen i've never seen the cupped balls
06:01well the classic is just the handout yeah yeah yeah okay you know
06:05jesus stop it
06:07now it's really uncomfortable
06:10when it makes him dave uncomfortable too it makes me laugh
06:15well it's i mean come on now he's double now he's double fisted he's an amazing dick mime
06:19so what is the one that you have to practice though this ball one it's uh she just wants to see it
06:25oh my god
06:30okay all right oh holy hell
06:35let's do it
06:39let's do it
06:40you
06:41you
06:41t