Dave & Chuck the Freak received a tip about helping guys with E.D. involving Michael Jackson and it leads to Chuck dancing to solve his "problem".
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00:00all right so you guys wake up one day and your dick doesn't work yes yep would you get a botox
00:15injection if you knew it could help get her where right in your dick a rough day oh i swear to god
00:25though if i couldn't get a boner i'd do whatever yeah like he didn't he just doesn't even work
00:29right no nothing i tried tried everything you'd do it i don't know the difference with this the
00:36treatment could be effective for several months at a time so you just have to get one shot and
00:39that lasts you a couple months what i would be hoping is that it's not just like a just not
00:46boner time all the time yeah you know because you see these people's faces right and they can't smile
00:52anymore no but that's not the same but they don't but that's it's the same effect it's the same effect
00:58i think it's having on your muscles down there and your johnson so you're worried you wouldn't be
01:02able to smile down there i'd be smiling all right i'd be worried i've been smiling all day long
01:11i don't need that kind of drama chuck's smiling in his pants again
01:17chuck is your dick frowning not anymore
01:22he's just depressed and hard
01:30hard as a rock and just sad oh it's horrible uh johnny from i wish i wish he could have a frown on
01:41him hi johnny good morning fellas good morning i got a very functional penis and i'm gonna give you
01:46some tips on how to keep one all right all right one eat onions eat onions i'm out eat onions
01:54michael jackson at least two to three times a day to yourself
01:58three hang a wet towel from your johnson and bob it up and down uh-huh and pee and stop and pee and
02:06stop and pee and stop every time you pee your daily routine johnny consists of eating onions
02:11bouncing a towel on your wet donger and peeing and stopping yeah and i and michael jackson myself
02:17like two to three times a day you jerk off two to three times a day beat it like a song yeah yeah
02:24or you do you dance to michael jackson songs three two to three times a day oh well that too
02:28i'll keep you in shape please whatever you gotta do can you imagine chuck just comes in here one day
02:36chuck what are you doing over there dude i'm doing the smooth criminal dance yeah erection maintenance
02:51practicing that one
02:55that is not a good look
02:58oh god oh the crotch grab
03:10huge boner though yeah just a great boner this is a secret right here yeah that's it
03:29where's your onion eating a medallia
03:40is it working no thank god
04:01you do all these michael jackson dances then a girl's like they're working
04:14give me a few more minutes baby imagine if that's what you had to do to get a boner you
04:19had to michael jackson dance no that's tragic try the moonwalk yeah i can do it
04:25i gotta wear shoes don't scare me with your dancing shoes on
04:40i mean honestly i probably burned like 12 calories right there
04:46this is if i'm just walking this is a good just
04:48yeah this should do it yeah this should give you a boner
04:55this is the one this'll do it oh there's a lot of leg kicks and like side legs side to side
05:06you'll end up throwing your hip out or something you gotta be real careful chuck yeah no doubt no i know it
05:12that's what's the michael jackson boner dance
05:20if that was a thing that would be a very weird day in here
05:32oh my god i just can't even imagine you have to dance to michael jackson get a boner
05:36in front of a chick what was the other tip something about a towel you have a bounce
05:41a towel yeah like so you get you get strength you get hard and then you got to put a wet heavy
05:46towel on and then try and lift it up with you know your bouncing muscles yeah that muscle yeah
05:52so you could do that listen to this i do that already what a depraved scene that would be
05:57you're in your bathroom like every morning eating an onion naked lifting a towel with your boner
06:07oh bad day
06:10you gotta start off with a small towel and advance to a larger towel
06:13i can't get a larger towel on there come on a large towel
06:16just use a washcloth washcloth is exactly what i would