Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about strange shower habits and how Chuck gets clean.
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00:00are you showering like a normal person or not i doubt it a new survey tried to figure out exactly
00:15what the average person does in the shower uh so here's what they say 79 percent of people stand
00:21okay six percent shower sitting down is that because oh god is that because
00:28oh the shower chairs no maybe i just picture them sitting on the floor no sitting on the bottom
00:35of the tub let's put it out there to the folks i've definitely done it do you do you do something
00:40different in the shower what weird thing do you do in the shower like you sit on the ground i've sat
00:45on the ground there's no question i've had some in the floor i've had some mornings i've had some
00:51mornings where i needed to just sit down and let the water and just let the water hit me
01:01he's generally in my 20s what were you like drunk oh from being drunk yeah oh you know
01:10get it so hung over the funny scenes that you've never done that have you no no because getting
01:16getting up that's the thing it's tough and it's position is uh rough every time i did it there
01:21was the horrible because you can't even imagine how relaxed you get sitting on the bottom of the
01:26just letting it hit you and then comfortable to me me too oh once you get past it it's not bad
01:31joe from warren uh what's the weird thing you do in the shower you know i really don't shower i like
01:37to bathe i like bubbles i like the warm feeling you know the only thing i would ever do in the
01:43taking showers if me and my wife were in there i just never i to me a bath is a lot better i work
01:49out a lot and you can lay in the bath yeah i mean there is i can see your upside to a bath my downside
01:57to a bath is i am swimming in chuck the freak hot dog water right we're dirty men and you know that's
02:04you're just you're bathing in your own juice i mean if i took a bath okay so i'm just taking a bath
02:10and cleaning myself yeah and then you took one of those fish nets and just skimmed the top of
02:17that thing back and forth do you see how hairy this body is could you imagine the filth no could you
02:24imagine so for me i gotta be in the shower so it all goes away you know i'll tell you what though if
02:29i'm gonna take a bath it's going i'm going all the way you're going full lady i'm going full on candles
02:34and bubbles oh like kicking your toe up relaxing music i'm putting in some stuff you know like
02:41stella's got all these things they're like these little balls and she throws them in and then they
02:46like they fizz and bubble up and it changes the watercolor and you know she's got all sorts of
02:51stuff so if i'm gonna do it i'm doing it you're like setting the scene like oh yeah
02:55oh these little oily balls throw those in there make it stink oily ball put some bath salt
03:07stuff in there light a couple candles bubbles let's put some bubbles i just cannot picture you
03:13taking like a big fluffy bubble bath no and i don't but i'm just saying if i'm gonna take a bath
03:20you're doing it right you're doing it up no because i think girls do the bubbles because you
03:26there's a mystery it's a mystery under there you know like what's under there guys aren't you guys
03:32interested what's under there of course we know what's under there we just can't see it if i'm in
03:36the bathtub there's no mystery to me there's nothing sexier than a woman in a bath and you see like
03:41just a perfect amount of titty yeah covered by bubbles sure yes it's a good scene and and in fact
03:49it'd be the same with me
03:51the perfect amount of bubbles cascading down this body ruin that image yeah i'm telling you man i need
04:02the bubbles to hide what is going on this body in a bathtub is is revolting
04:12so i need water you can't see through i need bubbles on top of that bob from detroit what's
04:20the odd thing you do in the shower that's too bad i have an old house with an old shower both
04:25walls are actually covered and you walk in from the end and it's got footrest on the other side
04:30so you can kind of sit there like captain morgan and get yourself nice and clean got one leg propped
04:35up on the wall it's actually footrest built right into the shower i could use a couple of those i'll tell
04:41i've never heard that i mean i guess if you're it's probably more for ladies that are shaving
04:45their legs right not for guys what do i need a footrest for trust me i get in there i put my foot up
04:53i definitely put my foot up well number one that's the only way i'm going to be able to wash my feet
04:57i'm not bending over to get those bad boys they got to come up honestly you would not want to see
05:02what i do to clean myself no no i don't want to think about to see you take a shower chuck
05:08no i'm i mean maybe you know but then you speak for yourself
05:11i mean if i ever if i ever wanted to ensure a chick would never be into me she could watch me
05:20take a shower like through a peephole you know like so that i don't know she's watching
05:26because just the stuff that i do to ensure that every give us a couple of poses you might make in a
05:34shower shower head yep oh you spread your cheeks yeah oh you spread them you got to you let it hit
05:41and spread you lit what's happening here it's getting the soap out from underneath the jibbers
05:51and got to or else it'll just put your leg angles i put my leg up you do the captain morgan lucky don't
05:57fall i'm pretty balanced in there luckily but uh yeah i mean no but listen if i don't do some stuff
06:05i'm gonna have soap in my areas for days i just gotta lift them up i do that but i like to i lift
06:13them up but then i want to get down in there yeah i don't leg up for the balls i'd lift up and then
06:18let it just kind of hit the i don't mind like i don't mind uh lifting the leg up i also find that
06:24lifting the leg up can get uh the back good good good good