Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about an episode of the TV show Botched starring Mama June and found out Chuck and Honey Boo Boo have something in common.
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00:00Mama June
00:10is on the show
00:12Botched. This is where
00:14these plastic surgeons try and help people
00:16who've had some bad work done. Yeah.
00:18I didn't realize she had work done, but
00:20it turns out she didn't. It was about
00:21her C-sections.
00:24Just listen to this
00:26woman on the TV show Botched.
00:28This is Mama June. You would never do a tummy tuck
00:30on someone who just delivered
00:32a baby. The uterus
00:34is very large and
00:36distended, and you could never get the muscles
00:38tightened over the uterus,
00:40so it's probably
00:41the worst time to ever consider a tummy
00:44tuck, and it's never done.
00:46You never do a C-section.
00:48And then when Alana was born 10 years ago,
00:50there's so much scar tissue right here.
00:52Yeah. That doctor, he didn't know how
00:54deep to go down, and that's why he ended up
00:56cutting Alana's head up right here
00:58twice. You're saying
01:00when he did the C-section, he got
01:02so deep that it actually cut
01:04into Honey Boo Boo's forehead?
01:06Yeah. And that's when he told me at that time
01:08I needed to talk to someone about getting some of the
01:10scar tissue removed.
01:12In all my life, I've never heard of a C-section
01:14where a scalpel goes
01:16too deep and
01:18actually slices into the baby's
01:20forehead, or even touches
01:22as a baby. What redneck
01:24doctor? I got it. It happened to me.
01:26You were cut the same way?
01:27I was cut the same exact way.
01:29You were not.
01:30I was too.
01:30Wow, that's crazy.
01:31I was cut. I have a... I literally have a
01:34birth
01:34mark
01:35scar that at the time was a neck,
01:38and now it's like this big, because I've grown.
01:40Yeah.
01:41And it's like that.
01:42And it was from a C-section.
01:43But while they were
01:45giving my mom a C-section,
01:47right above my butt,
01:51on my back,
01:52little nick.
01:53Wow.
01:53So, it definitely happens
01:55that doctor's an idiot
01:57for not thinking,
01:58because it can't have happened to
02:00Honey Boo Boo
02:01and just me.
02:02You know what I mean?
02:03You have something in common
02:05with Honey Boo Boo.
02:06Who knew?
02:07You know what I mean?
02:07The only two cases in history
02:09are Honey Boo Boo
02:10and Chuck the Freak.
02:12The only two babies ever cut
02:14during a C-section.
02:15Like, that's just impossible, right?
02:17Honey Boo Boo
02:17and Chuck the Freak.
02:20So, I'm thinking that this doctor
02:22who thinks that he knows
02:24is just a quack.
02:25That's in common with Honey Boo Boo.
02:27But yeah, no, I mean,
02:28there's gotta be...
02:30There's only two cases of this.
02:32Two cases.
02:32Chuck the Freak and Honey Boo Boo.
02:33One child's her card
02:34and a little Honey Boo Boo.
02:37Yeah.
02:39Only two cases recorded
02:41in human history.
02:42Paul from Lake Orion.
02:49Good morning.
02:51When my first son was born,
02:54when they're performing
02:55the episiotomy,
02:56that's when the baby's crowning,
02:58they sliced my son's forehead
03:01open with the scalpel
03:03while performing that.
03:05Still has the scar to this day.
03:06Okay.
03:07All right, so it's not
03:08a C-section, though, Chuck.
03:09It's still just you
03:10and Honey Boo Boo.
03:11No, just me and Honey Boo Boo
03:12so far.
03:13So far.
03:21Someone said,
03:22future trivia question,
03:23what do Chuck the Freak
03:24and Honey Boo Boo
03:25have in common?
03:26It's a good one.
03:27It's a good one.
03:28In fact,
03:28we should write that down
03:30and stick it somewhere
03:30and then wait like two years
03:33and give something away
03:34and ask that question.
03:35We'll never remember.
03:36That is a hell of a
03:37Chuck the Freak fun fact.
03:38It is.
03:39Oh my God.
03:39Someone said
03:40the start of Chuck luck
03:41started in the womb.
03:42It did.
03:43It did.
03:44He was even caught in the womb.
03:45No, listen, honestly,
03:46and I think I knew it
03:48as like a baby
03:49because I wrapped
03:49the umbilical cord
03:51around my neck
03:51like three times.
03:53That's why I had to be
03:53delivered C-section.
03:54They realized,
03:55oh my God.
03:56And so I was trying
03:57to kill myself.
04:01I knew.
04:02In a year in a row
04:03you were like,
04:03oh, this is going to suck.
04:04This life is going to suck.
04:06Yeah, I think like
04:07maybe you know.
04:08I was like a little baby
04:11and then you forget.
04:16And then you got caught.
04:17You were like,
04:17see, I told you.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Yeah.
04:19Yeah, rough start.
04:20Yeah.
04:21A little bit of a rough start.
04:22A little Chucky Boo Boo.
04:24Chucky Boo Boo.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Yeah.
04:28It can't.
04:29Me and Honey Boo Boo
04:30cannot be the only two.
04:33It's impossible.
04:34It's impossible.
04:36It is impossible.
04:38It bothers me
04:43because that doctor saying
04:44like it's just never
04:45that would just never happen.
04:46It's just like
04:47you obviously have no idea
04:50what you're talking about
04:50because you're stupid.
04:51Yeah.
04:52You know,
04:52now listen,
04:53C-sections were done
04:55like when I was born,
04:58they did them straight down
04:59like your stomach
05:01from like your belly button down.
05:02So you had a big long scar.
05:04Now I think they do them
05:05across and right around
05:08like where your underwear
05:09would be or something.
05:10So I don't know.
05:11Maybe now it's much
05:13more impossible
05:14to cut a baby.
05:16You know,
05:17but in the 70s,
05:19they must have been
05:19carving us up.
05:20Oh, Chuck Luck.
05:24And one more thing
05:25here.
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