Wacky News: Florida Man Sits on Gym Goer and Florida Woman Gets Naked at Nursing Home
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00:00We got something that's going to put a smile on your face. Kathy and I back together again
00:04with the Maggie News stories of the day. Good to be back. Well, this is a Florida man story for you.
00:10A 78-year-old guy named Robert went to the gym on Thursday morning, Thanksgiving morning. He was
00:15working out and he wanted to use a certain machine, but someone else was there using it.
00:20Don't know what machine it was, but two sisters were there working out and he got sick of waiting
00:24for them to finish. So while one of them was still working out on the machine, he sat down
00:29on top of her and started trying to work out. It sounded like he pinned her down. So the
00:34other sister tried to step in and help and get her unpinned from underneath this man. Police
00:40had to get involved and witnesses confirmed that Robert was being aggressive and he's
00:43facing battery charges. I bet he is. Sometimes it's better to just wait or go somewhere else.
00:51Yeah. Don't go to the gym on Thanksgiving morning.
00:53Uh-uh. There were plenty of turkey trots around. If you want to work out, you can work out with
00:58one of those. Yeah. All right. Well, you took care of the Florida man. Let me take care of
01:01the Florida woman. Oh, good. Now, this old gal was up in Citrus County and she was at a nursing
01:09home or a facility there for the 65 and older. Right. Now, there had to be more than likely
01:16some drugs or alcohol involved because she's 35 and they thought maybe she was coming in to
01:23visit, you know. A family member or something. A family, somebody there. Yeah. Yeah. But as soon
01:27as she got in the door, she took off all of her clothes
01:31and walked in, started looking around at everybody, started grabbing and hugging all
01:42the folks around there. And then she decided to do a little impromptu lap dance of a couple of
01:47residents who were going, wait a minute, what is going on here? Well, the police got called,
01:52needless to say, and, um, and, and grabbed ahold of this gal. Well, she was not going easily. Um,
02:01cause she was naked and up to something evidently. And, uh, they ordered her to put on a shirt,
02:07but she said, no, I'm not going to do it. Well, the officer said, you're going to get handcuffed and
02:11you're going in the police car. Well, they tried to get her in the police car. She kicked one of the
02:15officers in the chest. Not a good idea. And, uh, so now she's got three counts of battery. Uh,
02:23and of course they're charging her with battery on persons over the age of 65, which in Florida,
02:28there is a law about that. Although a couple of the senior gentlemen that said, Hey, wait a minute.
02:34I didn't get in my lap dance. Where y'all going in such a hurry. Oh gosh.