Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what it would be like if Andy and the WRIF staff entered into a fictional world based on the 'Wizard of Oz', after falling victim to severe weather at the Metallica show.
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00:00i want to tell you about the metallica show tonight i'm going to keep giving you a heads
00:07up for everyone's heading down there because there's a ton of people heading downtown for
00:10this show um there is going to be some sketchy weather rain lightning strong winds there is a
00:17possibility of a tornado that can't be ruled out as well i mean suck it up man if you die at a
00:21metallica show you die the way to go i went out in a tornado a metallica show that's just is there
00:26any more hardcore way to go no i really want to be here tomorrow yeah that's just that's just the
00:33devil man that's just rock and roll jesus coming in swept up into that tornado so hang on tight baby
00:41andy and james are going to be down there all the riff staffs going to be out and about at the show
00:45but imagine a tornado hit it would just like kill the whole riff staff shut up that's horrible why
00:50do you even say that if once it gets that bad you're not going to see my ass echo america park
00:54yeah that's true i'm heading for the hills that's smart no but that is wild that would be wild yeah
00:59that would be one of the horrible events sure everyone will be fine let's hope i'd probably
01:06just lift them up and put them somewhere else no i don't think that's how they work dave
01:09i don't think the entire riff staff was gently set down
01:14tornadoes are like the wizard of oz
01:17they just pick your house up and you travel to a mystical land it picks up the entire stadium
01:25the entire stadium gets transported to some other dimension yeah populated by munchkins
01:31and evil witches uh-oh things aren't looking good here you guys things aren't looking good at all
01:38for the riff staff man it's raining it's raining pretty hard hi indy i mean those dark clouds yeah
01:43this is uh hey guys i'm getting swept up into the tornado i'll see you in oz with your poncho
01:49my hardcore poncho my hardcore skull laden poncho it's acting like a parachute
01:57the poncho actually creates a vacuum it sucks you into the tornado faster exactly horrible
02:05no andy i'm just saying they land in some sort of mystical rock land i don't think so
02:14i hope i do hope that's what happens to you guys like a village of little dios yeah like i hope dios
02:19there to greet you but i doubt it um i hope andy you can find the red slippers yeah i'm like i gotta
02:29just click my heels and i'll get back to the riff i'm just i'm just saying there's no place like
02:36the riff there's no place like the riff there's no place like the riff like dave remember when you
02:42had to was it during the blackout and you had to work like a 12-hour shift yeah at uh like i'm just
02:47saying none of us want to have to do that oh my god i'm more concerned about the people there you
02:51jackass than working a 12-hour ship you're such a heartless fool i'm just saying we don't want to
02:56work all day i hope you guys make it i hope you don't run into that witch though like all the
03:03riff people are different characters like screaming scott's the scarecrow oh absolutely
03:07i'm like and you were there and you were there steve black you're the you're the lion yeah you're the
03:15lion you're the lion for sure they have to be the lion nah james will be the tin man in like a tin thong
03:21it'll be an oil can it'll be lube hey maybe i need you to oil me up okay
03:26oh whoa creepy tin man a little more on my uh rusty crap
03:32jade is dorothy of course oh yeah of course
03:38who would be those flying monkeys
03:42oh screaming scott's a monkey noise
03:45that noisy mix just like imagine a million screaming scott monkeys
03:50now it's flying scott's
03:54well i hope that doesn't happen
04:00really hoping i don't end up in a mystical riff land
04:05it'll either be like there was a little bit too much weed consumed
04:12i mean honestly it would be hilarious if a tornado hit and it didn't do any damage but like
04:28and something hit andy in the head and and he passed out and that because that's basically what
04:33the wizard of oz all was it was a hallucination yeah exactly so like big dream we go into andy's
04:40dream world on andy's dream world and that's it you know he's being it was a dream and carlini's
04:48chasing him i'm like this was it was real i tell you
04:52it was real yeah like andy are you okay it was real i i was there and you were there
04:58there was a bunch of flying screamings
05:01i loved you guys and i went to a mystical place and i saw the wizard of ken
05:08oh my god
05:09pay no attention to the man behind the curtain don't look back here
05:17i've got a new heart for you
05:21oh that's so funny he's ken is ken is ken is the wizard yeah he has to be it's amazing
05:30the wizard kid someone said instead of uh red slippers it's kiss boots
05:35these are hard to click together you guys i don't know someone said the mental image of andy and james
05:48skipping down the yellow brick road is hilarious then they find the poppies
05:52might spend a little extra time there yeah yeah oh god would be a fun musical but let's hope that
06:04doesn't happen right no i mean i'm with all my heart i'm hoping it doesn't
06:08you