Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and find out if certain things they are doing in their life are weird or not.
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00what do you do that's weird that you're wondering hmm is this normal or not matt you're up first
00:11good morning how are you i'm not i'm not i'm doing pretty good what about you yeah all right man so
00:17what's your am i weird question um well when i don't have toilet paper i tend to use my uh dmv
00:25mail as toilet paper i'm just wondering does that make me worse so you use like junk mail
00:31as toilet paper yeah yeah junk mail it's paper you're conserving you are conserving it is a rough
00:38scratch in your butthole are you are you yeah no it definitely does scratch the butthole okay um do
00:45you flush that stuff yeah i flush it better watch your pipes you have to call a plumber soon all
00:52you should watch your pipes your bagpipes well i mean yeah my toy is still flushing so all right
01:00well might not he's good is he weird is matt weird yeah oh yeah 100% yeah just i think it's more
01:07your voice combined with your storytelling he was weird before he said anything yeah absolutely
01:10he's a modern day recycler right now he is he's a very environmentalist i don't think yeah as lisa
01:15said watch your pipes uh i think that it's probably not good for his plumbing especially if it's a
01:20glossy mailer you know like it's just gonna slide don't even do that right off there yeah miss miss
01:25watch your pipes lisa way watch your pipes watch your pipes watch your that was the most like
01:30italian thing she said hey watch your pipes hey whoa whoa listen okay yeah you're weird first of all
01:35second you're gonna have a nasty plumbing problem yeah you better get that uh
01:40you better have it on speed dial
01:45lisa way's italian tips watch your pipes watch your pipes not enough fiber
01:52yep you're not getting it all and watch your pipes
01:57you're not getting it all and watch your pipes
02:01you're flushing it are you crazy are you mad you got you got one of those snakes
02:06you got a drain snake watch your pipes
02:09rogo ruda
02:11okay what about pipes when i sleep at night i have to have part of the blanket tucked in between my
02:21butt cheeks that's am i weird yeah yeah wash your blanket yeah yeah i'm wondering if they just need
02:31that feeling of something in between there it's a comforting feeling you know something in their
02:36because i think some people put their underwear in there
02:38what yeah i do i think just wear a thong
02:42well no but they need uh they want more fabric than just say a thong
02:46they intentionally shove it up their crack their underwear i think i think some underwear
02:50why that's when you do you would see a lot of streaks
02:54oh chuck
02:55i think i think people do that i just i feel like they do
02:59i think it would help if you had an itchy b-hole like if a b-hole was itchy
03:02oh like if you have some your underwear in there to kind of just get some pressure on it
03:06this is what all barbara walters on you should put her hand under her chin
03:08why do you say that why wouldn't you
03:11it's like uh talking to a therapist
03:13explain i'm not gonna judge what you just said but i'd really like to get to the bottom of why you feel this way
03:20let me go sit on the couch
03:23why you say that why do you talk about underwear in your ass
03:28so you have a theory that
03:31chuck's lying down
03:32you can't see it but chuck's lying down on the couch
03:35yes
03:35you have underwear
03:36oh i just think some people put their underwear on their ass
03:40that's a fine theory i just would like to discuss
03:43when did you first start feeling this
03:45oh god a couple years ago
03:47well watch your pipe
03:51i'm gonna tell you what i tell all my clients
03:53thanks
03:54thank you
03:55okay what about this one
03:58deodorant doesn't stop me from sweating so sometimes i put maxi pads in my armpits
04:02to prevent pit stains
04:03what is this
04:04what does that
04:05no but listen i would it would absolutely absorb all the sweat if you had a massive
04:09if you were worried about
04:10where you
04:12i guess if you stuck it to your shirt
04:14oh they have an adhesive on them
04:17yeah they do
04:18that's how they stick
04:19i had no idea
04:20i thought they was just willing to do that just hanging out with a pair of mayonnaise
04:24no
04:25i didn't know there was no
04:26watch your pipes
04:26watch i better watch my pipes
04:28watch your pipes
04:28you better watch your pipes
04:30i had no idea
04:31yeah
04:32he's got a sticky end to it
04:34stick right on you
04:35you can stick them to you
04:37but that's the thing you can't stick them to your pits
04:40no but you can stick them
04:42you'd have to stick them to your shirt
04:43stick them to your shirt
04:44they got an adhesive on
04:46wash your pipes
04:49watch them
04:50i just thought they was like little pillows
04:52no
04:53no sticky parts
04:54so i don't think that's weird
04:56i honestly don't
04:57if you have like
04:58have you seen guys in like say blue dress shirts
05:00you don't think it's weird
05:01well
05:01that's weird
05:02okay lisa
05:02a maxi pad
05:03hold on
05:04if you put maxi pads in your armpit
05:07you're a nutcase
05:07and you're a woman
05:08yeah
05:09i think you're a modern day macgyver
05:11i think so too
05:12i think it's a good solution to a problem
05:13that there's no
05:14okay just hear me out for one second
05:15okay i'll hear you out
05:16i'm giving a presentation in front of my office
05:18i'm wearing a dark blue dress shirt
05:21if i lift my arm and it's covered in sweat
05:24people are like oh god that guy
05:25if i put a maxi pad under there
05:27and it soaks up all the sweat
05:29and everything looks nice and clean
05:30hey i think that guy's got a maxi pad
05:33hey he's got a maxi pad in his armpits
05:34it's not me
05:36i'm just defending this guy
05:37i think i saw
05:38honestly i saw him getting ready
05:40he doesn't know that i saw
05:42but i saw
05:42he put
05:43i'm not
05:45i'm not kidding
05:46he cut a maxi pad in half
05:48and he put half under his left armpit
05:50and half under his right armpit
05:51he thinks you can't tell
05:52you can tell
05:53you could totally see
05:54oh my god look at how buffy it is
05:55are you guys talking about me
05:57you can see how buffy it is
05:58hey guys what's up
05:59why would he do that with a short sleeve shirt on
06:01i don't know
06:01why would he do that
06:02it's not short sleeve
06:04that right one's coming loose
06:06oh my god it changes us
06:07you would have been better off sweating
06:07i would just
06:08just let us wear sweat
06:09he just had sweaty pits
06:10he needs to put an extra shirt on
06:11yeah
06:12i think he's got a tampon on
06:14okay relax
06:15yeah you just stick a tampon up your nose
06:18it's running
06:20during your presentation
06:22listen i uh
06:25i'm separate from a little bit of a cold
06:27please do not
06:28judge me for these tampons
06:29uh lisa
06:30um
06:31i'm a bit
06:33i'm a bit stuffed up
06:34but it's resulting in a bit of a runny nose
06:37can i borrow
06:37if you would
06:38a tampon
06:39yes
06:41a tampon
06:41here you go
06:43there's like just a white string hanging down
06:45oh man
06:45indeed
06:46no
06:47no
06:47no