Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to listeners about the strange thing they have to do for their partner in order to have sex with them.
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00:00here's a question for you listeners for a moment here my partner will only have sex
00:09if blank i bring it up because of this story there's proof it is possible to find the downside
00:16in every single situation in life because from the outside looking in for most guys this would
00:21seem ideal a 23 year old guy in the uk has a problem he's been with his 22 year old girlfriend
00:29for over a year they had group sex with three three of her very attractive female friends
00:40yeah one of these guys huh and it's changed everything he admits that fivesome the first
00:47fivesome was an incredible experience you think but since then she will not have sex with him
00:54unless her friends can join in what a tragedy so his problem is my partner won't have sex with me
01:06unless her girlfriends can join it's a really crazy email or do you find this like a new story no no
01:13this is from the scottish son okay good he's a scott scottish son it happens a lot of scottish
01:18i just get ladies throwing themselves i'm starting things off with a fivesome yeah i'm a real dry spell
01:28i don't know what to do i have to have sex with five women at the same time every team it's exhausting
01:36you can barely do it uh so russell's joining us here russell my partner won't have sex unless blank
01:44and you say the blank is what she has to be either just out of the shower or in the shower she could
01:50have taken a shower a half an hour ago but then if all of a sudden we're horny she has to go back
01:55into the shower or get me to go in the shower with her and i don't know why because she's she's very
01:59clean she doesn't smell or anything she just it's just something about she has to be fresh out of the
02:05shower i just don't understand it so you mean like you could have like your hand under her shirt and
02:10she's got her hand on your dong and if it goes to the next level it's oh hold on pull you into the
02:14shower she won't have sex penetration unless she's just out of the shower she'll be we're almost home
02:20buddy once we get home and i take a shower we can do whatever you want but that's just the way it is
02:24she's like a vaginal clean freak yeah yeah i think i think she thinks that she smells or something but
02:32she doesn't she's very clean it's in her head right it's in her head she's got some kind of
02:36vaginal disorder order disorder i go down there a lot and i've never noticed anything so right
02:46well that's good you know kudos to you on both those things yeah not noticing and for going down
02:50enjoy it russell thanks guys are different than this like guys will be like yeah so yeah she takes
02:55a shower every time but then i get to do it so right like yeah whatever like guys don't they're not
03:00really worried about it like spontaneity the guys aren't worried about that just so boring because
03:09i know every time she showers we're gonna do it after it's like she likes to play risk for three
03:14hours before we get it out if a guy had to play risk for three hours he'd be there sitting there
03:20i'd be like oh i lost again why do i keep making bad moves um so the question my partner won't have
03:26sex unless blank what's your blank that you can fill in for us uh someone said in an effort to
03:31get healthy i wouldn't have sex with my boyfriend until he did 25 push-ups first okay chuck you do
03:38anything would you do 25 push-ups well listen i would try and do 25 push-ups but then you're gonna
03:45be crushed later because i will not have the arm strength the arm strength to hold myself up
03:52from destroying you yeah so be be careful what you wish for yeah i mean you might want me to do leg
03:59day you're gonna be waiting there a while yeah yeah exactly 25 push-ups i hope you got like five
04:06hours five at a time you do five an hour two and a half hours um someone said my partner won't have sex
04:14oh what till i guess he services her backside he has to service her back door orally before she
04:26opens up the front door oh to let the car get parked in the garage right you gotta know the secret code
04:31yeah it's like an old speakeasy back there
04:36got to say the right stuff password password please yeah password please
04:45and then yeah yeah okay down left right goodness it's like the land insert insert it's like the land
04:56again okay fine if that's if you have no problem with that but every time every time
05:04come on um some more texts coming in my partner won't have sex unless i slap her in the face with
05:10my dong huh i'm okay with that i mean that's what it takes right yeah that's not a tough one all right
05:17here we go some guys would just would love to get that you know would love to be able to do that
05:22she's like reading a book or whatever the old swaffle anything yeah dave was like i don't know
05:30about every time i don't know oh yeah smack her right in the face that seems easy that's just
05:37like oh you just want me to hit you in the face with my dog all right let's go i guess it is one of the
05:41easier there you go and off we go it's speedier than like a massage for an hour yeah it's super
05:47simple it's like a time saver a little dong slapping i feel like it's not just one no it's like a
05:52whole it's a whole thing it's like you know it's like speed bagging somebody um this guy says my
05:58girlfriend will only have sex if she gets a spanking first sometimes by hand sometimes with
06:03a belt and sometimes i just i'm gonna be into spanking you very doable it doesn't take a lot
06:10dave it's just like smack somebody's butt every time we go spankity spankity spank
06:14again what if you were spanking her with your dong dave i'll do that i'll do that every time
06:28it's like the massage is like should i use my dong yeah yeah as long as he can incorporate that
06:35everything else
06:37you