Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about people who would rather sext than have actual sex and the discussion leads to Chuck sharing how it would sound if he sexted someone.
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00:00the survey says six percent of people now prefer to sex than to actually have sex well i'm i come
00:15on do you know how much better at sexting i'd be than actual sex is that it's not as much
00:21disappointment how much better i would be at sexting than the physical act of it
00:30physical act sexting physical act way down low sexting oh my god so you're more of a sex
00:39wordsmith as opposed to i think i could figure out some stuff to say
00:43it seems hard to believe though it does man my sexting would really let you down though i mean
00:50boy oh boy you think so oh my god the the game i would talk on sexting and then the game i would
00:57deliver is so sad so sad that will just like they just be as off as your stats right no question
01:05your expectations versus real delivery yeah i'm really yeah be a lot of one and dones for me
01:11so the survey said six percent of people would rather sex with someone than actually have sex
01:15with them like they get more satisfaction out of sending nude photos or dirty texts than old
01:20fashion genital mashing that's crazy to me dude real sex is is it's a great
01:26god i don't remember it is really good i mean i'm confident like a fake confident when i sex but i
01:38just like i guess i'm more of an actor because i i play a role in the bedroom right this guy says f
01:44sexting i want her i want to taste the taste feel the touch oh god last of bits i just wanted to
01:51text the next one oh god last of bits i want to taste you i want to taste you
02:01touch you feel your taste
02:07this guy says my donger is about five inches bigger when sexting
02:13oh that's hilarious careful with that one and then someone said imagine ken sexting oh no
02:20oh no no i can't even do it conscious no no none of us do i think want to ever hear that
02:26i'm gonna touch your bits slide those panties down
02:30and then i'm gonna jam this into you
02:34slowly i unbutton my pants revealing my privates and swimsuit parts
02:44do you like what you see
02:49come over and give it a tickle
02:53i'm so bulbous for you
02:57oh yeah
03:02ken sex yeah then you touch me in my swimsuit parts
03:07i've heard him say it yeah yeah that's what he that's what he calls it he calls it he's like the
03:12at least a way of genital time yeah maybe you should we should keep our sex a little more
03:18real we should keep our sex
03:21oh no that would be boring do not dumb down here's a real life sex
03:27okay chuck the freak's real life sexed
03:29well
03:31i probably don't smell the best right now because it's been a while since i took a shower
03:38but i take my pants off anyway uh i've got little short shorty white socks on not gonna bother kicking those off
03:47trying to decide if i should leave my shirt on
03:52because my back hair's kind of longer right now i haven't really
03:56gotten around to shaving it down
04:00oh hell i'll take it off so i take it off and i put it on the ground and i come in there and i
04:08you see my belly
04:12it's pretty big
04:17look about seven months pregnant
04:23so i uh i go over there and i uh try to get on top of you but back hurts real bad
04:31and uh so i'm like oh please can i just lay down maybe you could get on the top for a bit
04:41uh you know go down to your bits for a bit and see what's going on down there
04:47try not to forget about your nipples
04:50realize halfway through i totally forgot about the nipple
05:00so go up there and uh you know my head i'm putting them putting your boobs on me my face
05:11and uh i've gone totally soft by now so you're gonna have to do something down there to get it
05:20going again you know you could try something down there
05:24spider tickle my nuts or something
05:28i don't know clearly didn't like anything i was doing either i'm gonna go for it all now i'm gonna
05:37just uh pump about seven seven pumps as fast as i can as hard as i can oops there it is
05:43i hope you enjoyed it i am super tired now
05:51kept the freaks real life sex
05:55it's hard to remember those nipples
05:57no you're right
05:58you're right
06:02and i'm not such a hard answer
06:02you're right
06:03you're right
06:04and i'll talk to you
06:19you