Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners about accidental gropings and Dave says something awkward to a caller that Chuck, Lisa and Andy won't let go.
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00:00and when did you accidentally grub someone and then how did it turn out from there this guy says
00:14i was playing soccer and falling and i went to grab the wall but there was a person there and
00:18i accidentally grabbed the guy's junk oh jesus i screamed let go and apologized yeah you got it
00:26instantly i don't know what the what's the correct thing to do when you accidentally grab junk
00:32oh i don't know i just am so you got to apologize right you have to address it you can't
00:37not say anything i think i gotta yell at you the other person yeah i gotta yell at them for being
00:43sure oh no you're yelling at the person whose junk you've grabbed yeah hey get out i'm trying to play
00:51game of soccer here just keep an eye on where your junk is yeah man back off so you're blaming the
00:58person with the junk yes absolutely it's not my fault it's his fault turn the tables on him
01:02where my bits are you want to keep that big thing away from here keep it under control man
01:09you whore you common whore oh i didn't realize you'd flip the switch on hey fruit loop back off
01:17that is a way to turn it around though that is a smart way yeah because you would be from a guy
01:22like what no dude what yeah i know put them on the defensive oh yeah i'm gonna force me into an hj
01:28yeah you sick bastard did you put your dick right where my hand was going
01:32that's a smart smart idea could you do that to a woman too like if you accidentally get your vagina
01:40off the course throwing that thing around you trollop oh just waiting here willy-nilly waiting
01:47for someone to just grope you move your titties i've heard of skanks like you
01:51i'm not sure it would work that way don't have you ever touched something and been like what
02:00the one the worst time is this is when i i thought it was the headrest that i was resting my hand on
02:06and it was a tip no it was there's this woman it was a bigger lady no she was kind of getting
02:14you know when you picture a bigger lady right okay she was she couldn't get out of her yeah so
02:21she was waiting she's just kind of leaning over the seat in front of her boobs over the seat and
02:25i'm talking to amber and i just put my hand down it was my seat back yeah okay i put my hand down there
02:31and i'm like that feels on and then it moved and i went what was that and i had i was holding on
02:39it was just resting it was just resting wow and then i definitely don't pardon me
02:46oh my god a million pardons one million pardons man
02:50both of your titties performed a amateur mammogram on them
02:57you good news lady you're cancer free
03:03a million pardons you guys you don't understand it was
03:11may each of your tits accept a million pardons my life is made up of a ton of awkward moments
03:16uh so let's go next to david who's with us david we're talking about accidental gropings
03:20i was delivering at a convenience store and uh chick walks in she's wearing uh workout outfit
03:26and she's hot and you know what i mean she was standing right behind me i didn't even know right
03:30when i stood up like her both her boobs just sat right on my shoulder so i'm like only five foot
03:35four so i'm like oh her boobs are on your shoulders is she a behemoth yeah no he said he's five four
03:43oh right yeah he said he's a wee bit of a thing yeah yeah all right david thanks for calling in
03:49oh dave oh man your life is awkward
03:56you can see how he does it though huh you can see how he gets himself into these little
04:03spots huh tricky little spots is a million apologies for your titties oh million apologies for your
04:10height just a wee tiny little just a tiny little elfin
04:16don't want to be referred to that i guess oh little just a morsel of a man huh just a little
04:22thanks for calling thanks for liking us so much little elfin creature they're a fun-sized man oh
04:30like a mini man just bite-sized tiny you got your little shoes on like a fun like a fun size
04:37like you give a child for halloween how a tiny man like you moves a bulk amount of chips
04:45this is beyond me
04:46simple and a wee little thing was this woman was this woman a behemoth was the woman nine feet tall
04:55how are her tits how are her tits on your shoulder i can never rest her boobs on my shoulder i just
05:01i'm six foot five you wee little thing just a wee tiny
05:05six foot five you come up to my penis
05:07just a
05:11just an elfin fellow just so small
05:15i'm sorry we're going dude i'm sorry
05:18oh boy oh boy how is it making all those cookies for kibla
05:22so you live in a tree stuff you say
05:25oh you're just a mini man
05:29so you fly around on a bumblebee
05:32you better watch it on a windy day
05:38you don't want to go blow it around
05:40no be careful be careful
05:42tiny little shoes tiny little pants
05:46oh jesus do you live in a toadstool
05:50how do the other smurfs feel about your groping
05:54yeah i guess i'm just thinking of myself that's all i'm not i'm just if i stood
06:02up there's no way a woman could rest her boobs on my shoulder
06:04no of course not no but then when he revealed he was small you then
06:08ridiculed him for a second
06:09and i didn't ridicule him
06:11just a wee bit of a thing
06:12that's a move
06:14no
06:19you