Dave & Chuck the Freak asked listeners to call in about the ballsiest things they ever did and one guy was too nervous to say something to Lisa at the end of his story.
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00:00what's the ballsiest slash stupid thing you did robert oh hey how you guys doing i love the show
00:17you guys oh thanks man we're talking about your ballsy slash stupid move yeah well um my cousins
00:23they're professional divers like they do 70 meters uh like cousin thomas those 85 meter dives okay uh
00:31they're professional good shape everything i'm um i'm 280 pounds and i'm 5'7 so you're not a
00:39professional professional diver diver not at all no i'm a professional cheeseburger eater
00:45me too congratulations robert thank you so anyways they uh climbed this um tower or whatever
01:00so i thought i could do something and i got up there and everybody's cheering me on and kind of
01:05kind of got me hard for whatever you know so i jumped and i broke my collarbone
01:11fracture my rib and i put a hole in my lung oh my jesus robert so you just watched you did the
01:20highest cliff diving cannonball ever in the history of cannonballs you might be the world record
01:28cannonballer yeah i went face first
01:32oh wow wow those damn people cheering you on never again though no of course not no of course not
01:43stick to cheeseburgers robert there you go thank you guys hey lisa yeah yes she said yes
01:54i have to call oh no oh boy you've come too far
02:14i cannot tell her that i love her
02:19i will one day tell her that i love her but
02:25today is not today
02:29i forgot the story i just told her about me diving to my almost day
02:36oh my gosh it's the best
02:39we're all on the edge of our seat lisa
02:42lisa
02:46lisa
02:46i better i better
02:52i was not expecting you to say yes
02:58i just wanted you to know i know you're there
03:02oh that was awesome
03:08i don't know what he had to say
03:10we love you robert thanks for calling in man
03:12lisa
03:13never mind
03:18i had never thought about if i would get to this far
03:21i had it worked out in my mind i would say lisa right at the end
03:27when she said to jace the fear i felt
03:29was then explaining
03:31if only my cool cousins were here
03:36he'd whisper in my ear something to say
03:41to lisa
03:43i wasn't already
03:46oh damn it
03:52ah well
03:53robert
03:53maybe another time
03:56sue him my flower
03:59i shall not forgive you
04:03oh yeah
04:12keep going there
04:14that was a great story
04:15yeah it wasn't great
04:16it was funny because he's built the exact same specs as me
04:19yeah
04:19he's like 285
04:21so now i know what would happen if i tried to dive
04:23don't
04:24don't dive
04:25no i won't
04:26don't dive
04:27i really wanted some of that attention
04:29for my sake
04:30they were saying to jump
04:32jump
04:32jump
04:33and it pumped me up
04:34you know
04:35elisa
04:36oh god she said to jace
04:40got to go