Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a few stories involving the big game this weekend and Lisa has some questions that she wants answered.
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00:00earlier this week philadelphia announced they are not going to grease the city's light poles
00:09with crisco anymore they did that um when they won the championship why aren't they
00:14well they realized it didn't stop any fan from climbing oh okay yeah i did see i saw the video
00:20of that and i'm like oh my god so i'm the city worker that then has to clean the crisco
00:24off of every light post after this crap is done how horrible would that be they did that that was
00:28a plan that is crazy um they say they're looking for somebody sam of them absolutely but it didn't
00:34work people still got up i bet it's like a real hit to crisco well yeah you know how much crisco they
00:39sold what are the numbers on crisco people buy that i don't know the crisco numbers offhand let me find
00:45my crisco numbers on crisco dave like down south leave the uh frying stuff up or something they
00:56may use it i don't sure i mean shortening i think still people still i mean it's still for sale
01:01well here's an article called the rise and fall of crisco
01:04hey give me the numbers on crisco
01:08Lisa's odd
01:11what are the numbers the numbers she really wants
01:15god damn crisco numbers yeah hurry up give me the crisco numbers they better be hot off the
01:23presses it's so old like even the article looks old speaking of uh the super bowl if you haven't
01:31eaten yet prepare to be hungry someone looked at recipes each state has been searching for this
01:35week in the lead up to the super bowl and they posted a map of the top search in each state some of
01:40the takeaways from it um the most popular food searches are what you would expect chili wings
01:45sliders but something called sausage cheese balls is also one of the biggest searches this year
01:51what's a sausage cheese ball it sounds like something i'd like
01:55hmm yeah i like uh everything in there is it like a piece of sausage wrapped in a mound of cheese
02:02it seems like that be bad it's it's like sausage with cheese stuffed inside it it's like a meatball
02:09made of sausage yeah there's carla's sausage cheese balls
02:13who's carla i don't know but that has cheese in it
02:17who's carla lisa has the strangest stuff we'd never think of
02:22how's crisco sales looking babe
02:24who's this carla is i need to know about this carla
02:27who's this carla you speak of her recipe is featured is she anyone important
02:32there's just some lady who submitted
02:34who the f is carla you give me the deets on this carla you hear me
02:38who is this famous person or just some lady in a kitchen
02:42i'm not just gonna trust carla's cheese balls
02:45oh carla made it
02:47the sausage cheese ball queen of the internet
02:50i guess she must be
02:51you think
02:51her balls look lovely
02:53they do
02:54i don't know
02:55read the reviews
02:57i'm not signing up for anything till i find out who the hell this carla is
03:01in michigan
03:02what something dumb
03:04we always like something dumb don't we
03:06yes
03:06potato soup
03:08what
03:08oh my god
03:10what
03:10potato soup
03:12what
03:13what
03:14what
03:14potato soup
03:15what
03:16what
03:17what
03:18potato soup
03:19potato what
03:20it's like you just called her grandma a slut or something
03:22so she reacted
03:23exactly
03:24what
03:25what
03:26no
03:27po-wa
03:28po-wa
03:30no
03:31who the hell is potato soup
03:36at the super bowl party
03:38you call in right now if you make potato soup
03:41i want to talk to you
03:44if you're out there making potato soup
03:46it's the number one recipe search in michigan this week
03:49leading up to you
03:50could you imagine if you walked into a party with freaking potato soup
03:53hey guys
03:53i'm ready to put your in
03:55i brought the potato soup
03:56i mean i love potato soup
03:56don't get me wrong
03:57i do too
03:57but not at a super bowl party
03:59i don't know
04:00she wasn't ready
04:01no she wasn't
04:01she wasn't ready for that
04:02for some reason at least that is the number one search in michigan and pennsylvania
04:07pennsylvania and michigan
04:09potato soup
04:10is the most search for super bowl recipe
04:12other soups
04:14and this makes more sense
04:15because they're weird
04:17chex mix in illinois
04:21hummus in south dakota
04:24how do you make chex mix
04:26anybody know how to put a goddamn chex mix recipe together
04:30i can't think of any ingredients
04:32i don't know how they bake them into little squares
04:33maybe carla has a recipe
04:37get carla on the line
04:39once you find out who in the hell carla is
04:43number one
04:45get me the numbers on crisco
04:48number two
04:49find out who the hell
04:52this carla is
04:54number three
04:55if you want to know about potato soup
04:58you call in right now
05:00so that i can ridicule you
05:01make you feel small
05:03make you feel dumb
05:04and make you feel like a moron
05:06go ahead and call in
05:09i dare you
05:09i dare you to bring potato soup in front of me
05:12to my super bowl party
05:13i don't mind
05:14i want you to pickle soup
05:16but not a super bowl
05:18a dip
05:19that makes sense
05:20that makes sense
05:21that makes sense
05:23buffalo chicken dip
05:25it makes sense
05:25finally
05:31no one's calling in
05:32i'll tell you what
05:37i understand
05:39that people in pennsylvania
05:41want to have potato soup
05:43you know
05:44because they're crazy
05:44they're kind of different there
05:46i understand
05:48but us
05:49you're going to lump us here in michigan
05:52in the same way
05:53we're better than that
05:54go ahead
05:56i don't see the numbers
05:57i dare you
05:59to bring me a bowl of potato soup right now
06:02contact google
06:03dave contact google
06:06find out
06:08what's google saying
06:09i need to talk to someone from google
06:12i want the addresses of these potato soup lookers
06:15you get me carla's information
06:16you get me the number to google
06:19and crisco is on the line
06:21i swear to god
06:22if i don't see those crisco numbers by the end of the day
06:24hands wheel roll
06:25hello is this google
06:27hello the google
06:29what the hell
06:31what are you trying to pull
06:33this morning lisa questions everything
06:35she really is
06:38she really is
06:39oh my goodness
06:41what are you trying to pull
06:43you