Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to listeners about things they are happy were not photographed during their bachelor parties and one call leads to Lisa asking Dave a personal question about his own.
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00:00What happened at a bachelor or bachelorette party you were at that should never have been
00:09photographed? Casey. A pause. Hey, what's up? We're doing good, man. How's it going? Good.
00:15We're talking about something that happened at a bachelor party you would not want captured on
00:18film. They brought in a pregnant stripper. Jesus. And then all of the boys got to have a good time
00:26with the pregnant stripper, kind of a train. And then followed it up with a nice golden shower
00:32on my brother right before his wedding. A pregnant bitch pissed on him? Pregnant stripper full of
00:40you-know-what decided that my brother needed to get peed on. Get your dirty jizz pee off me, bitch!
00:48Those would not be the photos you want to leave on your coffee table on an album for people to look at.
00:52Hey, did you see my golden shower? Yeah. Wow, what a picture. This was the time a pregnant
00:59stripper peed all over me. You're like, that's- What the- It's like the character from Hellraiser
01:07came up with your bachelor party. Andy, look at this photo album of Dave. Oh, is this the
01:14lost album? Yeah, it is. Check this out. Oh my God. He's being peed on by a pregnant show.
01:20Dude, there's several photos. She pissed forever. Yeah. That is a lot of piss. It's not just
01:26piss. Look how wet he is in that one. Oh, he's got his mouth open. Regular line here. Anne's
01:33calling us from Esboro, Massachusetts. Good morning, Anne. Good morning. Okay, so this is
01:39kind of different, but a couple of years ago, this couple that I was working with were getting
01:42married and the guy's best man completely forgot to throw a bachelor party. So the maid of honor
01:49did it. And she just got a bunch of us together from work and we all went out and saw a movie
01:54and then went bowling. But while we were bowling, two separate people this happened to. They
02:00went up to throw the ball and both of them split their pants. And I'm really glad we didn't
02:05have that on camera. That is the most innocent party story I've ever heard in my life. Two
02:15people split their pants. And can I tell you, thank goodness, there were no cameras to capture
02:22that horrifying moment of pants splits. Because Lisa was like, at first I looked at Lisa and
02:33Lisa's like, yeah, that is. Whoa, that's embarrassing. That would have been super embarrassing while
02:39bowling, guys. Can you even imagine it? Voice changing technology. Anonymous. Good morning.
02:46Good morning. How are you doing? We're good. What happened to yours?
02:48Oh my goodness. I was at a strip club for my bachelor party, right? And they bring me on
02:55stage and then they like bring out this belt. Oh yeah. Like somebody's got a belt and like
02:59there's a welts and it's not okay. Then all of a sudden I feel like this intense pain right
03:06in my butt. What? What happened, man? Yeah. One of them like had a strap on and just like
03:13shoved it in. You were pegged. You were pegged. You were pegged. You were pegged on stage at
03:22your bachelor party. I wonder if Dave's missing strip club. That's what I wonder. If he got
03:28pegged. Were you pegged, Dave? No, I would know. I'm such a tight B hole. I would know for
03:34sure if anyone had been back there. You'd be like, I don't know what I'd done, but I've never
03:39heard it. I mean, I don't want to. Were you pegged, Dave? Admit it. Get it off your chest.
03:49It was like a therapy session in here. Dave. Dave, listen, you will feel so much better if
03:57you just admit you were pegged several times. How many times were you pegged? Just admit
04:04it. I'm going to shoot you straight right now. Were you pegged? I have no other circumstance
04:10would I ever ask Dave if he was pegged. No. No. Only in this room. Yeah. Listen. Listen.
04:18Everyone. Just. Everyone stop for a second. Dave. Tell the truth. We pegged the night of
04:28your basket party. Admit it. We are friends. It's a circle of trust. Just us and everyone
04:37listening. Lisa, let me tell you this. What? What? Were you pegged? What are you telling
04:49me? I wasn't pegged. I'm all serious. She's like, stop laughing, everyone. Dave's about
05:01to say you got paid. I got real serious. That was freaky, guys. I was scared. It was all
05:13business. That was business. That was business, Lisa. Listen. Stop, everyone. Stop. Dave just
05:18played the shock sound effect. Oh, balls. Dave, were you pegged? Tell us, Dave. I'll never
05:29ask you that again. You don't have to. No, I guess you'll have to. But okay. Yeah. Until the
05:35next time, just say it. It's okay. Just us. Just us alone. Nobody's listening. Just tell
05:47us right now. Were you anally violated? Dave, honestly, I'm going to be real honest with
05:54you. It doesn't matter what you say because I know you were pegged. It doesn't even matter.
06:00I don't believe a word out of your mouth now. Now I realize you were pegged. That's why you
06:05don't remember. Your brain turned off. I can't breathe. Oh, that was the funniest thing
06:09ever. Maybe that's what caused Dave's super tight butthole. Exactly. Clenched and
06:15stayed clenched. Still in shock. Oh, man. Yep. Exactly it. That's exactly what's wrong
06:24with him.