Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share what they would like to do if it wasn't too embarrassing and calls about wearing make-up and dirty talk are featured.
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00:00What would you do if it wasn't too embarrassing to do?
00:13Like, Andy, I think, you know, I think there's a lot of pressure on you to be manly when you're hanging out with, say, Ken and Mark.
00:21Right.
00:21You know, there's certain things you definitely can't do in front of them.
00:25What would you love if it wasn't embarrassing and you could cut loose?
00:28What would you love to be able to do with those guys?
00:30I'd like to drink, you know, some fruitier drinks around them, probably.
00:35Yeah.
00:36Some easier stuff.
00:37You know, the weirdest drink I drink around those guys, because it's still kind of acceptable as a Bloody Mary.
00:43But I mean, like, I like mimosa.
00:45I'd drink a mimosa in the morning, whatever.
00:48But they wouldn't let you, right?
00:49If you went to breakfast with Mark and Ken and you ordered a mimosa.
00:54I'd never hear the end of it.
00:55What would happen?
00:56I'd just be, I'd be berated for weeks.
00:59Yeah.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:02Here he comes.
01:03Better get him his vitamin C.
01:05Can you put a spritz of, he likes his champagne in his orange juice, you know.
01:13A little spritz of champagne.
01:16Always celebrating.
01:17Mm-hmm.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Yeah, they would, honestly, and there'd be like a hundred mimosas in your office.
01:25Oh, yeah, that's Ken.
01:26Oh, yeah.
01:26That's Ken's ultimate vengeance.
01:28Let's put a hundred things in your office.
01:29That would be great.
01:29Yeah, a hundred mimosas.
01:31Yeah.
01:32We wouldn't come out of that office.
01:33No.
01:34Lisa, come in here.
01:35Lisa, mimosas.
01:36Look what Ken did.
01:38Ben from Warren's on the Rifflines.
01:40Hi, Ben.
01:41Heyo, if I could do something and not get embarrassed by it, I'd wear makeup, because
01:46I've seen some amazing things girls do with it.
01:49Like, they completely transform their face and stuff.
01:51I'd totally do that stuff.
01:53Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
01:56Makeup is tough.
01:58But I get what he's saying, though, because it's like, Lisa's face is the best.
02:03Well, she's not a fan of guys.
02:04She's not cool with guys in makeup.
02:06No.
02:07No.
02:08Yeah.
02:08I just want to wear makeup.
02:15No, just let me put the lipstick on.
02:18I make myself so pretty.
02:19I'd be so pretty.
02:21It's so goddamn pretty.
02:22There's so many flaws without my makeup.
02:25I'd put a nice foundation on it.
02:28And some rouge on my cheeks.
02:32Some lipstick.
02:35I really want them to pop.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:43Mascara!
02:46Eyeshadow!
02:48Luke.
02:50How are you?
02:51Support.
02:53Support command.
02:54Is phone cut out?
02:57No, I'm here.
02:58Okay.
02:58Go ahead.
02:59What's up?
03:01What's your comment?
03:04I'm really bad at dirty talk with my girlfriend.
03:08I can't imagine.
03:09It seems like you'd be great.
03:14Poor guy.
03:16And she's the first person that really wanted me to do it.
03:19And I just can't help but sound like a little kid when I do it.
03:23And she tells her friends everything.
03:26Oh, well, that sucks.
03:27I feel like it's really good.
03:29No, that sucks.
03:30Because you know she's going to.
03:31If you knew she wasn't telling anyone, would it be easier for you?
03:34No.
03:37It's just.
03:38No, not his thing.
03:39Some people just don't.
03:40Some people can't handle it.
03:41Some people, it's not in them.
03:43No.
03:43You know?
03:44It seems like he'd be really slow to get to the point.
03:47Yeah.
03:47Dirty talk.
03:47You're a, you're a, you're a.
03:50That's why.
03:50You're a dirty girl.
03:52You're just going to be a dirty little slut for me.
03:56You, uh.
03:58You like him?
03:59You're, uh.
03:59You're part.
04:01I feel so really, really good and it's really tight.
04:07You ready to be a bad, bad girl?
04:10You ready to be bad for me and get a spankings?
04:14Here.
04:16Here it comes.
04:20What's your role?
04:23Here comes that, that beat and I was promising you.
04:27Slow, dirty talk.
04:28Somebody needs to be, um, punished.
04:31That the person is you.
04:35If it's okay.
04:36If it's alright with you, I'm sorry.
04:39I'm so sorry.
04:42Oh, that is embarrassing.
04:44No, he shouldn't do it.
04:45He should just say he can't do it.
04:46Just don't do it.
04:46Just don't do it.
04:47Give it up.
04:47Please just don't.
04:48Don't tell your friends.
04:49I mean, don't tell your friends about it.
04:51You want to take a seat?
04:52Right on, um.
04:55Right on my face.
04:56No, that's not your game, man.
05:02That's not your game.
05:03Not meant for you.
05:03No.
05:04Wipe the spot for you.
05:05Okay, so Mike's up next.
05:07Hey, Mike.
05:07The question is, what would you do if it wasn't too embarrassing?
05:13Penis.
05:14Penis.
05:15Hey, Dave.
05:16Yep, hi.
05:17I want to do a double dildo with a girl.
05:22Why are you addressing me?
05:25You know.
05:26You know.
05:26Yep.
05:27You know.
05:29That guy could barely get that sentence out.
05:32I mean, that's a miracle that he got that out.
05:36I'm dying.
05:37Are you okay?
05:37No, I'm dying.
05:40It was a miracle.
05:41He really had to address you, though, Dave.
05:42Dave.
05:45Dave.
05:46Yep.
05:48Go ahead.
05:50A double dildo with a double dildo.
05:51Two girls.
05:54A double dildo with a double dildo.
05:57Two girls.
05:59Dave.
06:01Stop calling me by name.
06:02I think he passed out right after that, too.
06:04He got that call.
06:05He could only get that one sentence out, and then he passed right back out.
06:08A double dildo with a double dildo.
06:09I just love Dave's reaction.
06:13Why are you addressing me?
06:14I don't know.
06:17I don't know what you had to do with it.
06:18Everything was odd.
06:18Everything was odd.
06:19You shouldn't have had anything to do with it.
06:21I should not have.
06:21I should not have.
06:21I should not have.
06:22In which way, I was wants to do this.
06:28I don't know what you have to do with it.
06:29I should not have.
06:30You shouldn't have.
06:32I should not have.
06:38You should not have.