Dave & Chuck the Freak's discussion of women liking guys with full beards takes a turn when Dave reveals he used to pleasure himself to a certain bands music videos.
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00:00no wonder the zz top guys get all the chicks according to a new study women are the most
00:15attracted to guys with full beards not just your little guys are getting getting the lady
00:22i think they're slaying it i had the hottest chicks in their videos like of all time when
00:28you were a kid growing up the zz top chicks oh my god they had the hottest chicks yeah
00:33legs they were like they were one of the first music i um lisa sorry i
00:42masturbated to the legs video i'm sure yeah there's no that's a reveal yeah that is a reveal
00:50hey lise when dave reveals reveals some of his secrets don't you remember this girl who played
00:58like a nerdy kind of waitress and then she got all sexy they legged her up what dave's not telling you
01:05was it was the bikers in the video that got them all on those beards those full beards there's
01:10something to be said for it all that beard and plaid i was rough on lisa yeah she slowly glided
01:15her to chair away from me like the masturbation i'm used to chuck saying i'm just not used to
01:22you saying you know it's crazy though because instead of dave instead of dave just like
01:27pronouncing it to everyone how i feel like i would probably do it yeah dave was like lisa
01:33no no but lisa no you got me wrong you got me done wrong lisa you got me done wrong you got me
01:40done wrong lisa i was just i want to confess to you that's what it was no that wasn't what i meant
01:47i did excuse me for saying this lisa oh no we didn't say that i wouldn't say that lisa i jerked
01:53that's what i moved over that's what it seemed like i was apologizing to you for my confession
01:58i see yeah he was trying to be like excuse me i know you're a lady but i jerked off to his easy
02:05top video yeah i and i thought he was like lisa to let you know what to say i just looked at andy
02:11like i don't know what to say i need to address lisa for a second
02:16let's pretend that everyone else is
02:25feverishly masturbated to the woman
02:29she's got legs
02:33how to use them you know what i knew how to use my hand
02:38wow it is getting really revealing here dave has taken a turn
02:45no i jerked off to a video once i mean am i that crazy no i did it more than once
02:50dave maybe tell lisa earmuffs next time before
02:54earmuffs lisa yeah i jerked off to zz top this story of self-discovery is gonna go out to lisa
03:01i feel like all the lights went down on james andy and i they just we just went into darkness
03:11yeah
03:12and it just zoomed in on youtube
03:17came out was in a tux and just a microphone like the skinny mike from price is right
03:22yeah exactly
03:22he went on
03:24he had a kenny rogers beard
03:26lisa let me tell you
03:28be honest to god truth
03:30While it's just us two in here
03:33I masturbate
03:35To ZZ Top videos
03:38All the time
03:42Every time I see one
03:44Like, uh, take a minute and address the lady in the room
03:48Let her know some of the building blocks that made old Dave to her left ear
03:55Anything else?
03:58Anyone else have to
03:59Anyone else have a Lisa confession?
04:01I have a music video
04:04Lisa
04:06When I was first discovering myself and learning about self-pleasuring
04:11I used to do it to Aerosmith's crazy video
04:13Alicia Silverstone
04:17Yeah, they got me all hot and bothered
04:21I learned a lot about myself with that video on
04:24There were several magazines with Alyssa Milano, Lisa
04:27That I used to
04:30Lock the door and sit Indian-style crudely and just spank my
04:37Willie
04:38Oh, Chuck has dimmed the lights
04:40Let's dim these lights for a bit
04:42Got any confessions for Lisa?
04:44Got something you want to say to Lisa?
04:45You know, Lisa
04:45All this talk has harkened me back to a memory I have as well
04:50No, I don't know if I want to know yours, Chuck
04:53I really don't want to know anyone's
04:55Of the George Michael video, I want your sex
04:57Oh my gosh, Cindy Crawford
05:00Who was in the bathtub?
05:01No, no, no
05:02This was totally
05:03This one was totally before all the models
05:06That one I spent some time with as well
05:08But yes, when I was a youngster
05:12I want your sex was
05:14Truly
05:15George Michael
05:16George Michael
05:18As hot and gay as he could be
05:23With sluts
05:25Talking about sex
05:29I just had to get that off my mind
05:31Anything you'd like to share with us?
05:35No, no
05:36Please
05:37What was your video, Lisa?
05:38What was your video?
05:40Now tell us something about you
05:42Was it poison?
05:44No
05:45I'm thinking Luke gets on the block
05:47Hang in
05:49The right stuff
05:50The right stuff for Lisa
05:52Menudo
05:53I love guys who are texting
05:54Lisa
05:55My memory in my first time of pleasuring myself
05:57Was to the She's Got Short Shorts commercial
05:59The Lisa masturbatory confession
06:06Lisa, I used porn
06:08There you go
06:09That makes sense
06:11Me too, but I definitely use music videos as well
06:15No, that's enough
06:15No, that's not
06:17The lights are so dim
06:18I know
06:19They're still dim
06:20Well, we said the mood
06:21No
06:21Ooh, too much
06:22All right
06:23Enough of that jerk-off talk
06:25Let's move on to some celebrity
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06:34So
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