Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new product being sold that Lisa thought she might have only had dreams about and Andy shares his problem with skinny mirrors.
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00:00Amazon Echo has a new edition out, and this time it has a built-in camera.
00:13The camera can take videos and photos that are full-length.
00:17If you live in a big city with a small apartment that doesn't allow for something like a full-length mirror,
00:23you can just have it snap a pic and send it to you.
00:26So that's a bonus, I guess.
00:27But what it can also do, it can style check you.
00:32I heard about this.
00:34It allows look to learn and collect advice from specialists in fashion.
00:39So you try on outfits, and it'll critique you and tell you how you look.
00:44Tell me a video of this. I don't know if...
00:46Look your best.
00:47Alexa, take a photo.
00:52Introducing Echo Look.
00:53Just pick two outfits, and Style Check will give you a recommendation based on current trends and what flatters you.
00:59Alexa can also help you create a personal lookbook.
01:02It shows you what you wore and when, so you can keep track of your favorites and take your closet with you.
01:07Wherever you go, Alexa.
01:09Alexa.
01:10But it's never going to be rude to you.
01:12Like, because...
01:13Wait until I try it.
01:15And man, do you ever see yourself from the back?
01:17Like, accidentally from, like, a photo?
01:19I've never seen the back.
01:20I've never seen the back of me.
01:20Like, somebody takes a photo and you're in the background, but it's like your back, which you've never seen.
01:24Oh, yeah.
01:26Let me tell you, that is depressing.
01:28Yeah, this is, like, more ways for you to feel bad about yourself.
01:31Oh, I know.
01:31How does it look?
01:33You're going to want a moo-moo in a cape.
01:34You are fat.
01:35You're a big, fat ass.
01:38I do want this.
01:39I do.
01:39Yeah.
01:40I had heard about it.
01:41I had read about it, and I went to sleep.
01:44And then I woke up and I thought I dreamt it.
01:47And I'm like, what is that thing that...
01:49Something about fashion that I need.
01:51Some magical fashion camera.
01:52And now I'm so glad that you brought this up.
01:54Because I'm like, that's it!
01:55That's what I need!
01:59What is this basic fashion device that I dreamt it?
02:02Because you guys don't even get it.
02:03Like, Lisa will just...
02:05Something about fashion will be bothering her so much.
02:08She's got to tell me about it.
02:10You're the only one I really see first thing in the morning.
02:12So, like, in the morning, like, it was a couple days after.
02:15She had wore some dress in here.
02:17And then she came in.
02:18And she was like...
02:20Dress I wore a couple days ago was a fail.
02:24Why?
02:25I was like, what?
02:27I was like, sure.
02:29Whatever.
02:29She said...
02:31Yeah.
02:31And she was just like, dress I wore a couple days ago was a fail.
02:34Had to wear it anyway.
02:35It was going to be late for work.
02:37Anyway.
02:38It's funny that you think about style so much that it's in your dreams.
02:41Yeah.
02:42Did I imagine the Echo look?
02:45Yeah.
02:45Either that or she's designing fashion products in her dream to make fashion better.
02:49No, I knew there was something, though, that I needed.
02:51And I'm like, what was that?
02:52I must have dreamt it.
02:54It was a dream.
02:55Alexa would just keep telling me, I don't understand.
02:57I feel like you have nine clothes.
03:00One thing, if he could notice, like...
03:02Andy, you have mustard on that shirt.
03:04I know.
03:04Right?
03:04It would be every day.
03:05I'd be like, God!
03:06God damn it, Alexa, you're right!
03:13Andy, you wore that outfit 23 times this month.
03:16Oh, Alexa, you whore!
03:17You're right on the money!
03:18Yeah.
03:21Andy, you failed the stain check.
03:23Oh, damn it!
03:25Every day, it's something, Alexa.
03:27He'd just be fighting with Alexa every morning.
03:29Here's a look at yourself from the backside.
03:31No, Alexa!
03:33No, no, no, no!
03:34Call Dave.
03:35Not coming into work today.
03:38Alexa, call Dave.
03:40Hello, Dave.
03:40Andy won't make it today.
03:42He doesn't like his backside.
03:44Seriously.
03:45I do.
03:46I'll see pictures of it, and I'm like...
03:48Because I think, I'm like, oh, I've got kind of a sweet ass.
03:50You're wider than you think you are.
03:51Yeah, no.
03:52Yeah, there's no doubt.
03:52There's a mirror at my house.
03:54It's like a full-length mirror, and it's like...
03:56Is it the skinny mirror?
03:57It's a skinny mirror, I think.
03:58I love skinny mirrors.
03:59I hate them, because, like, that's why.
04:01I told you, mirror, mirror on the wall.
04:03Yeah, I'm like, mirror, mirror on the wall.
04:04You're full of crap.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Because it is, I'm like, dude, I'm like...
04:08I'm sexy as hell.
04:11I'm like, what?
04:13I'm like, do the side thing.
04:14I'm like, oh, Jesus.
04:16Certain mirrors are better than others.
04:17I'm like, goddamn, Greg.
04:18I'm sexy as hell.
04:22It's making sense.
04:23You're like a plus-size male and model, buddy.
04:28And then I look at a regular mirror, and I'm like, whoa!
04:31Jeez.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Okay, well, would you want Alexa to tell you you're looking great, even when you're not?
04:37Like, would that help your ego, and would it start your day off right?
04:40Or would you want her to be honest and say...
04:42I feel like honesty is the best policy.
04:44Yeah, I would want her to be honest.
04:45Okay, you know, I'd have a setting.
04:47Like, I'd hope it'd be a slider bar that I could be like, okay, well, on most people,
04:51like on Lisa, she's like, if I don't get a 95%, I'm not leaving, Alexa.
04:56And I'm like, Alexa, if I get a 50%, tell me I look great and send me on my way.
05:02I tend to not believe compliments, so if she took me, like, told me I look great, I'd be
05:06like, you're a lying robot!
05:08Come on to me, robot, bitch!
05:10You whore!
05:11Dressing robot!
05:12Don't lie to me.
05:14Don't lie to me, you robot liar!
05:16Andy, you forgot to change your underpants today.
05:18Oh!
05:19Jeez, Alexa.
05:21That's weird, because I'm not wearing any.
05:23I just go to her.
05:25So what is this called?
05:27It is.
05:28It's called Echo Look.
05:29Okay.
05:30Echo Look.
05:30It wasn't just a Lisa dream.
05:32No!
05:32It wasn't just a magical fantasy.
05:34Find us today before I forget again.
05:36Fashion dream.
05:36I wish we could see Lisa's dreams over there later.
05:39Oh, God.
05:39Like Justin Theroux picking out outfits for her.
05:41Yeah, exactly.
05:43He just keeps telling her she looks great.
05:45You look amazing in that.
05:48That's an invention.
05:49You look amazing in that.
05:50That's what we need.
05:52Lisa's fashion dreams.
05:54I wish you'd take it off.
05:55Damn.
05:56Yeah.
05:57This is what we need to do.
05:57Damn.
05:58This is what we need to do.
06:02This is what we need to do.
06:03This is what we need.
06:04This is what we need to do to do.
06:04The truth is a good part of this.