Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a girl who is going to make over $1,000,000 this year by pretending to be a dog online and it gives James the idea to do the same thing with Jason the Jew's help.
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00:00there's a 21 year old woman named jenna phillips in austin texas she quit her job as an optician
00:13recently because she found men were paying up to six figures a month for videos of her acting like
00:22a dog that's a wild way to make money apparently it's a fetish with a lot of fans i'd rather you
00:28act like a cat she has an account on only fans cats are better yeah she charges 20 bucks a month for
00:35videos of her chasing balls walking on a leash rolling around taking baths all mostly naked
00:45she says you guys we've wasted our lives this year she's going to clear well over a million dollars
00:55yeah one million or is she i would say she's she's pretty cute yeah she's cute she's pretty cute
01:03she's got huge boobs and how much is she clearing she'll make a million dollars this year james
01:08i think i found my new career move why are you not just a human dog why aren't you a dog uh well i'm
01:13going to uh look into this venture i think yeah i'm going down dog road you're gonna dog it up yep
01:19you can see this woman at daveandcheckthefreak.com by the way if you want to check her out but um
01:23that's her thing that's her gig oh my god i could so easily do this i wonder if i could talk my
01:27fiancee into being my master probably not cody i got an idea for our future i'm gonna pitch this to
01:33you sit down here's how we're gonna if you told her you'd make a million dollars doing it i think
01:37she might be it's all we had to do for a job you just treat me like a dog i would really love to hear
01:41that conversation james you asking cody that would be a weird one that's for sure i might have to take
01:47her out to dinner first she's only made seven videos on tiktok yeah because she's not making
01:52money from tiktok she's making the money that has this is just like a teaser million views what are
01:57you doing on the couch you know better than that bad girl go to your bed
02:02no quit whining you know better than that
02:10she's not very good at being a dog so she's talked her guy into playing a role right
02:15well he's no dummy a million dollars a year to just yell at your partner like yeah dog oh man
02:22like you know why am i getting up at you know cody i don't know cody says no maybe jason will do it
02:28with you yeah jason's always down with some of my he was gonna start his own his own only fans right
02:33yeah it hasn't taken off so i guess i'll just have to take care of james master yeah you could be
02:38like the buff master and i'll just be like the slovenly like fat english bulldog okay so you guys could
02:43corner like the gay dog well because that's the only that's the only market you're gonna get right
02:47i'll toss the the gag ball you know and you could bring it back we'll play fetch with that yes there
02:52you go he already he already has a great idea hey james if you stop whining you'll get some tummy
02:57scratches i know you like your hairy belly scratch
03:00roll over james listen listen listen it's it's uh it is uh at least a hundred thousand dollar idea
03:10uh there you're only gonna get the gay market there's no girls that want to see guys acting like
03:18dogs that's fine hey you got gay guys money to spend just exactly that's what i'm saying or lady
03:23if there's no if there's no guy doing this yet that's your end i i'm just saying that i think
03:29you'd make more money with jason as your master and he's giving you belly rubs and stuff than you
03:36would if you talk cody into it jason you're right my belly well yeah and i know it's possible because
03:41i feel like she's she would want me to do it you know would you i'm always your sidekick
03:46yeah jason you gotta groom me you gotta give him bath you gotta get the manscaped scaper out
03:52the lawnmower get it out we'll get you in a really tiny like outdoor swimming pool you know and you
03:57could jump around and play in there i'm loving it he's got a million ideas already oh my god i can
04:02take the hose and you could try to bite the water out of the hose like dogs love to do
04:06get a fire hydrant you could fake pee on it james no just just really pee on it you'll really
04:13pee on it for an extra price right james absolutely there you go how to work the market you want to
04:18see the real video the full video you got to pay extra and if you have jason and i's puppy play
04:24channel clear two million in a year oh i'll get one of those butt plugs with the dog tail on it
04:28yeah i'll put that in oh wow up in the ante wow so you guys what would you call it erotic giggles
04:36puppy channel erotic giggles i like it i could go by the name giggles i'm not i'm fine with that yeah
04:43jason and james puppy games puppy games puppy games let's spell it like g-a-y-m-e-s i'm down jason
04:51let's see if their uh male puppy channel will take off yeah if i can be cleared by our significant
04:57others to do this you won't and then let's see how much money we make so lisa lisa yeah exactly
05:05no outside influence from a like a stable female mind
05:07we need no stable minds james you gotta talk that cash because that cash
05:15a million dollars in a year how many years of my life i had to work to make a million
05:19so many years oh my god oh people are suggesting you called uh jason juby do
05:25but he's not the dog that's right yeah i guess we could just do a special hey whatever though
05:33yeah you can always you can switch it up for one episode for everyone right around money you switch
05:38it up because if you both if you if you switch it up all the time that's even more people because
05:44some people will be into james and some people will be into jason well juby dooby doo
05:49we got some work to do now wow that's incredible that's an incredible idea cody sit down i know i've
05:59had some crazy ideas this might here's another one i'm gonna be a gay dog but first yeah no i don't
06:05serve the gay dog i lead with yes see this mediocre girl exactly the girl that pales in comparison to
06:10your beauty yes and look what she's making she will clear one million dollars this year yeah i'm
06:15going to be that girl well i'm gonna be that girl jason's gonna be my master james and juby do
06:24work up their plans in the meantime if you want to check out this girl we did put a link to the
06:28story at daveandcheckthefreak.com