Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a strange encounter Jason the Jew had on the road the other day, when a man was using sexually suggestive hand gestures and signaling for him to pull over.
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00:00I have to sound an emergency Jew horn.
00:07Is it an emergency one?
00:08My God.
00:09My God.
00:14Hello, what happened?
00:19Jason the Jew answered the call.
00:21Speaking of blowing horns, Jason the Jew had a crazy thing happen to him yesterday.
00:30That we have to get to the bottom of.
00:32What?
00:32Guys, it shocked me to my core.
00:34Well, it sounds like it.
00:36I only I didn't speak to you about it yet.
00:38I only saw a little bit of what you said on Twitter.
00:41I have no idea what's happening.
00:42Back up and take us to how this started.
00:45All right, because I was going to say something to you guys, but it felt weird to just be like,
00:49Hey, good morning.
00:51Some guy wanted to blow me.
00:54Yeah, that's an odd way to start the day at work.
00:57Chuck starts the day with that all the time.
00:58I didn't know how to broach the subject.
00:59Yeah.
00:59Talk to me next time.
01:01Yeah.
01:01All right.
01:02I'll teach you how to.
01:03Chuck will give you a safe place.
01:04Yeah, you will.
01:05So I was driving home.
01:06This is Monday night.
01:08I was just coming home late and just minding my business, listening to some music.
01:12And I look over to my right and I can see this person giving me a side eye from behind his seatbelt.
01:21Seen that, haven't we, James?
01:22But I'm like, what the heck?
01:24Like, I'm just, I'm just driving, doing my thing.
01:26So I just keep looking.
01:27I'm minding my business and the road splits and goes straight.
01:31And then I had to go under this overpass.
01:33So one last time I like gave a look to be like, F you, you know, like, yeah, thought we're
01:38going to have one of those exchanges, but no.
01:40Wow.
01:41He's, uh, seductively, uh, giving me the BJ signal and like, uh, with his other hand
01:49was like, pull over, you know?
01:52So the left hand is like full on blowing a dog and he's telling me to get off the road.
02:00So I just, I laughed.
02:01Like, I was like, what just happened?
02:04You know?
02:04And drove home and went to my wife and was like, you'll never guess what I could have
02:08just done.
02:09What I could have just done.
02:10He tried to seduce you on the road.
02:12He tried to seduce you.
02:13That's crazy.
02:14I could have made some cash.
02:15He's a gay road seducer.
02:17He thought Jason was attractive.
02:19It's a gay vibe.
02:20Jason's putting out.
02:20You're giving off a gay Jew vibe.
02:21That's what I was thinking.
02:22I'm like, what did I do?
02:23You know?
02:24Yeah.
02:24I wasn't air drumming.
02:26I wasn't like really.
02:27I really do think it was Jason that you made you making eye contact a couple of times
02:31because most people would look once and be like, oh, weirdo and look away.
02:35The fact that you kept looking back to try and figure out what he was up to, to him that
02:39was probably like, oh, that's a classic male misreading a situation.
02:46I thought we were in a road rage, you know?
02:49Exactly.
02:50And I thought he was going to try to cut me off.
02:51I'm like, what's happening here?
02:52He had a road rager, which is different than road rage.
02:57So he makes the pullover, I want to blow you signals.
03:02You then just turned away and kept driving.
03:04Yeah.
03:06I laughed just like that.
03:07I was like, what?
03:07You didn't flip the bird or anything.
03:09You just were like, yeah, I got to go.
03:11He was completely disarmed at that point, I would assume.
03:13Yeah.
03:14I mean, it was, I was going down and he was going straight.
03:17You were going down.
03:18So it was almost like, oh, Jesus.
03:20Oh, Jesus.
03:21It's like the opposite.
03:22He wanted to go down and he was not straight.
03:24I was going down the ramp.
03:25I don't know if he was going as straight as you think.
03:27He was going straight.
03:31Yes.
03:32He wasn't going straight at all.
03:33I kept driving.
03:34I'm sure there's whores out there that do the same thing, but it's more guys doing car
03:38propositions than women.
03:39No.
03:39No.
03:40You don't think so?
03:40No, it's, well, yes, it is guys, but I don't think it has anything to do with gay guys.
03:45No, but I'm asking the people that make the propositions.
03:48It's always men.
03:49It's always men.
03:50More men.
03:51Like you are an incredibly bold woman if you're giving the pullover, I'm going to.
03:57Yeah.
03:57Like that's so rare.
03:58I can't even imagine.
03:59And I also, I feel like you're like a 50 year old smoker lady.
04:05Yeah.
04:05Or you're trying to rob the person.
04:07Or you're trying to rob them.
04:08Exactly.
04:08It's a good old fashioned robbery.
04:10Maybe that guy was a gay robber.
04:11This guy wasn't trying to rob me.
04:13No.
04:13He wasn't trying to rob me of my semen.
04:14Oh my God.
04:15Oh my Lord.
04:16Oh my.
04:16Exactly.
04:17That's like, I had to.
04:18Exactly.
04:19It was seductive.
04:21It was seductive.
04:21It wasn't in anger.
04:22It was in like loss.
04:24Was it.
04:26Wow.
04:26This is interesting.
04:27Yeah.
04:27Okay.
04:28Careful.
04:29Was it a, was it a slow motion or was like a quick motion?
04:33Yeah.
04:33Was he looking to go fast?
04:35Was he going gentle on you?
04:36Can you just come in to James's room and show us how he did it?
04:40Oh no, no.
04:41Don't do that.
04:42Oh, you're going to make him do it.
04:43Yeah.
04:43We just have to see.
04:44I'm curious too.
04:45Like was the guy, you know, holding the balls while he was doing the BJ motion?
04:48Yeah, but was it like a.
04:50Oh, here he is.
04:51Hey, Jason.
04:52Okay.
04:52So he's in the car.
04:53You're in the car.
04:54Oh, oh.
04:55Oh, that's obvious.
04:56Yeah.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Okay.
04:57That is.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Very obvious.
05:00Yep.
05:00Thank you, Jason.
05:01You must think Jason's got a huge one too.
05:03That motion.
05:04It was very long and lean.
05:06He did a good job at that.
05:07It's going deep.
05:08Recreation of the moment.
05:09Well, and I mean, whatever one he's working on was real.
05:12Yeah.
05:12It was a large one.
05:13Down with the thickness.
05:15Just take it as a win.
05:17Take it as, hey, I was obviously looking.
05:18Pretty decent that night in my car.
05:21No, I think being hit on by a gay guy is like one of the most flattering things that can
05:24happen to you.
05:26Yeah.
05:26I mean, I see the compliment.
05:28It just made me feel.
05:30No, I didn't know.
05:30I see you.
05:31I know exactly.
05:32You misread it so hardcore that that's what's messing with you.
05:37And it was like a funny way of being harassed.
05:41Yeah.
05:42This is weird.
05:44Jason got cat called.
05:45He did.
05:45He did.
05:46He was treated like a piece of meat.
05:47He really was.
05:48That's how I felt.
05:49I only tried to my wife about it.
05:54That's what you say.
05:55You get that ring on your finger.
05:56Just go blow your Jew horn and you'll get past it.
05:59I'll be careful not to do a driving in there.
06:01Yeah.
06:01You better watch.
06:02Yeah.
06:02There you go.
06:03Yeah.
06:03Wake.
06:11Yeah.