Dave & Chuck the Freak talk were talking about how often people judge one another when James makes a brave confession after Dave mentions his bunk bed.
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00:00Someone asked why I had bunk beds, and I can't explain it.
00:08You know, I don't want to get into the whole story, but I was a twin.
00:11The twin died at birth, and for some reason, I wanted bunk beds.
00:14That was some weird thing in my head.
00:15I had bunk beds.
00:16What's the big deal?
00:16Yeah.
00:17Yeah.
00:17It wasn't a big deal.
00:18You sleep on the top bunk, and you'd throw all your dirty clothes and stuff that you're
00:21trying to hide when you had to clean up your room on the bottom bunk.
00:23Yeah.
00:23Just pull the blanket over it.
00:24For sure.
00:25Two beds for one.
00:27Yeah.
00:27Absolutely.
00:28Two beds for one.
00:30But also, if you had mistakes at night where you might wet the bed, you'd have a back
00:33bed bed.
00:34Bunk beds were pretty cool.
00:36In my world, I enjoy it.
00:39It's nice they have a dry mattress to go back to after you wake up.
00:42Yeah.
00:42Bunk beds are cool.
00:43Bunk beds are the best.
00:45Yeah.
00:45It's better than the floor.
00:46Peeing your pants is cool.
00:48Yeah.
00:48Sure.
00:50The bed's even cooler.
00:53Just be careful wetting that top bunk.
00:55Yeah.
00:55Yeah.
00:55That's why you would start on the bottom bunk.
00:57Look at all the low.
00:58Yes.
00:58The top bunk was your back up.
00:59Yeah.
00:59Yeah.
01:00Yeah.
01:01So that's the crinkle of plastic under sheets.
01:03That's the story of my bunk beds and James' bunk beds.
01:06There you go.
01:06Filled my years way past the time they should have been.
01:09Yeah.
01:10Always is the plastic sheet crinkling.
01:12It's way deep into the junior high years.
01:14I think just some people have that issue.
01:17Oh my God.
01:17Way deep.
01:18Good for you.
01:18Well, they have been honest.
01:20Oh yeah.
01:20He's cool with it.
01:21Yeah.
01:22I'm cool with it now.
01:22Yeah.
01:23I was really embarrassed about it.
01:24Well, of course.
01:24Of course.
01:25Sure.
01:25Sleepovers must have been.
01:26It took me forever before my parents would let me go to sleepover at a friend's house.
01:29Yeah.
01:30Like I literally, I was invited to come over and then I had to go to the house and be
01:34like, admit to their parents, I have issues wetting the bed.
01:38Oh, that's terrible.
01:39Oh my God.
01:40Oh no, James.
01:42How horrible.
01:43It was real bad.
01:44Oh my God.
01:44How old were you?
01:46Seventh grade.
01:48Seventh grade.
01:49Possibly eighth.
01:51Yeah.
01:51You were in middle school.
01:52Yeah.
01:52He said, well, in middle school, junior high.
01:55I have issues wetting the bed.
01:56He'd have to say to them.
01:57Did they ever put you on medicine for that?
01:59Cause a lot of kids now are on medicine for that.
02:01No.
02:02They have like a thing.
02:03Eventually I grew out of it.
02:03I think, um, something to do with my bladder or something like a bladder thing or something.
02:08Um, and I grew out of it.
02:09Thank God I grew out of it.
02:10Yeah.
02:12So.
02:12I've never, I've never wet the bed.
02:15Thankfully.
02:16No, you should, you should do a little, uh, you know, I don't know.
02:19You don't want the bed tour, but.
02:21PSAs.
02:21Yeah, no, like a middle school wet the bed tour.
02:24Yeah.
02:24Like make kids feel okay about themselves.
02:27Hey kids, you're 13, 14 years old and you still wet the bed.
02:30It's okay.
02:31And none of them would probably be able to relate and they would all make fun of me.
02:33No.
02:34Yeah.
02:34I used to pee the bed.
02:35Yeah.
02:36No one here does.
02:38Not your pizza bed.
02:39Not a single person.
02:41James comes back, comes back in tears.
02:43James was like, hey guys, I went and I gave that speech at the school and I thought it
02:47was bad playing video games against these kids.
02:49Tell them you wet the bed.
02:50Late age.
02:52Yeah.
02:52Someone said my oldest had an issue wetting the bed and so my wife got him a pair of underwear
02:56to wear at night.
02:57They had an alarm in them.
02:59So the moment the underwear sensed any wetness, the alarm would ring.
03:03Oh yeah.
03:03So that everyone on earth knows I just peed myself.
03:05That's going to cause some psychological damage.
03:07Pea's coming.
03:08Pea's coming.
03:09Pea's coming.
03:09Wake up.
03:11Wake up.
03:11Here comes the pee.
03:13Whoop.
03:13Whoop.
03:14Whoop.
03:14I tell you, the youth these days have it made.
03:16They got medication.
03:17They got alarm underwear.
03:18Yeah, no.
03:18All I had was threats from my parents to get me diapers.
03:22I couldn't imagine a more embarrassing product than that.
03:24Oh, I know.
03:25That's right.
03:25I know.
03:26That's my special underwear.
03:28My alarm underwear for when I bet.
03:31There's a big speaker on the front of them.
03:33You know, everyone can see it.
03:35It's like crazy.
03:36These are my special sleeping underwear.
03:38I hope that's okay.
03:41All the other kids in the sleepover have like cool sweatpants with like skulls and fire
03:45and stuff on it.
03:45You got those alert underwear on for pajamas.
03:48It looks like there's a guitar amp in your pants.
03:52Yeah, that's the alarm.
03:54These are rubber and they're, it's an alarm.
03:58Those are weird, man.
04:00I know.
04:01Hey, my life.
04:02Well, better than this.
04:03Someone said my boyfriend used to wet the bed.
04:04His parents made him wear a shock device by his dong that would shock him.
04:07No, no.
04:08If they got wet.
04:09You're really pleased, people.
04:10So then you've done, like, listen, you've given that, that guy complete trauma.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:15That's trauma.
04:15Is that even real?
04:16That's trauma.
04:17It's a bar collar for your wiener in case you pee?
04:19Can you buy a wedding bed shock device to try and kick someone out of it?
04:26Her boyfriend must be from 1887 or something.
04:29I just know as a baseball coach when you go away to some of these things where you're staying
04:34as a team and you're, like, a chaperone, you end up finding out.
04:39Who, what's the bad?
04:40Yeah.
04:40I just love the names.
04:41The wet stop three.
04:43The dry buddy.
04:45My dry buddy.
04:46That looks like, look, that's an alarm, but does that clip, where does that clip on?
04:50Right in front of your dong.
04:52Probably right on your underwear.
04:54Bedwetting.
04:55There's so many.
04:56So now they're more like sound alarms.
04:59They're not like a.
05:00Yeah, it's not like a.
05:01The electric shock one is crazy.
05:04I know.
05:0680 decibels.
05:07That's how loud it is.
05:09Equivalent to a kitchen blender.
05:11That's so wrong.
05:11Oh, my God.
05:12So wrong.
05:13That is.
05:14Sorry I woke everybody up.
05:16Passed myself.
05:17That's my special underwear went off.
05:19You guys know I have the wet stop three.
05:23The wet stop three.
05:24It has sound and vibration.
05:27Yeah.
05:27So it'll sound off and.
05:30You'll get it all with that one with a wet stop three.
05:32Careful with the vibrations.
05:34It might trigger something else.
05:35Yeah, exactly.
05:36Turns out wasn't pee.
05:39Oh, Jesus.