Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to James about the time he catfished a guy on the internet when he was younger by making him think he was meeting a hot chick at the grocery store.
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00:00all right we're off to Utah now where they want to make catfishing a crime
00:09there don't you think catfishing should be a crime yes they're not going after
00:14any past cash catfish oh no moving forward okay good cuz I'm like I don't
00:19know how I feel about this bad past yeah he found it quite humorous at one
00:29time to get a man's hopes up yeah show up to the grocery store I work at and make
00:33make me page somebody that I know is not in the store that blonde with the huge
00:39bust is not here sir that was me yeah that was James that's incredible wow you
00:45catfishing bastard huh yep bust huge bust like 1950s I found a picture of a lady
00:57with a huge bust and I sent it to a gentleman who wanted to meet her yeah
01:01so the your instructions to this man were go to the grocery store and get her
01:06page well he wanted to meet and I was like oh man I've really painted myself
01:11into a corner here what do I do how can I still get a kick how can I take a laugh
01:15out of this guy's expense yeah so I was like why don't you meet me at this local
01:18grocery store go to the front desk and just page me yeah yeah how many how many times did
01:28old catfish Campbell go to work here like what did you do that time I got a little scared so I was
01:32like I can't believe the guy actually showed up oh so you were the one doing the paging
01:36well I was there I was there at the front desk yeah what was the guy like I used kind of foreign I
01:41don't know yeah he had a thick accent kind of foreign is the description definitely we can't
01:47narrow it down stuff kind of foreign kind of foreign blue collar but uh you know blue collar
01:55foreigner he showed up with his hair slicked back and like I love the jacket yeah exactly what you
01:59would know it's exactly what I thought it's like I am here to meet the ladies from a country from far
02:07are you kind of foreign kind of foreign okay I'm extremely foreign I'm here to meet the lady with
02:16incredible boss Samantha McKenzie with an incredible boss thank you very much so hold on a second for you
02:24then you were like okay just a second sir Samantha McKenzie to the customer service department please
02:30Samantha McKenzie to customer service yeah so what did you say when Samantha McKenzie didn't show up
02:36all the guys is there you know it's not like oh whoa oh you mean back at home back in catfish
02:41when I was playing Samantha yeah like what did I say to him when he was upset yeah oh sorry it
02:46totally fell through what do you want to set up another meeting you kept it going and then I stopped
02:51that's when I was like this is getting real weird yeah right I stopped yeah so I thought you
02:57didn't even pretend to be the girl as you're talking sorry right into your parts there James
03:04takes the series how did you uh meet this fellow online I think we were just it was a well we would
03:10chat we'd go in a well chat rooms yeah and then you'd see some doofus be like a ASL like age sex
03:16location yeah and then we would let him go in yeah and it was funny because it started out as like a
03:22group thing where it'd be like three of us like let's pretend let's pretend we're a chick and mess
03:25with people and then I was like I want to try this at home I'm bored what else is there to do yeah
03:30um it was just so we'd go in the chat rooms or whatever and some dude would start messaging and
03:35then he'd want to see pictures I'm like oh well then I'd go to the free porn website oh my god oh my
03:41god and I would find somebody that I felt did not look like a like a real porn star yeah it was more
03:47of an amateur right pictures you gave her two first names Samantha McKenzie yeah I'm not wasn't very
03:52original um and you know then I would send him the pictures I would find there and imagine if a
03:58kind of foreign guy is listening right now and it was like he was like always in love with
04:03Samantha McKenzie I hope he doesn't live here anymore I just gave a lot of details away all the details
04:10we need to we need to strike this from the David Trump immediately what if I just opened up
04:17every detail why did I use Samantha McKenzie is not the real name I used
04:25sorry yeah sorry kind of foreigner Britney Spearsley Britney Spearsley oh my god you're the original
04:34catfisher I bet you're one of one of the originals yeah one of the first guy yeah look I've been in
04:40love with Samantha for 20 years that big buster is I just want the the shot of James acting because
04:47even apparently as he was typing in a chat room he's like yes I'm Samantha McKenzie I gotta get into my
04:53character really nice bosom yeah oh you like my bosom would you like to see more why don't you
04:59meet me at the local grocery store oh my god sorry kind of foreign guy yeah please take pity on me I
05:07was a young dumb idiot kid yeah imagine a guy it tells all of his friends I was in love once
05:13it was a girl named Samantha McKenzie she's almost a beautiful girl I ever seen I still have picture look
05:22this is a wonderful past the fall of 2000
05:26that's a long time ago yeah it was absolutely a long time ago I'll never forget it's been a 21 years
05:33you went to a meet at a grocery store I couldn't believe he actually showed up to the grocery store
05:39that's crazy I was like this is uh this is kind of scary well sure at least you're past the statute of
05:45limitations with his slicked back hair his hair all greased back like a leather jacket but he still had
05:52on like a might have been like an not Abercrombie but it was like a name brand t-shirt maybe Calvin
05:56Klein right blue jeans it is he's a good dress up right yeah one diamond earring he probably went out
06:03and spent all of his foreign money on a brand new outfit to meet Samantha McKenzie
06:07I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
06:09it was all the money he had he had to impress
06:12apology accepted
06:13thank you I'm so glad
06:16in part ways now yeah no ill feelings
06:19the tale of Samantha McKenzie
06:21oh my god that's so good
06:23I can't believe I just really
06:24wasn't even thinking
06:26just opening up a can of worms right here live on the radio
06:29can't wait to see what happens
06:30I got some angry kind of horn guy shows up we'll know what it's all about