Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who got flashed by a lady at the gas station which reminds James of a customer who used to frequent the gas station where he used to work.
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00:00you can always reach us email at daveandchuckthefreak.com and this guy said something
00:08happened today i had to share with you guys because i need to get your take on it today me
00:13my mother and my sorry this is a woman who emails us me my mother and my 10 year old son stopped at
00:19a gas station to get gas my mom's driving she parks she gets out she starts pumping the gas
00:24i'm in the passenger seat my 10 year old son in the back a woman pulls up to the pump next to us
00:29she gets out she starts washing her windows well as she's washing her windows i begin to notice her
00:36dress which is kind of flowy at the bottom rises up showing off her ass yes she's kind of bouncing
00:44up and down yes washing her windows the dress slowly rising to reveal no panties right this is a special
00:54lady james did you ever see anything like that at the gas station uh no nobody with like their
00:59this exposed but there was a chick with some huge knockers that would come in in a bikini
01:04come on she would just be wearing a bikini nothing well she'd have like just the bikini shorts and a
01:09bikini top that was barely containing those puppies in okay was she actually good looking yes so this
01:16was that was like a highlight i will never forget it because she'd always come in and buy the pink
01:20camel number nine cigarettes two packs i will never forget this girl you totally ruined my impression
01:27of her now with the pink camel hi james they're a very feminine cigarette that they she would yeah
01:33but the beginning stages of smoking yeah she'd come in get her little energy drink or her uh she'd get a
01:40starbucks frappuccino you know everything come get her a cigarette it was my only pleasure okay
01:45i know i know you wanted to die i woke up every morning wanting to jump out my window yeah he wanted
01:50to die back then at least the chick with the big knockers would come in and smile at me that's true
01:54it's like send from above to keep you sane that's it keep you wanting to believe that might have been
01:58the only thing one of the few things that kept me alive your big knockered camel smoking angel
02:02going to mexico to party i'm like oh man i'd love to go to that party and
02:07you girls you know it'd be amazing to look back on the in the on the video camera of the whole thing
02:15and no one's there yeah it's just my imagination i'm just having a conversation just keep you sane
02:20like james we come on up short about eight packs of camel number nine every week you know what's going
02:26on with that no because we see you grabbing them and then they just disappear i don't know harriet
02:31i don't know harriet i don't know i swear there's a girl with huge knockers that buys them
02:37every time she comes in we checked the video there's no one there i like that she was going
02:42to parties and james was like yeah man she's like me and four of my girlfriends were going i forget
02:46what city they'd go to in mexico but it's like an hour two hour drive yeah like we're going there
02:51we go almost every other weekend and i would just like daydream about how cool it would be
02:55like clark griswold in the christmas vacation where he's the leaky leaky maca he's fantasizing
03:02about the pool i'm just fantasizing about all these chicks with huge knockers jumping around
03:07in the pool and i'm there we're all partying together you know we're having sipping on drinks
03:13yeah this is exactly what it would feel like man she'd come in and that music would start playing
03:19she'd like she'd wave she'd look at me and wave and be like hey yeah go get my spot behind the
03:25counter make sure i'm ready for it when she comes up to check out you're fresh into your denim shirt
03:31get my denim button up making sure my pit stains aren't hidden you know tucking the pit stains in my
03:34denim button up so how's it going this week that's cool you guys gonna go party in mexico
03:41ah that sounds like fun you guys must have a real good time huh oh you need four packs of
03:47smokes because you're going to party hold on let me get those for you look what i brought don't worry
03:52we have coupons for those you just saved one dollar you're welcome yeah man like shows like that at
04:04the gas station like that's what you live for as an employee there i bet hot chicks hot chicks and
04:10roller uh roller grill foods were my two pleasures yeah in life i live in arizona because
04:16everything else is pure misery on the roller grill uh and how i mean and i'm sure hot chicks at the
04:21gas station it's a rare sighting yeah very rare especially oh man hot chicks don't go to the gas
04:28station no they have a guy go fill up their exactly the guy goes in and buys a beef jerky and stuff
04:33well at least you had a little highlight yeah thank you thanks for taking me back to that uh
04:38yeah memory lane there no doubt you never got that girl's name though just that we always refer to
04:45her as knockers i was gonna say knockers was here i remember there was one time i came into work and
04:50my buddy was like knockers was already here and i was like no i wonder what what she's doing right
04:57now that's what i was wondering what's knockers up to she's still partying in mexico partying in
05:02mexico with all of her hot friends she probably looks rough all the cigarettes and i'm still not
05:06partying in mexico oh yeah doing the math it's been about 10 years so i'm not because i got four
05:14kids probably i'm doing a story on her one day you'll see her and be like oh my god that's knockers
05:23i recognize those knockers anywhere but what happened to her face she just had a pretty face
05:29i got into methamphetamine in mexico fell in with a rough crowd
05:34wouldn't shock me oh my god oh good old knockers miss you knockers yeah i know