Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the similarities James has with older women, after a listener e-mailed-in about an experience with a few old ladies in a John Cena movie.
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00:00um this guy james you'll like this guy because i feel like um james is just like a horny old
00:12lady in a lot of ways i i've been saying it for years i don't know if he's ever been described
00:17that way you nailed it to a t this is a great description yeah i can't i can't wait to find
00:24out how so probably a love of hunks or something probably this guy david listens to the show in
00:33watertown new york and man i used to live right near there my first big job in radio god bless you
00:39there in watertown uh he says i've been listening to you guys for a couple of years and just this
00:44past weekend i took my six-year-old boy to see john cena's movie playing with fire yeah it was a good
00:50one three older ladies in their 70s were sitting right in front of us and when john cena took his
00:57shirt off they've never seen anything like they all got hot and bothered oh yeah one of them in fact
01:01screamed out don't put your shirt back on i had the same reaction he said the same exact quote the other
01:08said look at the veins in his shoulders and the third said he's so hot look at his body he's ripped
01:16yeah it'd be so funny to see james go with these ladies hang out with them and watch john cena movie
01:22i'd have the time of my life i'm sure yeah let me show you some wwe highlights ladies
01:27yeah that's funny that would be great i would love to james and the horny old ladies movie reviews
01:34yeah you should go to like each john cena movie premiere with these ladies yeah exactly absolutely
01:39he would get total validation it'd be great it'd be much better than the reaction i get from my
01:45fiancee which is the rolling of the eyes no exactly john cena again huh exactly like yeah he's
01:51buff yeah those old ladies old ladies like a buff dude they like an ass kicking dude yeah because
01:58they realized they they wasted their whole life not having one of those guys yeah you know my grandma
02:04she loved uh steven seagal oh yeah just an ass chuck norris well she was obsessed with chuck norris
02:12of course she loved any white man that could do karate
02:15is he buff that's no karate yeah that was on the grandma's checklist yeah hilarious it's weird to
02:29think of your grandma as a sexual uh yeah my grandma used to be into um she's 90 now so but before she
02:38was into like brad pitt oh she owns all of brad pitt's movies and she'd watch legends of the fall
02:44all the time he's quite a specimen well as a young uh piece of work i'll tell you i'd like to see him
02:50fully nude it looks like he's chiseled out of marble yeah my god he's handsome so that's like
02:58my mom talks like that now right bro yeah that's my mom yeah but i'm not i i don't think of it from
03:03my kids perspective like that's their grandma yeah he's like i have no idea who either of my
03:09grandmothers me neither found attractive yeah no well my grandma never said anything about this
03:15but she had a ton of steven seagal movies on vhs she had all these chuck norris movies on vhs oh yeah
03:23yeah i might as well pick that up i've never seen anybody watch so much walker texas ranger i'm like
03:28i'm like he's doing something to you isn't he yeah activated a little fire a little fire in my
03:33belly yeah it's you don't want to think about horny grandmas i don't mind it no i really i'm glad
03:39that they're horny i am i don't want anything to do with them you know but i am glad that they're out
03:45there and that they're still i mean you're you're old but you still they got a line john cena bench
03:51pressing i don't want to think about my horny grandmas right like get horny grandmas get horny that's
03:56fine let them be sexual beings but just not mine i just don't know how i feel about having the same
04:00exact reaction to the john cena movie as the grandmas did though it's kind of weird i think
04:05it's fine that's right you're just an old horny grandma i guess so i think it's totally totally fine
04:11james gamble horny already too he loves walker he loves walker that's right you a lot in common
04:18yeah i have a lot in common with a lot of old ladies golden girls didn't you like golden girls
04:22jag jag oh yeah cis yep yeah oh you are you have been bred to be a nash bridges
04:29james's dvr and television pics are the same as my grandma yeah i know you really you should hang
04:35out with old ladies i feel like i got the back of an old lady too i'm turning i'm turning into an old
04:41lady guys oh my god we're just going information is starting i'm sorry it's my simulation oh no
04:48i don't know what i've dreamed up for you chuck simulated him into a were grandma yeah i don't
04:54know i don't know what is going to happen well james you're the coolest there's originals over here
04:58oh you do oh my god you do i've turned it into a grandma oh my god yeah no i'm gonna be a grandma
05:05it's too late it's too late nothing you can do about it now don't fight it we'll start walking in
05:11you guys you guys all become grandmas too oh no you just get yourself a wee shawl get your hair up in a
05:17bunny oh man purple you gotta get one of those like rain bonnets oh you do they don't like their
05:22oh yeah they hate their hair getting wet and you gotta cover they can't do it cover all your stuff
05:27in plastic oh man uh oh my grandma loves the rock she used the word moist once oh my jesus you
05:37never want your grandma to use the word moist unless she's talking about turkey she's talking about cake
05:41turkey or cake yeah that's it that's disturbing yeah i don't want to think of any wet grandmas
05:51okay come on yeah i don't think there are very many wet grandmas
05:56i think you're darn right no if they are they should be proud i guess and scream it out to
06:05everyone you go down to the villages in florida you'll see oh my god i bet you find a whole bunch
06:10the only time my grandma should be wet is at water or robes
06:12it's easy on their joints it is
06:19oh goodness
06:22oh goodness