Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a viral video of a female wrestler yelling about hurting her "hole" and imagine how hilarious it would be for Lisa and James to go to a WWE event together.
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00:00you may have noticed yesterday the phrase my hole was trending on Twitter it's one of the things I
00:11follow well if you're wondering why you can blame or credit I guess the WWE on this week's Monday
00:23Night Raw there was a women's match between Nia Jax and Lana at the end of the match Nia had Lana
00:31flat on her back and attempted to drop a leg onto Lana's neck but Lana moved at the last second
00:36causing Nia to land on her ass which in the wrestling world tends to cause a competitor
00:42a considerable amount of pain can I ask a question before we look at the video yeah is Nia a larger
00:49lady oh yes it's not a fat suit that's all her she's a beast I'm not in the wrestling world and
00:58I've never seen a female wrestler this large yes she is large and in charge normally if they're
01:04large I've considered them muscular well she's muscular too like yeah she's she's a big girl
01:09she's very strong she's I believe she's like the Rock's like cousin or niece or yeah she's connected
01:15to the Rock's family in some way shape or form and this all went down like on the apron
01:19of the ring so it's like you have on the outside edge the little ledge before you go through the
01:25ropes is where this whole thing takes place that's the hardest part of the whole ring so here's how it
01:30played out on Monday Night Raw
01:32so that's that's where it came from the WWE went back and scrubbed that now
01:55Lisa you don't look very very pleased with that whole scene right there oh what is that
02:00you seem quite upset by everything you've just seen that is what you watched is classic
02:06you see Lisa's face as that clip went on she was like I love the fact that Lisa just lived in a
02:13world where she watched that it was Nia Jax trying to drop a devastating leg drop
02:18and Lana got out of the way and she missed and she smashed her tailbone on the apron of the ring
02:25yeah that's what that was Lisa and just so you know her hole was not really hurt Lisa it was just
02:33acting it was just acting I thought it was real and she delivered one of the classic now here's the
02:41thing though you've never seen me hurt my tailbone my hole my hole too bad there's no live crowds
02:46too bad there's no live crowds there's no way the the editors can put that in there yeah so they
02:52have scrubbed this moment now from the online version please if we ever get to do live events
02:59again James and Lisa have to go to a WWE event Lisa yes and we'll just take Lisa's face
03:05Lisa will be on TV so much oh my god she'll be on TV so much we'll get you a ticket you can come with my
03:11fiancee and I yeah Cody will help keep you in the girl's girl's own yeah and then just pray to god
03:17John Cena doesn't come down that entrance ramp because you are going to get the show of your life
03:20I'm not talking about John Cena because that's gonna be a hell of a show I'm talking about me
03:25we'll go on a double date yeah yes bring Lenny yeah oh my god he'll like it amazing
03:31no he won't he'll love it but it'll be hilarious and James will be also screaming about my hole but
03:36he'll be talking to John Cena
03:38look at it
03:41I want to show you
03:43I want to show you my hole
03:47I want to not now Lisa I'm busy
03:49my hole
03:52my hole
03:54my hole
03:55my hole
03:57you're embarrassing me
03:58I need drinks
04:00hey ring guy can you bring this woman another wine or something
04:05they would have to like look around they'd have to be like
04:11we're gonna have to run to the store for wine
04:14they actually do have wine but you have to find like the right bar that has it
04:18I don't need wine I'll drink beer I can handle a beer
04:20you'll fit right in
04:21yeah
04:22maybe Stone Cold will show up you guys and clank beers that would be sweet
04:25oh my goodness
04:26I think I would laugh a lot
04:27to go to
04:28to do see that with James
04:30an event with James
04:30but to see me like yelling at heels
04:32dude you get involved
04:35I'm like I'm not joking
04:36I'm like boo
04:36I'm like in their face with the thumbs down
04:41James you're scaring me
04:42stop it James stop it
04:44Lisa it's all an act okay
04:45yeah
04:46they're the bad guy so you gotta boo them
04:48exactly
04:48that's what they work for
04:49they work for booze
04:50James takes being an audience member
04:53as seriously as Nia Jax took selling that butthole blast
04:58yes
04:58I'm not
04:59it's no joke
04:59when I'm a part of the WWE universe
05:01I play my role
05:02yeah
05:03I'm cheering for the faces
05:04I'm booing the heels
05:05yeah
05:06boo
05:06so good
05:07I'm the best booer
05:07probably in the whole crowd
05:08yeah
05:09he's a spectacular booer
05:11I give Lisa one match
05:12and then just slowly disappear
05:15okay James gotta go
05:16no
05:17you gotta be there
05:17we gotta get there early too Lisa
05:19why
05:19because the whole arena
05:20once it starts to fill up
05:22one person will go
05:23woo
05:24and then the whole crowd responds
05:26like an echo
05:27woo woo woo
05:28that's one of Lisa's favorite things
05:30by the way
05:30is when people
05:31just randomly go
05:33woo
05:33it makes her laugh
05:35every time
05:36you'll have a blast Lisa
05:36I guarantee it
05:37I do picture her though
05:38like going into the bushes
05:40like Homer Simpson
05:41at one point
05:41I'm like here
05:43yeah
05:43my hole
05:44hey
05:45where's Lisa go
05:47where's Lisa
05:47Lisa
05:48Lisa Lenny and Cody
05:49they're gone
05:50they're all gone
05:50Lisa Lenny and Cody
05:52I'm all by myself
05:53take me with you
05:54someone said crazy world
05:56Lisa gets so into it
05:58that she starts showing up
05:58it matches with her own belt
06:00oh my god
06:01that would be sweet
06:02wow
06:03I'm in disguise
06:04I'll be your valet Lisa
06:05I'll be your mouth
06:07I'll be your valet
06:08I'll be the speaking
06:09I'll do the speaking stuff for you
06:10you just show up
06:11and look good with that belt
06:11she's got like purple hair
06:13like Sasha Banks
06:13yeah
06:14she's got all these
06:15gold rings
06:16you gotta give her like an entrance
06:16like a little pose
06:17that she does
06:18you know
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