Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Bret Michaels cancelling his appearance on the Poison cruise and there might be a few women who are upset by the news.
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00:00Lisa, I'm sorry to let you know that Bret Michaels is not going to appear on the Bret
00:08Michaels cruise that you were so hoping to see.
00:11I'm so disappointed in it.
00:12Oh, you canceled that, right?
00:13Yeah.
00:14Yeah, you can't go on that.
00:15Unfortunately, they say the Bret Michaels special event cruise performance March 13th
00:20and 14th canceled.
00:21Now, just to be clear, he's not going to be on it, but the cruise is still a go.
00:25Oh, yeah, of course.
00:27It was supposed to happen this weekend.
00:30Bret Michaels, a lifelong type 1 diabetic, falls under the category of those that run
00:34the extreme high risk of contracting the illness.
00:37Even if the illness is not contracted by Bret, he runs the risk of being quarantined on the
00:40ship with fellow music fans that might fall ill.
00:43That'd be bad enough in itself.
00:46Bret Michaels quarantined with Bret Michaels.
00:48I'm going to tell you right now, if you're on the poison cruise, you're getting it.
00:55Oh, my God.
00:57Yep.
00:57What you mean?
00:58I cannot wait.
00:59In two months, I embark on the cruise of a lifetime with one Bret Michaels.
01:06Yeah.
01:07That is going to be the best.
01:08Oh, my God.
01:10I brought a bikini.
01:12You know what?
01:13I brought an old school tassel-y bikini.
01:15Like I'm a cowboy's cheerleader from the early 90s.
01:21Oh, my God.
01:22You're going to look hot.
01:23I know.
01:23He's not going to be able to resist you.
01:25I know.
01:25We're going to be quarantined with him.
01:26I'm going to try to get back there and make a sex tape.
01:29He'll do it.
01:31He'll do it.
01:33Oh, look at him.
01:35Beautiful.
01:35Beautiful, man.
01:37Cece.
01:37Not as beautiful.
01:38Cece.
01:38Not as beautiful a man, that Cece.
01:43Take out that guitar and talk to me, Val.
01:45Cece looks like something from Fraggle Rock.
01:49They're not on the cruise.
01:52They're not invited.
01:55A chance just to get away.
01:57Every day I wake up and I put a little X on my calendar because it gets closer and closer and closer.
02:03Still got a calendar.
02:05Ladies, I'm sorry to let you know, Bret Michaels is not going to appear on your cruise anymore.
02:12What are you talking about?
02:12I'm already wet.
02:13Oh, Jesus.
02:15Yeah, he wants to keep himself safe from that coronavirus, so he's canceled.
02:20No, no, no.
02:21I'm going to sue you.
02:22I'm going to sue everybody involved in this because that's all I've been looking for.
02:25David, I knew this corona was going to affect us.
02:30Probably a good thing you ladies.
02:31I mean, you probably should not go on the cruise at all, though, anyway, right?
02:34I mean, they say that it might be a risk because I don't take good care of myself.
02:38You know, it affects a lot of smokers, they say.
02:41If you smoke, you're at a higher risk, but I don't give a good goddamn, honestly.
02:47Plus, I never thought about this.
02:49Think of how many dudes are going to be, for some reason, the traffic bed is playing.
02:55I don't know why.
02:57You'll have that from time to time.
02:58It was ruining the poison.
02:59Yeah, I was like, I'm trying to listen to poison here, traffic.
03:02God damn it.
03:04Like, why are you playing?
03:05Yeah.
03:05Anywho, like I was saying, I bet there's going to be tons of boys that I'd look, probably
03:11not boys, probably like 55-year-old men that kind of, sort of look like Bret Michaels, but
03:16old and gross.
03:17I mean, my whole plan was to go there and at least, you know, at least blow Bret.
03:23At least.
03:24And he's not going to be there.
03:25I mean, I'm going to have to dish that out to some of those other guys.
03:29I was going to give him a Remy.
03:31Oh, my God.
03:32That's classic you.
03:33That is how you get Corona.
03:35Well, you know, that's how I got famous back in the day.
03:37Just like you did in the 80s.
03:39I got famous back in the day.
03:40Little Remy.
03:41Oh, my God.
03:41That's why they called me Remy Remy.
03:43Okay, Remy Remy.
03:44You did it to Winger once.
03:45I'm going to suggest you.
03:46You did it to every member of Winger.
03:49You lined them up.
03:51Back-to-back shows.
03:52Back-to-back shows.
03:55Those were wild times.
03:57Winger.
03:57You rimmed Winger.
03:58I did.
03:59I rimmed her.
04:00She lined them up and Remy'd them all.
04:03That's how you get a nickname.
04:05That's how they remember you.
04:09Wow.
04:09All right, ladies.
04:10Well, good luck on your cruise.
04:11Hope it all works out for you.
04:12They call her the Rim Monster.
04:15For good reason.
04:17For really good reason.
04:19Seriously.
04:19It's your poison cruise minus poison.
04:21I bought a little sailor hat.
04:22What am I going to do with that now?
04:23You still wear it.
04:24God damn it.
04:26It's a little tiny on your big head.
04:27We're still going.
04:27We're still going.
04:28All right, good luck.
04:29Let us know how it goes.
04:30Hope you don't get quarantined.
04:32Yeah, we will.
04:33All the best.
04:33I will.
04:34I'm ready for death.
04:35Send smokes.
04:35I'm ready for death if I can't see Brett.
04:39Just rim your way out of there.
04:40I'll tell you this.
04:40I'll rim somebody.
04:41I'm going to rim somebody.
04:43I don't care if it's the captain.
04:44Maybe we'll do the captain.
04:45Yeah.
04:46That's how we made.
04:47Let us drive.
04:48All right, we're fine.
04:49Let us drive the boat.
04:50Toot, toot.
04:51I'm going to blow his horn.
04:54Hell yeah.
04:55Sure you will.
04:56That's my sister.
04:57Sure.
04:59All right.
05:00There's the big ladies on the poison cruise.
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