Dave & Chuck the Freak welcome back James after he took a few days off dealing with a horrible case of poison ivy and he reveals that the steroid medication he is taking has him really aggravated.
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00:00is at 617 right now on a friday the 31st day of july here on dave and chuck the freak and uh
00:10james campbell back in the fold he's so happy to be here oh yeah me too i'm thrilled it wasn't
00:16okay so this is gonna be a really good day yeah no i'll be okay i'll be okay but i have an excuse
00:20because i'm on the steroids that have me yeah you are super hf yeah i also just started taking
00:26roids i'm sorry i'm so aggravated oh wow he's got aggravated by his icons on his computer today
00:32oh he's already been talking to jason about it yes now i'm gonna be embarrassed what if uh
00:36and his water the water machine wasn't working oh god i should have brought it up it's okay
00:42it's just a button what's happening the cold one when you hit the cold yeah i'm gonna get a glass
00:47of water and get my ice so i have my little my my yeti all so i can stay hydrated during the show
00:52yeah i want you hydrated lubricated so i can talk just gotta give him a little we got this water
00:56cooler in this room with all these fancy electronics with a button that doesn't it doesn't work it gets
01:00stuck and it just pours water it doesn't get stuck for me i don't know what happens not to make you
01:05more angry now okay that's just my issue okay there you go i think maybe you're gonna cross
01:12i forgot all about the taxi theme i don't know why i forgot should i play that while i was at home
01:16arguing with my fiance so your medication your medication uh aggravates you yeah it's uh it's
01:22some steroid um i don't i don't like that james i don't either it's okay i've only i'll be done
01:27with them by sunday i think sunday or monday prednisone prednisone i don't know prednisone yeah
01:33absolutely um so jason took the brunt of your roid range a little bit like so when we go away and we
01:39come back people you know they're standing guard watching the show and taking care of things
01:43and i have my icons on my computer desktop in a very certain way it's very yeah sometimes when we
01:49leave we come back the icons are all messed up and i'll ask questions and i'll say hey do you know
01:53anything about why these icons are all all mixed up now seriously yeah i get it and everybody's like
01:58no no i have no idea oh okay whatever it's weird so then i come in today and i know just jason's
02:04been working on my computer and guess what the icons are all messed up again oh wow jason
02:08are you uh you switching stuff up when you're uh jason i'm just saving things differently i guess
02:16but he was like i caught you right i was like i'm sorry jason's like i heard him say i didn't realize
02:22there was an investigation going on
02:24it wasn't my investigation it was just my own perception i've been keeping notes mentally
02:31what's going on with my computer desktop icons that's all david chuck the freak internal investigation
02:37who's switching icons knowing there's roid rage makes more sense yeah it does right now i'm glad we got
02:42to the bottom of that yeah my fiance yesterday was like you know you're grouchy i'm like i know it's
02:48this medication because she's like your neck is looking so much better i'm like who cares about
02:52my neck my neck is a mare have you seen my side from my left nipple down to my johnson i look like
02:58gorbachev's forehead oh my god you do wow you do um i haven't heard that in a while but it's
03:06exactly what it looks like yeah sure it is exactly i get it it paints a picture you can actually hear
03:10the taxi theme kind of calm james down as he went because jason thinks it's been useless he thinks it
03:16hasn't done anything no i like literally heard it calm him down it helped a little bit because
03:21i don't really care about the icons anymore and i actually i'm starting to feel bad i hope jason's
03:25not upset with me i don't want any kind of weird work situation these are these are the ups and downs
03:30of roids right we're going through it with you right now it's like a pregnant woman but with
03:35third degree burns out of 10 of her body well now i got two pregnant women in my life but i'm not
03:40mad at you james jason why are you missing my icons jason if james wasn't oozing i'd ask you guys
03:45to hug it out but yeah and it's covid so we'll just we'll hold off don't ooze give me about two weeks
03:51and i'll be huggable i think yeah you're always huggable that's the other thing too i'm not touchable
03:56i got a fiancee i can't she can't cuddle up we can't touch i told me no booty until the poison ivy's
04:02completely gone oh wow so that this is it just gets better you know this is my birthday last
04:08week so i find out i have a gum infection and i got poison ivy oh my happy 38 james life is grand
04:14isn't it oh no happy what 38 can you believe that i thought you were younger than that i wish i was
04:20younger i really thought he was i thought you were 36 no i just have the mentality of a child
04:25he keeps me i'll be honest he keeps me young i'm like james james just hit the big trio yeah
04:32i wish i was man if i was 30 oh dude do you know how much life i have ahead of me still
04:37no we're 50 so yeah whatever people will believe that well i can't believe those guys are 50.
04:46it's been a rough start a rough start to my 38th year on this planet i can't wait to take another
04:50whole ride around that sun 365 days oh that'll be better exciting it'll be better i hope so it will
04:57for sure as soon as these steroids wear off and why don't you go rearrange your icons and breathe
05:03deeply yeah i gotta post some stuff on the site we got some great stories we're going to talk about
05:07you can find all the info over at daventuckthefreak.com i'll see you later bye
05:11he's gonna arrange his icon those steroids are no joke man no i heard something but i wasn't getting
05:16invested in it and i'm like i'm just gonna keep on no i just shut my door i was like i'm gonna stay out of
05:20that one oh yeah the dave and chuck the freak show is kind of a rough start if you're trying
05:24to start like an old a car you know it's like it's like it's like a model two right now it won't turn
05:30over like you know you got one of those cranks you gotta crank it you gotta crank it
05:36get it together and it's like what happens is like you find out you're like oh listen you know
05:40we gotta crank the thing uh today but uh they didn't give us a crank no no crank there's no crank
05:48or they'll just build one haphazardly and we gotta crank it four times
05:54oh goodness gracious well yeah so uh but james is back thankfully and he's doing better and you
06:00know just a little bit angry i'm back and i'm angry so don't even mess with me on the text
06:04oh now they're really gonna mess with me on the text look out don't send them any dog
06:08the opinions expressed by james campbell on text do not necessarily represent those of davent
06:12check the freak right because i'm reading every single one oh don't read them probably
06:16all right maybe we should have taken one more let's start maybe we should i'm gonna remember
06:19your phone number i'm gonna write it on the men's room stall in a very seedy area oh lovely there you
06:24go i'm gonna have to you can get a couple people for me too james okay anybody says a damn thing
06:30about you i'm writing their phone number down and i'm gonna put it all over the internet i'm gonna
06:33sign them up for uh free bunghole pics.com free bunghole pics.com text straight to your inbox
06:39probably uh dynamite website how do i sign up for that i'm sure it doesn't exist
06:44you want to see trademark damn and check the freak